Thread 102172538

>elon musk buys hololive

How does he save it?

replace them with ai

>>102172589
you mean Indians?

>>102172589
fpbp

>>102172538 (OP)
by turning it into phase connect 2.0

>>102172538 (OP)
save?

>>102172538 (OP)
With Tesla ads every 20 mins

>>102172538 (OP)
he doesn't

>>102172538 (OP)
true talent freedom

It'd turn to shit, shrivel up and die like almost everything he touches

Hire an autistic nerdy girl to cover rocket launches and starship development

onahole collab

>>102172538 (OP)
>How does he save it?
you're not very observant, are you

>>102172687
aadya my beloved

Elon Musk buys phase connect, replaces all chuubas with grok

>>102172538 (OP)
Impregnates all the girls to fully encourage their complete downfall

Elon "the fraud" musk won't save anything plus his to busy with his exploding tax payer rockets

>>102172538 (OP)
>elon musk
>renames hololive to XLive
>removes all colorful branding
>makes everything black with a big X on it
>renders it indistinguishable from any other shit company
>shits himself because hololive talents are woke and tries for force them to parrot alt right memes
>doesn't work
>everyone quits and sponsors all drop the company
>none of what he's doing makes sense to the JP natives so they start dropping and go back to nijisanji
>replaces the dwindling audience members with chatbots to pretend like there's a community
>eventually he dies

>>102173265
so nothing changes

>>102172538 (OP)
i am insanely mad this nigga spent 40 billion dollars to make twitter worse when he could have funded like 500 incredibly high budget video games

>>102172538 (OP)
Impregnates each and every member

>>102172538 (OP)
makes them all stream while high on ketamine his favorite

>>102173753
>when he could have funded like 500 incredibly high budget video games
499 of them would the be the same copy nazi fantasy game though

>>102173999
he can't possibly personally monitor the output of all 500 studios. at least one mascot platformer would slip through, and that would make it a better investment for the world.

>>102174343
>he can't possibly personally monitor the output of all 500 studios
he can't but he will try and his micromanagement will kill all of the studios.
>send me an email of 5 things you did this weekend
you think he actually read all of those emails? no one has time for anything like that but he will continue to fuck up your work schedule by spamming everyone with limp dick demands just to stroke his own ego. it's going to disrupt the development timeline for any game.

>Forces all the girls to talk about how much they love him
>Forces himself in streams every now and again
>Makes his face a meme
>Forces himself to become accepted so even unicorns don't mind seeing him

>>102172538 (OP)
This board is still pretending hololive needs to be saved after they sold out all their concerts and Nimi didn't
Also saba is already a sub 20k shitter

>>102174461
yea duh that's why it'll work. they can just work on spyro 4 and go along with whatever he says in his check-ins
>reply to this email with a list of 5 nazis you added to the game this quarter
>"uhhh hitler, goebles, the guy who snitched on anne frank, himmler, uhh hitler's wife"
>*grok analyzes the email* correct response detected lord elon development is going as scheduled *blows up another rocket*

>>102172538 (OP)
he would get the doxx of all talents and request if the hottest ones would want to have his baby so yeah

>>102175422
poor biboo..

>>102172538 (OP)
Fire all the Vtubers that earn them money?

>>102175422
Shiori...

>>102172589
this. no more yabs

>>102175959
>no more yabs

>>102172538 (OP)
Define save?

>Be a profitable company
Then they're fine for the most part. The vision was to always have a slow revolving door when Yagoo mentioned being like AKB48 otherwise you begin to see diminishing returns.

>Return to the Golden Era
Will never ever happen. We're not even in the Silver Era anymore we are in the Bronze Age of Hololive the innocence of the Golden years is gone be happy you were there.

>>102173265
Massive improvement

>>102173753
Why? He is not a gamer. His Path of Exile kerfuffle proved that. He simply wants the 'street cred' (lmao) of being considered a gamer.

>>102176655
he used to be a gamer before he got rich and became addicted to ketamine and artificial insemination.

>>102174538
So, Sakana?

>>102172538 (OP)
fire every homoshitterEN and all of their management. same as he did with twitter

>>102177436
I was thinking Yagoo

>>102172538 (OP)
Make them public property

>>102177482
Were you now? Or are you just seething that i'm calling the chink twink out for his autistic bullshit?

>>102177469
>Doing something good
He would never do that. Muskrat is such a pathetic loser he would put them up on a pedestal more than Holo does now and force homo collabs in hopes of making them couples.

>>102177582
I honestly was. I think how much Yagoo is forced is annoying. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all but I want to see the girls, not him. I don't doubt that guy does it too but I only watch Holo and some indies to be desu.

>>102172538 (OP)
So many seething SJWs ITT. Twitter and Tesla and SpaceX are still around and still dominate.
Anyway unlike Fagoo he would actually recognize the waste of oxygen that Stars are and get the girls to do more sports sponsorships in the US and more sponsorships in Germany to appeal to the growing coalition of young white males with disposable income there aka the ideal target demographic.

>>102172538 (OP)
>Fire all homos
>Debut new gens
>Introduce porn branch
>Talents are free to do lewd streams on Adult platforms
>Onaholes modeled after holomems
>Graduate all of ID

>>102173999
so 499 hits and 1 miss

>>102172538 (OP)
Hires more holostars, kickstarts holostars India

>>102172538 (OP)
fires everyone and replaces all the girls with indian men using voice changers

>>102172538 (OP)
he would impregnate all the girls