>>102151834She never had Five Guys because they don't do gluten-free buns and she has a wheat intolerance.
Anyway, it wasn't five guys, it was more like five million guys. Mari got all those guys male-pregnant and is refusing to pay child support.
Actually HinaBoBina is a retarded stoner who embellished the wrong parts of her "funny" anecdote about being paranoid over a noise complaint.
You're going to have to write your own fanfic about it, unless you're into being blue-balled.