I just got banned for making 5guys memes. Confirmation that she gets railed at cons. Do I have to donate a lot of money or does she pick out the hot ones? Mods, ask fishman the next time he messages you and get back to me.

Mari Mari Underscore EN is a dude.

>>102601744 (OP)
Jannies will ban anything but Nimi baitspam

>>102601744 (OP)
She gets railed while Prince reinhard sits in the cuck chair, and maybe gets a pity hand job from hinabobina

>>102601744 (OP)
You have to dress up as waluigi

>>102602880
Reinhardt-sama would never.

>>102601744 (OP)
Still can't get over Cuck Connect hiring some of the biggest cuck meme vtubers out there. They really bought into the cuck identity.

>>102601744 (OP)
you just gotta & fries my guys, you failed at the first hurdle you incompetent fuck

>>102604092
I learned from the 4chan hack incident that the ntr thread on nsfw board is half phase half holo

>>102604400
April fools, sorry. The two events started to blend in my mind

https://files.catbox.moe/i3e7li.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zjl23d.mp4

>>102604031
he's hasn't been the same since the kircheis yab

>>102604733
thanks cap

>>102604733
mari's boypussy

>>102601882
proof?

>>102604733
He was mari's manager also, especially during the joe Biden incident

>>102601882
it all makes sense now. 5 guys means that there are 5 guys using the account to stream. There never was a girl in the first place. All 5 guys with voice changers...

I got banned for telling her that digimon world is better than pokemon XD or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>102601744 (OP)
she's very sensitive about the 5guys stuff even though she pretends is a joke and never happened.

>>102607666
>manager
shondo.mp4

>>102602836
Specifically, anything that makes Phase look bad
(We know who the culprit is btw)

>>102608124
It's Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness and it was deserved for disrespecting her autism concerning this game and also for having bad taste and liking Digimon like some icky weirdo

>>102608623
Yeah okay, you stupid goldfish. I'm sorry your childhood was ass and you never experienced a real game like digimon world.

>>102608259
I always knew tenma was secretly a monkey

anon is mad his not one of the 5 guys railing here many such stories from beta cuck men

>>102608766
>>102608623
Personally as a kid I couldn't afford no games or handhelds or whatever, I played epic battle fantasy on the school computer, every single installment was fun as fuck but it really hit it's stride in 3, and I would say those weird thick anime eye brows Mari Mari's model has are hot as fuck

>>102608766
Is she diagnosed because she is definitely weird in that autistic way

>>102604733
I've been having so many revelations ever since the Nimi marriage jesus christ
Do we have anything on clio or tenma?

>>102609842
They're both clean afaik, nowadays, your best bet is to go for the confirmed hags that are turbo autists. They're typically unwifeable at that point

>>102609113
So true

>>102609842
Apart from Clio being a troon, no

Mari EN is actually a whore abd I don't understand how her fans don't realize this

The fact her career took off after the gangbang made me lose hope in the current state of vtuber fandom

>>102610501
I like listening to her though. I have almost no romantic interest

>>102609842
Tenma collabs with trannies

>>102604733
Is prince racist? I'm okay with him banging Mari as long as they are a racist couple that will produce White children.

>>102604733
I feel bad about being a wizard whenever I have a moment to think about life and how much better I always thought life would be, and I think of all the Twitter roasties and self-improvement gurus who are constantly telling me it's all my own fault, that I'm a loser of my own volition, and weak and pathetic and not worth reproducing and so on.

But then I watch streams or porn and it always blows me away just how feminine and cringey the majority of guys on the Internet are. Why does everyone sound like a gay nerd and act like 8-year olds? It can't possibly be that I'm somehow beneath them, right? That's genuinely not possible. In what world?

>>102610501
Anon, some people want to just throw eggs at a slow dumb monkey. Like this guy>>102611012 not every chuuba have to be goslinged to.
>>102610849
I think people liked that she played along with it(to a certain degree) compared to having a nuclear level breakdown, blaming every section of her fanbase and tanking her career like 90% of the other chuubas in industry would.

>>102610849
You think she scratches them with her sharpened toenails during sex?

mlczmh.png

>>102609842
When a vtuber is revealed to be in a relationship, I am honestly relieved. Imagine a world where Saruei is actually a single autistic asshole, and Miilky goes a day without having those milkers sucked.

>>102611575
Unfortunately for you anon, that is the type of guy that is sought after in the online space right now. Its not that you are beneath them per se, but it's the matter of preference. Chin up and enjoy the small victories and nice moments.
On a side note, as a soon to be wizard, what kind of powers did you get when crossing that threshold my dude?

>>102601744 (OP)
Almost everyone who is at least decently popular on Twitch goes to cons for sex, anon. I don't know why you made it sound like Mari doing so is supposed to be earthshaking news

>>102611873
Saruei and Milky are such attention whores kek. They totally have their pick of people they can fuck whenever but they have to act like they don't so they don't scare away their paypigs

>>102609842
Pretty sure Clio is just a hyper autistic dyke. Shes as close to a tranny you can get without being one. If she was born a little later she woulda been one. Instead it's a ex-history teacher with a bunch of masculine hobbies.

Tenma is Tenma. Pretty open about her life and has talked how terrible dating is nowadays. Thirsts over men all the time on stream but watching her enough I think shes as much as a fucking loser as anyone watching her when it comes to love life. She tries but never ever comes close to succeeding. Which is why she spends thousands on that shitty gacha with the sexy Asian twinks.

>>102612263 (me)
On Twitch, anyway. Both of them are Fansly thots, so there's that

>>102604092
Everything will be alright napling

>>102612470
>Shes as close to a tranny you can get without being one
One day you will accept the truth and laugh about your stubborn former self

>>102611575
Arrested development refers to the state where a person's growth, particularly emotional or psychological, stops or slows down prematurely, often before reaching expected levels of maturity for their age. It can manifest as an inability to form healthy relationships, a lack of emotional maturity, or a difficulty in navigating adult responsibilities

>>102612044
I'm too old now, it's all over for me, anon. I just feel like I beat everyone and still lost somehow, like I got the wrong memo.
Cause Fear, Infestation, False Life, Mage Hand.

>>102604733
Is the 2nd guy supposed to be the boyfriend? God I hope they broke up. I don't care if she's with someone, she doesn't really try to act like she isn't, but that guy acts like a total faggot

>>102613562
I feel like everyone suffers from this now.
From boomers to zoomers and everything in between. Shit is fucked.

>>102612470
>Pretty sure Clio is just a hyper autistic dyke. Shes as close to a tranny you can get without being one. If she was born a little later she woulda been one. Instead it's a ex-history teacher with a bunch of masculine hobbies.

https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite/clip/DeadCleverMetalCoolStoryBob-UxcPsmvWWLXFaKYU

if you can't tell that this is an obvious tranny then you're fucking retarded

>>102604733
they are no longer together.
as per his recent collab

>>102612470
>I think shes as much as a fucking loser as anyone watching her when it comes to love life
Thinking women can ever be single forever alone losers like men truly is the ultimate cope for vtuber fans

>>102614767
bro do u seriously believe sakana would hire a guy

>>102611575
>blows me away just how feminine and cringey the majority of guys on the Internet are
>It can't possibly be that I'm somehow beneath them, right?
You're a loser virgin turbo sperg, you're INFINITELY faggier than they'll ever be
You have no clue what it means to be a man, and you have no clue how to interface with other human beings in real time

>>102614973
It's really different for men and women and you need to get into the mentality of each to understand what forever alone could truly mean.
For men having ANYONE to date is a success, for women dating ANYONE is a failure. It's like all those zoomers who won't get a job because it won't make them insta rich and they would rather be neets instead. Sure if your goal was to get a job, ANY job, then just walking into McDs and asking to flip burgers could check that off your list.
For women, they would rather be alone than date a subpar guy, the same way a zoomer refuses to flip burgers and chooses to spend his time scrolling tiktok. It IS perfectly possible to date ANYONE for women, but that's the antithesis of a woman's idea of success.

That and, Tenma is a little justified since, as far as I remember, the last guy she dated pulled a knife on her and said "either you marry me, or I kill us both" in public.

>>102615557
they don't "date" but they still get railed by chad via hookups or fuckbuddies anon

>>102614831
I totally believe this

>>102611622
>mlczmh.png
What's this? Not the usual one.

>>102614831
lol, just like how ame and neet totally broke up

>>102616075
>What's this?
NTA but i got it to work when i put it after the files.catbox.moe/

>>102616256
Holy shit I shouldn't have asked.

>>102614831
>they are no longer together.
>as per his recent collab
the same way that Sinder and her boyfriend/manager weren't together anymore following the expose right?

>>102615884
he found a new 2view to groom.

>>102615557
>For women, they would rather be alone than date a subpar guy, the same way a zoomer refuses to flip burgers and chooses to spend his time scrolling tiktok.
Yes, I don't disagree, but that's called being entitled. If a someone in need refused any job that wasn't billionaire CEO you'd call him a choosing beggar, not a poor wittle victim. That's precisely why it's cope to think women can be lonely like men.

>>102615471
Must be a good thing.

>>102604733
>https://files.catbox.moe/i3e7li.mp4
Is this the vtuber equivalent of outing a closeted gay?

>>102617894
the missing context is that this was like 2021 or 22 when they we not hiding anything and all parties were still small channels. so at the time, no.

>>102614973
I agree but it doesn't really change what I said. Shes openly talked about a pretty extensive history of really terrible dating experiences and her weird habits that are just as pathetic if not even more so then the people who watch her.

>shit from years ago
>haha they totally fuck now
ok and? explain to me in non cuck terms

>>102615236
Why not?

>>102601744 (OP)
>confirmation
But we all already KNEW that, two fucking years ago.

>>102604092
Nimi sucks because she's been lying and monogamous
Mari is great because if she's a slut, all of us have a shot at hitting

>>102614474
There was a different clip he didn't post for some reason where mari is calling him cute, which is more explicit than this, no idea why he didn't post it.

Anyway I don't think anyone (I would hope?) unicorns for Ms. 5guys.

>>102611622

h-h-hot

>>102609842
Clio was an olympic athlete who did steroids and had a high sex drive, as most gym chicks do. Tenma hates parasocials, you can draw what you want from that.

>>102612263
Who the fuck is unicorning for Saruei the french bitch? Why are vtuber gachis so pathetic. Have some self-respect and stop falling for whores.

>>102621765
this fucking bullshit again lmao

>>102617057
Also women always overrate themselves simply because they've got a vagina. Some divorced chick was hitting on me at my last office job, her ex-husband worked at the same company. It was like she was trying to draw me into some drama vortex, not realizing I wanted no part of it.

>>102621863
Are you unicorning for someone who sounds like Dr. Girlfriend? Tsk tsk.

>>102621699
i'm not much of a feet guy but those certainly are unique toenails

>>102617894
Man nyanners sounds literally retarded.

Still not sure if people believe the 5guys thing cause they want to or cause it's legit. Give more info, I'm curious, seems unlikely even for cons. None of the guys have spoken out?

>>102614973
My sister is an autistic shut-in neet with extreme agoraphobia and anxiety/depression who never leaves her room. She doesn't use social media (of any kind) and has 2 friend on Discord (I'm one of them) and no friends on Steam. She's absolutely gorgeous but she just cannot into people whatsoever.

I've even suggested vtubing to her as she wouldn't have to show her face but she shut that shit down immediately because she'd still struggle to talk/entertain a crowd and she says she doesn't want to feel like she's leading guys on when she's a raging dyke. And kinda racist, so she worries about that coming out.

tl;dr- yes, autistic girlfailure loners do exist. You just won't ever know you're dealing with one because they don't generally open themselves to interaction like "teehee I'm so shy uwu" egirls do.

>>102623643
I'll date your sister.

>>102601744 (OP)
JOE BIDEN
ANON CHAT BANNIN

>>102624055
I'm sure a lot of people would if she'd just stop playing vidya, watching Fuwamoco and actually get out of the house or at least socialize with people online but I don't see it happening. She's been like this for ~7 years.

>>102610849
Qrd?

>>102623643
So your sister literally can't function as a member of society due to how mentally ill she is, with her having a crippling fear of people and never leaving her room, is gorgeous, and to top it all off she is a lesbian? I mean, yeah, I guess that's what it takes for a "femcel" to exist, being the literal 0.0001% of mental illness to the point you can't meet anyone at all and gay. I'm sure that applies to everyone.

>>102623643
I'll date your sister

>>102615471
dang bro go to advice

>>102621824
I assure you some people genuinely believe Saruei's bitching about being single is true. They are fools and there is no hope for them

>>102624686
There are ~8+ billion people on the planet. 0.0001% of people is still almost a thousand. Cut that in half for specifically women and you get about 500. That's still a significant number.

My point wasn't that they're all gonna be like that, just that they do exist. I dunno why we need to argue about it.

>>102610849
Actually it was when she said the n word. Same with pippa. They're both frauds.

>>102604733
>dtubers

>>102611575
>>102604733
After nyanners came out saying Athelstan was her boyfriend, everyone was saying Athelstan was a gymrat with a Chad-face but he's actually a skinnyfat faggot who looks like Mr. Beast

>>102625106
>My point wasn't that they're all gonna be like that, just that they do exist. I dunno why we need to argue about it.
Yes, you've destroyed my hyperbole. I can now amend my position:
Women can never be single forever alone loser like men... except anon's hot autistic lesbian sister and other 500 similar women out there. Now the final cope is that someone's oshi is among those 501 hot autistic lesbians. Thanks for providing some hope, anon. It's very much needed in this fucked up world.

>>102623643
>when she's a raging dyke
a good dicking from her dear brother will fix that right quick

>>102624632
I relate to that a lot. Never socializing even online is another level.

>>102612470
>Clio is just a hyper autistic dyke
too bad she doesn't also have raging daddy issues so strong they override her sexuality

>>102623643
Only retards would want your sister anon, anyone saying otherwise hasn’t been around women long enough

>>102625382
I know you're still just being facetious but having hope really is all you can do, bro. I have hope that she'll one day get better even though I doubt it. She's funny, beautiful, smart and a genuine joy to talk to and it breaks my heart living with her and seeing her waste away like that.

I'm with you on the world being cruel, miserable and fucked up. I was an extreme loser all my life and I still got a girlfriend eventually. I still try not to think about her cheating on me because women but... what else can I do? Just go foreveralone? Sure, I lived that for 20 years. But I'm just gonna make the most of it for as long as it lasts.

We're all retarded failures one way or another. That's the human condition. I'm praying for you anon.

Stop arguing about anon's sister and give QRD on mari 5guys

Jellycucks...
https://youtu.be/OMuYX2zbuNU?t=9768
>You've held hands?
>I haven't
https://youtu.be/OMuYX2zbuNU?t=9668
95 rice purity test.
Reminder. Jelly fucked her first bf on japan trip while she was sexting with that viet guy
around 2 hours 13 minutes she talks about how she was in a relationship but was fantasizing about another guy (that eventually she got together with)
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
Her minecraft stream with that viet boyfriend
She is a lying pathetic cheating whore. And you clowns are running damage control for her like you have any chance to dick her. Cucks. Boyfriend connect is real.
This pic is from her alt twitter btw

>>102625720
her retarded friend told a big story of her own accounting about how she was at a con with mari and she was leaving their hotel room to do stuff on her own and mari told her not to come back to the motel room for a while and she didn't listen and came back early and she said mari was there like 5 or 6 guys and they were playing mario party or something but mari took a long time to come to the door and she implied heavily a bunch of other stuff in a salacious like "haha I'd tell you but I'm already saying too much teehee" (she was really, really fucking mari over by telling the story the way she did in the first place, she was telling without telling, all for views and attention)

that and a bunch of other circumstantial evidence points to like a con gangbang/orgy (anime cons are massive orgy and gangbang/fling hookup spots and always have been)

>>102625720
>She went to con with some other chick
>She texts other chick to text her before she gets back to hotel
>Other chick gets drunk and forgets
>Walks in with her and 5 other dudes in the hotel

>>102625648
I can't tell if you're serious or not, good job.

>>102625618
Yep. She even used to play a couple of MMOs and I'm pretty sure she just said "hi" and "bye" to her dungeon/raid groups and never joined any guilds or whatever. She doesn't talk in stream chats or post /here/ even though I know she lurks a few boards. (If you're reading, hi.)

>>102625720
My bad for hijacking. The rrat was she got gangbanged at a con or something. I forgot the details.

>>102625909
Man I used to solo everything because even joining dungeon/raid groups was too much for me. What MMOs does your sister like?

>>102611575
Yes you are beneath them according to society's standards. You can ignore what society deems as "normal" and go on with your life. Or adhere to society's standards. Adapt or be left in the dust. That is the modern "survival of the fittest", fittest doesn't just mean physical fitness per se but includes economic factors (how rich you are). You can keep seething and thinking those men are beneath you while you get no bitches. Or improve yourself (physically, financially, mentally) to find happiness as per society dictates. Or you can pay for a hooker and get your satisfaction temporarily. Or you can acknowledge all is lost and settle down knowing you'll die alone because you cannot be bothered to follow society's rules and standards (this is what I'll be doing). That's the harsh truth bro.

>>102625833
>that and a bunch of other circumstantial evidence points to like a con gangbang/orgy (anime cons are massive orgy and gangbang/fling hookup spots and always have been)
I still don't understand this. I should go to a con sometime. Whenever I see videos of cons they always look filled with ugly, fat, sweaty and gross fucks, I can't imagine those people arranging gangbangs. Is it literally some lowkey prostitution type shit?

>>102626087
She was big into FF14 for a long time. She had a lot of FF merch stuff, plushies, posters etc. Autistic hyperfixation shit. She asked me to play with her and I did for a few months but eh it just wasn't for me. I think she quit last summer though because she didn't wanna talk about it anymore when I asked how it was going and she's hidden away all of the toys and stuff in her wardrobe/drawers. I think she plays WoW now but I'm not sure.

>>102626480
Damn, I liked FFXIV but square enix kind of screwed me over. I've been trying to get back into ESO. Just today, in fact.

I would be friends with your sister. I'm brazilian though.

>>102626480
>big into ffxiv
For sure she modded the fuck out of her character
>left ffxiv to play wow
Oh no…

Call me willfully ignorant but I legitimately think the 5 guys thing was just her friend trolling. Mainly because from all the streams I've watched, Mari comes off as the polar opposite to the type of girl who'd get a train run on her. She seems like she's got too much self respect to just be giving it away like that.

>>102626671
I'm just not really an MMO kinda guy I guess. I get burnt out/bored too easily. I dunno all of her feelings on random races, the only ones she's slipped to me on are blacks, Jews and Muslims (they're not races but you know what I mean.)

It was funny hearing her argue with our grandparents about the Israel war shit. I don't give a shit about politics. I just like watching vtubers.

>>102626101

I meet the 3 6's meme and women don't talk to me. Self-improvement is a thing people tell you to do when they don't know what they're talking about.

>>102626175
Nah, it's where the few 7+/10 girls get railed by the dudebros that have seen 1 season of AoT and JJK. Basically Chads get easy weeb pussy at cons and the average otaku tells stories about it afterwards. The mid tier girls do often get trashed and will fuck any guy willing to take her to their room but the con orgy stuff isn't really at the anime cons.

Also worth mentioning that Mari is definitely autistic enough to invite strangers into her hotel room to play Mario Party.

>>102627261
Sounds like something a robot would say

>>102604031
It honestly wouldn't have been Prince's first time in the cuck chair.

>>102627346
Well, it's accurate.

>>102627341
You know you do make a good point, her pokemon tism is that bad

>>102601744 (OP)
I've made 5guys jokes on her stream and never gotten banned. Your joke was probably just shit.
also reminder that nobody in that story ever said it was 5 guys, just 5 people. cuckposters just made up a rrat and people uncritically rolled with it

>>102627423
You sure you’re not a /r9k/ poster? A lot of them folks are legitimately the worst posters on the site and doom about everything

>>102625720
>>102625833
>>102625861
>there like 5 or 6 guys
>her and 5 other dudes
once again, there is not a single clip where it is stated these people were men. I challenge you to find one

>>102627666
I haven't darkened their door in at least 7 years.

>>102625634
I'm desperate enough for a woman that shares my hobbies that I'd settle for a lot.
if you are into video games, anime, and vtubers and aren't fat you are essentially in the top 1% of women. women like that get snatched up quick and unless the man is retarded and doesn't understand how lucky they are they probably aren't letting go of them

Phase exists and a bunch of losers are seething the thread.

>>102626480
>>102626671
>>102626882
ffxiv is unironically one of your better bets for meeting girls. yeah, half of them have cocks, but you still have a sizable amount of real women once you filter them out. it's a shame the game is on a downturn.
there are girls who play wow as well but women like playing as pretty girls and wow hasn't added any beautiful races since tbc for some fucking reason. every girl I know who plays wow plays a nelf or a belf, you think blizzard would get the hint

>>102628172
Yea I been in my ffxiv guild (fc) for like 10 years and a few of us have gotten married to each other, had kids, or just dating.

>>102628688
that's nice. I have a pretty tight-knit guild in wow I've been with for 10+ years as well but it can be a bit of a sausage fest. there are a few girls but not many and they all have husbands or fiances

>>102628172
>you think blizzard would get the hint
Yeah, girls like looking attractive. Big shock. Everyone is surprised for some fucking reason. I mean hell my shut-in sister with no friends still wears makeup when it's just me, her and our mum in the house "because it makes her feel better about herself". I mean that's probably why she loved FF so much. I know there's a huge modding scene for it like that one anon earlier said.

But no, companies seem to think women want to play fat/ugly/bald/masculine female characters. I mean just look at chuubas - nobody (normal) gives themselves a model that's fucking disgusting or hideously obese.

>>102629007
>companies seem to think women want to play fat/ugly/bald/masculine female characters
I'm not an antiwoke mouthbreather who thinks everything bad in gaming is a result of tranny california boogeymen but I think this is mostly a consequence of 2010s millenial feminism. I think we're gradually seeing a vibe shift back to having pretty women in western games thanks to asian games doing it with zero pushback, but I think it's taking awhile for wow to catchup

>>102629256
>vibe shift back to having pretty women in western games
Finally... Nature is healing.
After she's finished pushing out her husband's babies, kek.

>>102622842
>Still not sure if people believe the 5guys thing cause they want to or cause it's legit.
It's absolutely the former, she was just playing Mario Kart with 5 acquaintances/friends of hers
>None of the guys have spoken out?
Uwo's Lab was there and IIRC he laughed about the fact that such a nothing event somehow turned into a meme

>>102627492
>her pokemon tism is that bad
it really is https://youtu.be/cw7-ufXMbHc?t=4592

>>102629507
>just playing Mario Kart with 5 acquaintances/friends of hers
I usually skip this part...
love from India