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Anonymous No.102262378 [Report] >>102270417 >>102274356
/lemon/ - Kaneko Lumi General
This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: New Schedule soon

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

In two hours, Lumi will cook for us like a proper Girlfriend
https://youtu.be/IM-2N0b_Cv8

Previous Thread:>>102159981
Anonymous No.102262475 [Report]
for me, it's cuckoldry
Anonymous No.102262519 [Report]
What's up today, Sunbros
Anonymous No.102262527 [Report] >>102262533
the gumi cuckbook
Anonymous No.102262533 [Report]
>>102262527
the sunbro* cuckbook
Anonymous No.102262545 [Report]
> actual NTR thread in /vt/
What the fuck
Anonymous No.102263051 [Report] >>102265142
Cock-shocking Lumi.
Anonymous No.102263101 [Report] >>102263233 >>102264573 >>102265177
Is she gonna focus on instagram meals or something more pragmatic?
Anonymous No.102263103 [Report] >>102263692
Lumi is the best thing that ever happened to me
Anonymous No.102263233 [Report]
>>102263101
if we're lucky we'll get a pinterest meal
Anonymous No.102263692 [Report]
>>102263103
Me too.
Anonymous No.102263717 [Report] >>102264932
Guys pls stop kinkshaming
Anonymous No.102264573 [Report]
>>102263101
it'her anniversary. she will show us her side profile or something
Anonymous No.102264596 [Report]
Cucks
Anonymous No.102264724 [Report] >>102264754
who wants to bet she will try to do something cute like she did last week and we ruin it again
Anonymous No.102264754 [Report]
>>102264724
some people just want to see her suffer
Anonymous No.102264878 [Report] >>102264894
When is my hotwife streaming?
Anonymous No.102264894 [Report] >>102265062
>>102264878
literally any minute now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-2N0b_Cv8
Anonymous No.102264932 [Report]
>>102263717
we aren't. NTR is the thinking man's fetish.
Anonymous No.102265013 [Report] >>102265221
looks like tardwife was putting in the midnight oil too. I hope she was the one who gave my client food poisoning just so I could make this stream
Anonymous No.102265062 [Report] >>102265117
>>102264894
How much you wanna bet zero Sunbros bother cooking along like they did with the lemon tart?
Anonymous No.102265117 [Report] >>102265147 >>102265385
>>102265062
there's only one sunbro anon
Anonymous No.102265142 [Report]
>>102263051
Sorry fren, but unless you are full-nigger you won't be able to match up to Habibi.
Anonymous No.102265147 [Report]
>>102265117
You missed the memo, Lumi fans are called Sunbros now. You're a Sunbro too.
Anonymous No.102265177 [Report]
>>102263101
Ruskie slag should just post her blown-out haghole. Ya'll would pay to see it.
Anonymous No.102265221 [Report] >>102265362
>>102265013
Did she oversleep?
Anonymous No.102265325 [Report]
time for cooking stream got changed to 2 days from now
stream on twitch in 2 hours
absolutely tragic
Anonymous No.102265362 [Report] >>102265482 >>102265506
>>102265221
she is just a fucking retard is all. it's her anniversary week, some of us poisoned people to hang out this week. she better give us abuse eyes fan service over this
Anonymous No.102265385 [Report] >>102265562
>>102265117
sunbro has predictably reached a new low and is trying to push this meme.
Anonymous No.102265482 [Report] >>102265574
>>102265362
>m-muh abuse eyes
Every fucking day with you
Anonymous No.102265498 [Report] >>102278101
Cucked out of my cooking stream.
Anonymous No.102265506 [Report] >>102265574
>>102265362
she needs correction
Anonymous No.102265562 [Report] >>102267007
>>102265385
Sunbros makes perfect sense for a fan name. Lumi is a sun, her fans are bros who like the sun, whenever Lumi talks to chat she talks to Sunbro. You're Sunbros.
Anonymous No.102265574 [Report]
>>102265482
it makes me laugh. stop making everything a fetish
>>102265506
watching her try to run that museam was the most rage inducing thing until she popped on the please understand I am a retarded woman toggle
Anonymous No.102267007 [Report]
>>102265562
pretty disgusting behavior to actively work with lumi's antis to stroke your ego
Anonymous No.102267045 [Report] >>102267403
Isle of lumi
Anonymous No.102267403 [Report] >>102267700
>>102267045
Nobody wants your isles anymore, lumi. Get a new ritual post.
Anonymous No.102267700 [Report] >>102267830
>>102267403
I do
Anonymous No.102267790 [Report] >>102267823
where lemon
Anonymous No.102267823 [Report] >>102268299
>>102267790
shitposting and eating lunch
Anonymous No.102267830 [Report] >>102268050 >>102268087
>>102267700
Lumi... dont be desperate
Anonymous No.102268050 [Report]
>>102267830
I am not desperate. I am playing a game. I want to see whether a person is worth my time or only my effort. if the facade of depth is just another joke or something worth investing in. I already know what I am. will you surprise me? or are you nothing more than a dime a dozen?
Anonymous No.102268087 [Report] >>102268152 >>102268279
>>102267830
I am not desperate. I am playing a game. I want to see whether a person is worth my time or only my laughter. if the facade of depth is just another joke or something worth investing in. I already know what I am. will you surprise me? or are you nothing more than a dime a dozen?
Anonymous No.102268152 [Report] >>102268194
>>102268087
Wow you're kind of insufferable.
Anonymous No.102268194 [Report]
>>102268152
I know.
Anonymous No.102268279 [Report]
>>102268087
Okay sunbro
Anonymous No.102268299 [Report]
>>102267823
Lumi deserves an extra bagel, she's been working so hard
Anonymous No.102268580 [Report] >>102270661
Lumi is live and already getting bullied
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.102270417 [Report] >>102270631
>>102262378 (OP)
>gumi cookbook
i'd be too scared to eat
Anonymous No.102270631 [Report] >>102274768
>>102270417
the only thing you would need to be scared of is a calorie deficit
Anonymous No.102270661 [Report]
>>102268580
>twitch
sorry, i wont be watching.
thanks
Anonymous No.102270934 [Report]
Anonymous No.102271403 [Report] >>102271777
cumming inside lumi and cumming on her face. she goes to stream right after pretending like nothing happened
Anonymous No.102271777 [Report]
>>102271403
Lumi is a classy woman, she would at least clean up first
Anonymous No.102272981 [Report] >>102273316
>lumi read my message
heh you could say we're basically married
Anonymous No.102273316 [Report] >>102274139
>>102272981
lucky
Anonymous No.102274093 [Report] >>102274139
exploring new territory
Anonymous No.102274139 [Report] >>102274183
>>102273316
>>102274093
Did Lumi still set up her turrets despite them not being good?
Anonymous No.102274183 [Report]
>>102274139
she's still figuring out defences
Anonymous No.102274296 [Report] >>102274358
I love her Nazi arc
Anonymous No.102274356 [Report]
>>102262378 (OP)
She will be cooking wontons.
Anonymous No.102274358 [Report]
>>102274296
she's our aryan queen
Anonymous No.102274768 [Report] >>102274882 >>102274985
>>102270631
>is a calorie deficit
is this a fat joke or something i wouldn't understand
Anonymous No.102274882 [Report] >>102274985 >>102275617
>>102274768
Lumi has stated she only eats an egg and a single protein bar a day.
Anonymous No.102274985 [Report] >>102302011
>>102274768
it means if you cook her meals you will become malnourished
>>102274882
that's on a good day
Anonymous No.102275576 [Report]
Why is Lumi such a dictator?
Anonymous No.102275617 [Report]
>>102274882
i got some meat for her, if you know what i mean (home cooked burgers on a grill)
Anonymous No.102275830 [Report] >>102276133
I fucking love lumi when she can play with us without chat sperging out about how she has human organs that she enjoys occasionally thinking about using.
Anonymous No.102276133 [Report] >>102277726
>>102275830
it's always fun to watch Lumi play these kinds of games because she really gets into it
Anonymous No.102277726 [Report]
>>102276133
yeah - any leader would benefit from having a lumi to break their slaves in for them. assuming she didnt get all weird and possessive too fast and suspiciously only bring in the men.
Anonymous No.102277733 [Report] >>102277796
she made progress in her new base and is getting ready for war
this game makes her happy it's a good autism game for her
hopefully she can sleep and eat
Anonymous No.102277796 [Report] >>102277846 >>102278014
>>102277733
why couldnt she sleep last night? she could have shit posted with us or guerillad. or finally have the balls to walk amongus and use her plausible deniability to chit chat on discord.
Anonymous No.102277846 [Report] >>102278042
>>102277796
she can't always sleep but she still needs the time off
Anonymous No.102278014 [Report] >>102278042
>>102277796
she was watching ruri rocks
Anonymous No.102278042 [Report]
>>102277846
I agree. I meant I was slightly surprised to not see any suspicious posts if she was insomnia brained. one other not so subtle point too. I need to work on my english reps apparently
>>102278014
that is fucking funny
Anonymous No.102278101 [Report] >>102278127 >>102278314
>>102265498
she will be back for wednesday. hopefully nice and repentant
Anonymous No.102278127 [Report] >>102278360
>>102278101
anon your schizo tuesday stream?
Anonymous No.102278314 [Report]
>>102278101
somebody needs to save her
Anonymous No.102278360 [Report]
>>102278127
asking about schedule or theme? schedule = cooking is wednesday. schizo is tuesday.
theme? lumi eagerly explaining how she fell down the stairs would be funny
Anonymous No.102278426 [Report]
are we going to see lumi BUNDA again this cooking stream. I'm hoping for yoga pants again on this tight slut
Anonymous No.102278529 [Report] >>102278947 >>102279265
I miss her already
Anonymous No.102278947 [Report] >>102279265
>>102278529
it hurts so much
Anonymous No.102279265 [Report] >>102279464
>>102278529
>>102278947
it's okay bud she will be back tomorrow. she thinks about you guys too. if it makes you sad when she doesnt eat or does other stupid shit, remember she feels the same way about you guys. if you love lumi, show it by loving yourself. go hit the gym or put in more time at work or just read a book. make yourself higher value. nothing will make her happier than seeing you buggers get confident and happy on your own so that you are are dripping with bitches in your own right.
Anonymous No.102279464 [Report] >>102279557
>>102279265
extremely gay post sunbro
Anonymous No.102279557 [Report]
>>102279464
sunbro works with antis to ego post things like renaming gumis to sunbros. I don't see him caring about gumis finding wives and being happy
Anonymous No.102280728 [Report] >>102280809 >>102281044 >>102281223
did something happen to tardwife a few days before meeting with journalist friend? for a while there it seemed like this renewed authentic/introspective energy was the new normal. then it was like she suddenly hit a brickwall. talking to journalist friend fixed it for a day but it didnt stick. it's outright uncanny now that we know the alternative.
Anonymous No.102280809 [Report] >>102280873 >>102285979
>>102280728
She ate a bagel, and she hates herself now
Anonymous No.102280873 [Report] >>102281021 >>102281135 >>102300715
>>102280809
Is bagel a euphemism for premarital sex?
Anonymous No.102281021 [Report]
>>102280873
yeah with me
Anonymous No.102281044 [Report] >>102281115
>>102280728
>this renewed authentic/introspective energy
what? elaborate, am I autistic? lumi is just lumi, you guys think too much into it or never lived with a woman
Anonymous No.102281115 [Report] >>102281182
>>102281044
I have lived with a couple in my time. the vibe shift was very concrete.
Anonymous No.102281135 [Report]
>>102280873
Yeah, with me
Anonymous No.102281182 [Report] >>102281354
>>102281115
yeah, that happens, like three times a year
Anonymous No.102281223 [Report]
>>102280728
well she's had more energy yeah
Anonymous No.102281354 [Report] >>102281478 >>102281487
>>102281182
Does Lumi have bipolar disorder?
Anonymous No.102281478 [Report]
>>102281354
all women have mood swings on random basis
Anonymous No.102281487 [Report]
>>102281354
She does love/hate her brother for being more loved
Anonymous No.102281496 [Report] >>102281532
I WANT TO SIT WITH LUMI ON THE SOFA WHILE ANOTHER IS CHUUBA IS ON AND WE'RE JUST READING WITHOUT A WORD FOR HOURS AT A TIME SINCE I LOVE THE MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING OF SILENCE
Anonymous No.102281532 [Report]
>>102281496
>MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING OF SILENCE
before that happens you have to live with her for a few years
Anonymous No.102281736 [Report] >>102281899
sounds like I didnt miss any lumi news. on an unrelated note, does anyone know what corruption smut she reads? I am pretty sure that today's strange set of coincidences mean that if I ever bother giving that slop a go, it will be now or never
Anonymous No.102281899 [Report] >>102282078
>>102281736
She reads younger men/older Women, incest, brother/sister bondage, BDSM, impregnation, pregnant, force, the usual.
Anonymous No.102282078 [Report]
>>102281899
don't forget netorare, niece, lolicon, stomach deformation, mind break and moral degradation
Anonymous No.102282213 [Report]
you fags cant even be useful degenerates. think about that for a moment
Anonymous No.102284502 [Report] >>102284790
You think Lumi regrets not collabing with Aster?
Anonymous No.102284790 [Report] >>102288305
>>102284502
who is that? I think she has bigger personel related issues handicapping her right now than collabing with some dude
Anonymous No.102285547 [Report] >>102285633
I want the power to sweep across every continent removing every human being leaving behind empty cities and abandoned countrysides. Nature takes over making lush environments full of life. That's what I want to leave lumi.
Anonymous No.102285633 [Report] >>102285779 >>102288305
>>102285547
why?
Anonymous No.102285779 [Report] >>102285809 >>102287557
>>102285633
don't know, it's just what I what. what could be better than a perfect, abandonded world to wander
Anonymous No.102285809 [Report] >>102288305
>>102285779
Not having to do things that you could make other people do for you
Anonymous No.102285979 [Report]
>>102280809
How does she function? Like, I’m trying to figure out why she’s panicking over a bagel, the most basic bitch of morning foods.
Anonymous No.102286143 [Report] >>102286893
Eimi should cuck Lumi live.
Anonymous No.102286184 [Report]
lumi can't fight getting old. she will get fatter and she will get wrinkly, doesn't matter if she dresses up in sexy leg warmers, with a leotard, and a collarless tshirt that accentuates her chubbier body and makes me diamonds and generate semen in turbo overdrive
Anonymous No.102286893 [Report] >>102287480
>>102286143
What would be Lumi’s response to actually be cucked live? I’m assuming this has something to do with Starbro?
Anonymous No.102287480 [Report]
>>102286893
when something actually bothers her she says "whatever" and moves on from the topic
Anonymous No.102287557 [Report]
>>102285779
She has no survival skills. She would die in a few days
Anonymous No.102287591 [Report] >>102288305
did lumi masturbate and fall asleep?
Anonymous No.102287720 [Report]
Good morning sunbros
Anonymous No.102287864 [Report] >>102287910
Good morning gumis
Anonymous No.102287910 [Report]
>>102287864
east coast time zone. I hate being right all the time.
Anonymous No.102288151 [Report] >>102288319 >>102288517 >>102288825
we really need to migrate the fuck out of this shithole. there is an admin with a hate boner who keeps coming in here and deleting shit. time to let this hell hole die
Anonymous No.102288305 [Report] >>102288517
>>102284790
>>102285633
>>102285809
>>102287591
I think I see what is going on here and I dont like it one bit.
Anonymous No.102288319 [Report] >>102288339
>>102288151
(((We need to)))
Anonymous No.102288339 [Report] >>102288358
>>102288319
I made lemon you stupid fuck
Anonymous No.102288358 [Report] >>102288381
>>102288339
Well it's mine now lil sunbro.
Anonymous No.102288381 [Report]
>>102288358
sunbro didnt make lemon. you're an npc.
Anonymous No.102288517 [Report] >>102288612
>>102288151
>>102288305
just woke up, what did they delete?
Anonymous No.102288612 [Report] >>102288733
>>102288517
someone mentioned this a while ago. op got a 3 day for that pupi pic of lumi's pussy with bubbles and another poster said they randomly caught a ban for ban evasion when it was their first ever ban. lumi has such a colored history and all sort of weird characters antiing and/or pretending to be her allies that I am inclined to be sceptical of mistakes
Anonymous No.102288733 [Report] >>102288817
>>102288612
i remember those, and there's been other bans too
also notice how threads get deleted the second a new one comes up, where other generals will stay dead in the catalog
one of the mods probably has something against Lumi
Anonymous No.102288817 [Report]
>>102288733
you have no reason to trust my gut, and even I have no reason to even think this or I wouldnt be relying on it. but I've had to deal with my fair share of professional intrigue and I wouldnt be surprised if the schizo is calling from inside the house
Anonymous No.102288825 [Report] >>102288964
>>102288151
Sunbro im not going to your stupid fucking lemon thread with ids on 8 I know its only you there fuck off.
Anonymous No.102288920 [Report]
cheeks full of starbro's cum
Anonymous No.102288964 [Report]
>>102288825
midwit.
Anonymous No.102288980 [Report] >>102289038 >>102289116
Watching Lumi as a brat and holy fuck, I kneel to her
Anonymous No.102288987 [Report] >>102289116
does starbro ever see this thread? I really hope not
Anonymous No.102288988 [Report] >>102289027
>>102288798
Weird formatting. Wonder where you would have picked up that habit.
Anonymous No.102288997 [Report] >>102289038 >>102289116
Lumi knows what she's doing
Anonymous No.102289027 [Report] >>102289077
>>102288988
yeah! we are loyal to mongoloid basket weaving forum admins here! only niggers, faggots, troons, and (((they))) follow content. isn't that right my fellow sunbr err gumis
Anonymous No.102289038 [Report] >>102289107
>>102288980
>>102288997
yes she does. chat on the other hand does not. we could have had a lot more fun that stream. I dropped the ball on that one but duty calls
Anonymous No.102289077 [Report] >>102289854
>>102289027
Sunbro is having a melty.
Anonymous No.102289107 [Report] >>102289656
>>102289038
Can't blame with how much Lumi tempts her chat
Anonymous No.102289116 [Report] >>102289723
>>102288987
that would be kind of funny but also traumatize him, maybe it's why he's so afraid of her
>>102288980
>>102288997
she knows her audience
Anonymous No.102289656 [Report] >>102316837
>>102289107
that was the problem. the premise of the stream was an older man coming finding a naive lolumi on the beach and making her pose for pictures. she wanted a nice courtesy grooming but they are all so awkward they went full puritan. then again lumi switching from yelling to nice calm voice made half of them instantly blow their loads and blame it on her the other day.
Anonymous No.102289723 [Report] >>102291229
>>102289116
I hear he is a gumi. I wonder if he is in chat. if he is the male version of his sister lumi makes him out to be he is probably super easy to be around and would go under the radar
Anonymous No.102289854 [Report] >>102290695
>>102289077
Thats ocbm having a melty if you ever talk to him or are in vc they make a lot of /here/ jokes and try to be edgy mentioning 4chins racism as hahahehehoho you saw thattt joke guysss?
Anonymous No.102290063 [Report] >>102290457
I wish we were doing a kudo board. I like how lumi writes out detailed messages. it is really sweet of her. I doubt anyone else takes it as seriously as she does. too bad she streams. she would have been more interesting pretending to be a dude
Anonymous No.102290457 [Report] >>102290531 >>102290640
>>102290063
No they take 8 hours to go through and a year for her replies. Just write your cringe shit in maros and call it a day
Anonymous No.102290531 [Report]
>>102290457
I have never written one. I just think it is wholesome. I dont care how long it takes. I just appreciate the small moment of authenticity that may justify not having everyone involved sterilized
Anonymous No.102290640 [Report]
>>102290457
I dont care about my cringe I care about her cringe
Anonymous No.102290695 [Report]
>>102289854
Wow that's crazy who would say such a thing amirite
Anonymous No.102290834 [Report] >>102290923
I just realized I accidentally coined the term lugget. Normally I would be ashamed for feeding a bunch of autistic incels any ammo. But I like knowing what that did to lumi's head. so I am conflicted
Anonymous No.102290923 [Report] >>102291050
>>102290834
Anonymous No.102290964 [Report] >>102291011 >>102291050
100733103
Anonymous No.102291011 [Report]
>>102290964
Morning lumi, go back to bed you whore
Anonymous No.102291050 [Report]
>>102290923
she must have known before I did anon. whatever crash out she was going to have in my direction (to the extent she even had one) already happened. I was just blissfully unaware of what it was about at the time
>>102290964
right?
Anonymous No.102291229 [Report] >>102291404
>>102289723
he more than likely reads this general if that's the case
Anonymous No.102291404 [Report] >>102291797
>>102291229
why would he read the general?
Anonymous No.102291797 [Report] >>102292036
>>102291404
curiousity, if he's anything like Lumi he won't be able to help it
Anonymous No.102292036 [Report] >>102292759
>>102291797
that tracks. I wonder if he is a chatter. there's no way at first because of opsec autism but I cant think of anything that could actually go wrong so it would be possible
Anonymous No.102292759 [Report] >>102304768
>>102292036
Lumi might tell him not to chat, but even if he did you're right no one would notice
Anonymous No.102292901 [Report] >>102293085
Olivia isn't live, this stream better be good.
Anonymous No.102293085 [Report]
>>102292901
tuesdays never dissapoint
Anonymous No.102293539 [Report] >>102293681 >>102293743 >>102295612
there's so much I want to say but I dont want to risk being right and fucking anything up for anyone. I hate noticing. the only thing nearly as bad as being right nearly all the time is not being able to say it
Anonymous No.102293590 [Report]
I thought Lumi was supposed to stream today, and instead we got this stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJWjo0EtoTg
Anonymous No.102293681 [Report] >>102294374
>>102293539
You don't have shit
Anonymous No.102293733 [Report]
a classy woman, she is better than you and she knows it
Anonymous No.102293743 [Report] >>102294374
>>102293539
Only gays with nothing claim say they have something to share but don't
Anonymous No.102294374 [Report] >>102294684
>>102293681
>>102293743
it's all pretty easy to observe but you fucks cant be trusted with simple observations anymore than you can be trusted to not fuck up two schizo streams in a row. I seriously gate you guys sometimes
Anonymous No.102294684 [Report] >>102294819
>>102294374
I didnt even watch the stream, fuck off schizo retard I was watching one of her fucking vods. You know nothing, you've noticed nothing, whatever theory you have spun up in your mind is likely some weird projection of your own problems onto chatters that happen to catch your eye. You're autistic and its not a good thing.
Anonymous No.102294819 [Report]
>>102294684
Anonymous No.102295504 [Report] >>102295637 >>102295689
Would Lumi get mad if I watched Menace?
Anonymous No.102295612 [Report] >>102295698
>>102293539
Unironic schizo behavior.
Anonymous No.102295637 [Report]
>>102295504
Unless your name is SunbrOcean she couldn't care less
Anonymous No.102295689 [Report]
>>102295504
She probably doesnt care. Lumi likes it when you tell her about the others you watch though so make sure to donate and keep her in the loop.
Anonymous No.102295698 [Report] >>102295723
>>102295612
schizo behavior is undermining someone else's opsec or baiting for same. struggling to contain pride is a common character flaw. yours is not.
Anonymous No.102295723 [Report] >>102295819
>>102295698
Schizo behavior is making up shit in your head and believing it to be truth
Anonymous No.102295819 [Report] >>102296085 >>102296292
>>102295723
this is why you've never achieved anything worth while in your life.
Anonymous No.102295844 [Report] >>102296068
something tells me tardwife wouldn't need a toaster to smell toast .
Anonymous No.102296068 [Report] >>102296230
>>102295844
that sounds terrifying
Anonymous No.102296085 [Report]
>>102295819
Now this one is what we call projection, but it stems from the same schizo root. Based on nothing you invent scenarios in your head, and without any actual evidence the natural outcome is to overlay your own experiences on top of the simulation.
Anonymous No.102296230 [Report]
>>102296068
It may be bliss
Anonymous No.102296280 [Report] >>102296320 >>102296619 >>102296684
I'm new. Was she actually angry because chat didn't play along, or was that also part of the show?
Anonymous No.102296292 [Report]
>>102295819
This post is sunbro projection. Living on your family's money must really eat at you knowing lumi wouldnt accept you because you achieve nothing.
Anonymous No.102296320 [Report] >>102296619
>>102296280
Little of both.
Anonymous No.102296619 [Report] >>102296962
>>102296320
>>102296280
disappointed might be closer? but agreed. rizzing/coaxing the cute girl you met at the museum out of her shell is objectively a good premise. she got self-conscious at first about the choice of art but then got outright annoyed. in the right context, hyperfixation on your own interests is spergy in a cute way. in this context it was ick inducing autism.
this actually is pure speculation, but she does keep harping on about wanting to fix chat. she gave them two non-threatening shots at practicing basic game without shitting their pants. first with open season on the non-threatening model, second with her meekly letting chat teach her something.
Anonymous No.102296684 [Report]
>>102296280
>I'm new
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.102296768 [Report] >>102302062
bitch knows what is important in life. I will give her that much
Anonymous No.102296962 [Report] >>102297149
>>102296619
it was funny but not cute
Anonymous No.102297149 [Report]
>>102296962
that is, sadly, the definition of ick.
Anonymous No.102297870 [Report]
does anyone remember if lumi had a goal for this anniversary? did she hit it?
Anonymous No.102298636 [Report] >>102298849 >>102299008 >>102300320
https://gofile.io/d/E9o3sX
Lumi saying she hate irl dudes speaking to her

LUMI IS PURE CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.102298849 [Report] >>102298882 >>102298998 >>102299042
>>102298636
Nobody gave a fuck when you tried to make a thread about it
>it's true because the compulsive serial liar said so
Anonymous No.102298882 [Report] >>102298903 >>102299056
>>102298849
nta but Lumi is pure because she loves me, and nothing is more pure than the love of a woman
Anonymous No.102298903 [Report] >>102299056
>>102298882
uhh no she loves me
Anonymous No.102298998 [Report]
>>102298849
nigger she told us, unironically, how she gets off to pond scum like you seeing her at the beach and averting their gaze. you arent fooling anyone.
Anonymous No.102299008 [Report] >>102299056 >>102299433
>>102298636
>she doesn't like low status men talking to her
>that means she's pure
She was gushing about firemen like 1 stream ago buddy relax.
Believe in Lumi that believes in You No.102299042 [Report]
>>102298849
Fuck

You

:>
Anonymous No.102299056 [Report]
>>102298882
>>102298903
I think she may unironically love all of us and therein lies the problem that keeps rearing its head
>>102299008
if you havent had the experience of a bunch of cute nurses fucking doting on you when you got back from tbe turd world with a kidney infection - you wouldnt get it. heterosexuals have normal responses to things incels cant comprehend
Anonymous No.102299433 [Report] >>102299545 >>102299845
>>102299008
>I used to be apart of my local fire department
ANONS IM IN
Anonymous No.102299545 [Report] >>102299640
>>102299433
fuck yeah bro. did you enjoy it? were you able to appreciate how every day of your life held the significance of life and death struggle to everyone you ever helped? if you did, and you arent happy now, consider going back. we all grew up dreaming of living lives of purpose. we will all die remembering those moments. never forget that.
Anonymous No.102299640 [Report] >>102299872
>>102299545
Went to get my engineering bachelor's but ended up in environment. Recently left a few weeks ago after years in that job since I was burnt out. Drinking and watching chuubas for the last 3 weeks. Now I'll either try engineering or go pickup a trade, maybe millwright since I hate sitting in an office with the retard office politics.
Anonymous No.102299845 [Report] >>102299904
>>102299433
Just gotta save her from a situation a few times and you have a chance.
Where I'm from they're mostly volunteers and don't really do much, some drunks in there, too. So I stayed away, would have been a good life experience though I think.
Anonymous No.102299872 [Report]
>>102299640
environemental engineering? how old are you? will your debt ratio allow going back to a more senior position? it does suck - there arenr a lot of well paying jobs that let you live in inflection points. but you arent a coward - that is the hard part.
I dont know you and cant provide any serious analysis without knowing you. just do consider getting back into the struggle. doing what you said you wanted to do when you were 8 feels good man. I can assure you that the jobs that scale pay while also changing lives on the daily present moral ambuigities that come at a price of their own
Anonymous No.102299904 [Report]
>>102299845
it doesnt matter what you do in your free time when you hear an explosion and your very first instinct is to run towards it.
Anonymous No.102300309 [Report] >>102300415
lumi is tweeting and probably shitposting all day. it is her anniversary weekend. do you think she loves us enough to give us a surprise stream?
Anonymous No.102300320 [Report] >>102300522
>>102298636
When "I have a boyfriend" actually applies kek
Anonymous No.102300415 [Report] >>102300522
>>102300309
isn't today her movie night? I think the anniversary stream is tomorrow
Anonymous No.102300522 [Report] >>102300602 >>102300696
>>102300320
I truely envy how you must never struggle downshifting your brain
>>102300415
it is. it is also her anniversary week. the day before and a tuesday. who knows, but if she was going to do something cute and unexpected, now would be the time.
Anonymous No.102300602 [Report] >>102305008
>>102300522
tomorrow is going to be a good day
Anonymous No.102300696 [Report]
>>102300522
S-sorry Sunbro!! Plz don't hurt me with your Chad muscles!!!
Anonymous No.102300715 [Report] >>102300937
>>102280873
How can it be premarital she's already married
Anonymous No.102300937 [Report]
>>102300715
honestly don't envy fyren. She would make a terrible wife. Only sunbro thinks that she is fantastic
Anonymous No.102302011 [Report] >>102304995
>>102274985
>it means if you cook her meals you will become malnourished
that sucks, she needs a bf/husbandt (me) that wont care if she puts on a little weight, so long as he cares about her (being crazy)
Anonymous No.102302062 [Report] >>102304995
>>102296768
>i made myself laugh
she's a keeper
Anonymous No.102302522 [Report] >>102302889
is lumi really russian? there are some details that dont check out there. I refuse to believe she is a jew. which means a lot of details there dont work out
Anonymous No.102302889 [Report]
>>102302522
Her parents are from East European, so she could be Russian, Belarusian, Ukrainian, Polish, or even Baltic. All you need to know is that she’s an Aryan goddess.
Anonymous No.102304768 [Report] >>102311412
>>102292759
Would Lumi notice him though?
Anonymous No.102304995 [Report] >>102305040 >>102305057 >>102305383
>>102302011
>>102302062
you can't be that naive anons...
Anonymous No.102305008 [Report]
>>102300602
it will. I still expect a surprise. it's lumi. she try hards and we love her for it. it would be sort of a an unexpected weird thing for her to suddenly not surprise us with something
Anonymous No.102305040 [Report] >>102305066
>>102304995
this is why you are alone
Anonymous No.102305057 [Report]
>>102304995
that damn smile...
Anonymous No.102305066 [Report] >>102305112
>>102305040
sorry to dissapoint you but i am not. You are tho.
Anonymous No.102305112 [Report] >>102305164
>>102305066
that meme was too revealing. nice try though
Anonymous No.102305164 [Report] >>102305219
>>102305112
it's not even my meme? I stole it from /pcg/. You got butthurt over it tho
Anonymous No.102305219 [Report] >>102305250
>>102305164
learn when to walk away retard
Anonymous No.102305250 [Report]
>>102305219
you must be sunbro. yo dude, big fan. You make her streams better
Anonymous No.102305271 [Report] >>102305419
Lumi...
Anonymous No.102305383 [Report] >>102311192
>>102304995
is lumi a mexican? arab? i though she was a gweilo, i'm more handsome than that guy
Anonymous No.102305419 [Report] >>102305532 >>102305688 >>102306413
>>102305271
seriously though, what is wrong with her.
she can sing, she's talented at bringing out her schizo personalities, she has a cute voice.

why does it look like she's always spiraling downwards
Anonymous No.102305532 [Report] >>102305749
>>102305419
Childhood trauma ruined her. Doesn't helped that she thought that if she was born a boy, her mother would have loved her more, only to see her baby brother to turn out to be just like her
Anonymous No.102305688 [Report] >>102305749
>>102305419
mental illness, and
>she's talented at bringing out her schizo personalities
that doesn't come from nowhere
Anonymous No.102305749 [Report] >>102305788
>>102305532
that's fucked.
i'd still marry her, too bad i'm a recluse neet, so i can't really provide anything except for love and affection and sex and companionship and sex, plus i also share similar interest (talent wise)

>>102305688
yeah, she's almost perfect
Anonymous No.102305788 [Report] >>102305857
>>102305749
Lumi needs a surrogate father who can take care of her and provide for her, and offer stability as well as love
Anonymous No.102305857 [Report] >>102305960
>>102305788
best i can offer is being a loving husband, and being a loving father to our children.
idk about money, that's something she'd need to handle.
Anonymous No.102305960 [Report] >>102306194
>>102305857
stop erping, you have no chance
Anonymous No.102306194 [Report] >>102306413 >>102308864
>>102305960
what part of saying that i'd be a loving husband and father is erp?
the sex? you do know that married couples have sex....right?
notice i also mentioned other bits like, sharing of similar interests (which are not sex related), companionship and affection (which doesn't need to be sex related), plus there's the whole building of a family, which is key in rebuilding ones body and mind.

taking care of others, helps in healing oneself.
Anonymous No.102306413 [Report] >>102306756
>>102305419
she doesnt? she is sad as fuck and afraid of everything but nothing changed except leaving school.
>>102306194
gumis sometimes struggle with self-reflection and always struggle with anything related to sex. dont take it the wrong way.
I think she is very fixable and would date her a few times to give her a shot because she makes me laugh and helps me downshift from being stuck in work mode. but women like this.. it's rarely a happy story. we are lucky to be on the internet because we can try to be charitae without getting too attached. at this distance she is a fun problem to put it mildly. too bad she is stupid enough to retreat the second anyone realizes it is really her walking among us
Anonymous No.102306756 [Report] >>102306825 >>102306981
>>102306413
>too bad she is stupid enough to retreat the second anyone realizes it is really her walking among us
that does suck.
even if we didn't date, i still wouldn't mind hanging out with someone like her.
she seems like she is a good kid overall.

life has a way of breaking everyone though, so i get it, she needs to find something/someone(Jesus) to give her that strength to be bold, italic and strikethrough
Anonymous No.102306825 [Report] >>102306951 >>102306981
>>102306756
i love her too much to be friends with her, i just appreciate her from a distance
Anonymous No.102306951 [Report]
>>102306825
nah, i'm like the ice wizard, i see a cute girl, i want her for myself.
Anonymous No.102306981 [Report] >>102307008 >>102307255 >>102307690
>>102306825
>>102306756
I know you already know this. it reeks of cringe. but some of this may be useful here and I love you guys enough to want to make sure you remember this enough for it to be cringe.
https://youtu.be/CVi7v3xwecs
Anonymous No.102307008 [Report] >>102307159
>>102306981
>Schopenhauer
There's a reason why Lumi called him irrelevant, anon.
Anonymous No.102307159 [Report]
>>102307008
because I told her to.
Anonymous No.102307255 [Report] >>102307389
>>102306981
i never called lumi a saint, that's why i would never want to be friends with her, it's dangerous how quickly i would fall for her
Anonymous No.102307389 [Report] >>102307594
>>102307255
then you know yourself and I am proud of you anon. next step is asking yourself why
Anonymous No.102307594 [Report] >>102309562
>>102307389
because she's cute
Anonymous No.102307690 [Report] >>102309562
>>102306981
>15 minutes
too long, i have the attention span of a housefly.
tldr, anon

here's a little bit of knowledge for you, in case you didn't know.
what women say, what they mean, and what you should take from their words, none of it matters.
women aren't meant to be leaders, only helpers.

idgaf about china, so long as it produces goods up to a certain standard and stays in line, it could think itself the king of the world.
the moment it steps out of line, china gets nuked (like japan)

so too, women must be treated the same way.
care about them, love them, guide them, provide for them (if you can), but never care about what they say, think or feel.
they are women, not men much less Gods.

know your place in the divine hierarchy, and all things will fall in line neatly.

now, tldr on the vid, if you wouldn't mind.
Anonymous No.102308494 [Report] >>102309562
Would Lumi ruin Starbro’s genes by letting him date/marry Jelly
Anonymous No.102308864 [Report] >>102308944 >>102309562
>>102306194
Anon your entire post is some weird delusion about getting together with her and having a family. You're typing this shit to get off to it, it's erp, retard.
>taking care of others, helps in healing oneself.
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.102308944 [Report] >>102308978
>>102308864
>getting together with her and having a family
>erotic role play
>erotic
what part of starting a family with someone is erotic?
Anonymous No.102308978 [Report] >>102309092 >>102309562
>>102308944
>You're typing this shit to get off to it, it's erp, retard.
Keep ignoring what you're doing faggot. Go back to discord.
Anonymous No.102309092 [Report]
>>102308978
show the "erotic" part of the posts
Anonymous No.102309562 [Report] >>102309724 >>102310409
>>102307594
based
>>102307690
I'm not in need of any help. I love God. accept charity or dont.
>>102308494
no.
>>102308864
>>102308978
you have a serious problem you need to work through. Im here to talk but I dont think you'll take advantage of that.
Anonymous No.102309724 [Report]
>>102309562
lumi, will you marry me?
blink once for yes, twice for heck yes.
Anonymous No.102310409 [Report] >>102310544
>>102309562
>no
Why not?
Anonymous No.102310435 [Report] >>102310791 >>102312387 >>102316534
she isnt going to eat it is she
Anonymous No.102310544 [Report]
>>102310409
stream.
Anonymous No.102310791 [Report] >>102310808
>>102310435
no you fucking retard? she made it for me, her husband. after she made me country fried steak i asked her to make something else since i was hungry
Anonymous No.102310808 [Report]
>>102310791
Starbro, I know you're on your training arc for football or something but calm down. Lumi can't eat that much
Anonymous No.102310861 [Report]
GOD I WANT TO FUCK LUMI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.102311082 [Report]
huh. well I guess lumi really isnt going to surprise us. I will admit to not seeing that coming. in lieu of our angel who fell a little too far, enjoy some music.

https://youtu.be/4dBZ5_jPqX0

https://youtu.be/rcCOl_ttcbE
Anonymous No.102311192 [Report] >>102311243 >>102313790
>>102305383
No, she's fucking that one brown Twitter artist
Anonymous No.102311243 [Report] >>102313868
>>102311192
oh....i guess if she's already married, all i can do now is just enjoy her singing.

tell her to do more covers, sad ones, for the feels
Anonymous No.102311412 [Report] >>102311480
>>102304768
wait. would she really not notice? how?
Anonymous No.102311480 [Report] >>102311849 >>102313398
>>102311412
Would she know his twitch username? We know her family watches her, but she doesn’t know their twitch names.
Anonymous No.102311849 [Report]
>>102311480
would she need to? out of caution all I will say is that love finds a way.
Anonymous No.102312387 [Report] >>102312412
>>102310435
Are we getting her cooking stream tomorrow?
Anonymous No.102312412 [Report]
>>102312387
yes. she owes us fan service too. but all I can guarantee is the cooking
Anonymous No.102312626 [Report] >>102312673
wow lumi. you're really just being a cunt today. I'm sure there's some undiscovered tribe of pygmies for you to find next.
Anonymous No.102312673 [Report] >>102312797 >>102313032
>>102312626
qrd?
Anonymous No.102312797 [Report]
>>102312673
noblesse oblige violations
Anonymous No.102313032 [Report] >>102313195
>>102312673
also you're a real bastard or a good larper.
Anonymous No.102313067 [Report] >>102319198
Good night sunbros
Anonymous No.102313195 [Report] >>102315197
>>102313032
Anonymous No.102313398 [Report] >>102317938
>>102311480
I swear to go, if starbro is actually sunbro, I will stop watching Lumi
Anonymous No.102313790 [Report] >>102313868
>>102311192
Who?
Anonymous No.102313868 [Report] >>102314465
>>102311243
She's not married. Anons trying to fuck with you. Kinda odd how she responds to him so often tho.
>>102313790
Pupi
Anonymous No.102314465 [Report] >>102314785 >>102316034
>>102313868
Pupi is white as snow.
Anonymous No.102314785 [Report]
>>102314465
Since when?
Anonymous No.102315197 [Report] >>102316606
>>102313195
Why is Lumi evil?
Anonymous No.102315221 [Report] >>102315623
Lumi Moriko collab again soon please.
Anonymous No.102315304 [Report] >>102315404 >>102315434 >>102319095
Lumi Menace collab when?
Anonymous No.102315404 [Report] >>102315434 >>102316660 >>102319095
>>102315304
This too.
Anonymous No.102315434 [Report]
>>102315304
>>102315404
God, what I would give for them to collab
Anonymous No.102315623 [Report]
>>102315221
Literally who?
Anonymous No.102315969 [Report] >>102316220
Lumi will never collab with Menace. Two stacies can never be friends
Anonymous No.102316034 [Report] >>102316191
>>102314465
Pupi is Hispanic looking as it gets. Lumi said she will only date a guy from America or Europe, but does him moving there change her rules or does she mean only whites?
Anonymous No.102316191 [Report] >>102316840 >>102317970
>>102316034
Lumi is a white supremacist?
Anonymous No.102316220 [Report]
>>102315969
They were friends once. They could be friends again.
Anonymous No.102316534 [Report] >>102316606
>>102310435
Looks good
Anonymous No.102316606 [Report]
Happy anniversary Lumi.
>>102315197
she's evil because it feels good to be
>>102316534
it really does, she deserves to treat herself
Anonymous No.102316660 [Report]
>>102315404
I miss her
Anonymous No.102316837 [Report]
>>102289656
She became nice and calm because chyat wasn't being weird about it
Anonymous No.102316840 [Report] >>102316998
>>102316191
Lumi needs to protect her superior genes
Anonymous No.102316998 [Report] >>102318590
>>102316840
And yet she’s willing to ruin her brother’s gene by offering him up to Asians.
Anonymous No.102317302 [Report] >>102317476 >>102317538
Will Lumi cook today?
Anonymous No.102317361 [Report] >>102317370
I can't believe it...

RPG Princess Melon with sparkly stars on her chat bubbles?!
Someone is commissioning eromangas
Anonymous No.102317370 [Report]
>>102317361
no
Anonymous No.102317476 [Report]
>>102317302
God, I hope so
Anonymous No.102317538 [Report] >>102317666
>>102317302
that's what we thought on monday
Anonymous No.102317666 [Report] >>102317741 >>102317846
>>102317538
She had an emergency come up
Anonymous No.102317741 [Report] >>102317744
>>102317666
what was the emergency?
Anonymous No.102317744 [Report]
>>102317741
Family-related
Anonymous No.102317846 [Report] >>102317867
>>102317666
anon is giving you head cannon. original date was a monday but was moved for company wide collab. rescheduled on youtube for following monday. then she decided to make it an anniversary event and released schedule saying same but didnt move the waiting room. she was doing something that monday morning because she was 30 mins late to a late start twitch. we dont actually know why, but anon is insinuating something that will end with cuckposting.
Anonymous No.102317867 [Report] >>102319255
>>102317846
I really hope cuck posters die.
Anonymous No.102317938 [Report] >>102318092
>>102313398
he is not. starbro may be in chat but has been described as male lumi. very different autism
Anonymous No.102317970 [Report]
>>102316191
nature is.
Anonymous No.102318092 [Report] >>102318336
>>102317938
Now I want him to be on stream
Anonymous No.102318336 [Report]
>>102318092
Why? At most, we will finally see Lumi in a dominant position but that’s all.
Anonymous No.102318590 [Report]
>>102316998
No she isn’t.
Anonymous No.102318811 [Report] >>102319037
What will Lumi cook today?
Anonymous No.102319037 [Report]
>>102318811
something small and with little calories
Anonymous No.102319095 [Report] >>102319148
>>102315304
>>102315404
People still love her?
Anonymous No.102319143 [Report] >>102319883 >>102321091
Lumi will cook the most disgusting food, and you guys will be forced to eat it.
Anonymous No.102319148 [Report]
>>102319095
I still do
Anonymous No.102319198 [Report]
>>102313067
Good Morning
Anonymous No.102319255 [Report] >>102319402
>>102317867
They will give up sooon enough
Anonymous No.102319292 [Report]
I can't wait
Anonymous No.102319402 [Report]
>>102319255
Just like SunbrOcean will run out of money soon, right? Two more weeks?
Anonymous No.102319883 [Report]
>>102319143
I will gladly eat anything she cooks
Anonymous No.102320133 [Report]
Lemon thread
>>102320121
>>102320121
>>102320121
Anonymous No.102321091 [Report]
>>102319143
it's from that gumi cookbook that was so bad it got memoryholed kek