Debut waiting room: https://www.youtube.com/live/4ZC-MdYmXw0

>Are you a reincarnation of anyone of note?
“No."

>Are you actually a girl, a true female, a XX chromosome haver?
“Yes.”

>I saw you knifeposting in /asp/, are you Shiori but good?
“Sorry to disappoint, it’s a bait and switch. You can close the thread now.”

>Why should I watch you?
“I am cute and my stuff is high quality. My mama is an actually talented artist and my rigger works with big corpos. Nevertheless, there is some scuff…”

>What’s your main thing that sets you apart from other chubas?
“Literally hundreds of anime figures. I’ll unbox them. Probably do some unboxing ASMR in the future, too!”

>How will you handle 18+ figures?
“I don’t know yet. Does the Haachama censor bar technique still work..? I might end up accidentally doing a debut to ban RTA.”

>There are those moon runes all over your profile, are you LARPing as Japanese?
“No, I am not Japanese, but I speak the language fluently. My debut will contain bilingual elements but I plan to stream primarily in English.”

>Drama, m*le collabs, talking about your period, blabla…
https://youtu.be/MSJ6Qs4AfUQ?si=7BYi2Nlz_XpNPsSU&t=26

>Why didn’t you buy an ad?
https://youtu.be/MSJ6Qs4AfUQ?si=7BYi2Nlz_XpNPsSU&t=26

>Why don’t you stay in /asp/ instead of shitting up the catalog?
https://youtu.be/MSJ6Qs4AfUQ?si=7BYi2Nlz_XpNPsSU&t=26

buy an ad

>>102175020 (OP)
Absolutely shameless. I kinda like it.

>>102175020 (OP)
you fucked up your poster its not June

also >>102175083

>>102175083
don't buy an ad

>>102175020 (OP)
mmm it wouldn't hurt to take a look.
i got time.

>>102175337
>I kinda like it.
Agreed. The audacity.

Postmate.

>>102175020 (OP)
Post hymen.

>>102175428
"I didn't even debut and I already got my first yab. I swear I am not PON... most of the time."

>>102175020 (OP)
shut up whore

>>102175020 (OP)
i dunno about this one.
last girl i watched who started by advertising /here/ was elfin, and boy did that not go well.

>Neko in the name
HUGE red flag.

>>102175020 (OP)
post design sheet

>>102175083
>>102177493

>>102175020 (OP)
>Why should I watch you?
>describes having money

>What’s your main thing that sets you apart from other chubas?
>describes having money

See you next year for your graduation I guess

>making your own thread
kekarooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>102175020 (OP)
>waiting room when the debut was a fucking month ago
What Jewish trickery is this?

>>102175337
>>102175573
Same >>102175020 (OP) you'd better be doing Evil Bully Femdom ASMR

>>102182933
Better yet, Evil Bully Findom ASMR.

>>102175020 (OP)
I'll be sure to catch your debut, I'll be rooting for you neko!

you got to be unique my nigga
there is hundreds of epik 4chan panderers already this isn't 2021

>>102175020 (OP)
i shant be watching, if you become popular i will probably end up making ai porn of your model, that is all.

This is Mel Nekomata

>>102175020 (OP)
from asp

>10am
Yeah ok like I'm gonna be awake at that hour

I don't understand how the video answers the questions

>>102175020 (OP)
I'll give you a watch if I'm awake by then
Good luck with your debut either way

>>102183603
That's the NEET's great prophet Anzuchang. You lose if you work.

>>102183510
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that can't be it's totally a NEW VTuber /vt/ has never heard of before

>>102183510
>>102183967
swear to hell unironically like just less than a month ago anons were sounding the alarm hard about a completely different upcoming vtuber being her.

Please play shitty old school flash games on crazygames (or newgrounds lmao)

>>102184178
have they even updated to the new flash emulator to work? i only know one old site that's still around that did

>>102184452
I dunno, it's called Ruffle now whatever that is but it works

>>102183510
I will sub if she farts on stream

>>102175020 (OP)
Umm... based?

>suspiciously this thread gets bumped by a random vague post like ERM BASED every time it starts to go down in pages
erm all fields

>>102175020 (OP)
>unboxing amsr
gtfo of here

>>102175020 (OP)
Spit, swallow or creampie?

Will you show feet?

>>102175020 (OP)
i'll watch

Putting your "in-character" dialogue in quotes is annoying. Either commit to the bit or don't.

I have a weird feeling you will actually be a shitty "high quality" streamer who wasted tons of money into expensive shit like model, overlays and alerts but is genuinely not entertaining and has nothing to say. Especially that your only hobbies so far seem to be anime figures and 4chan.

>>102175020 (OP)
tits or gtfo

>>102175020 (OP)
are you a new Holo about to debut? No? Why do I care? Why am I even in this thread?

>>102182957
this, but unironically

"I didn't expect this thread to survive my nap. Sorry, no findom, I am only going to waste donations on beady-eyed, big-breasted, overpriced, Chinese-made figures anyway. And please don't expect edgy or gross content from me. I am cute!"

>>102189812
>I am cute!
this thread is pointless if you're not a shameless brat and whore

>she

>>102189812
"Why are you typing this annoying, are you a troon larper?"