Thread 102519660

I have been telling you faggots since DAY ONE, DAY FUCKING ONE she has had a boyfriend for a LONG TIME now. Nobody listens. You all pretend to not hear it until she blatantly shits in your face.

Do you remember how she was in debut? Or course you don't because you're new.

She wanted to go the RUSHIA ROUTE being yandere and parasocial and shit to pander to lonely virgins with the "WHY ARE YOU WATCHING OTHER CHUUBAS OTHER THAN MYSELF" bit.

But shortly after her debut, her boyfriend was exposed so she had to do a complete 180 and didn't go the Rushia route and instead went to the "I'm a chill gamer amirite" route.

Ergo, SHE WANTED TO SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE CENT FROM YOU FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. I am NOT a Fauna/Nimi anti, but this has been the reality since day fucking one that's why I watch her but never gave her a cent. It screams dishonesty to exploit loneliness for financial gain, she is no better than a twich ethot.

>>102519660 (OP)
Ogey

It's a different boyfriend anyway we don't care till she had to fucking introduce it to stream

>>102519660 (OP)
Schizo-sama... I apologize

>>102519660 (OP)
I'm sorry. I really am. I will listen to all dedicated antis and schizos from now on.

I will take care of the saplings now.

>>102519660 (OP)
>Ergo, SHE WANTED TO SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE CENT FROM YOU FROM THE VERY BEGINNING
Based desu

>>102520090
Based.

>>102519660 (OP)
kronii-sama... i kneel

>>102519660 (OP)
This would be a good take, except for the fact that everyone else, including your oshi, has a boyfriend/husband too, and they're all pandering to lonely virgins. You're a retard for singling her out.

>>102519660 (OP)
not wrong, I didn't watch her because she wanted to be Rushia EN.

>SHE WANTED TO SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE CENT FROM YOU FROM THE VERY BEGINNING

Lol, her and literally every other streamer on the planet. Do you think they'd do this shit for free?

>>102519660 (OP)
yeah, I'm the boyfriend

>do a cute girl voice on stream for like 4 years
>get enough money to retire before you're in your 30s, pay for the best possible wedding, your kids college and your grandkids college
She's smart. All vtubers are doing this btw

>>102519660 (OP)
lmao unicorns get the fucking rope

>>102519660 (OP)
We all know it. Sapling cucks were just in denial.

>>102519660 (OP)
Eddy won. Unicorns lost.

>>102522185
I fucking love the thought that donos gave their money partially to fund Ed and Nimis marriage, house and car.
>Giving money to vtubers, ethots and chaturbate sluts
These guys never learn

>>102521984
99% of them make barely enough money to get a happy meal from it retard

>>102519660 (OP)
>tells you from day one she's not your friend
You are an idiot.

>>102522472
>she's not your friend
>i'm getting married btw (on her vtuber account)
You don't disclose your private life to random people anon.

>>102522154
she hasn't earned enough money for that

>>102519660 (OP)
ITS NOT A BOYFRIEND YOU LONELY VIRGIN

ITS FIANCE

>>102519660 (OP)
Funny how they banned anyone that tried to put it out there so retards wouldn't get too attached, now she's openly taking about her marriage.

>>102520090
Man, it's been a while since we had sapling-gets-raped-by-risuposter threads.
One more time, for old pete's sake?

>>102519731
This, a vtuber persona is a not her irl persona
I can still be parasocial with her because I love her~

>>102519660 (OP)
It's always the same. Fags constantly deny the info and lie to those who don't know better, telling them it's false, and all for what? What did they expect to happen in the end?

>>102519660 (OP)
Was there this much screeching over nyanners and aethal, or are most saplings a special breed of simp

He's Black

>>102519974
Living safely is not always the answer. It's about taking the right risks.

>>102519660 (OP)
Yes she’s a bitch, Kronii has always been right. Also, it’s not the same guy…

>>102527125
>Kronii has always been right
Huh?

>>102519660 (OP)
I forgot early Fauna used to play into the yandere thing
It's been so long...

you can pretend women are smart and funny until she tells you shes getting plowed every night

>>102519660 (OP)
Brown Feet I kneel.

i feel like anyone getting angry over this saying they got "cucked" is just pretending they don't enjoy the idea of being a cuck. how retarded do you have to be to think you're actually in a relationship with these women lmfao
you've been a cuck from the moment you decided to get so emotionally attatched to a woman who doesn't even know you.

>>102519660 (OP)
it's because jannies and mods suppress the evidence like it's epstein's list or something
the shit eaters on this board don't want to hear the truth they want to live in blissful delusion
this place is lost, at least with tower you can tell it's filled with people who long ago accepted the truth and are happy for her

>>102519660 (OP)
>> Wahh wahh I dont want GFE
>proceeds to produce nothing but GFE

>>102528318
>my iq is in the negatives
very cool, do you watch movies and series and just blankly stare at the screen because it's illogical to get emotionally attached to a fictional character?

>>102522154
by the time her kid are college age it will be tuition-free

>>102525308
Can't be. She doesn't have any ebonic verbal tics. She showed us her genealogy results for a reason, she's gonna keep it pure white like herself.

>>102528900
That's not certain, considering how things have got worse and worse in America in recent decades.

>Fauna asked Kronii to visit her on her birthday
>Kronii flew and stayed for 3 days
>fruits basket marathon
>watched Mario movie at a theater
>reminisced and watched clips of devour and other old collabs
>cuddled on the couch together with snail
>slept in the same bed
>Fauna was too shy to try on a dress at a mall, so Kronii asked the shopkeeper and bought the dress for her.
>https://youtu.be/NqS7aleMTLM
>trimmed nails
>itchy nose
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOPE-7wej8
>Fauna lost on purpose and let Kronii win for 5 games
>https://youtu.be/Zkvb0-6Kzo4?t=5788
>Kronii: You're patient? oh really? You weren't so patient when that happened.
>https://youtu.be/BeSe4nvYws8
>last tweet, retweet, or mention Summer 2023
>last 1 on 1 collab Summer 2023
>last mention on-stream (Kronii's end) Summer 2023
Reminder that they had sex, were in a relationship for a while, and then stopped talking to each other. Even in Japan, they went on dates together, they signed the wall together climbing the same ladder while holding hands.
Their relationship ended sometime late 2023.
Kronii was heartbroken about it, never mentioning Fauna, re/tweeting her, avoiding her in collabs, etc., Kronii only said goodbye to her in the graduation stream because the others agreed to do a group goodbye.
The fundamental reality is Fauna wanted to try girls, Kronii wanted something more. Fauna got bored, Kronii was used. There’s only one villain in this story. Kronii has no ability to recognise if she’s being used (Sally/Fauna now Kaela) and if she does realise then she keeps intentionally hurting herself by letting herself think she’ll have something she’ll never get.
It’s well understood Fauna is a vindictive bitch, why else would her successor partner with one of the people who worked hard to ruin Kronii’s life.

>falling for the, "these girls are pure and are saving themselves for me," meme.
You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>102525308
Her husband being revealed to be non-White is more likely to drive people into being antis than the marriage announcement itself.

>>102522732
Who the hell is old pete?

Okay but why did you watch her then

>>102519660 (OP)
I did, I stopped watching vtubers regularly since they hired Mumei and Fauna

>>102529332
so assuming she wasn't cheating, is Fauna really the type to marry someone she was seeing for less than 2 years? is she that eager to have her eggs fertilized?

>>102519660 (OP)
Anon, I kneel

>>102527165
Kronii hates her guts and has implied she’s fake, clueless anon

>>102530407
When you're 30+ you're desperate for kids as a woman.

>>102530566
no way she's over 30

>>102520090
>ID slop
I shant

>>102519660 (OP)
BASED BASED BASED

>>102530623
She isn't but she is almost 30. I believe she was born in 1997 or 1998.

>>102529332
>why else would her successor partner with one of the people who worked hard to ruin Kronii’s life
Huh?

>>102519660 (OP)
Grudgegod I kneel

>>102519660 (OP)
YUUUP, so many newNIGGERS are outing themselves today. They don’t even know who Eddie is.

>>102519660 (OP)
Many were warned, few listened. SAD!

>>102531935
i remember when just uttering his name used to be instaban. crazy times we live in. i guess the jannies are too busy mopping up their own tears.

>>102519660 (OP)
But who could possibly believe a man could put up with her?

>>102525008
People had already written off Nyanners by 2015.

>>102529332
Kaela? Can I have a qrd on that bro?

>>102519660 (OP)
Your message was not in vain, anon. I believed you. I noticed how fauna tried not to select parasocial merch and largely never did signed merch.

>>102529332
What did Kaela do to Kronii? Rape her?

>>102532660
Wtf do you mean, "written her off"
Do you mean to write simps, instead of people?

>>102519660 (OP)
>that's why I watch her but never gave her a cent
I wouldn't even watch her if I knew it, your time has no value

https://youtu.be/3vMc5nO-ZCQ

Yall only have yourselves to blame. She have been upfront about parasocialism.

>>102519660 (OP)
I do remember this, she was supposed to be a yandere originally.

I also recall people in youtube comments discussing "ethics" around fauna just mysteriously avoiding mentioning something shortly after debut. She did totally change from being a gachikoi farmer to "basically just be female northernlion because that kind of reddity milquetoast style won't look bad vs what she was trying to do before."

even so, we don't know if it was management who wanted her to do that if it was genuinely her own intent.

>>102533914
Being upfront does not matter.
The intention is the same: to exploit lonely anons and lonely losers for every cent they have so she can fund her own happiness.

She should be ashamed. She shouldn't hide from her ""favorite"" streamer Northernlion, he didn't need to exploit losers for personal gain, he relied on his own entertainment value. Fauna relied on parasocialism, this is an absolute truth.

>>102534414
She has also been upfront about her socialism yet for some reason had one of the most right wing fanbases of holo.

>>102522618
>FIANCE
A tradwife in this day and age?

>>102535256
Fauna is literally the most California-tier liberal in Hololive and I found it hilarious how her main fanbase are right wing magafucks. It's pretty much strong proof that /pol/tards are cucks by nature

>>102535431
Californian liberals are right-wing. You are welcome.

>>102530793
1996. She's already bordering the hagdom.

>>102519660 (OP)
basado.

>>102529332
>It’s well understood Fauna is a vindictive bitch, why else would her successor partner with one of the people who worked hard to ruin Kronii’s life.

QRD?

>>102519660 (OP)
Yeah we knew she had a boyfriend.
Here: https://files.catbox.moe/hs9esi.mp4

>>102519660 (OP)
I still don't understand how that's an issue. You all didn't REA think she was actually going to fuck any of you freaks, did you?

>>102536306
Based.

>>102536480
It's NOT about me thinking I can fuck her. It's her exploiting virgin losers. I just hate chuubas like that; why can't they reply on their own talents for money like Koro, Peko, Maririn, etc

Her intentions at the VERY BEGINNING make it clear her objective is to make you her gachikoi/wallet. I don't like that. I think that's immoral, I think that makes her a whore and that makes her ethot tier.

I have more respect for Shondo than I do her.
>inb4 shondo has a bf

>>102536306
If this was the reality, I wouldn’t be mad but sadly it’s either a pinoy or chad

>>102536726
Shondo is going to be the next one to announce a marriage lol

>>102536814
Nigga, shondo is legitimately broken. If she ever announces marriage I wouldn't care because I know deep in my heart she is not faking being a mentally ill person, and a completely despressed, broken and sad human being.

>>102534708
We aren't all so poor that $5 a month is a crushing expense.

>>102530407
I know someone irl that got engaged before a full year passed of dating her now fiance.

>>102535431
California gas the most republicans in the US, also "liberals" are clumped with republicans now. It's the insane communist degenerates are the left wing nowadays

>>102519660 (OP)
>dishonesty to exploit loneliness for financial gain
Nuh-uh! Clearly you're just a seething jealous sister who is sooooo jealous of my heckin' based waifu who actually loves me and understands the struggle of us men!!! Why should I listen to warnings of these same patterns that happen over and over again that I never learn from when I can instead just call you a seething sister because it's not what I want to hear?

>>102534708
>Fauna relied on parasocialism, this is an absolute truth.
Anon, they ALL rely on parasocialism. This one just happened to be honest to you. How many of them AREN'T?

Use your fucking brain. The whole thing is fucked unless they're actually not trying to do that or, god forbid, attempt to genuinely entertain you and either way YOU are the only one who has complete control over which type of content you consume.

>>102537886
Republicans are fascists nowadays, whereas liberals are Democrats. Both fascism and liberalism are right-wing ideologies.

>>102519660 (OP)
somehow the schizos are always proven right eventually

>>102519660 (OP)
>I am NOT a Fauna/Nimi anti
lol lmao

i'm not even mad about all the money wasted on superchats and merch. and i'm not mad about being cucked. just mad that the schizos are right

>>102535256
Western women in general believe the stupidity of equality and socialism, and because they think everyone is the same this means to them everyone in the world has a life as simple and easy as a white woman in a western nation.
And then Sweden happens.

This is why you shouldn't listen to or enable their opinions ever.

>>102538962
>I'm not mad about being a cuck, I'm mad about being called a cuck
This anon needs some self respect. Very sad!

/vcuck/ is waiting for you cucklings

>>102536986
If Shondo really found someone to tie the knot with would probably just be good for her mentally in the long run.

>>102536986
And you would care if she wasn't that, b cause... You think you'd have a chance? Bruh

Saplings deserve this more than most. So cocky the last 6 months.

>>102519660 (OP)
How many threads are you fucking spamming over this? Holy shit.

>>102536986
this is next level cope. shondo was right. all of them have boyfriends including herself.

>>102519660 (OP)
They are all sexually active women, they get fucked in the ass and whichever hole available by their boyfriends/husbands. This is an emperor has no cloths kind of situation.
The issue with Fauna coming out, is the precedent she could stablish. It is as simple as

>Either Fauna's career is ruined and the other cartoon women keep the kayfabe out of fear of losing their easy money, or she remains successful and they all follow her example ruining for good the make believe experience!!!

They will all fall like dominoes...

>>102519660 (OP)
>Nobody listens
Half of us easily assumed this, and we didn't fucking care, because we actually can talk to real women and don't have to pretend the cartoon entertainer is our (girl)friend.
Seek some fucking help, even if it's from a pickup artist. Good lord unicorns are pathetic.

>>102538962
You spent nothing on her.

>nimi announces marriage.
>ozzy osbourne dies.
What could it mean

>>102540061
NIMI NEED TO BE DONE AN EXAMPLE OF

Otherwise Saba will make public that she is in an open relationship with half Sweden, Dooby's brother will come out as her husband, IronLungs will "reveal" she has tasted all the black cocks in Puerto Rico and so on...

>>102540061
>The issue with Fauna coming out, is the precedent she could stablish.
this isn't an issue. nimi is able to make this annoucement because she's a massive established indie now. you think a no name indie with just 20 viewers will take that risk?

Sapjanny banned me several times for telling the truth and now he's an official cuckold
I won
After all these years I finally had the last word

>>102540155
>Cause of death unknown

It's like you faggots think we care. i will support her no matter what you retards think.

>>102540538
Will you support her when she starts bringing her husband on stream?

>>102519660 (OP)
not a single person would miss you if you disappeared forever.

>>102540538
Shut the fuck up sapcuck lol

>>102540567
Yes, and i really hope they have a cute chemistry together, kinda like nyanners and aethel. she deserves the fucking world.

>>102540538
LOL I still remember the sapcuck cope about how she was now single

>>102540155
>a fucking /vt/ thread is how I find out about Ozzy
fuck

>>102540267
Yes, an example for all to follow.
I can see it now, unemployment and taxes all across the world dropping several whole percentages. My god these anime women may have just bounced us all back from covid.

>>102519660 (OP)
You were right, Anon. Sorry for doubting you.

>>102525008
Pippa is a sapling.

>>102540267
>Dooby's brother will come out as her husband
I unironically would be glad. That woman suffered enough in her life.

>>102540538
>>102540672
N-no you can't do that

>>102519660 (OP)
Anyone with a brain knows every Vtuber girl is not single or not for long.

>>102519660 (OP)
The rule about not discussing private lives unless otherwise made not private by the chuuba themselves explicitly supports this grift.
Bros before hoes, yet bros are not permitted to warn about hoes.

>>102519660 (OP)
We knew she had a boyfriend when she debuted, I don't know who you're yelling at.
Also, all vtubers have boyfriends. Women don't want to be single and they don't have to do anything to find a man, why would you think any of them are celibate? This isn't the 1800s.

rrat: The real reason why Shondo and Nimi had a falling out wasn't because of Holo, but because of Shondo's belief that you need to be honest with your audience especially if your doing GFE type ASMR about having a boyfriend because it's very manipulative to do it, and Nimi didn't see it as manipulative just business

>>102519660 (OP)
Don't they all have boyfriends though? It would be a bigger surprise if there was an actual femcel doing vtuber shit.

>>102546429
No despite being a socially fluent wealthy physically fit individual my waifu can somehow resist the urge to fuck deeply ingrained in all of us.

>>102545660
>1800s
Good ol' days

>>102546662
she's monkmoding just like me

>>102540567
Depends on if he's funny, or if he's competing to be the most boring person on the planet like most VTuber guests.

>>102535431
>>102546397
my rrat is that she had a falling out with Kronii regarding this

>>102551163
my rrat is that fauna cucked kronii by having a bf during the lezzing stint and not disclosing it

>>102519660 (OP)
Fauna died a long time ago. I feel bad for the people that followed niimi but it was never the same. Shoulda taken the hint something was wrong when she left and everyone wasn't crying about it.

>>102521984
Most vtubers know to shut the fuck up about their IRL boyfriends or husbands and do a good job hiding it. Others, like Nyanners, like to brag about it.

>>102552979
Yeah plus the new design sucks

>>102522906
>a vtuber persona is a not her irl persona
it is when she went out of her way to tie the two together

>>102519660 (OP)
>People over 30 expressing their jealousy.
If you are still single over 30, then you are the problem.

>>102540444
Based grudgefrog

>>102522349
This is the kind of shit that exists only in virginal unicorn heads. Most sane people are donating money specifically because they like the idea of them buying a house and car with it, they don't have to learn shit. What would the alternative be anyway? Is it more wholesome if they just buy tendies to eat alone? I don't get it

>>102553743
I mean, I know I'm broken, I just don't like to be confronted with it

A lot of vtuber watchers (and men these day in general) are lonely. You may find it pathetic, but scenarios like these come with a hobby that basically shoves pretty girls that are into the same things as you are into your face. People are simply being human here. You can't expect a good number of them NOT to fall in love.
If you're a gigachad with 5 kids and 2 houses good for you, but please do consider what you're watching

Then again I'm not a sapling, glad I dodged that bullet

And it was a rather obvious bullet indeed, we knew from her Lemonleaf days, her obvious distance from her audience, and her being obviously rather well adjusted IRL

>>102519660 (OP)
I apologize to Kronii and Bae for the shit i talked to them during that time.

I just hope hes white

>>102551854
kinda checks out considering she's said herself she's bi

you must to be very insecure as a man if you feel that your bisexual girlfriend having sex with another woman is somehow "cucking" you.

>>102556573
Holy cope batman

>>102519660 (OP)
The man she is marrying isn't the one pre hololive though

>ENtubers
hahahahahahahahaha

>>102520090
Kek

>>102519716
>Do you remember how she was in debut?
Of course I don't, I only started watching her after all the funny emotes got posted on /vt/

>>102540267
> NIMI NEED TO BE DONE AN EXAMPLE OF
Holy ESL