This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1934509912731840709/photo/1
Lumi may have bitten off... uh... a lot, wish her luck everyone, and hope she does okay in the concert!

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

No streams right now

Previous Thread:>>101322277

>UUUUUUUUUU
Stop trying to be Fauna. You will NEVER be Fauna.

Thank you gumis for believing me about my boyfriends oblivion save, I mean my brothers, you're all such good cucks for me. uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>101452306 (OP)
Lumi is the best GFE vtuber.

>>101452407
Lumi is too perfect to be my girlfriend, I prefer to see her as a divine being instead

>>101452306 (OP)
I want to fuck the lemon woman

>>101452306 (OP)
She’s perfect

Do you really believe it?

>>101452306 (OP)
bless

my summer car does bring out an unusual amount of gosslings. since she is making us help her with that car she should return the favor with a penetential long stream or some slapstick bit. bonus points if it is also humilating enough to force the fetish projecting coomer gumis to out themselves with their customary purity spiral coping rituals.

>>101452306 (OP)
Don't believe her lies

>>101452306 (OP)
Isle of Lumi

>>101455551
she is cute

Love her so much bros.

>Lumi will never knit you a scarf

>>101457278
Lumi doesn’t care about you or anyone. She will kill her own family for a few measly thousand dollars

>>101452306 (OP)
I... don't like when she is this nice to us

>>101460184
Too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7_YcGPWo8g


She is singing!!!!

>>101461681
No wonder Starbro wants to marry a woman like Lumi.

>>101461827
anyome would want to marry Maria from the sound of music. even incest fags must understand their fetish is irrelevant to that truth

Adorable

Ad Astra Per Aspera. it was worth it to hear the joy again

no offense to anyone else, but lumi should always go last for singing. she is the most likely person to catch the widest net of people who would be interested in her going longer. she is the person most likely to want to go longer. she is the person who can go longest into unrehearsed territory without a performance drop

How far will you go for Lumi

>>101462406
thanks for this

>>101463225
be more specific

>>101463844
Would you kill for her

>>101464096
I would lose no sleep over any action born of moral neccessity. the tard brain mindset seems to limit her enemies people who overlap with the moral criteria. take that for what you will, but dont confuse cause and correlation

>>101464096
I would lose no sleep over any action born of moral neccessity. the tard brain mindset seems to limit personal threats to those whom appear to overlap with the moral criteria. take that for what you will, but dont confuse cause and correlation. in either direction.

>>101452407
Yeah I assume most people had a GF that was kinda out of their league so she only kinda liked you sometimes, so I could tell she's mostly only being nice because she liked the arrangement and would often get annoyed over the dumbest shit and insult you jokingly but there was real hatred behind those eyes.

Sorry boys its cucking time

>>101452306 (OP)
>Cuckneko Lumi

>>101464818
that is a reasonable take but from a non-peer. which are admittedly rare in general and especially here. she doesnt care enough to hate you like that

>>101465727
>>101466012
I feel bad for you ntrfags, you will never know the true love and beauty of Lumi and instead retreat in delusion.

>>101466144
the world gives us so few examples of innocence. someone who wastes a chance to be reminded what it looks like so you can see it again in other people is truely pitiful

>>101452306 (OP)
lumi has her moments when i just want to cover her in glu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMX55Fo80Ew&list=LL&index=2

>>101464818
>but there was real hatred behind those eyes
like a real grillf riend

>>101452826
i like the model, i want to inseminate (her)

>>101456419
>he doesn't know women have mastered the art of deception and will destroy your life for their own amusement
good luck anon, i believe in you

>>101466130
Yeah I guess it's more like resentment?

>>101466401
true. anyone who hasnt noticed how easy it is to hurt lumi's feelings is a moron. I dont know about the gfe part because I dont know enough about streaming. I do know the look of accidentally hurting someone who enjoys having you around

It seems like this thread doesn't discuss the star Gliese 667c at all, it's just about Kaneko Lumi.

>>101466479
I have seen her get playful angry and avoidant hurt. once I saw regret and abandonment. I dont recall seeing her getting resentful. but I have seen her get manipulated by non-genuine interactions from people trying to drag her down to their level. she is a really nice person.

>>101466529
anon doesnt know the riddle. the star and the vtuber are both aliases for the real person on the other end. they are not aliases for each other

>>101452403
lmao fpbp
this really is just a cuck thread

>>101466593
Okay, sorry, I thought I was clear that I was just projecting one of my own experiences onto her. I'm not trying to psycho-analyze the streamer, I don't know her like that.

>wonder what kind of cuck could possibly watch this whore
>picrel
it all makes sense now

>>101467201
lmao
knowing lumi she was absolutely disgusted seeing this blob

>>101467464
the lines crossed. she felt bad. as should you. go try and pull someone else up for once

>>101467558
no, morbid obesity should be mocked
it's not hard to stop shovelling food into your mouth fatty
then to show your blob ass to your oshi? LMAO

>>101467694
But Starbro was fat and is still technically fat now. Lumi wouldn't mock her own brother would she.

>>101466644
Careful, you'll upset the schizo who spends all day pretending he knows Lumi better than anybody else and tries to psychoanalyze every word she says.

>>101467201
Jesus Christ, this fat fuck needs a reinforced cuck chair

>>101467913

>>101468088
lmao

being a sex slave for saudi royals is a dream of mine

>>101467201
wtf where did you get this picture of me

>>101469309
we know lumi, they're not gonna want you when you're this gaped though

>>101466593
>She is a nice person
Lol....lmao even

>>101468466
We know, Miia

>>101469362
You don't understand, it's a conspiracy by the inner faction of the Discord gumis! They're the ones manipulating her! He's the only one who truly understands her.

I wonder when making up your own reality and disregard outside observations became acceptable.

>>101469454
Learn English cuck

>>101469402
he's not wrong though, she is a sensitive woman who is easily manipulated by others, and a lot of the meanness is justified and encouraged by chat

>>101469536
no

>>101469538
if she was sensitive she wouldn't lie about being an unpopular failure while being fucked by oblivionchad
she's just a lying whore, stop pretending you have a clue.

>>101469603
>stop pretending you have a clue
He has secret knowledge that nobody else has figured out yet, only he knows the truth about Lumi, only he knows the truth about which chatters Anonymous are and they better fix their attitude because he'll subpoena 4chan for their IP addresses too!

>>101469603
even if that did happen, the two aren't mutually exclusive
Due to the nature of her work, and how much she values her image, she would have every reason to lie about it
her reaction to the pushback during that time says more about how sensitive she is than anything
don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's innocent

>>101469603
If you accept that no knowledge is to be trusted, and that we outside observers cannot have a clue. Then you're suggesting we all come here to live out our make-believe versions of the talents; Dizzy giving out paizuris at the Phase Booth, Lia and Uruka getting it on at the hotel. Your fantasies are quite telling as to what your own proclivities might be. Ask yourself what proof you would need in order to be persuaded from your position, and if that proof isn't feasible to obtain then that further reinforces the idea that you're stuck in your own fantasy.

>>101469948
>Dizzy giving out paizuris at the Phase Booth, Lia and Uruka getting it on at the hotel
Lumi being single, abused as a child, an angel that's just being misled by an evil cabal of chatters

>>101470085
I said make-believe versions, not reality.

>>101470085
>an angel that's just being misled by an evil cabal of chatters
a little bit of that but she has a history of mods, groomercords and narcissistic coworkers at Cyberlive who did their best to make her life hell

>>101470107
>everybody else is projecting only I am objective and only I know the truth
At best this is called irony, but it'd be more accurate to call it hypocrisy.

>>101467201
What do you call this phenotype? And do conventions attract subhumans? Now lumi will have an overall lower opinion of gumis, which I didn't think was possible.

>>101470217
OP suggests otherwise and the consensus among the girls seem to be that Gumis are in general normie passing. As for this individual I'm guessing pacific islander descent sensitive with high hunger drive, his ancestors sustained themselves primarily on fruit and fish, now mcnuggets and pizza.

>>101470217
Lumi did a suit stream and almost all of her gumis were respectable and in high-paying jobs. she literally made it

Gumis are pretty normal, idk how you can say otherwise if you're in her chat

>>101466499
>I do know the look of accidentally hurting someone who enjoys having you around
this is why i learned to hide my feelings.

i'm the forgiving type, but i've set a limit of 3, hurt me 3 different times on purpose, and i take that as the truth of your nature, then we're through

>>101469636
oh anon. that is sad. I knew the bait would get bitten and there would be much yapping. but that was a whole thread ago.

>>101470157
>only I
nigger you know you arent talking to the same person you started the conversation with. there is more than one person itt who knows how to throw a compound sentence together

>>101471335
define hurt? I can see the utility of a three strikes rule but sometimes it is easy to accidentally sting someone. especially if you love having a back and forth and you accidentally use a knife that slips through their armor.. or do you mean the type of thing that still stings a week later

>>101470217
Looks mexican, just like the most of the offkai audience

>>101472503
are beaners super into anime as a demographic, or into vtubing specifically, or somehow even just phase in particular? or is it a coincidence?

>>101472379
depends from person to person.
if its friends, its somewhere along the lines of treating me like trash, if its family, treating me like i'm not family.


i can understand fights, but fights mostly happen because the other person sees you as an equal, but if they start treating your traits like you're less than human, or lower than them, then they aren't treating you as an equal, and aren't a friend.

its something obvious to judge when you know what you're looking for.

>>101467464
Lumi doesn’t hate fat people. Starbro is fat/overweight and Lumi still loves him.

>>101472773
okay good. in that case I completely agree. I am slightly hypocritcal in that I will forgive and forget a couple times if someone is a shithead to me: but if someone is a shithead to someone else (especially someone vulnerable) I will never forget and forgive only after they are neutered or I get the drop on them.
I am not sure why I sperg out and have that instinct level proto-morality like compulsion. probably projecting or something. maybe I should work on it. good thing I am more subtle irl than I am here
>>101472844
little nigger are you adding fat to your incest fetish now? at least be classy enough to make it a dad thing so the subject guilt vomits instead of disgust vomits every time she hears about it

>Lumi hates men who are dominant/domineering
>Lumi also hates men who are submissive/subservient
What the fuck does she want?

>>101473171
Older man who is dominant and will keep doing it despite her complaints about it. Basically she wants someone who will be a father to her while being her boyfriend

>>101473171
me

>>101473171
where did you get the hates men who are dominant idea from?

>>101473171
>Lumi hates men who are dominant/domineering
She most certainly does not, she wants no accountability. Someone with a plan on an upwards trajectory that makes all meaningful decisions so she can organize and have someone else to blame when things go sideways.

>>101473397
But how long until they become abusive? Domineering men are more likely than not to abuse their significant other. I doubt Lumi would be okay to be abused.

>>101473556
Women in general have wayyy higher tolerance for abuse than men do, imagine you have a scale and you put abuse on one side and attentiveness on the other. By being directly abusive towards their partner it also means being more attentive in a sense, they feel desired from the attention of being micromanaged in every aspect of their life. It also creates a punishment/reward system, I'd wager if 2/3 of the actions were from a place of affection and 1/3 were from a desire to control then it'd be seen as more of a positive than someone who's nice and respectful all the time.

>>101473171
Oblivionchads

>>101473171
lumi cannot possibly be any more woman
what an absolute female

>>101473556
Women need dominant men basically a father like I said. Someone to give them money and guidance when they are good and discipline them when they are bad.

>>101474037
>liar
>whore
You're right, she ticks all the boxes

I think the use of the word discipline in this context is a little cringe. that being said, anons are right. most women prefer someone else making the big decisions and calling them out for being retarded.
regardless, if you want to get more action or a relationship in your life, the best way to do it is to not care. unironically. that is what is the most attractive trait. loving yourself and not requiring validation. but the keyword is unironic. you cant fake it. love yourselves and everything else falls in line

it is kind of sweet how all the gumis start off a stream by greeting each other

>>101474619
No I meant discipline in a literal sense. The number one problem with women today is they cant take no for an answer. She needs someone who can hold her accountable. she will feel better about it too after

another sleepy morning today
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>Lumi is streaming
>/pcg/ goes apeshit
I'm out

I desperately need to cum in Lumi's breast pussy

>>101475023
imagine how sweaty her boobs get in there when she's dancing

>>101473171
Someone who is neither dominant nor submissive. They have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Is Lumi ovulating today?

>>101473171
>>101473397
Lumi is a daddy's girl

where do i send my bf application to the lemon?

>>101473171
Somebody who is vanilla, obviously

>>101477448
applications are submitted to xalamon for review

>>101477585
grim.

>>101477699
for Xalamon or for the Gumis?

>>101477814
for me, since xalamon will recognize my superior aryan genes and use his mod power to keep me away from the whore

poor girl

I just want to hug her and tell her it will be ok

>>101479256
don't be fooled, we are her surrogate father, this is the only way she'll learn

this. this is why chat is alone. the autism. she had to take a solid minute to turn this into a content save. trolling is endearing when it is funny. now we have to play this for another month

>>101479392
it broke her

>>101479293
she learned that she cant trust her own chat and is reminded of why streaming is a temporary gig. whatever cope about authentic connections with chat at large was undermined. it is hard to root for you guys sometimes I swear to god. you will never find another streamer that wants to fix you more than they want your money

>>101479508
no. if it broke her she would be broken. this is what contempt looks like. she knows that this is content. content her viewers will watch. content a retarded 12 year old would watch.

>>101479575
This is the spice in our relationship, the second she takes us for granted she'll lose interest and move on because there's no purpose anymore

>>101479644
you are a fool.

>>101479630
she was really determined to build it right that time

>>101479713
see? it's just lovebombing

>>101470397
The people dumb enough to play dress up for the vtuber are the ones who have enough self confidence in their image to do that, she probably saw what, 25-50 gumi's in suits? She has like 100,000 subs, and chances are 90%+ of them are as ugly as the fat brown lard in that photo.

>>101479921
to be fair anyone who simps for a vtuber enough to dress up and send pics probably isnt doing that well either

>>101479921
>the ones who have enough self confidence in their image to do that
or the ones seeking validation, I'd wager most chatters are better than capipis but not much beyond that

>>101479747
correct. well at least there is hope for one of you. the rest of chat cant differentiate between flirting and breaking someone's things. the best part was the cope about how they thought she would save.
obviously none of this matters in the tangible first order sense but it is crazy to think about the thought processes (or lack of them) at play

What happened? I went out for 3h

>>101481355
she finally finished my summer but while she was blinded by the thrill of finally being done, chat tricked her into killing herself before she could save. so we are stuck with these shitty streams that were only fun because learning continued on solely out of a spiteful contempt of chat. it is really fucking funny from a distance but god damn it is demoralizing

>>101481563
thanks

>>101481654
oh the best part was how she spent the begining of the stream. she sent a message but disguised it in a way that got chat thinking about marrying her. then she bait and switched herself with chat's idea of a women the average chatter had a chance with. once they were thinking like that she even told them how to show a woman you really love her. she rven got a little mad when her inception got slightly retailed by switching focus back to her again.
the whiplash of worrying about being selfishly dismissive to wondering why I bother with moral posting was something.

>>101473171
Just a normal guy who shares her interests at this point. If she gets picky at her hag age she will never have kids

>>101483879
She should put her eggs in Dizzy instead. Solves every problem she listed

>>101483879
she can still do much better than that. I imagine someone has been elaboratly courting her for a while. she seemed to have a very specific type in mind. I wonder if she wanted confirmation or was making him aware she knew

how far would lumi go for him?

someone at offkai should drop 2 grand on that stupid stand thing

>>101481563
was she actually close to finishing it thoughbeit

>>101487187
it would have started the car and she would have gotten a bit of closure over something. she will live. the thing that was unpleasant to see was how tone deaf chat still is and her not even trying to explain.
realizing your entire chat was on a completely different page would make anyone question their ability to communicate and be a self-confidence reset. I know it sounds melo-dramatic but a lot of small things aligned. even if she cant articulate it, this was the biggest chat wide fuck up I can recall in a long time.

Why didn't you protect Lumi's smile?
https://files.catbox.moe/orvay8.mp3

>>101487786
relaxed

>>101487187
she still had a ways to go but she was getting there, she crashed out earlier beforehand and then regained composure and made progress and that's when it happened
>>101487652
>>101487786
it was pretty bad, there was no helping it

>>101489332
she was so sweet about it too but if she really wants to fix them them she needs to seize the oppurtunity. enjoying this game overlaps with not knowing the difference between teasing and cruelty. either they learn the difference now with a game, or later when they lose their first girlfriend.

she just needs to say this was the hardest challenge she ever wanted to achieve with her chat, but she now accepts it wont happen and is moving on. she can even forgive them and play it next sunday. but nothing pushes home a lesson like losing something you enjoyed doing together.

>>101490299
dude just said there was a chievo for it, not his fault she didn't save first

>>101490387
this is exactly what I mean. the inability to not see exactly how that would play out. not knowing the difference. genuine ignorance is not an excuse when it is something you ought to have known. it doesnt matter if it is fair. the excuse has never and will never work in real life

>>101490560
Sure, if you infantilize the streamer and don't trust her think about anything for herself. You might be right this is relationship enders but ask yourself if anyone would care enough to do the same for you. This is kind of coming back to what she was saying about making someone feel attractive rather than finding them attractive. In what circumstance would another person try to alleviate the insecurities in a man? The answer is they wouldn't because we expect men to know things and fix their own problems and they "can't do the emotional labor for you". So to answer your question the mistake is most people put women on a pedestal and handle them with kiddie gloves, and if you ask yourself why Lumi has curated the community the way she has you may realize she feels the ick from that.

>>101490837
I am not trying to be mean at all anon. this is just something important to know about women. they expect you to know how they will feel.

treating someone like a princess like those faggy goslings or whatever they are called is bad. that is not what I am advocating for. what I AM saying is that even when you are alternating between the slaps and the hugs as appropriate, you make sure not to sperg out and go from a tickle to punching her in the mouth without reason or warning.

that doesnt mean you put up with their bullshit. if you need to hurt them to do something for the greater good, you do it. but this was not that.

women expect you to know how they are feeling well enough to be able to make simple casual determinations. if you dont know when a girl is too sad to play, or so happy you cant troll them because they will believe you; you simply dont know her. thats what hurts. thats what they dont forgive.

worshipping women invites ick because it proves such low self-confidence and experience. that doesnt mean they want you to do the opposite and be this clumsy. they want you to be precise and in control of yourself and to some extent them. not a bitch, not psychopath, not neglectful. calmly existing in the middle of all three.

a relationship works off the interplay of all of these concepts. it isnt easy for most people to articulate rationally and autists struggle to do so intuitively. tough love is the teacher here. no one gets a pedestal and everyone is expected to pay attention.

please dont take any of that the wrong way, I am sure you already know this, I just wanted to be clear.

>>101491634
Yeah I know, I also know the long term consequences of this and I'm completely fine with the potential outcome, I'm open to be surprised but I also have the resolve to face any potential fallout because I am willing to deprive myself of mundane and meaningless connections if I can gain a strong and genuine one on equal terms. And this is an example where the potential fallout was relatively mild and on-brand for chat both oshi-ing and anti-ing in equal parts at the same time. It's a unique chat identity and part of our "cool" factor that we're willing to go that far while still feeling love and admiration at our core.

>>101469603
I think a lot of gumis are unironic cucks, genuinely into ntr. They also don't understand women and are gullible. This bitch knows what she's doing you absolute fucking retards.

>>101477854
Why is Xalamon such a faggot?

>>101493086
Gumis likes Vanilla

>>101493086
Gumis like Vanilla, Childhood-Friend, Tomboy, Big-Breasts, Dark-Skin/Tanlines.
This is known

>>101493086
does nobody insert as the gigachad, muscular, tall guy that shows the childhood friend, high school gf, or long term wife the pinnacle of sex? Just me? Okay.

>>101493962
No matter how you slice it being a part of a cuckold relationship makes you a cuck. You are sharing a woman with someone else, at most you can say you are in a sexual relationship with another men only you are having humiliation sex with him through his woman.

>>101494117
The one plowing and impregnating the girl is the same as the guy watching from the crack I'm the bedroom door while the woman screams I don't want to cum anymore?

>>101494226
no you are making him part of your relationship, you are in a relationship with another man and including him in your acts

>>101494271
If that is the essence of netorare, then I'm okay with netorare if the guy just watches as the gigachad (me) takes his wive, childhood friend, etc.

>>101494374
That is fundamentally different from stealing a girl where she breaks up with a guy first then enters a relationship with you in which case it's Vanilla. If that doesn't do it for you then we must conclude that the other guy is an integral part of the relationship and you are providing a sexual service for him as well.

>>101493848
all me except for tan lines

>years later, gumis are still desperately trying to deny the bf rrats
Grim.

>>101496063
Just because she talks about her brother in a friendly manner, doesn’t mean she’s dating him, you fucking incel.

Brother and sisters familial relationships can be good.

>>101496153
You don't genuinely believe it's all her brother, do you? Truly - she's been secretly living with her brother, that's what you believe?

>>101483079
shut the fuck up sunbro

>>101490837
>if you ask yourself why Lumi has curated the community the way she has
Cultivating yes-men and goslings who pretend not to like her?
Frankly I don't understand what she's trying to achieve.

The more I sit in these lumi threads, the more I realize they're just anti threads.

>>101497058
Money and maybe a streamer bf

https://x.com/realMax0r/status/1936980522510778383
Very interesting that Max0r's mother was asking about Lumi "because she was in one of my videos", when he's had hundreds of different women and vtubers in his videos before.
Very, very interesting and not odd at all.

>>101497594
Moms love her, except her own.

>>101492490
not everything lasts forever man. that's my number 1 concern to the extant that I could possibly care about a community set up around a vtuber. all that matters is how to get everyone the fuck out.
you have no idea how lucky you are that you landed with lumi. sure she is a sperg too so she is not exactly capable of making sure every gumi knows how to reliably get laid often enough to not be weird about sex or girls. she is however willing to shoot herself in the foot financially and even her vtubing legacy if it means creating autonomoua adults out of as many gumia as she can.
one day she wont be here to babysit. there are far fewer days ahead of us than are behind us. my concern, her concern, and I think everyone's concern ought to be making sure the gumis dont migrate to someone less kind and far more exploitative.

>>101497714
So no oyakodan for me?

>>101498185
I don't think it's a problem to be worried about. When she eventually walks away the majority of us are probably going to walk away too

>>101498185
>someone less kind and far more exploitative
Hard to imagine.

>>101498725
No

>>101498725
Yes

>>101483079
sunbro isnt here bud. he literally never has been and never will be. I, however, very much am.
>>101497120
you cannot fathom the irony of what you just said. the sheer volume of what had to happen in the background these last few months.
>>101498873
what I have seen leaves me very very worried

>>101496642
sunbro isnt here bud. he literally never has been and never will be. I, however, very much am.
>>101497120
you cannot fathom the irony of what you just said. the sheer volume of what had to happen in the background these last few months.
>>101497380
she would never date a streamer. the maxor shit is a meme. she wouldnt willingly make herself miserable
>>101498873
what I have seen leaves me very very worried

>>101503053
>she wouldnt willingly make herself miserable
What do you mean by this anon? Isn't Max0r married anyways?

>>101503837
dating a streamer was the make self miserable part. the maxor shit refers to how the cuck faggots used to use him for their meme tier bullshit

>>101503873
I was asking how will her dating a streamer make her miserable? Most streamers/vtuber date other streamers so it's not unusual

>>101463225
I am changing my answer to something less hypothetical. if it looked like a crisis might force an early graduation, one that might leave lumi unfixed and alone + the gumis with abandonment issues that lock them further into vtubing, I would dedicate the dangerous amounts of brainpower focused on anothers happiness that is required to fix things from the shadows.
even when if I fully understood the specific cost. what would begin with a controlled Matthew 6:2-4, would neccessarily transform into a 1 Corinthians 13. the psychic damage would be worth tanking if it means a higher chance of everyone getting out.

Why won't Lumi do bible streams anymore?

>>101498185
I don't need babysitting and I hope that's true for the rest of the Gumis, I'm not sure I will watch someone else and that's fine by me, she's already changed my life for the better.

>>101504839
vod link?

god damn it. I love lumi. she can send me het resume I dont automatically reject it

>>101498185
>willing to shoot herself in the foot financially
>pretends to be dateless while having a bf.
kek gumi.

>>101506143
>take everything out of context
>just make shit up
morning cuckposter

>>101506143
one day lumi will graduate. I will miss her until I dont. But you will always be a cuck

>>101506185
i dont even watch her. I am just curious what mental condition gumiposters here have. Making deep dives into her mind like they know her. She is nothing special average normie e-girl playing games just with a vtuber avatar and secret oblivion enjoyer. Singing is good i ll give her that. Humour is below average.

>>101506143
Lumi hates NTR/Cheating. She likes Vanilla/Incest/Brother/Maledom/Smalldom.

>>101506245
>literal surface level common sense
>deepdives
the virgin cuck everybody. let's give him a hand

>>101504400
her personality type. streamers are artisitic types. she is a sponge. she will become and appendage of her spouse and hopelessly in love with him. she said as much today. she deserves to get to be a normie uppermiddle class woman without the bipolar ups and downs of creatives.

>>101506335
There is no way a gumi is calling anyone else a cuck after oblivion
LMAO

>>101506464
>Argument from consensus
The consensus has always been that you're the cuck, there's no place for you here

>>101506373
>woman

>>101506554
lmao, did the council of gumi cucks convene to come up with the brilliant defence of 'no u'
sadly, reality shows you're simping for a games whore, gumicuck. stay mad

>>101506708
>simping for a games whore
oh you must be lost, this isn't /cgl/

>>101506464
>>101506708
you know what is funnier. you are STILL handling the reality of never getting to know what love is like by taking it out on everyone else. I handled the reality of finding someone I may truely love by making a successful life.
I have a reasonable shot because it would be unreasonable for any girl I've spoken with not to go on at least the first date. So I am going to take it mine. we will see if it works out. either way my life will go on and end well. lumi's life will go on and end well.
you are gong to keep cuckposting.

>>101506846
>ESL
>thinks he has a chance while she's already getting piped
cringing so fucking hard, you're a literal delusional cuck lmao

>>101506554
well spotted. anon is using the basis for his own reputation as a noctorious cuck to try and prove a specific event took place. A specific event someone of his reputation would enjoy. I never noticed that irony. seriously, well played

>>101506876
Esl? ohh. you're not just pretending to be retarded. well now I feel bad for flexing on a fucking mongoloid. remember to drink water anon.

>>101506914
>truely
keep trying ESLchama, you're a delusional cuck trying to groom a whore that's already taken
you can stop larping now about having a chance, she finds you people disgusting lol

>>101506978
did you get a glass of water? remember buddy, it doesnt matter what someone else thinks of you because only you can make yourself happy. you do need water. no water will make you sad. go get a glass

>Lumi isn't GFE guys
>I'm not the cuck, you're the cuck because you think you're in a relationship with her
>So anyways did everybody send their boyfriend applications in, I love her so much I hope she chooses me

>>101507121
I love how quickly you shrunk back into meaningless bullshit once you outed yourself as a delusional ESL with no hope with her
Making you...a cuck
Stay mad, keep paying for oblivion chad to cream this whore lol

>>101507194
We're on so many layers of deflection now we have to imagine not only the possibility of her being in a relationship, but that pursuing a woman who is in one is also being a cuck.

Imagine living in a world where the highlight of your day is calling people cucks. now imagine it is 10x worse. that's right. theyre doing it from their computers. theyre arguing with shitposters on their pelotons. already. this early. they are already settled in for another day as a neet. never get mad at a cuckposter. it would be like getting mad at some migrant swearing at you while you are sitting on the beach laughing and watching their capsizing ship get swallowed by the ocean.

>>101507390
>>101507215

still no schedule. she hates us.

>>101507747
how new? this is a job to her, she's said it how many times now? stop being demanding, she doesn't owe you shit

>>101507818
I was just being polite anon. she loves me. she hates you though. so does your oshi if the list is true

>>101506256
TRUTHNUKE

>>101507908
for someone that hates it she sure enjoys partaking.

I love Lumi and I want what's best for her

BBC for Lumi

>>101508255
there's literally only one other person this could be. well met brother

>>101452306 (OP)
vtuber fans are just different colored poop

>>101452403
BASED and trvth nvke pilled

Schedule! I saw offkai stuff and got confused

I cant decide if I enjoy cuckraids or not. on the one hand it gives us an excuse to say whatever soul crushing shit that comes to mind. on the other, it means getting cuck on your boots

>>101509215
cute art, I can see why all the moms like her

>>101470325
>Gumis are in general normie passing
I met a couple of good lads in the queue to meet her, all three of us were some variety of programmer lel. She does attract the STEM types it seems

She must meet a lot of moms after her nightly tinder romps, morning after is a bitch

>>101510585
are there any gumis that are NOT in stem?

>>101510970
there's a few

>>101510595
she just sits in her lightweight folding cuck chair and draws tasteful nudes. it isnt weird when it is a cute girl. stop being a pervert.

>>101511036
do you mean a relatively small percentage or that you could count them on your hand? I never seem to see any

Good thread guys

>>101503053
alright sunbro keep donating 1000s while being a fat fuck who has to make up stories about his life

>>101511090
I've seen people mention other things, I don't really pay that much attention to it though

>>101511218
Like oshi like fanbase

>>101511356
I always thought I was really obvious about who I am. I cant be that good when I am not even trying. is someone looking out for me and grabbing aggro? I dont know if I should be offended, proud, or schizo about this

https://www.youtube.com/live/9GHnmVazPKU

Tardwife live! This looks like it will be a really fun game too

I see one pretentious idiot who thought yesterday steam wasn't fun.

>>101511578
if it's the game she played played it last week, she read out the story so beautifully

>>101511753
it is, game gets more intense next location.

>>101511753
I love readmi.
>>101511774
yeah they did a great job with the character building and such. now time to pressure them
>>101511717
pretentious?

>>101511218
Blame Lumi

>>101511528
>yeah I'm so good at being anonymous sometimes it causes problems
lol
lmao

>>101512381
reading comprehension nigger

>>101467201
I can't help but wonder what the girls think when they see the motley procession of humans that comes to their meet and greets. I guess they are grateful for the support regardless, but don't they wish their fans were more respectable members of society?

>>101513005
Assessing and caring about someone else's QoL is for family and very close friends, I highly doubt you think more of those around you beyond the value they provide and the lack of shameful behavior. As for people showing up at a con the competition isn't exactly stiff and the bar is being below 200lbs and showered.

>>101511578
Cute.

>>101513134
All of them care about how cool their viewers are. Like it or not, it is a reflection of who you are or at least how you run your stream.

Lumi is directly calling out the developers who are watching her stream, she is so direct
>>101514524
it's not a joke when they say chat reflects the streamer

>>101513134
Wouldn't they rather interact with functional and successful people at meet and greets, though? What must they think about the fact that a significant percentage of their viewership are the stereotypical basement-dwelling neckbeards? Maybe I'm overestimating how judgemental people can be.

>>101515317
Lumi is a good girl who doesnt smoke or drink or drive too fast

>>101515317
People are definitely judgemental but they're usually not mean, they filter you out of existence entirely or wait impatiently until the interaction is over. Being mediocre is like being invisible.

>>101515317
We are talking about women here, if anything you underestimate how judgmental they are. I 100% think that the girls private discord was light with gossips over who’s fans were the ugliest/hottest/most put together/most unkempt. They are lucky they are vtubers and don’t need to hide the look of disgust in their faces when they do meet and greet like other celeb-status women need to when they meet and greet fans.

>>101515737
>don’t need to hide the look of disgust in their faces when they do meet and greet

yeah I would never go to a meet and greet it is basically like being a zoo animal. bitches are crazy sometimes. I doubt it makes you more of a person, just a speciman. maybe on discord tho

>>101517533
There are people who figure out too late in life that you should really only live for yourself, do whatever makes you happy and surround yourself with people who are supportive. It's unfortunate that the two main examples are old people and con goers but that's how it goes, life doesn't have to be that complicated.

>>101517614
oh hey man I am always on the live for yourself train. dont get me wrong. they are having fun - do it. fuck faggots talking shit. that one dude they were making fun of for being fat got to talk to his oshi while they were seething. it just isnt for me is all. my autisms lay elsewhere

>>101517658
Yeah that's a good mentality to have, go be a degen(respectable) with your autism in appropriate spaces, maybe you'll find a community there too.

>>101517710
indeed. vtubing might be a drug that brings people down but the nice thing about dudes is that they can pull each other up. so long as it doesnt become an obsession

this was an interesting thread. I wonder how lumi reacted to it

>>101518008
>men are so fucking dumb
or
>why are men so fucking sad
or
>awwwwww you're so nice to each other

>>101518070
I could see the first and last one. but why sad? the cuckposters?

>>101518070
men are right about everything too

>>101518128
because of our comparatively jaded pov, learned experience

>>101518483
she makes me hapoy when I feel sad. I hope we do the same and arent bumbly retards

>>101519279
Tardwife starting!!!

twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Did Lumi actually listen to her chat for the 40k stream or was it all just the paypig again?

>>101520015
she tries to dissuade people from spamming dono messages, but it kind of is an akasupa reading stream through no fault of her own

>>101520051
That's a whole lot of bullshit and hot gas to say
>it was all just the paypig again

>>101520399
what's she gonna do when as soon as she starts reading some other message they will just swarm her with TTS?

>>101519970
She's so cute

I bungled my meet and greet with her so badly, all I can hope is that she didn't spot my twitch username on my badge and won't remember me

>>101520907
she sees everything

>>101520907
you really walked up to her wearing a Filian shirt?

>>101520929
Yeah, Lumi is insanely jealous and possessive of her chat.

>>101520940
>has a boyfriend

>>101520929
I would be wearing a Lumi t-shirt if she had one :(((

>>101520966
Starbro is not her boyfriend. For fuck sakes, how many times does Lumi need to say it

>>101520983
just wear a plain t-shirt then, what were you thinking going around with a ligger trampstamp?

>>101521031
I've let you all down
I'll never recover from this

I miss this outfit so much, especially with the long hair, but it's never coming back.....

>>101522202
I miss these eyes

Lumi is trying to find smut

>>101522202
>model is shit
>have to pretend it's good because a famous name was involved and it was so expensive
And how long has it been now? Fuck me.

>>101522330
>>model is shit
that's actually a common misconception, the model is good

>>101522510
I wish I had a steady supply of such high quality copium.

>>101522539
but the underboob, it's hanging right out

>>101522510
that model quality was good but was a big departure from Cyberlive Lumi, I thought the old model was more on brand and the consequence is now you have people like Pupi going feral on twitter for little to no benefit

>>101522594
As hard as you may find it to believe, I didn't watch Lumi for her breasts.

>>101522678
Lumi will call you a liar.

>>101522757
She'd have to find me first, and she has better things to be doing.

Why is Lumi is so motherly when she wants no kids.

>>101523127
Why are you just spouting lies on the internet like that? Didn't your mother teach you better?

>>101522609
Bros going to be homeless after she graduates

>>101523845
homeless with a phone near the equator isn't the same

>>101522202
Nah it was ass, >>101522330 is on the money.
Her current outfit is so much better.

She loves Grunt

>>101524896
racist frogs are endearing to Looms, yep certified board girl

>>101522202
If my daughters ever wears that outfit again I will spank her for wearing such skimpy clothes

>>101524930
Good thing nobody but her baby brother knows that she's a vtuber

>>101524957
and her parents, and one friend but I don't think that friend knows her specific identity

>>101525041
I wonder what her dad thinks of all her daddybaiting streams

>>101525193
She doesn't do it on youtube iirc for this reason and they mostly watch her music videos. Overall Stardad seems kind of hands off, she mentioned way before that their relationship grew kind of distant after moving out but they bonded again once Lumi started being misogynistic in front of him.

>>101525252
>Lumi started being misogynistic
Lumi doesn't really hate her gender, right?

Lumi is shitting on the Turian Simp

>>101526178
When someone has been on the receiving end of full on scorched earth women that is the result. It's the reason all the early phasers bonded.

Lumi has never gotten Drunk before and it shows

Lumi has been singing to herself for the past two weeks

>>101520791
she really fucking is man

>>101520015
we are done. the turbospergs insisted on doing post 30k crap but she realized the fun part was over and accelerated. we almost finished last stream
>>101520907
dude she really doesnt care and was just happy you came by. dont sweat it.
>>101521100
unless this is true and you arent really a gumi in which case she knows and will have bad people follow you home

>>101526216
She hates "nice guys", since she thinks they just want to manipulate women
https://files.catbox.moe/rf1ldb.mp3

>>101524930
>doesn't want his daughter to wear outfits for him in bed
fag

>>101524957
false, her whole family knows from her past trip to Europe . She hated hearing her mom say kaneko lumi

>>101522678
her first outfit for this model made me too ashamed to watch for the longest time. dont get me wrong. there is nothing wrong with sex so long as you arent autistic about it. that outfit tho. absurd tits but still a cartoon? that is like a child's idea of a woman. if someone walked in and saw that, the burden of proof would be on you to say you hadnt suddenly devolved. it is much easier to watch now
I unironically came to her streams before I even knew what vtubing was because of her personality and her honest effort to learn things. nothing really changed with outfits.

>>101526541
>dude she really doesnt care and was just happy you came by. dont sweat it.
Here's the thing that's been nagging me. Maybe some other anons remember the same comment I do. I didn't really have anything interesting to open with, it was all quite overwhelming, and fairly early on she asked me how I liked California and if the food was good there. And I'm sure, on another stream, she has mentioned that asking people about food is a standard kind of fallback question when they don't have anything interesting to say. So while it's a totally positive thing that she's kind and conscientious enough to have default, fallback conversation topics to put people at ease, I feel like I missed the opportunity to make her laugh, or to say something interesting.
Of course I'm super grateful that I got to meet her, but I'm kicking myself for not being better prepared with a specific topic to bring up, it's like I wasted my opportunity, like I didn't bring anything to the table.
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>>101526675
no moron. she hates how weak and pathetic he is to stay around simping for some whore who is bragging about fucking other dudes in front of him but otherwise wont give him the time of day. He has no self-respect.
it is so frustrating how people conflate nice with not loving yourself enough to have dignity. the equivalent in reverse would be assuming that people who are obviously trying very hard to be mean must actually be mean instead of trying to repress how nice they are

>>101526986
oh I get what you are saying bro. these are technically different issues tho. so just to break that down. blogged back at you good luck kek
brainworming about her remembering you as an idiot per the original comment is silly. you showed up. thats more than most people did. she isnt going to hold it against you. you have no fire to put out.
what you just said here is a seperate issue. you are lamenting to yourself for having not gone above the external standards of behavior, because your internal standards are higher. you wanted to do more than shake hands, say hi, and smile. DO remember that. because that is a useful lesson. always have something prepared from here on out. you wont get ambushed by lumi but you may by some other girl.
this worked out as a win win in your favor. you learned of an area you are underprepared, but without any external cost. lumi thought you were solid, and you will be ready for the next lumi.
I do this for opsec but it may be useful to you for more practical reasons. I wont link anything google to my twitch account. so I have a completely different youtube account. whenever she rage baits me into interacting something retarded, like superchatting to turn on tts, I swap the google. she hasnt noticed the connection. I dont advocate you doing this to lumi just to practice jokes, but if you are into vtubers in general, just use burner identiies to test your rizz. as long as you are getting reps - you are self-improving. that is a good thing. Particularly in vtubing

>>101527024
>the equivalent in reverse would be assuming that people who are obviously trying very hard to be mean must actually be mean instead of trying to repress how nice they are
Is that her cope?

>>101527351
You've made some good points, thanks anon. I just wish I hadn't learned that lesson in my precious Lumi m&g. After that very first experience, I had two other vtuber interactions that went flawlessly because they were very low-stakes, opportunistic encounters where somebody was on screen at a booth. Guess I will start preparing now to try and see Lumi at Phase Con 2026.

>>101527830
boom. always forwards. if youre prepped for lumi then you are prepped for that cute girl you bump into at a bar.
also the fact that you had no problem at the low stakes one means that you dont NEED to do this, you are just finding a way to get used to making any encounter feel low stakes. you are doing vtubing properly anon
>>101527702
literally eveeyone I know who is physically incapable of being mean to the vulnerable is like this

>>101527351
that might be the most sad and pathetic thing I have ever read

>>101526268
Lumi is not that type of girl

>>101527830
Lumi hates you?

New thread
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