So you’re telling me I’ve been jerking off and securing/funding the life of someone’s future wife for the past 4 years…

>>102496994 (OP)
Yes. How does that make you feel?

>>102497096
kinda aroused desu

>>102496994 (OP)
and you enjoyed it

>>102497128
welcome home NTRchad

Have you ever thought of meeting a woman and having sex with her instead of being a porn addicted simp

>>102496994 (OP)
And saplings were so smug

>>102496994 (OP)
>future wife
Anon...

>>102497128
this but unironically

>>102497128
Based Phasechad-in-training

>>102497198
I hate real women that's why I watch vtubers, that was the whole point.

>>102496994 (OP)
this is true of most vtubers, you idiot
you were never going to fuck them

>>102497901
Phasechads win always winning

NY OSHI'S SON! MY OSHI'S SON! MY OSHI'S SON!

>>102496994 (OP)
Imagine giving money to any Youtuber that doesn't give you a physical product, disgusting.

If you think you're in some kind of weird ass relationship and think you're special to ANY streamer, you're a delusional loser and need to make some friends in real life. They're there for entertainment, not to be your girlfriend LMAO

>>102496994 (OP)
This is unironically true if you watch any vtuber unless you think your oshi is the super special one who is never ever getting married (lol unless she's extremely ugly)

>>102497499
vtubers are the product of real women so the flaws are still there

>>102497901
lmao its funny every time it happens.
>I love going to this burger place, what could they be made of? Sunshine? Rainbows? Could be anything!
>I know its beef, they know its beef... but lets just pretend we don't know.
>If you tell me what's in the burger I'll get really mad and
>go to a different burger place.
They're all successful pretty girls with nice voices. NONE of them are single.

>>102496994 (OP)
Yes thank you for supporting my future wife.

sap-lings are definitely aptly named

>watching romeo and juliet
>about to get to the part where they commit suicide
>suddenly get a lecture about suicide being bad and that the actors aren't actually romeo and juliet before the scene happens
>this is supposed to not detract from the storytelling

>>102496994 (OP)
This is unironically true if you watch any vtuber unless you think your oshi is the super special one who is never ever getting married (lol)

>>102496994 (OP)
Not that anyone cares but I just wanna get this off my chest.

I'm not a s/napling, I was (and am) subbed to her now but I barely tap into her streams. I'm not really parasocial to her, I don't think of her as my gf, I never bought a SC aside from her goodbye stream to show my gratitude, but I've always found her to be comforting. It's nice to hear her voice and watch her have fun with games. Her cuteness, jokes and demeanor are still really charming to me, it's just a feel-good vibe to have around. (Nothing past that though.)

Yet, when I read the announcement, aside from of course feeling super dumbfounded because it's the last thing I'd ever expect to read today let alone being posted by her, I felt an inmense amount of emptiness, dread, and thoughts racing through my head among the likes of "oh my god she had a bf this entire time". Just stuff that made me uncomfortable to think about. And then I scroll down and read all the comments being genuinely happy and supportive, even from people that I thought would feel at least a little bit conflicted like I did. (Not that they'd write that below her announcement, but yknow, any semblance of it in their profiles)

And it made me feel like I was the problem. I'm no incel, nor was I "in love" with her, so shouldn't unbridled happiness be what I SHOULD be feeling? It's a genuinely happy announcement and situation for her! But I didn't feel happy right away. Sure after giving it a bit of thought I'm getting over that and I'm glad for her. But if I'm not that attached to her, why did I still feel like this???

>>102498995
Not to step too close but do you have a functional social life anon? You might have been sad that she had something that you don't while believing she didn't either.

>>102497359
mindbroken holocuck

>>102499251
>n-n-no you're the cuck! not me!

>>102497021
The irony of posting Fubuki...

>>102499354
Holo has actual NTR yabs
Phase doesn't

>>102499529
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>>102496994 (OP)
Wait, are you telling me unicorns actually think they have a chance to fuck the streamer if they donate enough money? I thought it was just a bit, a jest, a mockery of the rare hyper obsessed fan like the killer of John Lennon that can't distinguish fiction from reality.
But judging by how fast the place is going to the point the Cloudflare servers can't even keep up with the amount of posts that are trying to be posted every second, they really believed that and there's not one or two, but probably half of the board.
Hahahaha, oh, what a funny day it has been.

>>102499196
No, I think you're right. I... probably was. I do have a social life, in the way that I've got friends at work (though some still skirt the coworker line), I *sometimes* talk to university friends, and my closest most frequent 2 friends are ones that I've had since my school days.

But yeah aside from that I... guess I assumed Nimi wasn't living that life, so now any semblance of relatability is gone? A lot of people that were in my life are also moving along and getting married, so it's probably just me feeling left behind, and not being able to get a gf in my late 20s, and feeling bad for not caring about it once the yearning reduced a few years ago, so now I'm here.

>>102498995
>And then I scroll down and read all the comments being genuinely happy and supportive, even from people that I thought would feel at least a little bit conflicted like I did
i'm sure many feel conflicted or depressed but don't want to express it out of politeness. i honestly don't begrudge her for getting married and moving on with her life, but that doesn't mean i will continue to watch or support her, and i suspect many others will do the same. vtubing is an escape for me, and i don't want to be reminded of my failures in life, so i'll find somebody else to distract me

>>102497128
Welcome home, Phasebro. Have a seat.

>>102499849
I know that this is probably a shitpost but no, in reality the people who think they actually have a chance with the streamer are a very very small amount of delusional individuals. Most "unicorns" just don't want "the vibe" to be ruined.

Fuwamoco don't seem so bad after all...

>>102496994 (OP)
unicorns really are the most retarded cucks in existence

>>102499994
Hey, if you're being genuine, you might need to get some exercise, maybe some vitamin D supplements if you're not going out of your home often, since not getting vitamin D from sunlight can lead you to feel sad or with low energy.

>>102498416
>food analogy

>>102498416
>They're all successful pretty girls with nice voices. NONE of them are single.
I've been saying this for years, and I love when it gets proven yet again. I would take the successfull part out though, pandering to some virgin faggots online is not being successful. They are just women, and the only thing women can do effectively is to prey and use weak men.

>>102498995
Kek what a cuck, trying to rationalize she scamming her fans and lying to her fans for who knows how long. Look it would be ver different of she had announced this at the beginning but c'mon now, the facts speak for themselves.

You felt like that because part of you is smart and realized that you have been used and betrayed, and you have the right and duty to feel angry in these scenarios, if you are a man that is.

>>102496994 (OP)
Same could be said of the porn stars you were fapping to and near every actress you've ever seen on screen. Didn't seem to stop you then.

>>102496994 (OP)
Who exactly? This is like 90% of chuubas

>>102496994 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102496994 (OP)
societal breakdown in 10 years, root cause playing out before your very eyes

>>102496994 (OP)
it's ok bro her bf appreciates your support

>>102500241
I don't know, man. The board went into overdrive the moment these news went live.
I'm not convinced it's all shitposters, though there's no doubt some of them are.

>>102496994 (OP)
This goes for most successful streamers too.

>>102500714
The actor/voice actor/porn star argument falls apart when you stop and think for 5 seconds anon. All these other professions do not directly interact with their fans on a daily basis. Streamers too. So it's like, no fucking shit there's going to be some men in your audience who are going to get overly attached. It's not the same as watching a voice actress voice an anime character at all, the analogy doesn't work.

>>102499994
I'd say you are still better off than most but yeah reality can still hit hard and I think it's okay to distance yourself from the situation. There are plenty of ways to find fulfillment in life, it doesn't necessarily need to be a partner for life. Get some exercise or indulge in a craft that makes you happy and then you should stop feeling left behind anymore when someone finds happiness in a different way.

>>102496994 (OP)
I'm actually less bothered by this and more bothered by the fact that she's someone's daughter, but both these things apply to all women.

Still, no need to remind me mid-fap.

>>102498995
The problem here is that YOU got got. You fell for it, it isn't really your problem, it's just the innate male desire to listen to woman he likes. That's why it's soul crushing for you to realize she's had a boyfriend this entire time because you get into this headspace of you crashing the fantasy into a more paypiggyness for someone else's relationship. Like if it was disclosed very early on, you wouldn't even have tuned in. That's at the heart as to why it hurts and why people who say "you're just a manchild permavirgin for feeling this way" will never understand or choose not to. It's not your fault, anon.

I am with you bro. When I read the announcement, I was utterly dumbfounded. I couldn't believe it. My life stopped for a moment, I couldn't do anything else but to read the announcement again and again. The worst feeling I ever had. I will never forget this betrayal.

Anyone that have given money to any woman not taking their dick is a retarded cuck and should remove themselves from the gene pool asap.

>>102499529
holy fucking kek

>>102499529
LOL

>>102496994 (OP)
Yes. Did you learn your lesson? Please, my fucking brother, utilize any other form of escapism than this vile cuckoldry. Go back to anime/vidya waifus, it's way less tragic. And that goes for all of you too.

>>102499529
senpai....

>>102496994 (OP)
>securing/funding
kill yourself for giving money to streamers

>>102500710
>scamming her fans
Was she selling raffle tickets for a blowjob or something? I don't see were the scam was.
Retards thinking they owned her as a person because they bought a plushie would be incredible, and then I remember this is the site that hosts /r9k/.

>>102496994 (OP)
wait until you find out about pornstars

>>102501032
Tell that to any of the ex-boyband brats who went on to be actors. They feed on that parasocial shit, and continue to, even after they get married. Nevermind all the girls streaming porn and hot tubs to their simps, many of whom continue to make good cash after they get married. For most people, it's not about the fantasy that she may one day be their girlfriend, but about whether her voice and demeaner make you relax/peepee get hard.

You can make the argument that it breaks immersion, if the vtuber does deep GFE, but Nimi "I'm not your friend" Nightmare never really did.

>>102498342
Actually corpos are the products of men
That's why corpos are better than indies

>>102496994 (OP)
How many of them actually have a viewer as bf who was just obnoxious enough so they eventually gave in? How many of them just fuck their management to further their career?

I wouldnt care if it was a random, but considering the nature of the gig, I dont imagine it is

>>102501286
Btw you can watch vtubers and not be a pathetic simping paypig retard. There's nuance to this obviously. But do realize that most modern bitches are gonna take your money putting on a cutesy voice and then use it to fund her vacation with Mr. Thundercock where he will proceed to blowout her rosebud till it's the size of a sinkhole. He probably gets to fuck her in cosplay too.

Hirasaka Mei is the only vtuber I've ever actually given money to.
I gave her like $2.

>>102501743
And props to Fauna because she warned you years ago with the "I'm not your friend" speech. She may be out of touch with who much of her audience consists of but at least she had the decency to spell it out.

>>102496994 (OP)
Skin color of the husband? I'll judge if I have to be pissed of or not from that

>>102500834
yes, women are the root of all evil

how do you become such a man so famous, extremely rich and young women fall in love with you?

if she is getting married, that means there is a guy she loves - how do you become such a guy? To not just attract girls - but to attract girls Fauna's caliber?

>>102497499
I suggest you switch to AI

>>102496994 (OP)
aaaayyyyoooo dis nigga ACTUALLY, UNIRONICALLY, directly paid for a woman's birth control, wedding, AND whatever gifts she bought for her groom to be even after she stated "nah we ain't friends"

KWAB

>>102502236
He's either someone she's known for a very long time in her life, maybe even before vtubing, or an absolute gigachad since obviously she ain't dating down after all the money she's made vtubing.

>>102502236
Be bald, Canadian, well spoken and stream The Binding of Isaac for 10 years straight.

oh i have been waiting forever to use these
KEK

>>102501160
If there's a female cashier at any store do you turn 360 degrees and walk out?

>>102502644

>>102502240
based

>>102500661
i've done all the tricks in the book and still feel like dogshit. worked out every other day, cut out garbage food, drank lots of water, gone to the doctor for tests, took up a hobby, the whole works. nothing worked and my life is as hollow and mindnumbing as it was 10 years ago. i've come to the conclusion that it's simply a lack of a partner. it's the only thing i've never tried. scared to even try because i will officially lose all hope if it doesn't work

>>102502236
>how do you become such a guy?
Get filthy rich. That's the ONLY way any woman will actually get with you. Gym doesn't matter, charisma doesn't matter, being good looking doesn't matter, if you got those you may just get lucky and fuck around a little with a few girls, but if you want anything more nowadays you NEED to have money.

>>102502460
She most likely wasn't dating down before vtubing either, that's just how women are.

>>102499593
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>>102501292
Reminder that Rushia sold wedding rings as merch while she was getting plapped on the side.

>>102496994 (OP)
Vtubers are real people on the other side and have daily lives and love interests
How is this not easy to remember?

>>102502698
If I'm at a store I'm not giving money to the woman, I'm giving money to the store you stupid fucking retard.

>>102499593
>>102501185
>>102501228
>>102501292

>>102502751
>get filthy rich

But Fauna is filthy rich herself, she is resistant to just be "bought". I specifically asked not just about any girl, but about a girl Fauna's caliber. Such women already have all the money they ever need, so what do you need to do for them to fall in love with you? I bet Gura/Saba has a bf as well - and I wonder how did they manage to get to such a celebrity as well?

>>102502829
You are literally handing off money/your card (which provides money) to a woman.
Also, what if a woman owns the store? Do you inspect every store to see who owns the facility before purchasing everything there, just to ensure you aren't paying a woman?
What about taxes? Do you believe your taxes don't go to the payment of female feds, or support of women on social security?

>>102501160
So I guess if your mother needed money for something she wouldn't get it?

>>102502799
>DEFEND RUSHIA! DEFEND OLLIE!
senpai please...

>>102502803
Third worlders are retarded

>>102498995
>even from people that I thought would feel at least a little bit conflicted like I did. (Not that they'd write that below her announcement, but yknow, any semblance of it in their profiles)
It's just moral grandstanding tbqh
Nobody is publicly going be under her post saying "YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU TRICKED US YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND THIS ENTIRE TIME RRRAHAHAEALHAWA!!1!!!!" because having a or even so much showing any other positivity is considered uncouth
>It's a genuinely happy announcement and situation for her! But I didn't feel happy right away. Sure after giving it a bit of thought I'm getting over that and I'm glad for her. But if I'm not that attached to her, why did I still feel like this???
It's just bit weird, the idea of a woman who've probably listened to ramble and wax poetic about her daily life and interest has had a secret fiancé this entire time is jarring
You feel odd because the situation quite literally *is* odd

>>102496994 (OP)
Lol