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Anonymous No.102172538 [Report] >>102172734 >>102172759 >>102172767 >>102172804 >>102172817 >>102173156 >>102173289 >>102173557 >>102173753 >>102173778 >>102173808 >>102174563 >>102175422 >>102175661 >>102176557 >>102177469 >>102177521 >>102178120 >>102179515 >>102182348 >>102182391 >>102182450
>elon musk buys hololive

How does he save it?
Anonymous No.102172589 [Report] >>102172687 >>102172702 >>102175959
replace them with ai
Anonymous No.102172687 [Report] >>102173158
>>102172589
you mean Indians?
Anonymous No.102172702 [Report]
>>102172589
fpbp
Anonymous No.102172734 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
by turning it into phase connect 2.0
Anonymous No.102172759 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
save?
Anonymous No.102172767 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
With Tesla ads every 20 mins
Anonymous No.102172804 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
he doesn't
Anonymous No.102172817 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
true talent freedom
Anonymous No.102172820 [Report]
It'd turn to shit, shrivel up and die like almost everything he touches
Anonymous No.102172892 [Report]
Hire an autistic nerdy girl to cover rocket launches and starship development
Anonymous No.102172918 [Report]
onahole collab
Anonymous No.102173156 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
>How does he save it?
you're not very observant, are you
Anonymous No.102173158 [Report]
>>102172687
aadya my beloved
Anonymous No.102173265 [Report] >>102173582 >>102176647
Elon Musk buys phase connect, replaces all chuubas with grok
Anonymous No.102173289 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Impregnates all the girls to fully encourage their complete downfall
Anonymous No.102173314 [Report]
Elon "the fraud" musk won't save anything plus his to busy with his exploding tax payer rockets
Anonymous No.102173557 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
>elon musk
>renames hololive to XLive
>removes all colorful branding
>makes everything black with a big X on it
>renders it indistinguishable from any other shit company
>shits himself because hololive talents are woke and tries for force them to parrot alt right memes
>doesn't work
>everyone quits and sponsors all drop the company
>none of what he's doing makes sense to the JP natives so they start dropping and go back to nijisanji
>replaces the dwindling audience members with chatbots to pretend like there's a community
>eventually he dies
Anonymous No.102173582 [Report]
>>102173265
so nothing changes
Anonymous No.102173753 [Report] >>102173999 >>102176655
>>102172538 (OP)
i am insanely mad this nigga spent 40 billion dollars to make twitter worse when he could have funded like 500 incredibly high budget video games
Anonymous No.102173778 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Impregnates each and every member
Anonymous No.102173808 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
makes them all stream while high on ketamine his favorite
Anonymous No.102173999 [Report] >>102174343 >>102182028
>>102173753
>when he could have funded like 500 incredibly high budget video games
499 of them would the be the same copy nazi fantasy game though
Anonymous No.102174343 [Report] >>102174461
>>102173999
he can't possibly personally monitor the output of all 500 studios. at least one mascot platformer would slip through, and that would make it a better investment for the world.
Anonymous No.102174461 [Report] >>102174745
>>102174343
>he can't possibly personally monitor the output of all 500 studios
he can't but he will try and his micromanagement will kill all of the studios.
>send me an email of 5 things you did this weekend
you think he actually read all of those emails? no one has time for anything like that but he will continue to fuck up your work schedule by spamming everyone with limp dick demands just to stroke his own ego. it's going to disrupt the development timeline for any game.
Anonymous No.102174538 [Report] >>102177436
>Forces all the girls to talk about how much they love him
>Forces himself in streams every now and again
>Makes his face a meme
>Forces himself to become accepted so even unicorns don't mind seeing him
Anonymous No.102174563 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
This board is still pretending hololive needs to be saved after they sold out all their concerts and Nimi didn't
Also saba is already a sub 20k shitter
Anonymous No.102174745 [Report]
>>102174461
yea duh that's why it'll work. they can just work on spyro 4 and go along with whatever he says in his check-ins
>reply to this email with a list of 5 nazis you added to the game this quarter
>"uhhh hitler, goebles, the guy who snitched on anne frank, himmler, uhh hitler's wife"
>*grok analyzes the email* correct response detected lord elon development is going as scheduled *blows up another rocket*
Anonymous No.102175422 [Report] >>102175490 >>102175924
>>102172538 (OP)
he would get the doxx of all talents and request if the hottest ones would want to have his baby so yeah
Anonymous No.102175490 [Report]
>>102175422
poor biboo..
Anonymous No.102175661 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Fire all the Vtubers that earn them money?
Anonymous No.102175924 [Report]
>>102175422
Shiori...
Anonymous No.102175959 [Report] >>102176139
>>102172589
this. no more yabs
Anonymous No.102176139 [Report]
>>102175959
>no more yabs
Anonymous No.102176557 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Define save?

>Be a profitable company
Then they're fine for the most part. The vision was to always have a slow revolving door when Yagoo mentioned being like AKB48 otherwise you begin to see diminishing returns.

>Return to the Golden Era
Will never ever happen. We're not even in the Silver Era anymore we are in the Bronze Age of Hololive the innocence of the Golden years is gone be happy you were there.
Anonymous No.102176647 [Report]
>>102173265
Massive improvement
Anonymous No.102176655 [Report] >>102177369
>>102173753
Why? He is not a gamer. His Path of Exile kerfuffle proved that. He simply wants the 'street cred' (lmao) of being considered a gamer.
Anonymous No.102177369 [Report]
>>102176655
he used to be a gamer before he got rich and became addicted to ketamine and artificial insemination.
Anonymous No.102177436 [Report] >>102177482
>>102174538
So, Sakana?
Anonymous No.102177469 [Report] >>102177589
>>102172538 (OP)
fire every homoshitterEN and all of their management. same as he did with twitter
Anonymous No.102177482 [Report] >>102177582
>>102177436
I was thinking Yagoo
Anonymous No.102177521 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Make them public property
Anonymous No.102177582 [Report] >>102177663
>>102177482
Were you now? Or are you just seething that i'm calling the chink twink out for his autistic bullshit?
Anonymous No.102177589 [Report]
>>102177469
>Doing something good
He would never do that. Muskrat is such a pathetic loser he would put them up on a pedestal more than Holo does now and force homo collabs in hopes of making them couples.
Anonymous No.102177663 [Report]
>>102177582
I honestly was. I think how much Yagoo is forced is annoying. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all but I want to see the girls, not him. I don't doubt that guy does it too but I only watch Holo and some indies to be desu.
Anonymous No.102178120 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
So many seething SJWs ITT. Twitter and Tesla and SpaceX are still around and still dominate.
Anyway unlike Fagoo he would actually recognize the waste of oxygen that Stars are and get the girls to do more sports sponsorships in the US and more sponsorships in Germany to appeal to the growing coalition of young white males with disposable income there aka the ideal target demographic.
Anonymous No.102179515 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
>Fire all homos
>Debut new gens
>Introduce porn branch
>Talents are free to do lewd streams on Adult platforms
>Onaholes modeled after holomems
>Graduate all of ID
Anonymous No.102182028 [Report]
>>102173999
so 499 hits and 1 miss
Anonymous No.102182348 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
Hires more holostars, kickstarts holostars India
Anonymous No.102182391 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
fires everyone and replaces all the girls with indian men using voice changers
Anonymous No.102182450 [Report]
>>102172538 (OP)
he would impregnate all the girls