UUUUUUU NOOOOO I DONT WANNAAAAA

>>102497430
You should be honored, napling. Just as Dokibird smashed the PL taboo that only served to advance corporate interests, your oshi will smash the relationship taboo. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

>>102497430
GET IN THE FUCKING CHAIR

>>102497641
>your oshi will smash the relationship taboo. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
Yes, actually. If everyone just talks about being in a relationship you then know who is and who isn't. Why wouldn't you want it smashed?

>>102497211 (OP)

>>102498718
You know you’re right I’ll know who not to financially support lol

>>102498924
not when ALL of them begin acknowledging their boyfriends

>>102501405
Or pick up a boyfriend later.
>implying them lying about boyfriends is better
I suppose the winning move is to stop being such a unicorn

>>102497211 (OP)
It's like fucking Jonestown in /uuu/ right now

>>102501546
>I suppose the winning move is to stop being such a unicorn
That's why we have to put them in a reeducation camp, after all. With instructors skilled in treating unicorn-related illnesses like ERB, Dokibird, and headmaster Nimi.

>>102497211 (OP)
No. You may have taken everything else from us, but you will not take US. We will not go down without a fight.

>>102497211 (OP)
Does this entail free government mandated girlfriends? If so I could get behind it.

>>102497211 (OP)
From the outside this camp seems more like comedy central, I've never seen unicorn niggers crashing out this hard

>>102501738
Sounds like hell. I hope the UN sends an investigatory team to whatever dystopia this camp is located in.

>>102502869
UN? Who do you think will be running the camps?

>>102503146

Describe in detail what they're going to do to me

>>102497641
Huh, I kind of wonder what comes next. Mixing 2D and roommate is old hat but maybe there will still be someone who can make some kind of foundational change. Kson really doesn't count as a vtuber, she's a fleshtuber with a 2D version of her real self. Where could you possibly go from here? This is THE anti-unicorn tsar bomba.

>>102497211 (OP)
thank God I never watched her under any character

you deserve it for watching such a boring, talentless chuuba

>>102497211 (OP)
Is this going to be all over the drama channels tomorrow or is the IronMouse situation still going to be headline news?

>>102507921
Normies will be way more concerned with what's going on in VShojo, but most of /vt/'s shitposting is about Nimi's marriage so dramafags milking the board will focus on that instead.

>>102507921
the crashouts here are too funny to not document

Are we pretending Fauna/Nimi was unicorn friendly now?
What happened to
>we're not friends
???

>>102509392
>Umm but I literally donated thousands of dollars from my SSI check to her, surely she must've noticed! surely she found the concept of being the sex slave of a disabled autist to be irresistible! If only I donated my parent's money to her, then she REALLY would've noticed me for real this time!

>>102501546
>>102501738
Holy cucklords. Unicorns are better than you progressive woke cucks. Keep donating your hard earned savings to these independent beautiful married anime women, they deserve it after doing emotional labor playing vidya for you faggots

>>102509620
>Keep donating your hard earned savings
Here's the catch, we never did