>having anal sex with mint
>pull dick out
>she accidentally pooped on your dick
>she looks up at you embarrassed and apologizing

Wat do?

The only redeeming thing about this thread is that it likely knocked an equally dumb as fuck thread off the catalog.

>>102327460 (OP)
>accidentally

>>102327460 (OP)
>But I poop from there!
>No right now you don't
>Yes right now I do

>>102327460 (OP)

>>102327460 (OP)
I love mint chocolate

>>102327460 (OP)
Give her a nosebleed. She continues smiling at me.

This could have been a holesum Rosemi shill thread instead.

>>102327460 (OP)
>sticking it in the poop hole expecting to not get poop on it
Try sticking your dick in a snake hole, I'm sure a snake won't bite it

>>102327460 (OP)
Tell her to open wide because it's going into her mouth next

>>102327460 (OP)
Go back to /d/

>>102328517
>Rosemi shill thread
brb gonna bake one

>>102329768
done, enjoy
>>102329831
>>102329831
>>102329831

Mintfags are fucking disgusting

>>102327460 (OP)
give her a uti by jamming my now shit covered dick into her cunt

>>102327460 (OP)
Ghosts don't poop, which is why Mint is perfect for anal.

>>102327460 (OP)
Make her clean it off with her mouth

>>102327460 (OP)
Clean it up with my mouth

>>102333340
*HER I MEANT HER

>>102327460 (OP)
I'm not an anal man, but I'd laugh regardless.

seek help

>>102339567
I don't need help. I need mint's ass

>>102331924
Thought this said ulti, like with a little animated cutscene and everything

>>102327460 (OP)
>Wat do?
Question why and how my dick ended up in her ass.

>>102327460 (OP)
It's just chocolate bro. I'd lick it off my dick.

Face > drywall

I don't know how analfags can tolerate the idea of poopy dick during sex

>>102327460 (OP)
Cum violently.

>>102333340
>>102333367
too late

>>102346454
This

>>102327460 (OP)
This is why you don't eat half a day before anal and why using a douche to flush the asshole is very important you retards.
Fuck it's not that difficult to google it.

>>102327460 (OP)
CHOCOMINTO~

>>102346259
The feeling of fucking a girl in the ass and you suddenly feel your dick become very warm and slippery with shit is amazing

>>102327704
fpbp
I will now bump it to knock another shit thread off the board, you're welcome

>>102327460 (OP)
Get her to finish on my chest

>>102347077
Maybe you should google the proper terms retard.
It's not a douche you faggot it's an enema.

>>102327460 (OP)
That’s what you get for doing anal

>>102327460 (OP)
>Wat do?
do u

>>102351813
An enema is the procedure of flushing the colon, a douche is a device you can use for it. Your reading comprehension sucks.