Is there any material on earth hard enough to penetrate her diamond slit?

>>101257953 (OP)
Yeah, my dick

>>101258322

>>101257953 (OP)
it's require the technique and patience. It's weak against small, repeated strikes

>>101261239
I can't figure out how to use this

>>101257953 (OP)
Dragon Force

>>101265623
I think you have to wear it on your cock and aim it at her clitoris,

what about penetrating the bibutt?

>>101265780
That looks awful to wear, it would be like a third huge ball hanging below your dick

>>101265810
Well to be fair its not meant for you its meant for her

>>101265810
>hanging below your dick
where do you think the clitoris is?

We might take a little while, so do you want me to tell you a story? The Brothers Anon - lovely fellows, they're on my Discord server. According to them, there was this Jailbird, and he asks this Novelite, "How many seconds in eternity?" And the Novelite says, "There's this princess of pure diamond. Her cunt is as hard as rocks, and as dry as a quarry! Every hundred years, a Pebble comes and slams his cock into the diamond slit. And when the entire phallus makes its first thrust, the first second of eternity will have passed!" You must think that's a hell of a long time...
Personally, I think that's a hell of a Pebble.

>>101257953 (OP)
Her little slit is just like any other and it's still pretty fresh. She hasn't had good big cock yet, the prize is for the taking to destroy it.

>>101265780
Spotted a virgin. It's for anal. Dick goes into the hole. Then you do anal and the spinner goes up against the pussy.

>>101266105
well, we technically said the same thing

>>101265978
Holy fucking kek my sides!!!

>>101266127
>technically

Bro, please.

>>101265978
Shit story. But it could have been good.

>>101257953 (OP)
my hard c...carbon heart

>>101266848
Dude, your little nugget is embarrassing. Do yourself a favour and don't mention it.

>>101257953 (OP)
i just realised how many terrible jokes climbing guys can make about her

>>101257953 (OP)
Porn. Kek. Get it? I made this thread to post cropped porn because I'm so funny! Wait, why aren't you laughing?

>>101257953 (OP)
The hardest metal, Diamond

>>101265969
I'm gonna be real, I've never seen a vagina IRL and I don't watch 3D porn so I have no clue how they work

>>101258322
good answer

>>101257953 (OP)
another diamond

>>101257953 (OP)
crush my COCK with a ROCK i must

At least use a normal image instead of AIslop

>>101257953 (OP)

>>101258371
This but mine

>>101258322
Has any vtuber ever covered that song?