In light of recent events, I love Saba and am eternally glad I chose her

what if she announces her upcoming nuptials

>>102549540
well she's mentioned she doesn't like being near kids, so she's going to be single old cat lady for sure.

>>102549366 (OP)
Tick tock, chumbie.

>>102549366 (OP)
welcome to the club, here's your complementary cap.
the insomnia and delusions will come to you later.

>>102549366 (OP)
nice obituary anon

>>102549366 (OP)
she stopped streaming for years because she was pregnant and later on, taking care of her newborn, maybe newborns. eventually she'll debut her daughter

she has a swedish boyfriend

>>102550300
schizo

>>102550945
this isn't schizo, I don't even like or watch saba. it's just facts, she had been too busy with a crying child in the room to stream before, now that the kid/s is a little older the husband can take care of them and she'll have more time to stream, if she doesnt stop streaming again to have more kids.

>>102549366 (OP)
If I were to place bets on it, I'd put pretty high odds on Saba having a relationship, and I think she'd be pretty likely to admit to it at some point like Nimi and Nyanners too. No shame in liking her but it's no safe harbor for unicorns

>>102551146
How do you explain her regularly streaming those 3 years without ever hearing a baby on stream?
And you could still hear her water heater, did she put her baby in a soundproof booth?

>>102549366 (OP)
Ignorance is truly bliss. You have no idea what is coming, fellow Kaniki

>>102549626
>cat lady
sure
>single
anon...

>>102549626
>well she's mentioned she doesn't like being near kids
She says that but is obviously a mother already.

>>102551572
Proof next thread

>>102551572
As a dad, I don't wanna be around kids since having them either.

>>102550379
He's like 35 too and has no eyebrows or something

>>102551294
what part of "I dont even like or watch saba" dont you understand.

im gonna rip off the bandaid for you bro. maybe you dont want to hear this but i think you need to. i cant speak for saba/gura specifically, but most vtubers are dating or married and quite a few have children already. i am engaged to a moderately sized indie vtuber, have dated a different on in the past, am friends with a few, and i know or know of many of their friends and contacts who are in the space. some of these girls are in corporations. quite a few of the ones i know are discussed somewhat regularly on this board. id say about 90% of all vtubers are in relationships or are married and are usually living with and regularly sleeping with their partner. the one thing i will say is that its not out of malice. most of the girls do this because they enjoy streaming to some extent and love having it as a job because it gives them time to be with their family or kids. that or because they enjoy the social aspect of it and think its neat they can earn a living off a hobby. most dont view their fans as paypigs but there are some exceptions. they are fully aware of how much of a career suicide it would be to be open about these things though and they are always stressed about being found out. while most vtubers like their fans to an extent they also largely dislike vtuber fans because in general you all are weird as fuck and have such strong parasocial projections. there is also a lot of mental illnesses among many of these creators as well. if you think the fauna/nimi thing is unique then you have absolutely no idea what actually goes on behind the scenes.

>how do i meet and date a vtuber
luck + dont be a fan. fans are weird. once you happen to be friends with one or two and prove yourself to not be weird you will eventually meet others. i got my foot in the door because i was friends with two for a while before they became vtubers. theres no secret or magic. its normal relationship stuff once you get invited to the social club. its a really guarded social because of all the creeps and stalkers but once you get in its pretty chill. if youre a fan though 99.9% of them will keep you at a distance. i dont particularly care about vtubers but keep up with the space to help my fiance out and be aware of whats going on in her world. most of them are pretty chill and are way more unhinged or have much weirder lives than their stream would suggest. wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if saba/gura was married or in a long term relationship and i fully suspect that she is.

believe me or dont. it wont change reality.

>>102552288
Based

>>102552440
seethe

>>102552440
Larping is fun anon

>>102551294
anon theres a handful of ways that can happen. she could have her home office setup in her basement which is where most utility rooms and heavy appliances are. some of the ones i know who are corporate have a rented office or apartment where they have all of their stream stuff setup. they are very conscious about any sort of potential noises. when i first started living with my fiance she was rather annoying about how quiet i need to be and would require me to fill up drinks and other shit so i wouldnt even use the kitchen appliances if she was streaming in one of our previous places. was really shitty when i was sick a few times because she didnt want any potential of my coughing or sneezing to show up on stream and wanted me to stay in the car or garage. current place is much better and we ended up using rather expensive mics with good sound isolation and putting up a lot of acoustic foam around her office to prevent any sort of noise. not looking forward to having to deal with the setup for when we have kids but weve already planned out how to do the sound treatments.

OP is just begging to be ghosted

Why hasn't Saba publicly cut ties with Nimi and called her a traitorous whore yet? Is she tacitly condoning Nimi's behavior?

>>102549366 (OP)
gura will always be the queen of vtubing

>>102553651
kek, if any vtuber actually did this I'd give them a follow just for the sheer balls

>>102552440
Honestly, you partners of vtubers are just as scummy. I can't imagine dating someone who knowingly makes most of their money off lonely people online and intentionally keep their relationship status hidden, it disgusts me to the core morally. People will argue "Oh it's not like that blablabla" but we all know that the ones who are donating the most and buying all the merch are 99% of the time lonely and looking for validation.

>>102553651
all the holos have dirt on each other unfortunately, so nothing like this will ever happen

>>102553813
Stop samefagging

>>102549540
Don't worry brother, that's not happening for quite a while. She and I are taking it slow so we can savor luxuriating in passionate premarital sex and don't risk cooling things off too fast by rushing through the honeymoon period.

>>102549626
I don't know about her status now, but I know something totally unrelated in the past that would get me banned for mentioning.

>>102553813
Yeah the moment a woman gets any kind of male following, you gotta dump her and she must be single forever, it's simply moral

Man they really want this nimi shit to apply to Saba. Its getting unsightly.

>>102553926
Your vagueposting is so cool anon. I know all kinds of secret stuff I won't mention too. Feels good being in the know

>>102549366 (OP)
she is having sex with her boyfriend right now

>>102554313
If a woman's primary income is coming from validating lonely single men while she is intentionally keeping her own relationship status hidden, it is deeply immoral, yes. Any other job where this is not the main source or focus is not what we're talking about, don't be obtuse.

>>102554340
what is going on with nimi? i stopped browsing this board regularly so i don't know all the latest rrrats

>>102553813
its the intent that matters. simps and lonely people who feel the need to use streamers as girlfriend simulators or replacements are a symptom not the cause. like i said before there are exceptions and some vtubers are really shitty. most just want to stream for more innocent reasons and arent going into it for the sole purpose of trying to exploit people. pretty much every job or industry id exploitative to some group of people and its an unavoidable fact of life. it has made me feel awkward from time to time especially when a few larger unexpected donations come in and she uses some of that to buy me a nice gift or something but it kind of is what it is. its a job in the entertainment industry. its not our fault that entertainers are weirdly elevated or expected to have different lifestyles from other professions. just because a girl wants to be a streamer or a vtuber doesnt mean she should be required to give up her entire life because so many people cant differentiate real life vs fantasy and think that every girl they watch, support, or interact with has some moral obligation to save themselves for that one fan, whom every fan thinks they are the one.

>>102549366 (OP)
ngl I will fucking kill myself if she ever tweets something like Nimi did
Even if she's married just let me live in my bubble

>>102554914
My brother... "browsing"? Take a look outside.

>>102553753
sadly no woman that based exists
Even Shondo bent the knee

>>102554914
She's getting married. She made an announcement on X about it yesterday and people are losing their minds.

>>102555093
>its the intent that matters.
Yes, the intent to not keep your relationship status hidden because you know you'll lose out on the lonely men income that way. I don't care if you're a vtuber who's in a relationship, the deception to intentionally keep making money of people who would only donate to you if you were single is the disgusting part.

>>102550945
It's true. Look at the archives. Some anon made detailed timeline. It includes plausible conception date, steam frequency chart. He also correlated it to specific comments and moods swings for a period of almost 2 years.

>>102555281
>>102555344
holy shit, i don't really watch her so i didn't know

>>102555488
Yea that sounds totally normal and not schizophrenic at all

>>102549366 (OP)
>She also had dirt before getting in holo
>She also ignored males for the entirety of her run to please and control her fans
>She also graduated
>She also went indie and had merch on debut
It's the exact same pattern from Nimi, don't cry when she announces it

>>102549366 (OP)
Why? Because she knows better not to overshare? You know, behind the scenes…

>>102555613
To me it comes across as a fan who turned anti after finding out.

>>102555625
>posts Irys
Lol

>>102549366 (OP)
I won’t be so sure, she’s still collabing with the whore.

Is there really so many schizophrenics here who seethe at the cute fish? How do you even become like this? Or is it just a samefag?

>>102549366 (OP)
>Saba
You guys really need to do your reps before picking an oshi if you're actually serious about being unicorns

>>102555834
nta but whats wrong with irys. shes moneyhungry but they all are.

>>102555454
i can understand where you're coming from but i disagree. no one is forcing anyone to spend money. look at it from their point of view: you want to start streaming and potentially turn it into a job as content creation is a passion of yours. maybe its the social aspect of streaming because you're shy, a bit of a shut in, and dont really have many irl friends post highschool. maybe you have a lot of health problems and cant really go out often. maybe you really want to get into video or music creation. maybe you just really enjoy vtubers in general and want to be one for yourself. theres a ton of innocent reasons of why someone might want to get into it. vtubing/streaming is something that costs a lot of money and costs an excessive amount of time if you want to be good at it.

from here you have two options:
1) be 100% yourself and open about your life. pro is you're "authentic" con is this will open you up to stalkers and kill any real chance of gaining a following.
2) play a character to an extent and separate your real life from your persona. pro is high growth potential and decent security. con is you will attract some people who are weird and think you owe it to them to be their wife or gf.

theres pretty much zero reason go with option 1 and the industry itself more or less demands it because its roots are in the cancerous jp idol culture. no one is making people spend money. no one is telling the fans the talent will date them. there are plenty of people who buy merch or occasionally drop large donations who arent playing gf simulator or expecting dates or relationship in return. i will agree that a majority of the people who do drop insane amounts of cash are these people, but this is also why most vtubers really dislike vtuber fans.

>>102549540
we already know she and dooby have been dating for years. they are soulmates, after all.

>>102555454
If you get parasocial, that's a skill issue on your part. get fucked

>>102549366 (OP)
Famous last words.

>>102556153
You're more or less arguing "well, they can't make money if they aren't appealing to lonely men online, so they have to do it because why have moral principles"
It's greed over morals. I also like the false dichotomy of having to either have a completely 100% open persona or a completely fictional persona. Most vtubers are neither and mix their fictional persona heavily with their own real personality, dropping kayfabe whenever they feel like it, meaning there's nothing stopping them from also making it clear they are not going to be your virtual gf.

>you want to start streaming and potentially turn it into a job as content creation is a passion of yours
Great, you can do that without being exploitative. Look at all the successful flesh streamers with their gf/bf/kids whatever with them on camera, they exist and there's nothing stopping a vtuber from doing the same.

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>>102556978
sounds like you're one of the ones that struggles with parasocial issues. yes they will heavily mix a persona and their personalities, because if they are going to be playing a character to an extent for many hours weekly for years then the things in their irl life will leak over. just the way very few people are 100% open about everything with their irl jobs but the things going on in their personal lives will have impact so there is going to be some crossover.

>reat, you can do that without being exploitative. Look at all the successful flesh streamers with their gf/bf/kids whatever with them on camera, they exist and there's nothing stopping a vtuber from doing the same.
once again, no one is being exploitative. pretty much none of them are demanding you buy stuff and telling you that theres a golden ticket hid in one of their deskmats or plushies that entitles you to one free date if you find it. this is a false expectation that (You) the fan implant on them then turn around and get pissed when its not reciprocated. flesh streamers / youtubers are a bit of a different space with a different audience group. they get impacted by this kind of stuff but not nearly to the same extent as it is in the vtuber community which again is because the jp idol bullshit. hell, didnt fauna have that controversy a few years back when she explicitly was trying to explain this with the vtubers and fans cant be friends or whatever the fuck it was? if you like the streamer and you want to support them then cool, but dont expect them to be your gf because of it. you have no idea the number of absolutely insane messages these girls get in their dms on a regular basis asking them to be and treating them like whores. so much shit that boils down to i donated / bought x amount of merch so you should come down and go on a date with me or sleep with me. as >>102556338 said this sounds like a your problem. no one is forcing anyone to spend money and none of them are implicitly saying or giving expectations that you will ever have the chance of dating them.

>>102557596
I have no parasocial problems with any vtuber. I watch and enjoy without any desire to date them, but that doesn't mean I'm blind to what the rest of the vtuber fans are doing.
>because the jp idol bullshit
>the number of absolutely insane messages these girls get in their dms on a regular basis asking them to be and treating them like whores
>i donated / bought x amount of merch so you should come down and go on a date with me or sleep with me
Wow, really sounds like they should be open and frank that they are taken and you're not getting shit from them when you donate to them. You're literally describing the cesspool of a community that's being fostered by keeping relationship information hidden because of the "jp idol bullshit". Why keep perpetuating it if it's so bad? I really don't get why you wouldn't want to distance yourself from that altogether since we all know what awful shit breeding parasocial fans gives you besides money. We should be against this culture, both for the vtubers and for the fans.

>>102558069
idk what to tell you dude. you can say the exact same thing about aspects of every part of society. its easy to talk a bit game about how an industry should be changed but its nearly impossible to change it. if the game exists with a certain set of rules its much easier to try to win using the existing rules than it is to change the rules entirely when you're playing against dozens of others who would much rather win. almost all of the ones i interact somewhat regularly are quite open about wishing they could be open with it and didnt have to constantly worry about being exposed or slipping up but they know that they cant do anything about it. again though the part you're ignoring most is that no one is forcing anyone to spend money or pretending they'll give out dates.

all i'm saying is that its really funny and sad looking at the nimi drama from where i'm at knowing that nearly all of them are in relationships, married, or have kids already and its really sad to see how many delusional fuckers are acting like this is the end of the world.