>Her job is to play video games
>She will have men lusting after her
>She would probably play along for those superchats
>She would publicly either lie that you don't exist or ignore you
>You would get undeserved hate if people found out you exist
The more I think about it, the worse it gets. Think of dating a somewhat popular OnlyFans model.
I'm really not trying to sound like the grapes are sour over there, I'm not emotionally invested enough in any vtuber.
Would you honestly date a vtuber?

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>>102639523 (OP)
>You would get undeserved hate if people found out you exist
Are you telling me that you wouldn't gloat at those impotently enraged loser cucks? They can do NOTHING to you.

>>102639576
But that would hurt your wife's career.

>>102639626
Well, if she's prioritizing her career over me, she can always fuck off and divorce me

>>102639685
You sound like a lovely husband. Anyone would be lucky to have you

>>102639523 (OP)
Oh yeah, I dream of nothing else than to marry a woman whose job is to sit on her ass for hours a day and do nothing but lie.

>>102639523 (OP)
I would gladly marry Mio and give her the children she deserves before it's too late

>>102639784
Yeah. I'm allowing you to leave on your own terms. You know what i could do instead? Beat the everloving SHIT out of you. You'd prefer that?

>>102639559
>average vtuber enjoyer

>>102639523 (OP)
>Her job is to play video games
How is that bad?
>She will have men lusting after her
No, they're lusting after an anime avatar.
>She would probably play along for those superchats
And she'll use that money for condoms and erotic underwear.
>She would publicly either lie that you don't exist or ignore you
So? I'd specifically tell her to not mention anything about me so lonely losers would keep on giving her money.
>You would get undeserved hate if people found out you exist
No? Nobody would know who I am. I'd be infinitely more upset at being called a faggot on 4chan.

None of those are actual downsides. There's more good in dating a vtuber than bad.

>>102639523 (OP)
only if I get to divorce rape her and get lifetime alimony

>>102639523 (OP)
Ask Amatsuki

>>102640680
>>She will have men lusting after her
>No, they're lusting after an anime avatar.
Let's not pretend that most Vtubers aren't fleshposting on the side these days
Even Holos do it on their roommate accounts

>>102639523 (OP)
Yeah I would date and marry. Dealing with a highly desirable woman is a normal challenge you would face. OnlyFans is different that's flesh tubing and is 100% guaranteed to fuck them up in the future. Since I already consider myself better than all of you my decision is easy.

>>102639523 (OP)
Yeah, I'd marry Mumei.

>>102640816
>Even Holos
You say that as if they're the golden standard of what a vtuber is.

>>102641193
They are. You're either a Holo, ex-Holo, or just not good enough.

>>102641229
I wasn't talking about their popularity, retard.

>>102639523 (OP)
>Her job is to play video games
That sounds fun

>She will have men lusting after her
If she is this good, that's only bonus point for me.

>She would probably play along for those superchats
Again why would i care or being worried by this? It's her job, i respect that.

>She would publicly either lie that you don't exist or ignore you
Better for privacy i guess, even if she would announce our relationship would be fine, i'd partecipate her lives too if she wants.

>You would get undeserved hate if people found out you exist
I'm used to it.

>>102639523 (OP)
The only one I would consider is Mori, purely based off the fact how much I jacked off to her character, haven't even watched her stream.

>>102639523 (OP)
the only thing I would do is help her improve opsec because her getting doxxed would be a detriment to me as well but other than that, I get to fuck the woman while lonely losers get to pay for the sexy lingerie she shows off for me and they don't even get to see her actual face? win-win imo

>>102639523 (OP)
Yes I love my oshi