American "burgers" look like this?

>>102212577 (OP)
that shit looks like a deep fried turtle

no, using a mushroom for a bun is illegal

>>102212577 (OP)
That's no burger, that's a fucking abomination

>>102212577 (OP)
Fucking kill it before it gains sentience

I've used portabello mushrooms as pizza crust before, it's breddy gud

>>102212577 (OP)
Looks like dogshit
But the real question is what did nerissa think

>>102212577 (OP)
Roasties, toasties
My kind of white women!

>>102212791
She's too kind to these people. I would permaban for making me look at that

>>102212622
kek it really does. Absolute sculpture of the top shell.

>>102212577 (OP)
is that a clownfish!?

>>102212577 (OP)
No.
Revoke that mans citizenship and send him to Alligator Alcatraz.

>>102212577 (OP)
if you squint your eyes it looks like a clownfish

>>102212577 (OP)
looks like something a freak yuro would make

>>102212577 (OP)
more like a stuffed mushroom than a burger

>>102212577 (OP)
wrapped in a turtle

>>102212577 (OP)
It looks gross but if it's not over/undercooked it should taste pretty good

Definitely no longer a burger at this point tho

>>102217037
it's gonna be like eating a soggy tomato rag

>>102212577 (OP)
>pizza burgers
>portobello mushroom caps for a bun
CHE CAZZO?! Schiaffeggerò questa troia con il mio cazzo

>>102212577 (OP)
A crime against every American. Give that man the firing squad, while he's strapped to the electric chair, with a lethal IV in his arm, and the entire assembly and his neck is being drop hanged.

>>102212577 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-meyjoM6yQ

>>102212577 (OP)
this is stretching the limits of the burger alignment chart

>>102212577 (OP)
>Nerissa's face
she hates it lol

>>102212686
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD

>>102212774
This anon get it. Try it guys

>>102212577 (OP)
i thought this was a fucking like nemo fish at first,

>>102212774
When done well, portabello pizza is amazing. It doesn't normally look like the pile of slop in OP's image.

>>102212577 (OP)
>>102213300
D: I thought its a clownfish too from the thumbnail.
You will NOT make burgers that look like clownfish!

>>102212577 (OP)
>I wasn't in the mood for bread
Huh?

>>102221282
women think carbohydrates are the devil despite your brain literally needing them to function

>>102221599
Well, women doesn't use their brains anyway.

>>102212622
This.

>>102212577 (OP)
looks like a pepperoni cheese filled clam oyster

>>102212622
tonight we dine on turtle burger

Burger looks like it's ready to settle down.