miko is dead, long live konpakughost edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1W2x0CVEjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg7e9LKBGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyQ5yY0GWTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxbTJYNhHvg

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cobb5nutFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9S5ogE5Ng

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>BIG Jong news: There is a jong guild in Shadowverse WB now. The code is 706 999 346 198

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN7vp-6ez8A

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Sanankou! You had a yakuman tenpai, but bitched out and took the mangan ron because you didn't believe. Shame on you.

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101285464 >>101325251

Guild leader here.
Following the latest woman incident, anyone who's >name I don't recognize has been kicked from the guild.
If you were wrongfully remove, join again and you'll be accepted. The code is 706999346198

>>101325556 (OP)
>miko is dead
and there was much rejoicing

>>101325556 (OP)
>You had a yakuman tenpai, but bitched out and took the mangan ron because you didn't believe.
I would never do this.

>>101325646
what if you were dealer and it was south 3 and you were already 1st by ~6000 points?

>>101325556 (OP)
you forgot the thread subject again retardchama

my retarded indian uber driver is taking the most schizo route possible

>>101325966
please understand, it was a high pressure emergency bake after I witnessed my good friend ai haram ai get executed

>>101326106
remember rate five star saar

>>101326106
I would never drive you poorly anon

>>101326176
i'm downboating this man
>>101326190
i meant to say uber eats
but yes you would

>>101326207
>yes you would
Take it back

shan't

>prillya poko collab
finally something to spend this shit on

>>101326899
you still won't get any of em

>>101329739
yeah :(
poko gacha is rigged

>>101329773
I usually blow my load and get nothing then get it all with the second re-up in like the first 10 roll right after, so then I have a bunch of useless poko jade

>>101329807
i'm pretty content with what i have already and poko sometimes does reruns so i'm not throwing anymore money at it
had pretty much no luck on the kaiji/akagi rerun, so fuck em

>>101329977
I got kaiji and stopped, but even then it's not hagi so it's kinda garbage

>>101330000
i got old akagi with my banked free rolls, then made the mistake of spending money for nothing
at least some of the other cosmetics were okay

got a second copy :3

>count shanten
>Then count blocks again to make sure there aren't 6 blocks and have to subtract one.
>Already new turn have to count shanten again
>Loop

Surely there is a better way right

>>101332612
I dunno I can just look at my hand and know my shanten and I don't think about how many blocks I have it's just automatic

>>101332612
i don't count shanten until i consider folding, and when i do i count how many blocks are completed, which is not gonna change unless i break them

>>101332634
I think people that have issues not seeing their hand shapes fast is from using training wheels, I'm much faster with pattern recognition than actual numbers. Maybe I'm autistic. anyway, learn to count read manzu and life is much easier

>>101332612
Stop counting shanten before 3, it's a waste of time

>>101333051
if you're not counting fu before kindergarten you're NGMI

>>101333297

>>101331613
Hammers, beating you with hammers
Morning jong minus qb

>>101332612
5 blocks = 3 shanten
Trying to count 4-5 shanten is not worth it imo

Guys look, a vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEO68asKmss

wrong

>>101334523
Sir, this is /jong/, we don't watch vtubers here.

>>101334557
Okay what about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8mQjh_xFdI

>>101334523
I always confuse her thumbnails with sora hololive

the fuck do you mean minus qb

>>101334652
You clearly slighted the doragon

nini jong minus everyone who has ever wronged me

>>101334652
he's flirting

>>101334790
farming reactions more like

jokes on him, it wasn't qb who opened a second millhouse

>>101334652
I think qb SUCKS

>>101334652
86qb

>>101334790

Chuub

Table A
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa

Good Sprouts 453.7, currently 1st
ZWEI 446.4, currently 2nd
Ransei no Tabi -325.4, currently 15th
Legend of the Celestial Teapot -853.3, currently 18th
Table B: (featuring Haitei XI)

https://live.fc2.com/84503510/

Rozen Maiden Füritend +244.7
Bakyou Heat -11.5
R.I.I.C.H.I. -161.1
海底XI -413.9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QtItyRHt3A

>>101339133

>>101339376
Man look at that hanner what a kawaii

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>101332612
Just imagine how many good draws you need to hit tenpai is how I do it, I don't know why people struggle with this so much

I'M OUT

>>101343002
Where do you think you're going?

>>101343252
away

>>101343002
All that just to lose to adepts anyway

>>101343662
rude

>>101345194
fix the eye color

>>101345233
Maybe

>>101345883
Professional luckshitter

evens jerk of to hentai
odds jerk off on cam site
0 don't

>>101346503
reroll

>>101346523
lol

>>101346503
Link?

>>101346848
It's a random webcam chat site not a camwhore site

>>101345883
but why

>>101347202
one more han from shanshoku, manga wouldn't have been enough for first place

>>101347262
why didn't you keep the dora then to force a bigger hand

>>101347359
hm nyo that stoopiud??? duh

>>101347533
it was a guaranteed way to get the value you needed, without relying on two perfect draws and putting yourself in furiten

>>101347644
*loses to kanchan*

>>101347567
style is half the battle

>>101347672
i don't even know what was the result i was looking at the thread <_<

I didn't cum

>>101347790
Don't worry anon. I will succeed where you have failed.

vtubers?

>>101348951
vtubers go on >>>/vg/mjg

I have cum

>>101349016
Where did you get it?

Every time I play against a male character in ranked they either take 10 minutes to drop a tile or chi and pon everything to rush a tanyao

adeptchads~

>>101350347
Portalcraft sucks

>>101350380
What the fuck is an animatronic? Also no u.

>>101350513
Springtrap from the new dbd dlc

>>101350551
i thought that was freddy

i think nasa should jong

>>101350625
No they went with afton for it

>>101350625
i feel like they don't want Freddy to be the bad guy anymore

>>101350684
can mahjong into space?

I WILL be the first man to have mahjong SEX in space. It will be streamed live to every television in the world

>>101351377
i'm glad i don't watch tv

I hate con season

>>101351353
I reckon Ria can jong (and i think she should jong), so sure.

>adept 3 on friend list playing in bronze

>>101352834
We don't snitch in this thread, take that to >>>/vg/mjg/

wish i was playin in bronze rn

nini don't die

wish anons were jongin' rn

wish anons were duelin' rn

come on now, dont die jong

One of the mikos was banned so jong death is almost certain

The miko costume is free, anyone can bump

the evil gay erp mikos are a scourge

If the erp miko threat is so dire then why am I still straight?

>>101354778
*bends you* ha! Not so straight anymore!

>>101354806

akarun is live

you know what's not live?
jong.

>>101355737
we need xapitan...

for me it's watching b***** in ranked gold room

>>101355800

>>101355846
I'm five minutes behind but you're still winning, right anon? :D

>>101355866
only just

I shouldn't have pushed against that honiisou but I clutched it

>>101356252
I'm glad you won anon! I stopped watching so I could get ready for bed, sometime after you went below 30k in East 3/4 over noten payments

>>101356433
thanks stalker anon. nini

>>101356467
Thank you anon. I hope everyone in /jong/ has a great day free of back pain hahaha

>homeless anon faking a workplace injury for compo
based

>>101356586
I can't even get that I think...it's kind of baffling how lugging around on average ~35kg of meat for months didn't cause me much pain but bending over for a light plastic tub a few times at my new job is what's making it hard for me to walk. For some reason kneeling and bending over is extremely risky for me

>>101356705
pain pain fly away

live

Sex crow is jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl647WvRIlw

>>101358787
gm
i gn
enjoy bumping

>>101359240
nini

Don't die while I'm jobbing

Table B featuring Haitei XI's doragon!
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa (embed)

>>101359801
dw i'll keep it safe, focus on the games! gl!

your honitsu doragon

gj!!!

>>101360961
Where we're going, we don't need honitsu

>got thirteen orphaned in a sanma silver room by 3rd
I'm never playing that shit again
Gonna finished the wwyd book then man up and try gold room for the first time

>sanma killed the thread

>>101361685
Sanma exists solely to make women feel included just usw it for mahjong shitposting so the results dont matter

>>101361685
>Played Sanma
Another woman has hit the thread

No more femanons I'm going on strike

I think homeless anon should buy a real car and house at the same time

>>101364593
>No more femanons
agreed

>>101364796
Why do Australians get all of the cool stuff? In America we get nothing

>>101364925
Anon your RV reps?

>>101364957
rv can't do hectic skids thoughbeit

>>101364957
RVs are boring in comparison desu I want a falcon

I hate mahjong

>>101366932
What happened this time?

??? wtf

>>101367260
id tell you to play a jade tonpuu but youre already doing that arent you?

>>101367260
Welcome to the edge between heaven and hell

>>101367260
/jong/ is inclining!

>>101367480
You... want people to climb? That's out of character.

Going for a walk, don't die.

>>101367260 (me)
>>101367280
>>101367304
and it's done!

>>101367718
Congrats!

>>101367718
Please go turncoat on mjg and become jongs first celestial

hope on shadowverse for the quests and stuff, need more players ! (i think)

>>101367902
>hope on

It's so fucking hot outside

>>101368386
what are you doing outside

>>101368386
it's even hotter inside because of my pc

>>101368466
see >>101367687
Also I was tempted to go swim in the pool but there's a bunch of kids there so I passed and just checked my mail instead.

>>101368496
Did you enjoy the walk otherwise?

>>101367902
dogshit game

>>101368565
It was alright, not done much physically in a while so my legs are sore but otherwise it was nice.

>>101368578
yeah me too, i tried everything for hours, i don't see many people talking about this issue so i assumed it was just me

>>101368386
God I wish that were me

I feel like I already know what qb's room looks like in game

>>101368781
it would be this but white; you are lacking on your reps

>>101367902
nvm

Intermittent power flickers, sounds like a good time to queue ranked

I THINK MAHJONG is alright

i don't

>>101371192
Askers?

which one of you just said based in poe global

me

I can't be asked to slog through the campaign any more despite how much fun I have mapping with RF

>>101371148
I take this back

>>101371305
zoomer come home
https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Shock
I think you're a fair bit older than me, actually

>>101372017
when is jong going to play pd2

>>101372017
>spoiler
probably...

dead

>>101372990
who

>>101373178
(you)

was really hoping I'd amount to more than just haunting this thread when I died

>>101373337
such as?

>>101372040
jong team sing up doko
https://youtu.be/Aq21b8F0XcQ

I'd like to be a racist poltergeist

>>101373438
the other pd2

>>101372040
can I play this with a cracked game

>>101373457
>Anon heard a ghastly voice in the distance walking home late one night. "Nigger~!" The voice called out before a trashcan lid struck anon from behind, knocking him unconscious.
>>101373620
Uses steam servers IIRC so I don't think so. It's dirt cheap most of the time though

>>101373469
Project diablo 2?

>>101373620
they claim you can't but I haven't tried
>>101373878
yeah

>>101373970

I don't see why pd2 would need a real cd key

>>101374089
Try it I guess. I got an old copy on my bliz account fucking ages ago so I've never tried. Issue might be logging into the client cause I think it does use bliz server verification

I forgot you can't do /players 8 in pd2

>>101374140
I don't remember it using blizz' server, anyway just play offline

I have all of the Payday 2 DLC iirc, not to flex or anything

https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops
She's gonna do her RC dailies and then she'll go and play the new Shadowverse.

>>101375219
>First qb streams it now Lily
Jong is too powerful

>>101375441
I think everyone's just trying to get in on the ground floor in case it takes off.

Who was it that told me to touch grass? You've caused issues.

>>101375997
it was me, but only because someone else told me to touch grass
What's the problem?

>>101376052
I wanna go for another walk but I'm tired

>>101375997
if someone told you to touch a hot stove would you blame them when you touched it? you should know better by now

>>101376073
touch bed

>>101376157
But Pippa soon and I've missed a bunch of streams since league started

>>101376186
understandable, have fun

>Doragon was actually picking league over Pippa
>He's suddenly going out for walks and sleeping at a normal time
I blame jj

>>101376418
Inclining!

>>101375997
You should download mhnow so that touching grass is even more rewarding and so you can be my first friend

>>101376605
I don't have a phone with service, same reason I don't play pokemon go

>>101376558
You say that until he leaves us

>>101376668
We need a doragon support fund...

i think pippa should jong

>>101377238
Gotta pay her to get another jong stream

>>101377238
she might at offkai

>>101377261
i think poko should pay pippa to poko during the prillya collab

>>101377334
maybe poko should have an english translation first

These nyaggers are making me go joker mode

>>101377351
id rather they figure out how to run a browser game without needing to download gigabytes of data first tbdesu

>>101377106

I can't afford to support doragon while managing my crippling yuzu addiction

If only we knew someone with sizable savings who liked taking care of sadboys

>>101377571
she hates him

>>101377407
we are

>>101378190
just realized that me saying this in the sense of 'we are (of one mind)' or 'I concur' makes me look like I'm the shit dev of poko, oops

just release a client

>>101378252
I can't believe a /jong/er is the reason I have to spend several hours downloading this dogshit every time mahjong servers are down

>>101378379
All me.

>>101375997
That was me and probably a couple other “people”

your suji trap?

once cut is huge for chiitoi what the fuck

>>101378825
>once cut
Yeah, me

im going to watch anime, let me know when cynthia gets another outfit

and that was the last time anyone heard of anon

More like whonon

Twitter feed update
https://x.com/Yun_Yun8754/status/1935872148113179129/photo/1
Femanon warning, that's a barely censored woman

Stove

>>101379982
if steve has nipples they are holding onto that whatever for their fucking lives

they really are just trying to make everyone as nude as possible now aren't they

>>101380085
its mahjong girl summer, whats the point in wearing anything denying easy access?

>>101380085
It's great, where's my skimpy lin skin?

Married whore is live

i wish i was married to nina i bet shes a babe

vtumors go in the other thread

evens do one thing
odds drink and plan trip to japan
zero blow raspberries really loud

did cynthia get an outfit yet

>>101380668
What is the one thing your doing?

wish i was jongin rn

>>101380959
you can play with mah jong

>>101381030
would rather not

>>101381146
then post a room bitch

>>101381772
I'm at work.

>>101381799
I can jong in an hour and thirty minutes

Evens risk getting stabbed to satisfy my growing need to walk
Odds don't
0/dubs thread's choice

Majsoul Friends Room 96255(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96255

tonpuu join fast so I can finish game while waiting for this truck driver to get here

>>101381947
maybe you should stick to walking during the day or early evenings

>>101380668
Japan meat up!

>>101381965
But it's so nice and cool out now

>>101381961
do your job

>>101381986
do you live in a black neighborhood?

>>101382027
Brown affordable housing apartment complex

>>101381961
idk if i should join this, for your own good

>>101382078
it started

>>101382093
i'm gonna stalk and laugh at you

>>101382060
are you the biggest nigga around?

>>101382107
rude it's not even my room
>>101382117
idk, I've lived here for like 6 years now but I don't leave the house often

>>101382141
stick to daytime til you feel the hood out

wut

>>101382239
W-who am I playing with?

>>101382239
i was about to say reload the friendlist but i see it too :o

hi! this is your japitan speaking! im a ghost now! thank you for your attention.

>>101382324
noooooooo

>>101382324
Can you stop dealing in please K thanks

Hate women

>>101381961
Jonged...

wj!

>>101381961
well cutezu'd

I'm going to flex on anon by taking a nighttime walk through my safe mostly white neighborhood

>>101382575
Hate

>>101381961
wj don't know why i kept going for dealer repeats given the situation but w.e

you need to up your psycho energy so that people know they shouldn't mess with you

iipatsu chiitoi HATE

>>101381999
I was on break

Fuck it we ball

uwaaaah anons jongin' at work! scandalous! (≖⩊≖)

>>101382702
just wait til you find out we masturbate at work too!

So doragon is gonna die right?

Evens vanilla
Odds hardcore
0 go to bed without jerking off tonight

I regret to inform you all, but I lived

貴方だけを憶えている
雲の影が流れて往く
言葉だけが溢れている
想い出は夏風 揺られながら

>jj drinking again
grim

>>101382998
sorry to hear that

>jj drinking again
good

this is your japitan speaking. yes. i relapsed. but im not drinking as much as before. yes, i know its bad. but i have problems so i drink.

>>101383363
Honestly as long as your aware and keep it from spiraling you should be fine. You were more worried about being a bad influence on your siblings right?

JJ needs me to daydrink? I'll do it JJ. I'll bat for you JJ

ex-husband unironically don't. you're in a foreign country. you don't want to catch a public drunkenness charge or something.

Sadly I have no rum to join in

mahjong is better desu, they should add it back

>>101383833
I'm just sad I couldn't find an arctype I liked, I usually play monoblack in magic but abyss didn't scratch the same itch

>Got blue balled by a chick on a cam site
Bruh

>>101384086
i like warlock in HS so i thought i'd like abyss but i think that archetype just suck ass rn
i'm playing what the game gave me, which is portalcraft, it's actually kind of annoying to play because every time you fuse the cards go back to the bottom right of the screen
still can't redeem the free deck from the tutorial :/

>>101384196
I wanted a token/res deck cause I used to run skeletons but the closest I found was a bladecraft legendary that self revives endlessly after two turns but the crests don't stack so you can only have one out on loop at a time

>>101384191
...?

>>101384781
It's pretty self explanatory, was fucking around on a cam site and a girl who wanted to fuck around came before me and just bounced

1 - Amazon
etc
8,9,0 - reroll

>>101384917
>druid
ffffffffffuck

>>101384917
gratz on the druid

lol

>>101383833
I think it's fun

Can't really go back to playing collectibe card games after learning mahjong.
Mahjong is just so much better. Don't have to deal with building a deck. Don't have to deal with cards getting nerfed or buffed. Don't have to deal with keeping up with new cards and expansions and all that bullshit. I can take a break for a however long I like and when I come back, I'll be just as competitive as I was when I stopped.

>>101384196
>i like warlock in HS so i thought i'd like abyss
spellcraft might scratch that itch, or havencraft for the control aspects.

damn I wish I were necro

This is the last thread

Someone should bake a yuzu thread

>>101386221
it would be very painful

>>101386204
It is, I sleep, die

Give me a good yuzu image

>>101386378
no such thing

il s’agit maintenant d’une discussion québécoise

Im going to bed >>101386550

>>101386533
non