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Anonymous No.101257953 [Report] >>101258371 >>101262448 >>101265751 >>101266039 >>101266848 >>101268785 >>101268857 >>101269672 >>101274780 >>101275846 >>101281979
Is there any material on earth hard enough to penetrate her diamond slit?
Anonymous No.101258322 [Report] >>101261239 >>101274746 >>101288117
Anonymous No.101258371 [Report] >>101285102
>>101257953 (OP)
Yeah, my dick
Anonymous No.101261239 [Report] >>101265623
>>101258322
Anonymous No.101262448 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
it's require the technique and patience. It's weak against small, repeated strikes
Anonymous No.101265623 [Report] >>101265780
>>101261239
I can't figure out how to use this
Anonymous No.101265751 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
Dragon Force
Anonymous No.101265780 [Report] >>101265810 >>101266105
>>101265623
I think you have to wear it on your cock and aim it at her clitoris,
Anonymous No.101265798 [Report]
what about penetrating the bibutt?
Anonymous No.101265810 [Report] >>101265888 >>101265969
>>101265780
That looks awful to wear, it would be like a third huge ball hanging below your dick
Anonymous No.101265888 [Report]
>>101265810
Well to be fair its not meant for you its meant for her
Anonymous No.101265969 [Report] >>101271186
>>101265810
>hanging below your dick
where do you think the clitoris is?
Anonymous No.101265978 [Report] >>101266131 >>101266264
We might take a little while, so do you want me to tell you a story? The Brothers Anon - lovely fellows, they're on my Discord server. According to them, there was this Jailbird, and he asks this Novelite, "How many seconds in eternity?" And the Novelite says, "There's this princess of pure diamond. Her cunt is as hard as rocks, and as dry as a quarry! Every hundred years, a Pebble comes and slams his cock into the diamond slit. And when the entire phallus makes its first thrust, the first second of eternity will have passed!" You must think that's a hell of a long time...
Personally, I think that's a hell of a Pebble.
Anonymous No.101266039 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
Her little slit is just like any other and it's still pretty fresh. She hasn't had good big cock yet, the prize is for the taking to destroy it.
Anonymous No.101266105 [Report] >>101266127
>>101265780
Spotted a virgin. It's for anal. Dick goes into the hole. Then you do anal and the spinner goes up against the pussy.
Anonymous No.101266127 [Report] >>101266182
>>101266105
well, we technically said the same thing
Anonymous No.101266131 [Report]
>>101265978
Holy fucking kek my sides!!!
Anonymous No.101266182 [Report]
>>101266127
>technically

Bro, please.
Anonymous No.101266264 [Report]
>>101265978
Shit story. But it could have been good.
Anonymous No.101266848 [Report] >>101267715
>>101257953 (OP)
my hard c...carbon heart
Anonymous No.101267715 [Report]
>>101266848
Dude, your little nugget is embarrassing. Do yourself a favour and don't mention it.
Anonymous No.101268785 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
i just realised how many terrible jokes climbing guys can make about her
Anonymous No.101268857 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
Porn. Kek. Get it? I made this thread to post cropped porn because I'm so funny! Wait, why aren't you laughing?
Anonymous No.101269672 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
The hardest metal, Diamond
Anonymous No.101271186 [Report]
>>101265969
I'm gonna be real, I've never seen a vagina IRL and I don't watch 3D porn so I have no clue how they work
Anonymous No.101274746 [Report]
>>101258322
good answer
Anonymous No.101274780 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
another diamond
Anonymous No.101275846 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
crush my COCK with a ROCK i must
Anonymous No.101280371 [Report]
At least use a normal image instead of AIslop
Anonymous No.101281979 [Report]
>>101257953 (OP)
Anonymous No.101285102 [Report]
>>101258371
This but mine
Anonymous No.101288117 [Report]
>>101258322
Has any vtuber ever covered that song?