kanata has an important announcement

Back in my day it was
"We need to talk."
You'd have to wait all day for that bullshit. Now it's "Important announcement"
War. War never changes.

>>101365802 (OP)
They're all rich can't they just buy secondary market scalped ones

Can people really not read the caption that says “Switch 2”?

The only "important" announcement that bitch could make is finally going deaf. Don't be like Ironmouse and keep milking your ailments.

>>101365802 (OP)
Thanks for the clarification a day later dumb bitch

>>101366628
>can't use an online translator
Who's the dumb bitch here.

>>101366201
fauna left over balding, she´s gonna left over yagoo not buying her a switch 2

>>101366645
she's not gonna fuck you

>>101365802 (OP)
EOP's who pretend to be Hololive fans should all be shot in the head. How the fuck could anyone look at that tweet which says what it's about and think it's about graduation. These animals are out of control, just like when they keep harrassing random indies because they can't accept the ex-Holos not being scheming and deceitful.

>>101367061
I'm a real fan
I like to oscillate
Vrrrrrrrr

>>101365953
Japs got some special Gen 1 version that they all want. You can only buy them through this "lottery" and scalped ones already go for 300,000¥.
It doesn't even DO anything special, it's just a number on the bottom....

>>101367061
>EOP's
Those are Hololive's only fans.

>>101366819
What the fuck am I reading?

>>101365802 (OP)
Ahahah, just you wait :)

>>101365953
Nips would unironically try and cancel Holo girls if they found out they bought them through a secondary market. As well as the person who sold it to them.

>>101370919
Fauna wanted a bald toggle for her Live2D model. Or at least I think so. Not sure why they wouldn't give her that, they already made one for Roboco.

>>101366819

>>101370960
>5 years later
"See, I told you guys she was gonna graduate."

>>101371020
2 more weeks always comes eventually.

>>101365802 (OP)
>scared the shit out of the overseas fans over a Switch 2 post
That's kinda funny honestly.

>>101371113
it literally says switch 2
just how retarded are these people

>>101371311
to be fair that's the most graduation-coded picture i've ever seen. it's enough to cause a heart attack before reading the text.

>>101371376
>>101371311
>>101371113
A dog will water at the sound of a bell and so will someone worry if they see a pic like that

>>101371987
>water
drool/salivate

>>101365802 (OP)
What kind of retard do you have to be to see "Switch 2" in the original tweet and come to the conclusion that she has an "announcement"

>>101365802 (OP)
fucking kek

>>101371376
This style of thumbnail triggered the same psychological response as announcements with a white background and black text. Hololive and other agencies even started using colorful backgrounds in announcements to change the negative perception around graduation posts.

>>101371113
Really says something that this would specifically trigger the EN fanbase only

>>101365802 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/04ycjj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lnhvp3.png

>>101375991
this is obviously slanderous AI, my wife and son would never

>>101371020
this year

>>101367110
best joke in this board.

>>101365802 (OP)
When will she admit she's not going deaf?

I'm having bed breaking sex with her as punishment

>>101367061
you don't speak japanese, quit larping as one

>>101371113
I'm convinced that EN fags unironically can't read any language.

Do you think artists that draw pics like that one do it with the hope that it might be used for a graduation announcement?

>>101372041
These people only read clip bait thumbnails.

Anal sex with 'taso until her turds turn white.

There, my 2 cents.

>>101381318
its not a hard language to learn to speak anon, if a dumb bitch like mori can learn it so can you. why don't you actually try to do something for once in your life.

>>101365953
You don't remember the melt down Nintendtroons had over a fucking GBA game you play a rom of....

>>101365802 (OP)
Goodbye Kanata.....thank you for everything!

>>101365802 (OP)
literally worse than graduating

>>101371376
Yeah but if one actually gave a shit about kanata they would know there's 0 chance of her graduating.
They're just "concerned fans" who spam the same shit in every announcement.

>>101365802 (OP)
If I were a vtuber I would constantly use smiling thumbnails to freak people out like this.
Come to think of it it's kind of weird that we associate smiling with graduation. Like the vtuber is happy to graduate. It's like on a subconscious level we know that none of them actually enjoy the job.

>>101390727
Sorry to destroy your schizo delusion, but it's supposed to evoke those anime moments where a character that is going away/die has a tearful goodbye with that exact expression and blurry borders.

gonna miss these thighs...

Japs would behead her alive if she bought from scalpers