This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939581738285719892/photo/1
Lumi's brain IS ACTIVATED. SHE'S GOING BACK TO HER ROOTS. STRATEGY [satur]DAY IS BACK


Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi is doing hag hours with Bonnie Barkswell: https://youtu.be/v_hbWCimp84

Previous Thread:>>101871657

>>101974520 (OP)
The more Lumi talks about her activities with bugs, the more I realize she has the makings of a serial killer.

>Stardad use to take Lumi to the liquor store.
Crazy knowing that this might have been his only heir.

>Starmom is so desperate for Grandkids that when Lumi carries Disinfecting wipes, she told Lumi she was ready to be a mom.
>All Lumi did was laugh at that.
That poor woman.

>>101974882
collecting bugs is a stereotypical tomboy thing to do

>>101975459
Anon, killing, torturing and covering yourself in their blood is psycho

>>101975665
the worm cutting is more fucked up but most people don't have empathy for bugs

Lumi has no sense of danger.

>Lumi stole some boys Black Skull Dragon

I love them both

>>101975929
I think she accidentally aquires a silent guardian angel where ever she goes

>>101974520 (OP)
>Lumi is doing hag hours
SHE'S NOT A FUCKING HAG, STOLEN VALOR!

>Lumi has a friend that plays video games
>Lumi spergs out and talks about how all the games she plays
>Her friend just plays Stardew Valley with her boyfriend

sunbro. it is no longer about poors seething about how lumi reads messages with bits attached. this is just wildly autistic. you made them regret talking. this is why we cant have nice things.

Wait, Lumi is allergic to the sun?

>>101976882
Apparently her skin peels like crazy and she gets rashes, she mentioned working retail and she had spent a day outside the day before. She said she wanted to work in the back to the manager and sent a picture of her face and the manager just told her to take a sick day.

Lumi is really into wifecore

I can't believe Lumi had Polkla dot thighs

damn Bonnie chill

Lumi has, huh, a strange view on sibling relationship, wanting them to be codependent with each other after their parents death

Lumi hates him!

>>101977616
she has it all planned out
also, she is a saint and an angel

>>101977405
Lumi just said she has nice feet, and nobody would be mad if she posted them

>>101977846
I want to start a family with her

Lumi felt a woman's nipple piercing.

>>101977892
I'd prefer a waist reveal

So what vtubers have nipple piercings?

>>101978025
Bonnie

>>101978025
Fefe

>>101977964
she's so lewd
>>101978025
I'm pretty sure I remember a VAllure girl talking about them but I don't remember who

Lumi is such a psycho. She wants to be a dead wife/mom so she can be loved forever because she thinks it’s romantic.

>>101978177
That's how you know she's a reformed tomboy because that's the equivalent of men fantasizing about dying in battle

>>101978177
>>101978256
she doesn't want kids or to be a mother, but she wants to me a dead mother
there's almost a certain kind of romanticism in that

>>101978332
>she doesn't want kids or to be a mother
She needs to go to therapy

>>101978365
seems like she would rather die young than grow old and alone

>>101978332
she just doesnt want to fall in love and have to live alone after her husband dies

>>101978423
She will always have starbro.

>>101977703
true

I hope my lumi plush is sentient. I'll tie it to something at night just in case

>>101979200
if your lumi plush is sentient, you should tie it to something for fear of your life if nothing else

>>101979687
Exactly. if it attains sentience tied up to something it will have a crush on whoever rescues it and willl hopfully spare me in the coming conflict

>>101979825
it would not end well, it would be like Monika and its love would be flawed since it is not a human being
mix that with Lumi's craziness and you would be in danger

>>101976665
25 is the new age for hags

>>101981078
True. Im no bottom Im not living with a regime of those freaks. they ship soon but there may be time. what do you think they want

>>101983255
according to lumi logic the age of hagdom of 15 because that is the age that kept 13 yo lumi safe from internet groomers

>>101983840
Starmom kept Lumi safe from groomers

>>101983925
Im glad she caught her. I hope it was enough. she is so bab

I must be really bored.. I miss lumi way more than usual today

Isle of lumi

>>101977616
Deep down, she wants Starbro to be dependent on her

>>101986036
I dont know if lumi really knows what codependent means. although she once mentioned some baggage that would make romance hard. it doesnt really matter. if taking care of her brother is important, they are a package deal. I am sure plenty of people would not find that unduly burdensome

>>101974520 (OP)
Since when was 25 hag age?

>>101974520 (OP)
we are lucky lumi has an archiver. what are some of your favorite streams OP?

can any of you fuckers bake /pcg/?

>>101991201
Here you go
>>101991290

>>101991323
thanks, you are the best

I choose to believe lumi just baked.

Thanks for baking with the pippa gumi friends

>>101977965
bare back for me

>describes her outfit whole she was out
>legwarmers
>shirt with collar cut showing a sports bra underneath
>likely leggings
pretty sexo and I'd ask her to have sex when she got back I'm that outfit before she showers to take in her pungent scent since she's a sweaty girl

>>101993637
>pungent scent since she's a sweaty girl
Lumi is not a sweatt girl

she either caught a shit ton of different pneumoniae or really needs to figure out how starcraft works. I wish we were still playing AoE. 1v1 is just rough to watch for someone who still needs to solidify the basics of rts

>>101984130
We all miss Lumi

>>101993637
it was the long-sleeved leotard that did it for me
>>101993683
she gets sweaty when she dances

>>101989335
More like 29

Good morning

>>101998555
Lumi is 23

>>101998735
Morning

So are the rrats about Lumi bullying nerdy girls true?

>>102001469
she pushed some kid onto a bee once

>>102001469
ask her about a time she got bullied or into a fight as a kid.

The more I think of Starbro, the more I hate him. He had Lumi all to himself for the first 8 years of his life. Whenever he was scared he crawled in Lumi’s bed for comfort, he abused Lumi whenever he wanted, and he got to be in her presence for free. It’s not fair.

>>101998735
morning! tardwife soon

>>102002471
are you scared? I am glad you posted this now by the way, there is no way lumi is awake. so there is no way the incest shipper is lumi fucking with us

Mandarin native speaker here. Has Lumi ever explained why she speaks Mandarin so well? Her vocabulary isn't huge but her pronunciation is indistinguishable from a native.

Lemon wife is live.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102002516
Seems like you were wrong

>>102003123
she took mandarin

>>102003144
i love her

>>102003172
Why would anyone do that

>>102003213
It was in vogue for many early zoomers because people started losing faith in american exceptionalism and unironically thought mandarin would be the second language instead of english in most of the world. Lots of parents, particularly Russians signed their kids up for mandarin classes for this reason. It doesn't really make sense, you had to be there

She acts like woman today...

>>102003144

>>102003166
how so?

so is lumi having fun or are these streams just shit test to see who is simpy enough to stick around?

>>102006582
Lumi enjoys suffering, also she is just going through her games list so she can move on to other things

>>102006582
Wdym she is literally invincible and nothing ever happens to her?

imagine if she crashed into something

>>102006770
I dont know. chat is eating this up. unless you mean finishing her games list because she is about to graduate, I dont think that is what it is.

Her first philosophy book going about how I expected it. It's the same way every stemcel struggles. She's either going to meander and settle for a quizz-like broad knowledge, give up entirely or hopefully focus on the analytics.

this is getting so frustrating, she didn't deserve this

anyone else finds this kinda hot

>>102007392
it just makes me sad

>>102007089
she keeps trying to deep dive into a random modern book. now she's put everything off to read omnivore's dilemma. an archetypal "I'm a midwit and this is profound" classic that made us roll our eyes when we read it in middle school.
she will most likely pick a simiarly stupid philosophy book or put it off for more than 2 weeks and hope we forget. In both cases I am calling bullshit on the learning larp

>>101975743
>>101975665
>>101975459
>>101974882
its call the tree of knowledge of Goo and eve-ill, not pleasure and things i dont like.

lumi is a female, so obviously she'd be evil, she'd be an abomination in the universe otherwise.

>>101979687
would being glued in a jar work too, or is that too much

>>102008478
as long as the glue is thick and sticky it should be enough to hold her in place, she specifically wanted to be tied up though

>>102007842
donate more misinformed opinions alpharius

>>101983925
Did you forget about the jeans story?

>>102008819
>she specifically wanted to be tied up though
but the ropes i own are reserved for rock climbing and maybe some wrangling of cattle

>>102002469
Did her mom whip her ass or something because that would be cool

>>102008843
pathetic.

>>102009459
everyone told you it was a retarded opinion

>>102009624
this is either bait or one of the most sophisticated displays of simultaneously midwitting on at least 5 dimensions. either way, thanks for the laugh

lumi always gets it. every single time. you autists could learn a lot from her if you paid attention

>>102010072
buzzword buzzword buzzword here's 5 more dollars Lumi i am very smart

>>102002471
Is that why we hate starbro.

>>102012483
you're thinking of sunbro. he is weird but somehow attracted a following of schizos. it looks like they found another target. unfortunately they also found this thread.
no more providing honest commentary mixed with ragebait for a certain ego searching streamer. for all we know the cuckposter in chief just outed himself. it was fun while it lasted

>>102012483
Yes

>>102002471
>he got to be in her presence for free
when you grow up with siblings, you dont see them as sexual objects.
incestuous thoughts only pop up after you've been exposed to the degeneracy or cruelty/rejection of the world, usually after puberty.

normally, you'd end up attracted to a female outside of your family circle.
incest (like pedophilia) is usually a response, and almost always manipulated by outside sources.
find out who has the most to gain from these two (incest/pedophilia) and you'll find the people you need to destroy.

You deserve this kind of thread Lumi. I know you know and hate it.

My summer car streams feels like when you watch a bug trying to climb up the baththub. Sometimes it can get far but it always falls down.

>>102017567
theyre not for me, but I truly appreciate the artistry. I cant think of a time where she frustrated chat and thoughtlessly cut too deep and made them sad. I wish I was that precise.

>>102017567
i would say it's like 50/50, hit or miss
lots of good moments but also a lot of pain and not in a way that's always fun
>>102018489
when did she cut too deep? I don't remember that part

>>102014423
he attracted schizos because he is annoying and ruins the stream with notalpharius by taking turns sending 500 bits over and over

>>102018547
never. that is what is so impressive. I wish I could do that so well. for me, one unintentional expenditure of mental energy during a distracted moment is all it takes to poke someone too hard.

>>102017539
the best part is that she doesn’t. she wants to hate it, but she can't. some of the comments have been too spot on. that insight could have just as easily been used to anti and really twist the knife. it probably would have been more fun too. instead, it ended up in /lemon/. she's flattered. you lost again.

Lumi needs to be put over someones knee maybe even her parents

>>102018570
>taking turns
if your idea of collusion is a literal unironic schizo randomly deciding to mark and follow you around until proving the "dont be nice to people on the internet" rule and having a weeklong meltdown spamming your DMs before you finally block him? then yes.

>>102021565
one of the most fun things about dating lumi would be that moment of eye contact when she hits that last question on the quiz you made her take on whatever you taught her that week. the question you both know she cant answer.
the look in her eyes when she realizes she is going to spend the next hour getting spanked and wearing nothing but rope. sublime

>>102009017
Explain for the new fags

>>102022436
A rrat about how Lumi was groomed, despite all evidence on the contrary

>>102021831
which one are you because they have been having full on conversations in chat for a month

>>102022750
probably the sane one

>>102022451
There's a clip with her talking about this tho

>>102023205
>>102009017
please take this shit to the mainland. you can talk about it all you want but just be cool and dont do it here.

Would you let her in your heart?

>>102025404
men are simple creatures. let us poke around your brain long enough and the outcome is obvious.

>>102025404
She already is

>>102022419
I bet she will always try to get out of getting in trouble

>>102025404
No. Clara is the only one for me. Clara is everything Lumi wishes she is.

>>102028261
Clara will steal Starbro and cause the Second Phase War

>>102023205
Does anyone have this elusive clip or is anon making shit up again?

>>102030932
Anon is making shit up again. Like always.

>>102031027
Trying to act like the jeans story isnt a thing. Okay newfag today I'll remind you. Choose your version bitch.

https://files.catbox.moe/epcm5e.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/lp17jh.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/kp549l

>>102025404
she looks so safe and harmless I'm sure it wouldn't hurt

>>102031373
These are AI-generated videos

>>102032940
I will literally dig up the vod on her fucking channel later today you absolute faggot. She didnt even delete it like her oblivion slip up. Kill yourself

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1942125677328970227

she meant guy but didn't want to make us jealous, thanks lemon

>>102031373
This always seemed like the most nothingburger yab, its a failed grooming attempt, who cares sincerely

>>102027096
Right? that makes it even cuter. some dorky excuse about how she is actually right or trying to distract you. it always ends the same way but her fake resistance mskes it 10x cuter. imagine the little squeaking sounds

>>102035201
at least she went outside

>>102035232
Clearly the other Anons do because they deflect and lie about it. I will correct the record when people do this.

Looks like summer car sunday is a thing. Personally not a fan, but she gets to have an absolute fucking blast doing her thing, chat adores it, and I get to go to Mass. Deus Vult.
Imo she should consider doing starcraft for workout wednesday. Ladder/1v1 is more rote and tactical so it facilitates the same direct punishment for failure. then she can do a campaign focused rts on saturday. That way it works out to theory/art of war saturday and tactical/applied wednesdays.
Would that make sense?

>>102035518
oh wow youre so stunning and brave. Someone get this man his pulitzer, this is what real journalism is. I always used to envy people living out their dream. Glad to see someone else doing it too

>>102035600
Thanks xalamon, I hope you enjoyed the picture of my balls I sent to your dms.

>>102035613
Is xalamon living out his dream?

Kaneko

Lumi

Lumi is live btw
https://www.youtube.com/live/6XPxfhknJLk

>>102007089
((((((((((((((((philosophy))))))))))))))))))))) is the reason why there are *STILL* so many determinist FAGGOT midwits pretending to be interested in "science", when quantum mechanics and the violation of Bell's Inequality have unequivably proven that our universe is fundamentally random and non-realist.
As someone who works in physics this is extremely frustrating, not in the least due to the determinist (((alternative))) to modern physics is basically created by a Marxist Jew who can't wrap his head around QM.

sunbro is getting more and more cringe now that he cant piggy back off the other guy

I can't stop thinking about how Lumi didn't shower after the gym this morning

lumi yapping is always nice to hear

>>102040995
it felt very natural today, very good yap

>>102041044
sounds like she is out if her stupor and has some nervous energy about what she wants to do in the future. that or she has feelings about something. nice to see in either case

Why is she bringing workout streams back? What happened to fyren exercises? Did fyren finally finish oblivion and dumped her ass? Or maybe she got new jeans?

>>102042439
she seems very high energy in general right now

>>102042483
Time to rebound for her I guess. Fyren failed.

>>102042557
meant to reply to >>102041125 I'm retarded
it's possible she is rebounding off something though

>>102042439
She didn't like streaming and wouldn't shut up about graduation so she tried to make friends and exercise outside of streams. Then she realized gamer girls aren't real and nobody her age cares about fashion anymore, and her arms are still flabby. Either she really started to like streaming again or she has plans on graduating soon

>>102042641
Or she got dumped. Looks like oblivion enjoyer has higher standards.

I want paizuri

>>102042439
she started thinking again. you would have to be a complete and utter autist not to see how this played out in real time.
>>102042641
symptoms not causes. content shifted, now she likes streaming again
>>102042619
>>102042557
>>102043110
pathetic

>>102043212
it's so nice seeing her having fun again, like seeing her smile

>>102043212
I agree. It's pathetic that it took fyren so long to realise how fake and toxic she is

>>102043319
same. genuine and happy are always great to see. authentic and not happy is the most important time to utilize vtubing as a tool. not authentic and happy means she is having fun trolling/playing clown with chat (my feelings on that are irrelevant).
the only quadrant that is objectively bad is inauthentic and not happy. that is where she was stuck looping for too long and chat was (honestly probably unbenownst to them) making it worse.
this has made the recent IFF malfunction on those two autists all the more amusing.

>>102043497
Based King I hope he finds happiness

>>102043521
Morrowing remaster?

>>102043607
Morrowind*

>>102043670
nigger did you just typo right after replying to the wrong comment while trying to cuck post? Or are you someone else? either way. God is probably telling you to do something useful with your life

>>102043740
Happiness = morrowind remaster. Sorry that you are retarded. Lumi will fix you tho.(In a cuck chair)

>>102043843
you have never decided to do something and then actually done it. you are a dime a dozen anon. you would miss a triumph of the will and miss the lessons someone was charitable enough to deliberately leave open to you. all to cuck post. I am sorry.

>>102044063
Sunbro is that you? Your will got you in trouble again?

>>102044063
Why are you typing like this? You have to be a discord gumi

>>102044246
sunbro's autistic tts larps aren't exactly what I would call a triumph.
thanks for the setup, you're at least having fun
>>102044263
whatever works for you

she is live!:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102044388
We know that chair in the hotel room works for you the best.

she's so cute and silly

>>102047234
nice of you to make it ocbm

Lumi hates being called fat

Don't watch Lumi in a second monitor. Only watch Lumi in the primary monitor

>>102047976
she needs to eat more

cuckneko lumi. She would sit in the cuck chair if Starbro's GF ask her too, for "True Love".

>metro
I slep

>>102048819
metro is a good game

Lumi isn't afraid of knifes, spiders, she is fearless

>>102035518
Doing God's work anon. Let people see the truth and let them decide for themselves if the lemon is trustworthy

>>102048208
Is she really a cuckquean?

>>102050521
Anon she literally asked for Kotazumaa the clipper to put her in the cuckchair while hes looking at jelly.

>>102051054
That was different, anon is saying that Lumi would physically be in the chair while some other girl fucks starbro.

>>102048114
>>102048208
Her facial expression make her look psycho

>>102052045
me? psycho?? never.

>>102052364
She looks like the type of woman to kill someone they love for leaving them.

>>102042641
What made her start ballet dancing? Her friend?

>>102047976
Fat ass needs to work out more then

>>102052789
she went to the gym this morning and didn't shower before stream

more sponsored streams for that pvp mecha game incoming

>>102025404

>>101974520 (OP)
guys, if i asked lumi to marry me, and she said yes.

would i need to get a job?

>>102055326
The devs of Mecha break really love Lumi to offer two more sponsor streams

>>102055440
she had a lot of energy going in and chat was really cool about playing support and keeping her in the zone. it was one of the more kino streams.

>>102055396
yes, unfortunately for us she wants to be with a man who can take care of himself, plus she would want to travel and do other luxury activities
>>102055440
it was a fun stream, plus Lumi is space-themed and competitive so it's probably good branding for them

>>102055712
oh well, no neet househusband for her.
her loss.

>>102055934
>no neet househusband for her.
>her loss.
She has starbro for the summer

>>102056012
neet brother in law would be fine as long as he was on top of maintaining a home gym and was down to grab a beer and play vidya when lumi is being a bitch

>>102056012
i guess, i just wanted to put my seed into her and maybe spend time jamming and singing and doing other stuff, like hiking, or creating stuff (not just babies in her womb)
>>102056102
i think you missed the point of his post.

>>102055396
Average lemon watcher right here

>>102056149
Why would Lumi want your seed when she has Starbro’s seed?

>>102056404
Lumi is too concerned about her biological obligations to accept Starbro's seed

>>102056149
I think I was making a point of my own

>>102056806
>points points everywhere and not a lumi to bear my seed.

A barista lady was rude to Lumi and now we must suffer

tardwife coming back for a kino night time stream. I dont know if she did it because she cares - but these night time streams are so cozy.

>>102056012
Lumi wanted him over, but he said no. Not blaming him wanting to stay in the 2 kitchen house instead of the 1 bedroom apartment

>>102058419
how do we know this? that is dumb of him if true. although lumi probably hasnt convinced him she can be cool kek

>>102058633
It's sad that Lumi went from the cool big sis of his childhood to girlfailure sis in Starbro's eyes

>>102058714
wtf no she didnt. she just snitches too much and pesters him about school. she could nab herself a high quality spouse and job at the snap of her fingers. if she had the courage

>>102058775
Why does she snitch on Starbro whenever he opens up to her?

>>102058633
>>102058714
>>102058775
it's just that she's so much older than him and they're both awkward so it's hard for them to get along, especially since she tried to embarrass him all the time as a kid
she strikes me as someone who was a mean sister growing up but has had a change of heart

>>102058993
Was she still bitter that starbro got to have the childhood she wished?

Lemon woman is doing a night time streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102059311
she sounds so energetic for this time of night

>>102059257
probably, she just carries guilt when she talks about him sometimes

>Lumi called the other phase girls baggage

>>102059672
based, now ask her >>102055396

i must know

>>102059672
Lumi is getting herself heated up for a night of toxic gaming

>>102059581
is lumi from a military family?
i have an tingling thought

>>102059996
No, Lumi has said multiple times that she would bully starbro as a kid whenever he acted his age around her.

she really does seem to enjoy streaming outside her normal timeslots

>>102059996
she is from an academic family

>>102060097
it's a different audience so it probably feels different to her

>>102060041
>>102060204
she sounds like she's schizophrenic, atm.
doubt its "academic" though.

>Lumi loves the sight of Woman crying and suffering
but why?

>>102060667
she thinks it's cute

>>102048114
She really does get mad and jealous whenever her chatters see other girls.

When are we going to get the Pippa steals Starbro Lumi arc? I want Lumi to suffer knowing some uncultured lower class girl got her baby brother

>>102060667
She likes discipline and seeing other women get in trouble when its not her

>>102060097
she loves streaming at nights. she forces herself to stream during the day to minimize being so depressed. this is unironically when we get bestmi

>>102060667
she loves being a pickme (affectionate). she hates women who abuse their position as a streamer to prey on men who are struggling. it carried over with/without her knowledge.
>>102059672
they literally are

Welp, I'm watching today's vod and I'm surprise Lumi is alive. Her lunch was nothing more than a single egg and a granola bar. And she felt full that she had to lay down on the bed.

>>102060775
a lot of vtubers say this but Lumi is the only one who makes me feel remorse about it

>>102061209
it's pretty wild, not only does she not eat but she works out and dances, and crashes out about it on stream whenever she feels fat

>>102061336
She ate 500 calories today. How is she functioning?

>>102061356
women have always been insane

>>102061356
she had chicken too but not sure how much
>>102061449
that just seems like an excuse to be drunk all day

>>102052736
No Oli does ballet and ppl wondered if it was similar since Lumi used to figure skate and I think that combined with her grandma's wishes slowly psyop'd her into taking up ballet at the ripe age of 45

>>102061209
She's doing the holocaust diet

>Lumi hates Gundam because the good guy, Gihren Zabi, got killed by his whore sister

Cucks

>>102061679
Lumi started on her own? Who's this ballet friend? Did she met her at the class?

>>102062330
Yes iirc, I don't know if this was the Stardew Valley gamer or someone else but it didn't sound like someone else dragged her into ballet. When the xcom grooming was in full swing she got pretty upset and was dead set on finding something to do outside of streaming, that's how I remember it anyhow.

>>102062102
How are cucks if Lumi is in love with starbro.

>>102058929
Because Lumi thinks she’s being a good big sister by snitching on her brother, despite her brother confiding her in confidence. I get a feeling she never got to be a proper older sister.

>Lumi think she's good at eating.
>She ordered thai food one day and made it last 2-3 days.

>Lumi was so malnourished in her college days that she thought she was depressed
The more I watch the vod, the more I realize her survival was completely accidental

I miss lumi. evil woman streaming at a time when we actually appreciate her

thanks for the bestmi stream little retard

>Someone insinuates that Stardad has a s secret child/family
>Lumi rushes into his defense and say he's a good man
>Instead says her mom is the one to cheat
The fuck Lumi

>>102063241
How long until she finds out starbro is her half-brother.

>>102063241
Reps retard. think back to all of her childhood incidents and use brain
>>102063320
he's an aryan god like she is apparently. so doubtful. there's a rrat in here somewhere but luckily you somehow have no idea where to start looking and if you dont know you never will

these threads almost died when she revealed her boyfriend on oblivion but you cucks just couldn't help coming back for more.

>>102063344
I’m more surprised that Lumi would even think Starmom would cheat on stardad with someone else.

>>102063380
she never said that. nor is this a topic that anyone whose speculations are consistently accurate would have any interest in indulging

>>102063351
Came here to find out how did that story end. Any revelations?

>>102063660
nothing burger. anyone who was there could figure it out with either basic logic or eq. the only people who didnt are autistic coloreds, some of whom have realized the error of their initial assessments, lacked impulse control, got banned for acting like autistic niggers, and are now doubling down on cuck posting out of desperation. just like whatever it is we are supposed to call those fags who hack their dicks off and call themselves women. it is a sad fate but it seems nothing was lost

>>102063839
So, it really was Starbro's safe file?

>>102063854
yes.

>>102063854
Yes and even if she’s giving her brother a handjob from time to time that doesn’t count as ntr so it doesn’t matter

>>102063854
please also see
>>102063995
as evidence of
>>102063839

What would you do to make Lumi eat more?

>>102064181
Have starbro move in with Lumi for the summer. This will force Lumi to make actual, proper meals. And with a man near her, Lumi might go outside more.

>>102064181
Spank her like a child who won’t eat her vegetables at dinner

>>102064181
this is a little cringe of me but fuck it. I know it isn't her fault that she has trouble eating. it really isnt. But it makes her so stupid. and I cant help but feel a little underwhelmed? disappointed? something like that when people who are smart act like complete retards for reasons unrelated to relaxing/having fun.
It is hard for her - idk. I try not to throw the word proud around too much because it is so often watered down. I was really proud of her for eating properly today.
Yes yes I know I'm concernfagging and this is gross. but someone she has a degree of respect for needs to convey that it doesnt feel good to see someone do that to themselves

>>102060957
Would Lumi actually be mad? Or is that what you think?

are any of the gumis non-whores?

>>102064181
She is already on the edge of being too fat, no more food.

>>102064797
Starbro

>>102064805
Is she actually fat? I thought she was thin as a stick.

>>102064962
she is, anon thinks he is being clever. unfortunately he has the niggerfaggot condition and swings around here just to make sure everyone remembers

>>102064885
is he a gumi?
>>102064548
she would be mad if any vtuber dated him - these women arent exactly high functioning. Lumi is head and shoulders above the rest on paper even she would be risky for anyone who hadnt figured out her brain's access codes

>>102065046
He seems supportive of Lumi and is willing to accept and buy Lumi merch, just not wear it in public. Which, imo, is the right decision.

>>102063854
The people who cared left you have one anti and 2 turbo simps who will defend her forever. Obviously it wasnt his and the story is made up otherwise why do you lie and cut it out blur? Nothing bad was shown just a character name. In the end nothing matters, nothing ever happens and like she said yesterday she will rejoin society again. When that happens all of this just disappears so who really cares?

>>102062402
>the Stardew Valley gamer
Who's that? At least she's doing something besides "going for a run" for 10 mins and watching Netflix after stream now

>>102065046
>is he a gumi?
yes

>>102065192
She runs for 10 minutes?

Watching Lumi’s Sunday stream, why does her coffee take a month to arrive

>>102064962
she is very thin but she has an eating disorder and thinks that she's fat

>>102065768
Starbro putting a baby in her womb will fix her.

>Lumi doesn't believe in the nuclear family

>>102065768
No she is close to where she needs to be and if she eats more she will be fat. She is already skinny fat.

>>102065911
How can she be skinny fat if both her wrists and waists are small/

Holy shit, Lumi even remembers the panhandlers and homeless.

>>102065939
She remembers everything and everyone

Lumi hates Mariachi bands...

>>102064797
Me. I only watch Lumi

>>102065921
Because you're a retard, and she is.

>>102066095
Are you an anti?

>Lumi tries to be a good person in public and people hate her for it

>>102063084
Lumi with black eyes is best Lumi

>>102066110
No, I've always supported her. Its you people who anti.

>>102066115
Anon, she's part of the 1%, people will always hate her even if she's good.

>>102065911
the skinny fat thing is just eating disorder cope
she barely eats enough to survive

>>102066217
A single egg and protein bar is good enough for someone in Lumi's weight class.

Love her so much, also new to Lumi, what's this Lumi variant called?

>>102066171
>Its you people who anti.
I don't anti Lumi

>Lumi thinks not being called a Stacy is ruining reputation
Why does she deny her stacyness?

>>102066394
Yes you do. You want her to eat more, and to become fatter. She does not want that, so you're an anti. I'm done with you, you're probably fat too.

>>102066470
>You want her to eat more
Of course I want her to eat more. Any person would if they heard that she ate only a single egg and protein bar. Her diet is unbalanced.

New Lemon Thread
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>>102067211
>>102067211

>>102065474
does he watch her frequently?

>>102067921
Yes

>>102067975
oh cool! does he talk in chat? idk but the idea of accidentally being friends with him is really funny in a wholesome way