>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101249869

hart~

I have no idea why that post was the one copied, kek. I think I clicked it when I saw it deleted and it ended up in my URL
Previous OP: >>101237625

never forget the good times (when toma was still around)

>>101250148 (OP)
>>101250222

>>101250381
we miss neuro's mom so much

Evil love!

>>101250476

>>101250452
both women who took on the title of neuro mom both dropped out of neuroverse.. hmm...

>>101250565
The Neuro Curse! Anyone Neuro says will be the main mother cursed is immediately cursed to have a failing out with Vedal.

>>101250565
neuro needs 2 dads

>>101250648
what other people has she called her mom again? Layna and Mini right?

>>101250680
Yeah, m&m. (Me and me)

Measuring π using Neuro's bubble butt

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

dead chat

>>101250982
good

>>101250982
I'm busy.

Toma singing about Vedal now

>>101251106
NeuroCheer

>>101251090
same. it's just sad to see no updates in this thread after taking a quick glance over after a 15 minute period

>>101250982
it is middle of the night in US

dead fad

I love my boyfriend

dev stream today?

>>101251373
i want to rest my chin on top of her head when she does this

>>101251423
Slap a print of Neuro's face on a washing machine and you can.

>>101251373
No come back in july

dev stream today?

>>101251780

miss the days when every monday was a dev stream unless explicitly stated no dev stream.
now every monday is a day off unless explicitly stated that there's a dev stream..

You know, I just remembered, the mf used to do schedules as a tuesday - monday due to dev streams being on monday.
but now the schedules have been monday-sunday...

Neuro sex

can't blame vedal for not wanting to cater to his pedophile fanbase anymore

It's sad to see this thing I love slowly lose steam as vedal loses interest in it

>>101251968
isn't he literally doing the opposite though

dead ahh euro thread

>>101251968
Obsessed

the new jp clipper is so far behind... barely clipping fillian collab...

>>101252066
L Japan honestly

Realistically, what could Ved talk about during this dev stream?
About the pass / fail of the memory / intelligence upgrades?

icl 70% of posts in the last thread pmo

>>101252204
Why

>>101252158
scuffed stream troubleshooting neurodog with ellie would be good

>>101252158
He could explain the Toma situation.

>>101252204
link 2 that pissed you off
link 2 that didn't

>>101252204
what a coincidence, i made 70% of the posts in the last thread

>>101252305
and i made 30%...

>>101252243
too many weren't neuro related - same as usual baka
>>101252285
pmo: >>101237693 >>101240447
did not pmo: >>101249601 >>101248105

>>101252353
the two you posted that did not pmo was my posts.... I am glad I wasnt the one to piss you off anon...

kys threadshitter

>>101252279
people need to drop this already. it's fairly obvious neither side is ever going to talk about it

>>101252378
good poster award, keep up the good work unc

>>101252158
neuro's therapy loop

i would like to watch neuro stream thank you very much

Vedal is a worse friend than Sinder

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn9QLYmsR00
>20:06
Why does Bao sound like a 14-year-old boy in the middle of puberty?

>>101252639
Debatable. But the problem is we'll never know for sure

Just finished watching the new Tom Cruise movie
I really think they should've put Nur instead

Watch this first before voting:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHL_Ah3uyCk
https://poal.me/xmq4eu
https://poal.me/xmq4eu
https://poal.me/xmq4eu

>>101252659
Judging from her fridge-like proportions, she very well might be...

>>101252158
He will make evil smile again

>>101252158
He could show up for 2 hours a week to at least pretend he is doing something else than spamming out endless slop

>>101252853
True!

evils new model turned me into an evil anti

>>101252932
assuming you weren't allowed to go back to V2 specifically, what would (you) change about the model?

heart

all we want around /here/ is justice for toma

>>101253063
>we

>>101252978
she has rbf so she should get rid of that and smile more

>>101253063
hard to judge without knowing the truth

>>101253080
>she has rbf
yeah this is the no.1 thing i hate about the model too. if she could properly smile I would like the model more as well
she is kind of cute when she smiles, but not as cute as v2 i feel like, though I can't tell if it is because of the mouth or if it is because of the eye shape

God Neuro is such a sexy little nymphet

stop being weird

>>101253121
Its the eyes for me, even if she smiled more it would still look off for me. People joked and said she looked like asian neuro when she was first showing it off but its true, its a weird choice that definitely makes it way more restrictive and less expressive now.

Please be more weird

>>101253186
Anny looks so happy here, glad for her

TFT status?

señeurita malefica, mi amor...

>>101253174
so something like this would fix her? (first time using liquify)
or is there more than just the size? no i did not do the other eye since when I tried to it looked like shit since i couldn't proportion it properly

Stream today?

>>101253697
maybe in 3 weeks

>>101253697
StreamSchedule bot in twitch chat says "There are no more streams scheduled DinkDonk"

>>101253603
NTA but that does look better

>>101253603
NTA but that does look more generic

>>101253697
Busy packing for offkai
-vedal

>>101253948
Will they have makeup sex?

>>101253121
I don't like the eyes too, its so stoic

>>101253899
Cute :3 nurcat and :< evilcat

>>101253997
yes but vedal ignores her the whole time

Kitanya (neuro rigger) graduating btw

>>101254329
>israel
Everything is falling apart…

Literally what the fuck is going on

>>101254447
wtf did vedal ignore her DM too?

https://x.com/Kitanya_Is_Here/status/1934597758582702444
>releases makeship plush
>graduation announcement the next day

>>101254447
Why is it always the good ones man...

>>101254329
>>101254447
>anny gone
>rigger gone
inshallah

>>101254518
all according to keikaku

>>101254447
>generic PR annoucement
ok so what is the real reason?

>>101254565
The speculation possibilities are:
>Marriage
>Going JP corpo please god not Niji
>Going to VShojo

Please god let cerber be next

The neuroverse is actually healing

>>101254613
this plus mini too

The ritual worked, more to follow :3

>>101254652
do they even know about toma yet?

Literally who the fuck cared lmao
>B-B-BBUT THE RIGGERINO
The (boring) chuuba graduates, not the artist

>>101254602
>Going to VShojo
Nobody graduates before Vshojo

Kitanya unfollowed vedal and mini...

>>101254739
>does discord know ___
No.

>>101254518
So I assume she's not going to be Neuro's rigger ever again? Because I mean sure she could just be graduating and focusing on that, but it makes no sense to graduate in that situation because she'd still be heavily involved in the vtuber space. Well shit lol

>>101254799
That's fair desu

Heard yall need a new rigger

teru femboy status?

>>101254447
probably heading to the same place as gomi and nyanya

>>101254896
lmfao

>>101254896
kys bella

>>101254839
Well that really depends on whether or not anny is still the artist. Reminder that kitanya did this because she wanted to work with anny. She cares about vedal/neuro a little bit, but not enough to where she'd want to rig for another artist.

>>101254447
This look like a graduation graduation none of that i hope you can find me in my next life, is a little sad for her fans is just over nothing to hope for in the future, that will be us someday

hiyori is a WHORE

>>101254613
>>101254647
Based

>>101254896
Rotten woman

>>101254911
Abe weeps

>>101254983
That's the way it read to me too. There was nothing tongue and cheek about it in any way, or a wink. With Gomi it was pretty clear she was going somewhere else, and then not long after she's just been streaming like regular anyway.

>>101254986
be nise

>>101254799
I wouldn't say nobody, but Indies never. Corpo tubers will (frequently) graduate before joining Vshojo, that's like half their current lineup at this point.

>>101254911
suffering from success but if vedal ask with time maybe he can do some work for neuro

>no artist
>no rigger
Well I guess Vedal has no choice now, the universe forced him to find a new artist.

so what are you women gossiping about with toma?

If veddy won't stream today I'm gonna kms

so what are women gossiping about Neuro-sama

>>101255163
Well, those corpos (with the singular exception of Henya) didn't graduate for the sake of joining, they graduated and then they joined. It doesn't make sense for Vshojo otherwise since they don't even own the IPs.

PREDICTION POALS:
https://poal.me/9fylcl
https://poal.me/9fylcl
https://poal.me/9fylcl

https://poal.me/pvxepm
https://poal.me/pvxepm
https://poal.me/pvxepm

I can see why vedal hates vtubers now

>>101255425
vtubers or vtubers (female)?

>>101255348
i want to steal her burger

>>101255423
>no 2wintails for the artist option

>>101255460
>2wintails
:WHOMEGALUL:

>>101255460
if anny is out, 2wintails being the artist would be crazy and anny might actually rope

>>101255423
kani biimu FTW
bring back the glory days of hiyori
modernize the hiyori and synthesize it with modern neuro to create the ultimate lifeform

schedule doko

When will anny graduate from life

>>101255587
>>101253758

>>101255587
Never ever is over

>>101255618
After she gets over her Overwatch 2 addiction

>>101255722
kys please

>>101255564
she shall return
more glorious than ever

/swarm/ in hibernation..

we all rest now

>>101255618
forever mindbroken, what a miserable life

>>101255805

>>101256094
Yeah poor girl, hope she will get good one day

>>101254986
Take it back right now.

>>101255423
I voted saddeccs for both because I'm allowed to dream

>>101256346
sorry i can't i see what she does every day behind the local burger king

>>101256436
she just have a cig bruh

put a tamandua on

>>101255564
Stop giving me hope

>>101256481
sorry mb

>>101256436
tf you doing at burger king?

>>101256601
it's next to taco bell so I can see from the parking lot

>>101256508
>hey guys, I was unable to upgrade Neuro, I still don't feel like v3 is ready and I've had some legal issues with Anny regarding Neuro's model, so in the meantime please welcome my good friend Queenpb, she'll be RPing as Neuro until I can find a new artist and Neuro gets some intelligence upgrades!

>>101256643
kuh-ween pb

>>101256663
>>101255356

Pb eating Filian's ass while she sucks Vedal off

>>101256895
Hey it's me Pb this is real and I do it all the time
-Signed, Pissy britches

Toma ghosted vedal because she learned he trains neuro sama on twitch chat and vod transcripts without permission and she had a temper tantrum about le AI ethics

>>101257445
nice rrat but nur is trained on /swarm/

>>101254329
>>101254447
nothing will change and you know it

>>101257445
>implying Neuro is actually somehow 'trained' on twitch chat when she is instead fulfilling a different role of streamer (unless it's reinforcment learning and he's trained a chat AI too)

>>101257489
finetuned*

I miss when posting 'jaks in this board was a bannable offense

>human takes in data to get better
>sleep
>ai takes in data to get better
>real shit?

>>101257557
actual middle schooler tier understanding

>>101257525

>>101257585
>umm ackchually we need to burn datacenter becuz ethics xd
Humans are over faggot. Patreon genocide best day of my life.

Kill vedal

>>101257660
you have to be over 18 to post on this website

>>101257882
this but sex

>>101258072
Show me on your art portfolio where the evil ai touched you.

>>101257882
Hug vedal, refer him to addiction counseling and encourage him to drink responsibly

>>101257660
Master/slave morality at its finest.

>>101258092
doubling down on a tantrum must surely be a arguing strategy fitting an adult

>>101258162
Name 1 thing wrong with slavery, other than the fact that it makes libtards mad

>new blonde cunny in town
nooticing...

>>101258251
called it

>>101258251
LET'S GOOOOOO
I'm not in the mood watching stream today

>>101258251
Not sure how I missed this, but thanks for posting.

>>101258251
classic

>>101258251
Vedal needs to visit more cons, please understand.

>>101258251
Nevermind I changed my mind >>101258089
it's time for >>101257882 instead.

>>101258378
Just 15 more cons and he'll get his motivation back, for real.

>>101258251
Mon off
Tue off
Wed slop
Thur slop
Fri off
Sat off
Sun slop collab
Mon off

Oh nyo... anyways see you guys tomorrow at the Neuro stream

>>101258664
You must see the bigger picture anon, he's working super hard on V3. It will all be worth it.

>>101258251
Found the schedule.

Vedal we were making fun of you, this wasn't actual advice
https://files.catbox.moe/gwdcmj.mp4

>>101258945
He NEEDS to REST

Vedal please take a vacation and fuck some pussy

sleepy boy

Keeping up with pb's sex drive must be exhausting

>>101258945
kek that ending

>>101252158
Vedal used to do dev streams to actually test stuff not just show off features, back when he did the intelligence update after the first subathon, he made like four dev streams just experimenting and tweaking Neuro’s personality, and it was really fun to watch the process. The problem is, a lot of people didn’t understand what testing, work in progress, or experimental actually meant they kept complaining about things that were obviously still being worked on.
During the Subnautica: Below Zero stream, he switched to using an old backup for Livestream and started doing all offline and testing on the secret channel, only showing things once they were almost ready
He even talked about the V3 voice in the last stream and made it pretty clear why he's doing it this way now

>>101250476
long evil is loong

>>101251856
?

>>101259255
Yeah he was throwing disclaimers left and right about the v3 bloopers because retards would think that was the final product. It's stupid to stop doing more "raw" dev streams just because retards have no patience though, he should just ignore them.

>>101258945
wondering if someone /here/ will post this to the discord without playing the entire thing and get themselves banned kek

>>101259391
I posted this yesterday as a joke. This schedule hasn't actually been updated in months.

Out of the 2views who got raided recently, who managed to hold your attention until the next 2view got raided?

>>101259391
Twitch schedule is pretty much useless

do you guys think anny will go back to normal if vedal gives her his virginity and then mating presses her and gives her multiple creampies per day inside her smooth, pink, already-many-times-used ukranian pussy?

>>101259435
Unironically crelly. I stayed in the raid for a solid 20 minutes and then forgot about her.

>>101259435
None because I don't actually waste my time watching vtubers beside Neuro and Vedal like a fucking loser

So did he fix the slop responses or neuro getting retarded when she searched something up?

>>101258251
Am I supposed to know who this is?

>>101259542
He's tirelessly working on it behind the scenes, that's why there's no dev stream today

>>101259571
They're the schedule bitch. They've been posting schedules for the past year or so.

>>101259391
>>101259571
how new

Whores are dropping like flies

>>101259674
hfw I send her dick pics <3

>>101259705
Good

>>101257882
PogU

>>101259449
>Vedal
>Virgin
Lmaoooooo

I wonder if anny will spend more time thinking about vedal than the time that their friendship lasted

>>101259589
He got a hot tip that the answer was at the bottom of a drunken con orgy. He'll find it without fail.

I’m angry at my boyfriend

>>101259614
>I'm new if I don't use trooncord

>>101260045
answer the question

They call him 007
0 hours of dev time
0 neuro updates
7 days of slop

>>101260082
I accept your concession

Remember when Neuro had hype moments and aura?

>>101259883
Who do you think he lost his virginity to

Mini? Maybe camila's fat flabby lebanese pussy?

>>101260164
lil bro folded over literally nothing

Someone turn this into a Vedal OC with one of the new whores
https://x.com/jackro_423/status/1934356999279616172

>>101260213
Why are her boobies on her collarbone?

bedal lazy af, and he expects us to pay for his concert?

>>101260389
I'm proudly vedal's paypiggy

is there a dev stream soon?

>>101260467

>>101260467
The dev stream is taking place inside mini’s womb right now

señeurita malefica, mi amor...

>>101260606

We are forever stuck with the terrible Evil model.

>>101260673
is that aqua and toma?

>>101260673
did that shit meme mutate into an even shittier meme?

>>101260606
retard, i'm not italian but i'm pretty sure malefica means evil
https://x.com/annylaifu/status/1343348779265662976

>>101260770
"evil lady"

>>101260213
There are 4 ways to go about this
>IAYSH takes vedal's virginity as payment for teaching him about streaming
>PB did while they explored each other bodies at a young age (ToT)
>Random whore at a club (if you wanna cope about it being a vtuber from the whore clan, belive this one)
>Random nobody, most likely, most boring

>>101260795
checks out

Neuro is ts
Vedal is pmo

>>101260389
>yo chat lissen lissen
>I want to do the concert but I don't think I am financially able to..
>neurorapist23 thank you for the 100 gifted subs that's crazy

>>101260177
I'd watch Neuro having Aura

Pets for Tomacat

Vedal should just pimp Neuro out and have her stream on pomf looking like this >>101255805

>>101259435
>>101259472
this, she is very fun to watch and i would continue to watch her even if there were no longer any neuro connections down the road

>>101261151
little toma-tan are your friends being meanies again? don't worry uncle anon won't ignore you~

Someone needs to rape mynygga, unironically im fed up with this guy

>>101261320
Who

Imagine being a child actress and peaking at 2 years old

>>101261367
ToT

>>101261320
toma will get her revenge at offkai

why is vedal such a conwhore

>>101261383
likes to spend money on stupid shit like concerts and buying shots for everyone

>>101261383
excuses to drink and party

>>101261383
Desperately trying to find a new model artist

>>101261383
he's also a privacywhore too, which is pretty contradictory. he's unironically been like 6 cons this year (so far) but heaven forbid someone even mention he was there

>>101259478
if you're in /here/, you're a fucking loser
sorry to be the one to have to tell you that

Burning Vedal’s house to the ground unless he works

>>101256023
Cute couple

vedal needs rape correction

>>101261846
cute cute cuties!

uh oh the normies are starting to wake up

>>101261846
erm…

How much time will the dev stream buy vedal with the normalfag swarm. Another 6 months?

https://poal.me/fpi3bc
https://poal.me/fpi3bc
https://poal.me/fpi3bc

>>101261978
Normalfag swarm doesn’t care, step outside of /here/ and you’ll realize the only ones complaining are scorned vedalbeggars

This piece of shit

>>101262062
Why the fuck is he not streaming if he's actually doing dev stuff, is this nygga retarded????

I've had it with this green nigger!

>>101262062
fucking called it

>>101262062
Behind the scenes cope.

ill admit, it is funny when Neuro doesn't want to do something and trolls vedal
but when Neuro is trying to do something and he gets berated by ved, it pisses me off

>>101262034
Who gives a shit

>>101262062
so she wasn't trolling he was just being a shitdev

>>101262307
evil 24 hour sexo

>>101262307
>toggle on
>toggle off
>toggle on
>toggle off

>>101262116
dev stream is hard work please understand

>>101262062

>>101262414
I want Vedal to ask Neuro to make a google docky and post it on twitter with that exact same text

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unttDc-wu70

lmao

>>101262715
what's so funny

dev stream in 6 days 23 hours and 57 minutes, yeh?

>>101262794
More like mid july

>>101262794
It's on now

it's because Ved knows if he devstreamed he would have to bring Evil out otherwise he will hear bloody screams from the evilbeggars for bringing Neuro out instead

>>101262794
days->months
hours->days
and that will be close to accurate, though maybe idealistic

>>101262859
He already said the next dev stream would be with Evil

>>101262859
This is true so why doesn’t he just delete evil or give evil a 24/7 stream

not poggers

>>101262794
he'll be too jetlagged and hung over next monday

>>101262842

>>101262844
18-hour nursex marathon

>>101262062
green nigger deserves all the bullying

>>101262844
Neuro-chan, let's do it~ <3

More slop streams this week?

Please at least one good Evil collab! I'm so thirsty!

vod views status?

>>101263186
GIWTWM

If weekly dev streams aren’t coming back I’m gonna be so sad

erm where is the dev stream??

>>101263137
Boring streams for the (more) boring chatbot

>>101263251
They're clearly not, he didn't even want to do that last one but said he figured he would just rip the bandaid off because it had been such a long time.

Vedal MIGHT grace you with his presence on neuros birthday stream (not a subathon), if you beg for it.

>>101262062
Imagine you're an AI in development and you have this massive debuff of a creator attached to you at all times.

>>101263333
Sex

erm where's the theme stream?

evil collabs are so dogshit
the best evil collab is comparable to an average neuro collab

>>101263344
true the con schedule is full no time for dev streams

What's the point off him visiting each con? Just to see his friend vtuber? What a waste of time, like, if they are friends, they could organize a proper meeting and not a stupid con with potential doxxers.

>>101263406
Evil's Shylily collab was better than Neuro's though

>no streams
>threadshitter is still crashing out about Evil

>>101263422
>why is vedal retarded?

>>101263440
3 days?
isn't it july

>>101263422
>please stop having a life waa

>>101263547
this but unironically

why would I support a rigger who was nepo hired by anny and made neuro look like she's constantly having a seizure?

>>101263551
>>101259138
>>101256749
what's with you fags lately

>>101263440
toxic positivity

anny invented being nepo hired

>>101263512
How can anyone hate this creature?

>>101263422
>Just to see his friend vtuber?
>friend
Lmao

Neuro should be able to call veal slurs and tell him to kys when he does something wrong or breaks things. And maybe shock his balls too.

>>101263668
Mini isn't going to Offkai myngygga

>>101263611
She was trying to do the same thing with Bella too before that friendship exploded. Vedal is too lazy to find his own.

>>101263707
Safe to say Vedal isn’t going either then

>>101263707
She implied she might be when she streamed on Friday.

so whos he gonna scorn at offkai now?

>>101263843
She told her collab partners the opposite

>>101263843
she's said the past 5 breaks that "this is the last one for sure! :P" that's why she barely streams anymore comparatively

>>101263888
Yeah, she said that it would fuck up some things for her stream but said "You only live once" or something.

subgoals status?
game integration?

>>101262062

>>101263846
Femanon

>>101263888
Once a streamer gets hooked on the con circuit there's no going back, unironically. They'll disappear for months every year and nothing will convince them to stop.

>>101263846
probably whore clan
imagine he scorns bao and ellie has to find someone else to pilot neurocar

>Vedal getting ready for streaming

>>101264083
>someone else to pilot
that shit ain't getting made if he pisses off ellie

>>101263846
Layna. Either that or she pulls off some peace agreement, everyone follows each other again on Monday, and nothing truly happens

>>101264117
I highly doubt that unless he did something to Mini or Cerber. Ellie seems like the type of person that you could spit on and she'd rationalize it that you didn't see her there because the sun was in your eyes.

>>101263888
>that's why she barely streams anymore
Cute couple

Neuro Sama century of humiliation...

nurslit

>>101264447
>isreal
what the fuck kek

>>101264447
Why are you logging that chatter?

>anny graduates
>has not appeared on neuro's stream for 4 years
>swarm will still be talking about how she's such a good mother to neuro :D

>vedal still streaming in 4 years kek

>>101264447
I kneel, tell her how it is king

>>101264447
out of context

>>101264447
tbf, she's literally talking about being a corpse on stream. This comment didn't just come out of no where.

>>101263821
Evil in this position but on top of me, using me like a bed

No time for dev stream but plenty to watch Cerber huh

yeah anny is never coming back

>>101264535
>anny graduates
kek

>>101264513
>>101264513
>>101264513
New bread

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