Why can't they just get a dog instead? Cats are sociopaths by human standards.
>>101286543 (OP)Cats are usually more independent and require less care than dogs. If you treat your cats well they will be just as loyal as dogs anyway
>>101286650The only reason your cat hasn't eaten you is because it's too small to cleave through your throat.
>>101286543 (OP)who will redpill this anon about dogpilled women?
>>101287226That's a 50/50 toss-up. One cat can be like what you described, the other will be the most affectionate creature you'll ever see.
>>101287226"fun" fact: a cat will only start eating your corpse when you're already rotting, and it only happens to crazy cat ladies with hundreds of cats. if you have one or two cats, they'll grieve you like dogs would.
>>101286543 (OP)Dogs seem way more maintenance heavy than cats are, and that's before getting into how breeders gave them every single deformity and health issue they can think of
>>101288739So cats is for the lazies, naruhodo
>>101286543 (OP)Are you dumb
Women are hardwired to love cats
>>101286543 (OP)inside dogs fucking suck to own, and i don't think they want to walk outside with one several times a day.
cats on the other-hand kinda solve all the problems themselves.
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>>101286543 (OP)To become a uccessful vtuber, one must sacrifice a cat!
Dogs are much more fucking stupid and violent. I went to college and after 1 month the dog fucking forgot me. It saw me opening the lock, approached tongue out, tail wagging all friendly then tried to bite my yubis clean off. At least my cats never forget nor try to hurt me.
>>101288488Dog people cope that their precious Fido would never do the same to them, but it's actually extremely common for older folks who die alone in their homes to be found partially devoured by their dogs. At the end of the day an animal is a fucking animal and it'll eat what it has to if left with no food.
>>101286543 (OP)Cats are cute, they're a bit like women
>>101286543 (OP)Dogs are way harder to care for.