Thread 102495323

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Chibi army! Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I
>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg
>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/lisanmil/status/1947462802815521202
Previous thread: >>102434192

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery
>Fanart Vault
https://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQ
https://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/
>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Thread template. Use this for baking!
https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)

>>102495323 (OP)
CUTE

Schedule!

The site is breaking for me. I had to try multiple times to bake the thread and to post the link in the last one.

Is captcha completely fucked up for anyone else? fucking again fuck this shit site
Getting a bad gateway / infinite loading like 60% of the time

>>102495898
Yes it's going kaboom atm

>>102495849
>>102495898
Yeah, it's fucked, what's new?

>>102495849
That would is gotten from the board being on fire

if doki ever gets married I'm just gonna be relieved that she didn't end up as an old weiner dog lady

>>102495323 (OP)
Amazing Chibi Dokis!
>>102495849
>>102495898
The site is a mess, it seems that even after the Sharty attack... it's still shit

>>102496437
Saloon!

>>102495849
It would be really, really fucking funny if /vt/ was breaking the site but I doubt it
>>102496232
If Doki gets married then it means she finally has somebody to help with her goddamn brainworms and potentially divide her work with.

Ironically, if Doki gets married, it means she'll probably spend even more time streaming

>>102497210
Doki needs a man who can cook for her so she doesn't order uber eats for 2 meals a day

>>102497480
>Doki needs a man who can cook for her so she doesn't order uber eats for 2 meals a day
I nominate myself, I have a WFH job, a cast iron pan and a subscription to chef john from foodwishes.com

>>102496232
I keep telling people that the dragoons would be happy for Doki if she found a man, but no, they don't believe me. They think we are just some sort of funhouse mirror of themselves and their own parasocial relationships, not something different.

>>102497480
Yeah, me

>>102497480
Entertain D.A.D., cook, clean... That's a full time gig, she needs a stay at home husband.

>>102495849
>>102495898
classic 4chan

>>102497480
i could easily do that

>>102497961
Evil ferret laughing at her friend burning to death...

>>102497480
Yeah me

Sex with the Sloppy Sisters

>>102497961
Lmao

Is this working?

Schizo has been talking to himself for a couple minutes now btw

>>102497961
Can you do a soundpost of Laimu growling
>you WHOOOOORRRREEEEEE
at mint after she drops the grungle?

mouse follows doki now.
I wonder if she noticed the dono, or if she just started reaching out to other charity people

Out of all the sad news, I somehow find it funny whenever people talk about the Immune Deficiency Foundation, they abbreviate it to IDF and that causes some sort of scuffle in the comments

>>102498970
I was already planning to make that, but with the way this site is working right now, idk if it will allow me to post it

>>102499159
if you do one and post it today or tomorrow I'll give you a beej

Test

>>102499346 (me)
Good, I can upload things again.

>>102499281
I plan on doing a lot of soundposts of the collab, I posted the catbox links in the last thread, I just need to get around to making them

>>102499507
Nta but banger work

>>102499507
Nice. I gotta check those out

So let me get this straight
>gura announces her graduation and the site gets hacked and is down for like a week
>gura graduates and the site goes down
>vshojo implodes and nimi announces marriage at the same time and the site goes down
Does /vt/ literally control 4chan?

>>102499957
no, this site is just dogshit, running on jeet/troon coding

>>102499957
I was curious and checked 4stats while it was down.
Yeah, I think it does.

>>102500611
Cute

>>102500611
Cute Dokihorse

>>102502531
Lmao? What's the context?

>>102502980
The Minecraft DokiMinto stream

>>102503622
>>102504238
Cute

Just woke up guys, did anything interesting happened in NA hour-

>>102504932
site is dying to

Doki cute

Waiting for comfy Epic Mickey time while the board keeps burning

Tail...

>>102491038
Naur... But it's funny how it always happens in bursts: I woke up to more drama and had to look at Twitter post times to figure out which drama it was.
Also, while it's on my mind, It took me a while to make this connection, but her design reminds me of pic related.

>>102496232
Same.
>>102497210
>>102497480
>>102498169
>Doki needs somebody to help with her goddamn brainworms and potentially divide her work with.
>Doki needs a man who can cook for her.
>Doki needs a full time stay at home husband.
Doki needs ME !!!

Oh man, I didn't notice the tweets from Pia. I have very little interest in the other things going on out there, but I hope she's going to end up fine...

>>102509024
I've been following her off and on here and there. Suffice to say she's had a horrible, horrible year and this is just the cherry on top. Show he some love if you can

>>102508753
>>102509024
>>102509128
qrd?

>>102509515
https://x.com/PiaPiUFO/status/1947495575982903547 and pic related.
To me it seems that it's at least strongly implied that she made the cut for the new gen (or whatever vshojo calls them) that was about to debut sometimes in the near future. Then the corpo kinda imploded overnight

>>102509752
There's more than just that pic

>>102509878
Best case scenario at this point is if the company is done after Mouse's nuke, the contract may be worthless. But regardless of the legal intricacies, the whole situation is just a gut punch. I feel very sorry for her

Frame up btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dEq3rIQRn4

>>102511324
Dokitty!

>>102511324
ENTER Dokitty!

>>102511508
Nice!

>>102511508
RRAT game

>>102513865
comfy

>>102513125
>RRAT game
Jane Baelz
Has Doki played Zenless Zone Zero?

>>102515748
No, only NIKKE and there is no rrat there...

>>102515748
bae in da haha

she only plays gachas if she's sponsored by them

>>102517009
And "them" means Nikke

>>102517098
and GFL2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM4PxP45aYA

Doki Doki Boobs!

>>102515748
RATA SEXO

>>102517262
Feet game, feet weapons

>>102519328
doki feet?

>>102518894
GATITA SEXO
Would love to see Doki dressed as Jane Doe

>>102519990
Cute Dokitty

>page 10 in 20 mins
Man, what a long lost feeling

Man, going to /uuu/ is so depressing. The people who ought to be happiest for their oshi are instead angry at her and her "betrayal." I sincerely hope that if Dokibird ever revealed she found or has a boyfriend, we wouldn't do what the naplings are doing now.

I haven't slept due to my insomnia...

>>102521874
Goon...

>>102521955
Yeah, I'm probably going to stay up all day today...

>>102521874
For me it's melatonin gummies and chiropractors' videos. I think they're quacks, but I find those cracks strangely relaxing...

>102521671
[-]

>>102521671
Dokibird NEEDs a man to be her stay-at-home husband and manage her goddamn finances. The horror stories of her apartment speak for themselves.

>>102522032
That's rough goon

>>102523160
Yep...

>>102522977
>Dokibird NEEDs a man to be her stay-at-home husband
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1890626381656072653

>>102523363
Hoping for the best and wishing him luck

>>102523363
How can anyone compete with this handsome fellow?

Janny stop samefagging already.

Oh midday stream! Odds on her being tired?

>>102524052
100%

Dokiiiiii Bear!

>>102523363
She's not white enough for that

Saw this posted in the vshojo thread

>>102526895
This is really heartbreaking. I wish the best to her

>>102526895
I stopped watching vtubers late last year, but I had a real soft spot for her. The pain is real.

>>102526895
I'm currently watching this whole situation unfold, fuck Vshojo, I normally don't say these types of things, but they really have fucked over all the Telents

>>102527189
It's one of the few times when this kind of anger is warranted. Honestly fucking insane.

>>102526109
Selenbear!

>>102523363
>>102523422
>>102523483
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1757933816319299831/photo/1
D.A.D.'s theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHcWvqXUQI

>>102523363
>>102527977
https://x.com/hitominty_/status/1807612878515745178/photo/1
Just as Austin Powers' middle name is Danger, D.A.D.'s is Adventure. He's the Secret Asian Man
Oh, Behave!

I want Doki to talk the the VShojos, just for the comfort of having someone to relate to and say it'll be ok.

Badump

>>102527614
We need her to get a bear onesie/outfit eventually

Good morning Dragoons

>>102530780
Perfect

https://x.com/PiaPiUFO/status/1947690339244118107
She'll be live later tonight
Ah Pia, stay strong...

>>102531777
Stay strong, lil slime

>>102531777
I've been watching her off and on since the concert. She is so goddamn entertaining. I hope she's ok

>>102531777
Poor gal

>>102529509
Crowki!

>>102526895
I don't have an appropriate reaction image on hand, but this gets me down. At least Mint's giving her some love in the comments.

>>102532549
This art style is fun for silly gifs like this

>>102535771
Oh yeah well what about this

Board fast

>>102535880
kek

>>102536886
Well the second of the big 4 agencies just died. And this one isn't even going to limp along like niji. Literally all of their talent quit lmao

>>102537467
Yeah, I'm following. I'm sorry for talents, even though the one I personally cared for already left beforehand. At least the IPs are theirs and they can go on streaming without hiccups

>>102537681
I dont really watch any of the vshojos but Im really sad about Pia

>>102537774
Yeah, that too...

>>102537652
CUTE DOKI!

Do you think she'll talk about Ozzy's death today?

>>102537652
Cute

>>102537924
THIS is how I find out? Jesus

>>102537924
>>102538012
Rough week so far

Doki got her Miku concert ticket!

>>102538154
Nice!

>>102537924
WTF? Hadn't he just done a tour?

>>102537924
>Ozzy graduated
No...

>>102538154
>>102538163
Nice!

Doki in 1 hour

>>102537924
Are you fucking serious that this is how I find out about this?
Dear lord what a week

>>102539388
sir its only tuesday

My Alt Doki plushie just shipped!

>>102539580
Nice, happy for you, goon o7

>>102539580
Nice!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2519503706?t=00h51m45s
Doki-Minto mention on Laimu's stream

>>102540260
I love how they all seem to genuinely enjoy each others' company.

Doki will not get married to anyone but a Transfofmer

I think Doki should marry Mint for tax purposes

>>102541331
Cute fugi!

>>102541331
Cute

I think Doki should marry Mint for sex purposes

Doki soon!

>>102541919
No...

I think Doki should marry Mint for meme purposes.

>>102537924
Doki playing a Gibson SG - like Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi - in tribute to he who killed himself to live: Ozzy Osbourne

>>102542282
I'd like to have a custom like that, maybe not Gibson since I don't have a fortune to spend on a guitar LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dEq3rIQRn4
NOW!

Now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dEq3rIQRn4

STARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dEq3rIQRn4
I keep reading the title in South Park's Mickey voice

starting now!

Me in front of the surfboards

DAD...

Fuck this week, man

D.A.D....

DAD is fucking dead..

DAD...?

it could be his meds making him tripout

Dad...

No more of this neck move...

>>102537924
I remember his WoW advertisements along the Chuck Norris ones... I'm old
o7

>>102544814
The prince of darkness is gone, but the night elf mohawk lives on

Hag DAD...

>>102528476
If anything happens, it'll be in private with the ones she already knows. She's deathly allergic to drama and won't approach or reply just because someone is going through something similar. We saw that already happen before

>>102537924
Nooo... at least he got his final concert...he knew it was time

Artists, do your job

I didn't even know Chanel made trainers.

Bourgeoisbird

Maybe the vtuber armageddon was all the Miku concerts we attended along the way.....

>waited until my manager was asleep
kek

>>102544867
Uuuuuuuuuu...

My oshi is the GOAT

Too kind for her own good... Let's support her more Goons

Based Doki

The good ending will not be achieved.

>>102546773
No...

SHE'S SO VIOLENT

>>102547403
And thats why I lover her!

>no fall dmg
Doki...

I love her Mickey impression.

>inbred AI
kek

>Forced friendship is the best
ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEikBm04-FI

>>102549085
MeatCanyon, my oshi.

>>102549085
I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND!

>>102549085
>Naruto (first part) in a nutshell

>>102548098
DUMB BIRD LOVE

Doki...

Some copyright laws are utterly retarded

Doki is..um a special birb
BUT I LOVE HER

She's a chicken voyeurist.

That 100% needs to be a soundpost.

KINO CINEMATIC

Hey goons, I know this post will come across as a tourist drama farming, but I am simply a wisp who cares a lot about Pia. I am not watching doki atm because minto is also live, but I was curious is doki talked about the vshojo stuff at all? I'm just worried about slimefriend is all

>>102551087
Hey Wisp bro.
Doki simply said that it is not her position to make statements other than please support your oshis.
Pia Love.

>>102551087
She said to support those who were going to join and had no clue what was going on BTS when they applied since this is a rough time for them

Kinda wish Doki would fill me with her friendship juice...

>>102551087
She just said it was nice to see the vtuber community come together to do the right thing and to support those who've left.

>>102551263
Same...

Bros...

>doki getting mushy
Uuuuuuu

>I think she's alive
lmao

Does it mean that there's a chance to buy Doki's love?

>>102552117
Just buy her all the books!

>>102552117
I will!

>>102552293
I knew that my degree in literary studies would come in handy sooner or later

>>102552436
Just like in my asian dramas

This bratty maid...

>>102552741
Literally went one cent higher kek

>>102552741
kek

So much dokilore in this stream

>>102552741
>>102552829
My thought was a dollar up but man I underestimated Mint Fantome, my fault.

Family gatherings must have been a fucking nightmare.

>>102552741
H-hot

Topping every Dragoon in this thread

My oshi, Britneybird

>>102553379
RAPE

>>102553379
BEGONE WISP

>>102553379
I will fucking eat you

Bye Doki... Hope the little runt pulls through

>>102553519
You can't eat a ghost dummy

Until next time Doki...

Bye Doki...
I hope DAD is okay.

Bye Doki... loved the yapping at the end

>>102553554
Then how do I eat out Mint every night

GUYS CVOME BACK SECRET ENDING

>she saw Minto's donation
lmao

>preorders to close in August
I WILL bring the retro Doki plushie home, and I WILL proceed to have no idea where to put it, just like the three from YouTooz

>>102553621
Stop posting your delusions here Doki

SECRET ENDING

Doki and Mint desperately trying to top each other...

Get fucked Minki

>>102553853
Sexually?

bye, dorkbird...

I love these dorks.

https://x.com/dokibird/status/1947790761258586177
These brats lmao

69 every Dragoon in this thread

>>102553809
>>102553853
>>102553960
IT'S OVER, MINT

Btw bros, how ASS are Mint and Doki?
https://x.com/Hedgehogs4hent1/status/1947766098755260781

>>102553960
>a single interrogation mark
The spirit of a true shitposter, forged in the fore of countless public lobbies

>>102553809
Nice
>>102553960
I love them so much

>>102554111
Sexo!

>>102554111
Holy Sexo

>>102554068
Oh my god you're so obsessed with us

>>102552117
It's possible to buy Doki's dignity

>>102554068
ENEMIES TO LOVERS DOUJINS

I bet Mint is planning a counter attack as we speak

That fuck ass place owes Mint money too.
Shitty all around, good riddance.

>>102555218
Man...

>>102554900
She's crying on stream over the drama because she got fucked by the company too...

>Minto crying
I am now a diehard, Vshojo

>>102555218
Not going to lie, around the time they had just reconnected I was actually scared for a while that Mint was going to join Vshojo (it seemed very plausible back then) and that they would end up drifiting up again for that

Minto... Fucking gunrun that fuck. I hope whatever countries IRS comes down on him.

>>102555536
>Minto crying
That's it, booting up Cyberpunk 2077 to fuck up some corpo, just to get it out of my system

>Minto crying
I am now a diehard, Vshojo Anti

>>102555693
There's nothing to anti anymore Goon

>>102555731
Gunrun is still around, and when I mean Anti, I mean the org, not the telent

>>102555841
It'd be insane for him to even show himself in public. The org will fade away with him.
He deserves way worse but the focus is supporting the victims

I'm glad Doki never got involved with anything Vshojo related. We can no longer trust any corpos.

What a fucking wild week... and that was just MONDAY

>>102555547
I thought so too, but I was mostly worried about the tension. I knew Mint didn't hate Doki from the pants shitting joke, but Doki hadn't even acknowledged or mentioned Mint up until Wrestletuber

>>102559156
Cute!

>>102559156
Dokimint tummy...

Pia is live if you Goons wanna see how she's doing. Support the slime!
https://www.youtube.com/live/W0gS3Ylh8Mw

>>102561981
Slime girl love.

Oh God... These poor girls, Pia sounds so tired.
What a disaster.

Gunrun deserves to be burned alive

Wtf they held their debuts hostage?
No IP change I'm assuming too

Pia...

Pia and the rest don't deserve this, man

>>102562589
That fuck deserves so much worse after what Pia just said...
So heartbreaking

>>102563401
Gunrun deserves to be impaled on a pike or crucified for days

What the fuck Phoebe was supposed to join too?
2 Fantomethief concert guests were gonna be gen mates

What a day, huh?

>>102564257
Captain, it hasn't been an hour since the last revelation

They were gonna be a monster girl gen.
This is the biggest tragedy out of all

>https://x.com/tastelikecoke/status/1947652248571428917
Schoolgirl Doki my beloved

>>102553519
You're a big Dragoon

>>102564891
I'm glad that she seems to be handling it well, though I can't tell whether it's just her putting on a brave face.
>>102564939
Schoolgirl dokitty!

>>102564939
My bully...

>>102564954
>>102564954
>>102564954
>>102564954

>>102565026
When she said that she shouldn't have started dreaming again when she saw the contract, my heart just about exploded into millions of pieces for her.
The fact that she's still trucking on is so admirable.

Kino

>>102564939
CUTE

>>102565199
Yeah that shit was fuckin painful, talking about her hopes of escaping her awful office job evaporating yet again is rough.

>>102566205
Hopefully people follow suit, she and the girls deserve it.
Her dreams can still be a reality.

>>102564954
FAT FUCK

Ah that's bump limit....

I will bake

>>102567753
Nice

>>102567753
Nice!

Doki showing love to slime
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1947855575167209755

>>102568760
TOTAL SLIME LOVE

>>102568760
Pia LOVE

>>102569118
>>102569118
>>102569118
Fresh bread is up!

>>102569184
Thank you baker!

>>102569184
Thanks bread maker!

>>102569184
Thank you, breadmaker

>>102568760
slime love!
>>102569184
thanks baker