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>there are people who want to wife up a woman who will sleep 20-30 hours a day
>>102108018 (OP)Imagine the naked 24hr post-sex cuddle sleep
>>102108018 (OP)>wakes up >has sex with me>back to sleepso basically no time to nag? thats a win
>>102108692>>102109307But are you good enough to satisfy her
>>102109691imagine the shitshow if an EN said this
>>102110299thankfully EN do not have sucubus girl
my penis is too small to wake her up so it's fine
>>102108018 (OP)pretty common symptom of post-menopause btw
>>102108018 (OP)if you believe she's actually asleep for 30+hr i have a bridge i'd like to sell you
>>102111038In her case sleep means sleeping around.
>>102110542>>102111038>taking 30 hours a day this literally instead of understanding it as just an offhand measure of timegod you guys are so autistic sometimes. You people take things way too literally.
>>102108018 (OP)She is m ysleeping beauty I am her prince charming
>2 hours of cleaning
>1 hour of cooking
>1 hour of mandatory sex
>asleep for the rest of the day
Perfect wife material.
>>102112984do you people even like women?
>>102112702so you're the guy buying the bridge
>>102108018 (OP)you know what?
yeah, i'd like a wife who can bend time to her will and add 6 hours to the day. and i think you're dumb for not wanting that.