There is no middle ground. One moment she’s explaining the hoodlife to me in a way that makes sense, the next she’s trying to eat moldy bread. I’ve realized her intelligence is bimodal — either genius or gremlin, nothing in between.

she invented being retarded

>>102453828 (OP)
Too smart to be retarded, too retarded to be smart.

>>102453828 (OP)
She's smarter than many people think, but more retarded than many people hope

People are "smart" about the things they care about, and will often hyper focus to the detriment of other subjects.
For example, my brother is a mechanical and electrical wizard who taught me how to rebuild a motorcycle from a pile of disassembled parts, but is essentially a clueless ape poking at the keyboard when it comes to anything related to computers.

>>102454138
The thing about today's education is that you learn how to be a good natured person until you are 18, then you are sent to college to learn what you want to specialize in.

I think we could cut off a few of those education years and just make the specialty learning thing be done in age 16 ngl

i genuinely don't get her bread thing desu

She just needs to hit her final form

>>102453828 (OP)
This is why she will always be the best, girls are cute when they're a little dumb, but it's also nice when they know stuff, and nobody balances this more harmoniously than her

>>102454138
>my brother
You whore!

>>102453828 (OP)
Bro, she believes the fat in oat milk comes from the bugs.