Thread 102585498

>you are just thrust inside of yagoo's body

What change you make to save company from vshojo fail?

pay the fucking talents

>>102585528
cover paid 1.8 billion in talent renumeration whereas niji doesnt even include that shit in their financial report and phase is not public yet

>>102585498 (OP)
You really could've phrased that better OP

>>102585528
But enough about Vshojo

>>102585498 (OP)
That sounds real gay

>>102585498 (OP)
I would never thrust into someone who is married anon. That's just wrong.

>>102585808
sakana is never going public assuming their poster girl keeps to her word pippa would leave

>>102585808
>The talents are paid
>But also required to pay for their 3d lives, travers to japan, and condom money for shareholders

>>102585498 (OP)
Oh dear, it's consensual right?

Right?

>>102585498 (OP)
Re-hire A-chan and go back to her direction for Hololive.
Stick to games.

>>102585498 (OP)
Whatever it is, I save it for after we've both finished. I'm not talking business if we're having sex. Learn to live in the moment, anon.

>>102585498 (OP)
Disband Holostars immediately.

>Fire all Holostars without warning
>Cancel any merch,events, everything involving them
>Make a public statement they were caught grooming 15 year olds as my reason why
>Use the now cut budget to pay the girls more
>Fire Bae, HoloID, and Shiori too on the spot

>>102585498 (OP)
>close the holostars branches
>close holoearth, it'll never be a metaverse worth it
>do much more thorough background checks on who I hire

>>102586752
It's like a franchise model. You get to use the brand name. You get the basic package and everything extra, you have to pay yourself. You get to keep a decent part of the SCs and merch money. It's a business. Giving everything free to the talents is how you end up bankrupt like Vshojo.

>>102585498 (OP)
keep thrusting

>>102590682
this is why SEA monkeys can't run businesses

I ungraduate all the the talent
By hiring new actresses

>>102585498 (OP)
I masturbate

>>102585498 (OP)
I already thrust inside of yagoo's body every night

>>102585498 (OP)
- close holostars
- more money for the holos left
- require weekly dicking session with the talents
- give them bonuses based on their performance with said dicking
- morale improves because of bonuses

>>102586752
>Talent earns billions
>Anon is angry that said talent has to pay millions

>>102585498 (OP)
Immediately shutter the holostars branch, data has shown they are a net financial drain. They also produce no funny or interesting content. The next biggest waste of money is holoearth, shit needs to be stopped NOW. Relase a new EN gen of GFE chuubas ASAP. They have been proven time and time again to be the best hires that generate the most money so it's a mystery why they keep hiring garbage instead.

>>102585528
Also pay artists. Cover STILL hasn't paid the artists that sued then a year ago over not getting paid a cent.

>>102585498 (OP)
how the fuck is yagoo supposed to do anything to stop Vshojo from imploding?

>>102591818
>Talent earns billions
Source?

>>102585498 (OP)
>thrust inside
>yagoo's body
no, i love me some husband but no, nah

>>102591562
Sora...

>>102585808
>niji doesnt even include that shit in their financial report
They quite literally do

>>102586752
>Spread BS

shut down hololive en
debut 5 more holostars en gens

>>102586752
Down that path lies vshojo mate

>>102585498 (OP)
rehire coco

>>102585498 (OP)
Fire all stupid decision makers and middle managers and beg your bread earners to return

>>102585498 (OP)
>behead all Stars in a televised Al Qaida-style execution
>resign and transfer all my executive powers to Pekora

>>102585498 (OP)
I'd go over holoEarth’s expenses and expected revenue.
If after estimating the future costs it doesn’t make back the dev budget, then scrap it.
Max 2 concert tours per year, one every 6 months. One for the western world, one for the eastern.
Participation should be mandatory for the girls, but performing on stage wouldn't be. Both events would last one week. During that time, the ones who don’t want to perform could stay together in a Holohouse and stream together. For that, it’d be enough to rent out a hotel in Japan for 2 weeks—most of the concerts are streamed from there anyway.
Merch diversification.
There should be stuff aimed at male fans too. Not everything needs to be designed for 13 year old lesbian girls.
Narrative shift.
If you want to work at this company, you need to become your character someone unreachable, but still desirable. Someone people can actually idolize. Not some NTR queen, girlboss, failure or yuribait. Ehem, Kiara and GG.
A choice has to be made: is growth or stability more important?
If growth is the priority, then we need more sponsored content. Even guerrilla sponsorship if needed.
Make a deal with G Fuel or Gamersupps or something similar, brands that are globally available and have their own logistics, so there’s constant access, not just seasonal drops. All the Twitch hoes already have this covered.
Release a Hololive gacha game for mobile.
The card game already showed people want this, but just like me, many couldn't get their hands on it easily.
A Google Play app would shoot the game straight into the top 10 earning gachas.
Dev + release would cost like $1–2 million if we use FGO as a baseline, and it could pay for itself within 2 years if we hunt down a few experienced programmers and illustrators.
Visual Novel + idle RPG hybrid (less grind, more cute interaction)
Random pull, event reward system
Skins, alt versions (New Year Fuwamoco, Beach Mori, etc.)
Audiopack DLCs (special VO bundles)
PvP leaderboard (whose Summer Aqua build is better?)
Global server, with SEA and NA as main targets
Optional: rhythm mini game