Oh yes, Mr. Ignacio, your, er, what did you call them again? Vtubers? Right, your vtubers are such fine women. I want to congratulate ya on landing another big talent. I don’t know much about these here uh, Vtubers, but my wife is all about them. She’s a real big fan of that IronMouse lady, likes her charity work; she was quite happy to donate to that big disease foundation 'bout a year ago. No, no, Mr. Ignacio, I’m not too big on parties, I’d rather you enjoy it yourself. Well, I’ll be out of your hair now…oh uh, just one more thing, where exactly did you get the money for all these parties and new talents?

This aged well
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-gaming/vtuber-agencies-virtual-idols-global-streaming-superstars-1235387390/

This might be a catalog shitpost but it's by far the most creative one, I'll give you that.

>>102580542 (OP)
A well crafted columbo post