The girl that crashed Sakana's car...

i cannot list all the reasons sakana deserved it due to 4chan character limit

>>101271807 (OP)
>The girl that crashed Sakana's car...
In Minecraft?

>>101271807 (OP)
at least the car didn't fall in the water... did it?

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Was it Riku's yacht?

This is now canon in my mind forever and I will repeated it uncritically for decades.

>>101274846
It happened anyway.
Although the damage was unimpressive.

>>101272663
IN REAL LIFE

>>101271807 (OP)
>Asain
>Woman
The jokes write themselves

>>101271807 (OP)
>giving women anything expensive
lmao
he cant blame anybody else than himself

>>101272491
FPBP
Should've crashed it into him

>>101271807 (OP)
>woman
>asian
Sakana deserved it if he willingly gave her the car keys

>>101271807 (OP)
>let a woman drive
deserved

>>101271807 (OP)
did she actually?

>>101271807 (OP)
To be fair, it's very hard to hold a steering wheel with crab claws.

>>101280500
>let an asian woman drive
Daring today, aren't we

>>101284064
Backed into a boat by accident. stilly funny tho

>>101285611
Why was she driving his car?
That is silly.
I kind of like the nonsense the phase girls seem to get up to.
At least the girls. Not so much the more vocal fans.

>>101284680
I would argue the opposite except sudden rapid turns

>>101271807 (OP)
>wontons
>sad bee
fish fuck is into it lmao

>>101271807 (OP)
was it a good one
or was it post-90s slop
in which it's whatever

>>101285850
>Why was she driving his car?
picking people up
i mean we know why she took sakanas car, how often she gets to drive a new expensive car? shes a vtuber shes not rich enough to buy one herself, she counts on finding a millionaire husband like most women

>>101289443
supposedly a new car, blamed it on being too high tech for her, couldnt figure out how all the radars and cameras work

Asian sloppy cowgirl > car

Here is an actual image from the backup camera.
I can see how she was fooled into thinking there was room to reverse.

>>101289938
thats hilarious since the new mercedes camera set up is really fancy, especially the 360 camera system with sound indicators on top
but to be fair i did drive a car like that into a pole, on one shop parking there was a 30cm tall steal pole put in concrate, it was too low and narrow to be seen in mirrors or cameras, but strong enough to fuck up back of my car
so shit happens

Not only did he trust an asian woman to drive, he told her to just trust the camera instead of shoulder checking.

L Kevin lol

>>101291070
yep, the cams arent perfect, the top view is side reprojection that has a central position blindspot thats not seen on the display, back one is placed in center so it has side and top blind spots
those work amazing for cars and walls, less so for complex shapes you trying to squeeze around

>>101271807 (OP)
he's definitely fucking these girls. no way she'd just get away with that otherwise

>>101292079
Kevin is already married

>>101292155
To Dizzy

>>101289858
oh
sorry to hear about the slop

>>101271807 (OP)
>crab costume
>KANI<3
welcome back, gawr gura.

>>101285850
Phase is having a big offcollab meetup of most of the members to do the offkai stuff. Sakana sent Shiina to go pick up some of the members and she accidently backed the car into a boat because she isn't used to driving a car with a rear camera and the sensor didn't realize a boat was there so it didn't beep to warn her.

>>101271807 (OP)
pippafag terrorist defection thread

>>101271807 (OP)
Do the fans not find it weird that all the talents are hanging out with the CEO like that? Seems kind of like a weird business relationship to have.

>>101298342
They're meeting up for offkai. Like over half the company is there. Otherwise only like 2 of the talents have regular contact with Sakana outside of work events or him shitposting in the company discord and that's because they were friends with him prior to joining.

>vedal
>sakana
Why is it always the weird meek guys who get taken advantage of by vtubers?

>>101293293
They are probably cousins
You can find Kevin's actual wife if you look and its not Dizzy

>>101271807 (OP)
>woman
>chinese
>old
its was meant to happen

>>101292155
it doesnt matter, he is at least fucking pippa, people have to be retarded to not see it.

>>101298342
fuck you on about?
any job i was in had socializing events and work organized trips, if anything it shows that phase operates more professionally than most
i forget people here are mostly neets

>>101297717
If she's not used to driving a car with a rear camera and sesnors, why was she relying on the sensors to beep?
Women.

>>101292079
He just really likes wontons.

>>101274462
it would explain why it was sinking so badly lol

>>101271807 (OP)
can't believe she drove for Sakana no questions asked.

Is this what having power over women is like?

>>101298899
the other way around anon

Shiina is so fucking pale I love it

>>101302183
>Secret 3rd option
Fishman is into polygamy and has an open marriage

>>101303317
He owns a company, he must be able to score better than pippa