I'll never forget this day. Pippa will be streaming her graduation on the 28th of June. This concludes her streaming activities at Phase Connect at just over 4 years of creating content as Pipkin Pippa

>>101454038 (OP)
Please be real

>>101454038 (OP)
Motherfucker you made me get excited for nothing
>>101454093
It's not real

>>101454038 (OP)
what job would she be qualified for after graduation?

>>101454192
Pippa going to grow vegetables and raise rabbits and sell them at the local farmers market

>>101454192
Two dollar crack whore or local bar fly

>>101454192
Walmart greeter/receipt checker

>>101454192
Walmart greeter

>>101454354
Finally, something affordable in this economy

>>101454494
Hope you like gumjobs?

>>101454093
>>101454142
rule of thumb for /vt/
if graduation of a non-literal who is real, then always wait 5 min before checking catalog.
If catalog is flooded with the same threads of said graduation, it's real.

>>101454038 (OP)
Now this is top tier bait and advertisement. Antis will always fall for it.

>>101454192
a cop

>>101454814
Nice low bar for a low bar corpo

>>101454192
Prison

>>101454192
hooker

>>101454038 (OP)
shame. she was the only good one

>>101454192
Walmart cashier maybe

>>101454255
I will marry her and pump her full of children constantly until she forgets what it's like to not be pregnant

>>101458125
Too ugly for that

>>101454038 (OP)
this deserves a 3day

>>101454038 (OP)
>isreal

>>101464069
>/pol/

>>101464407
That'd be where phasecucks belong

>>101454142
ISRAEL!!!

>>101454354
your mom is so fat she already holds those two positions
dont bother responding to this post, i'm not going to see it

>>101454038 (OP)
EN5?

>>101454038 (OP)
I would love that to be true but unfortunately even as an indie her cancerous fanbase would still be around anyway.

>>101454192
Senator

>>101465917
No phasecucks belong on /gif/

>>101467486
Then make her quit entirely

>>101454038 (OP)
The only way pippa would ever leave phase is if she was terminated, there is no way she would ever voluntarily leave the only corpo that would employ such a brand risk especially after the terrorism fiasco

>>101472292
Salami is too much of a coward to terminate the terrorist

>>101472292
eh i can see mythic picking her up since they clearly have no standards after hiring nux and kirsche plus she can finally be reunited with true /pol/ bestie

Should Sakana fire Pippa before she quits?

>>101476228
Yes

>>101454354
I still wouldn't hang her

>>101454192
My wife

>>101454192
my wife

>>101454192
blow

>>101454192
My personal cockwarmer.

>>101458125
not with those teeth

>>101482910
Standards have dropped exponentially

>>101476228
He should but he won't. Getting rid of politics would improve vtubing

>>101454192
Welfare monkey

>>101476228
It would be the right thing to do

>>101474769
>pick up
Anon mythic is not a corpo, it's a glorified talent network agency like from the old youtube days.

>>101454038 (OP)
sorry lads. Pippa is staying until Phase collapses no matter how much anyone wishes otherwise

Would you let Pippa spit in your mouth

>>101492697
yes

>>101492697
Would she blame literally everyone else if I contracted COVID?

>>101492697
Lia is a lucky girl

>>101493883

>>101493975
They're just trying to find something that will stick after the last 3 things didn't at all

>>101496157
>after the last 3 things didn't at all
What am I missing?

>>101454038 (OP)
who cares

sounds different
looks zonked out on lean every other stream
pippa clearly died a year ago

>>101496157
Seethe more

>>101454038 (OP)
i will never forget the day op was assassinated by pippa's fanbase of radical right wing extremists ... he won't be missed

>>101454192
Meth lab

>>101501573
Terrorists

>>101501573
their blood is on pippas hands

>>101454038 (OP)
Should've been terminated