I just need someone who is
>Funny
>Sweet
>Inoffensive
>Cute (obviously)
>Not dumb enough to do something like picrel

I hope I'm not asking for too much? If anyone can recommend a vtuber that falls into this category, that would be appreciated

>>102678725 (OP)
Gura

your best bet is going to be a spergy two-view and there's thousands to choose from

>>102678725 (OP)
Might as well become your own vtuber oshi cause you're clearly fucked here buddy

All female vtubers are in relationships, some even with other vtubers. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

>>102678725 (OP)
Honestly there are plenty of hololive girls to pick from. Sure they might have a secret boyfriend but the company won't approve of them broadcasting it like nimi did. As long as they are within the walled garden it should be okay to trust them.

>>102678725 (OP)
Neuro-sama

>>102678725 (OP)

>>102679021
Wrong.
Mine oshi isn't.

>>102678725 (OP)
I know one that fits the bill perfectly but she's only for me

>>102678895
If she were any of the above >>102678725 (OP), she wouldn't be a 2view

>>102679021
Coping indiecuck/vshojocuck

>>102678725 (OP)

Ex-holo antis are Cover shills.

>>102678725 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn7JBU7CbzM

>>102678725 (OP)
I dropped every single vtuber that congratulated her. They're all functionally condoning lying to their audience about being in a relationship for years as though there's nothing wrong with that at all. Any vtuber that doesn't condemn this is likely to justify lying to their own audience in the same way for the same reason. It's intolerable.

>>102678725 (OP)
kys, that's quicker

>>102679288
checked and true

Ui fits all the categories Anon

>>102678725 (OP)
Yoto

>>102679288
she hangs out with that turtle fella way too much and they do some sick papa and daughter roleplay too

Filian

>>102678725 (OP)
Fuwamoco.

>>102678725 (OP)
If you're into asmr, gif related
also cute and funny because small avatar

>>102680339
Patra is the perfect fit. Take the jp pill.

>>102678725 (OP)

Shondo? I don't watch her but she probably fits all those things.

Or you can go to Hololive, that's what most unicorns do. Then you can get angry and betrayed when they inevitably do not match the expectations you place upon them without their consent!

>>102679021
>All female vtubers are in relationships
That's literally not an issue retard.

>>102678725 (OP)
Rosemi

>>102678725 (OP)
Henya, she's a genius as well

>>102679077
Second this 100%. Shes perfect and the only complaint I've ever seen is she's "boring" because of her relaxed personality. Playing WoW classic with her was a blast.

>>102680044
>>102680339
>>102682181
seriously, watch JP. my oshi ticks all those boxes.
not saying her name though

>>102678725 (OP)
Reminder that this should have been you. You, reading this. Except you bought into the "don't be weird" bullshit by the guys who took your oshi from you. You were tricked. Duped. Swindled. Starting NOW, tell your oshi how much you love them. How much you want them. How much they need to be with you. Reminder, anyone arrested for "stalking" was simply the second person to find their lover, and the first to lose. There's only so much time left, claim your oshi. Claim your oshi. Claim your oshi. Claim your oshi. Claim your oshi.

>>102678725 (OP)
i dunno, Forsen maybe?

>>102678725 (OP)
you're weak but if you must know: Duck

>>102678725 (OP)
Here. Start with this.

https://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Zero-Techniques-Students-Professionals/dp/0976998122

>>102679288
CHECKED

>>102678725 (OP)
always cute, always funny, zero yabs, cares about her fans more than anyone, streams a lot, great dancer, best pov in megacollabs, and one of the most en friendly jps to boot

>>102683591
she might be an hero'd

>>102678725 (OP)
do you want nimi voice yes or no. be honest because my recommendation will depend on it

>>102687152
She hates Christians and voice is god awful.

>>102683670
My nigga

>>102682311
I agree it's not an issue, but unicucks keep bringing it up and crying about it.

>>102678725 (OP)

>>102678725 (OP)
May I interest you in da wose?

>>102678725 (OP)
What's wrong with picrel?

>>102687370
hating christians is based as fuck
and her voice just makes her funnier
sorry you dont want happiness

>>102687827
The facade is over and the magic is gone.

>>102678725 (OP)
me (im trans)

>>102678725 (OP)
I know a few, you clearly don't deserve to know about them though.

>>102679077
Lumi mentioned.

>>102678725 (OP)
You already know who to watch, everyone in vtubing already knows about saba
Just stop being a contrarian and hating something because its popular and actually watch someone that is amazingly good at what she does instead of settling for garbage just because you want to be a hipster
>Just enjoy

>>102687870
Hating Christian was based 20 years ago, now it just means you're a redditor

>>102682263
Shondo isn't inoffensive, but that's what I like about her.

>>102679288
Chatbot with a boyfriend.

>>102678725 (OP)
Neuro-sama
At least Vedal wouldn't make her pull a stunt like this.

>>102678725 (OP)

>>102678725 (OP)
If what I'm understanding what's actually bothering you is right, then unironically Shiori.
I don't think there is a chuuba with a more firm separation between their vtuber and private life, nobody has managed to discover anything about her yet despite being one of the oldest western vtubers still active.

>>102682022
>he doesn't know

>>102687152
>zero yabs
lmao. she literally doxxed herself in a dumb incident

>>102687664
>Luca sloppy seconds
Lmao

>>102686905
She's killed two companies and is fat.

just go dumpster diving and groom a 1view

>>102679756
Its funny that when i read all these threads about Nimi there's two positions that stick out.
>The whore lied to us and pretended she was single! how could she?
and
>Why did she have to tell us? I wanted her to keep lying to us!

Both boil down to
>I wanted her to be single and available forever so I can keep up my illusions.
And that us a really selfish and unhealthy view on life.

>>102678725 (OP)
/uuu/ actually having a discussion of cuck fantasies
I think this news really broke them huh lole

>>102678725 (OP)
Pillowdear/Menis if you like gfe, Saba if you want normal content, Nimi if you want to get keked
Let's be real though, Saba's probably happy for Nimi behind the scenes
My complaint is basically that she milked her fans on merch and membas before fucking them, also it's cringe to drop it as character lore instead of saying the actor behind Nimi is in a relationship. You're playing a character, act like it. Mistaking your character for your real self just turns you into a 3dpd roastie with an anime avatar

>>102692338
Yeah, and wrestlers should also loudly announce "Wrestling is fake!" before every match.

>>102678725 (OP)
Nene?

>>102679186
Wrong. I can list at least 10 off the top of my mind.
There's way too many vtubers for all of them to have a large viewership.
Remember that all currently popular vtubers used to be 2views as well.

>>102678725 (OP)
I dated a mildly successful indie for a while. Through that I learned every vtuber has a boyfriend and they all talk about it in their vtuber friend discords and make fun of you guys. Sometimes they complain that they didn't get enough donos or their merch didn't sell and have to delay vacations or other plans with their lover as a result. It's kinda funny when you're exposed to this shit firsthand and instantly lose all attraction to the "vtuber" fantasy. By the end it just became an inconvenience, dating a content creator sucks when they can't ever have you over during their "stream time" because they're terrified of the simps hearing you.

>>102691979
>She's killed two companies
And nothing of value was lost except the tiger model
>and is fat
Yeah fat tits

>>102679186
you won't become a 3view overnight
I know a few recent 2views who'd fit OP's criteria but I'm not sharing

>>102689454
>even female chatbots are in a relationship
just stop watching vtubers lol

>>102678725 (OP)
Anyone smart enough to have an oshi like that, myself included, is not going to be dumb enough to share her with you or anyone else on this piece of shit board.

>>102678725 (OP)
i get it anon, you want someone who physically leans left/right when turning in racing games, right?

>>102695183
Lumi had enough trouble with unstable schizos in her fanbase in the past, she really doesn't need more.

>>102682263

>>102680361
I mean he's literally her papa. Just think of it like Dr. Slump and Arale

>>102691865
I mean can you resist Fatto Catto?

>>102695678
I won't date a girl that still talks to her father. I need to be the manliest man she knows and I won't risk being emasculated, no gayass firm handshakes, no barbecues, no car talk, no "treat her right son", nothing. Her loyalty should be to me, no questions asked.

>>102678725 (OP)

>>102678725 (OP)
I'd tell you mine but I want to keep her around 10-30 viewers.
Streams are comfy, Chat is always vibing, She can speak her mind without being clipfarmed, and she knows her core audience by name.
Small indie tubers are the best, gatekeep your oshi.

>>102695761
Imagine feeling emasculated by Vedal

>>102695183
>retroon
aw hell no

>>102678725 (OP)
Study jap language and set sail into the incel country.

>>102695946
Calling another man my "father-in-law" is emasculating in and of itself.

>>102678725 (OP)
ticks every box except maybe the dumb part, she is an actual low iq dummy, though i dont think she would ever do something as retarded

>>102692338
So you're saying fictions should be illegal? What a retarded take. What nimi's doing is basically JK rowling saying btw this character's actually a transgendered gay lesbian who identifies as a pancake mix.

>>102695761
>He prefers fatherless bitch
What kind of mindset is this? Girl who still talks of her father especially in her adult years is a indicator of a trad woman and know how interact with men genuinely (not in lefties or feminist way), anonchama. Also, emasculated by Vedal? How can a man lack a T this much?

>>102678725 (OP)

>4chan pickme
No

>>102678725 (OP)
>Funny
lower your standards anon, these are women you're talking about

>>102678725 (OP)
A bunch of saplings switched to Rosemi since the graduation and are doing fine.

>>102678725 (OP)
mint
saba
pillow
doki

>>102695961
someone shilling a trans vtuber must be a troll

>>102696029
By that logic all you need to tell yourself is that its not Nimi getting married, but the women who voices her.
Cause i doubt her future IRL husband is gonna become a vtuber and stream with Nimi.
The character Nimi Nightmare can stay pure for you.

>>102697688
The character Nimi Nightmare is who announced her marriage though.

>>102697688
Doesn't work because she decided to give the announcement on her Nimi Nightmare account, not her roommate's.
Any semblance of kayfabe is lost.

>>102697949
>>102697959
And with that we're cycling back to >>102692338

>>102678725 (OP)
they say pillow is the better nimi

>>102678725 (OP)
>Funny
Check
>Sweet
Check Check
>Inoffensive
kek
>Cute
Checkers
>Not dumb enough to do something like picrel
Checka Checka

Come home, Shibe

>>102679021
>All female vtubers are in relationships
going by recent social statistics on average half of them would be in a relationship, and around around third would be married
no reason to think vtubers are any unique in that regard

still, announcing it when your fucking job is to be basically an idol? wtf
thats just career suicide

>>102698987
She was always open about her relationship when she was indie originally so it isn't surprising she would be again now that she is indie again.

>>102679021
Napcuck cope.

>>102688517
>everything I don't like is Reddit

>>102679021
>All female vtubers are in relationships
Yeah, with me.

>>102698053
Not really, because it wouldn't be lying to keep quiet about irl stuff. It doesn't affect the character.

>>102701315
On the other hand you see all the drama about that blue phase loli girl that pretended to be a pure autist for her vtuber character but was found to not be the case in real life after getting e-stalked

>>102698987
>applying global statistics to a specific subgroup
I'm sure half of /vt/ is married and has kids as well

>>102701411
the stats are worse for men
also there is big diffrence betwen social vtubers and their lonely watchers

>>102687370
>hates Christians
huh? when did this come up?

>>102678725 (OP)
Me (tiny, indie, guarranteed to know and personally greet you)

>>102678725 (OP)
Do you nihongo jouzu?

>>102678725 (OP)
She's all that but also a brat sometimes. She's immune to actual yabs too, which is a huge plus in the current landscape.

>>102697949
We have precedent with Tamaki who annauced her married live on her main channel tho. Although given that she's nips, I hope Nimi can follow her example and never brought it again much less bring him to her stream

>>102699445
>I'm a gorilla nigger that has to generalise everything

>>102691931
matara kan slept with all the boys first
<3 gomenne cuck

>>102687152
>zero yabs
Holy newfag
And her fanbase is absolute cancer

>>102704572
Biboo is alright if you want consistent steams but one thing I've noticed is she has gotten ALOT more annoying and unnecessarily being loud and screaming, like holding a long scream to the point I need to just turn the volume down to shut her up for a second.
I love you Biboo but please don't do that, I'll have to assume because she has move out and is living alone she can be as loud as she wants, never did this screaming when she was sill in the US.

>>102705936
I don't know duck lore, wtf did she do? She seems to be the normiest of the JP

>>102706204
>never did this screaming when she was sill in the US
More like never did this during her first 3ish months because she was still adapting to her new persona.

>>102706204
Obnoxious humour has become more prevalent in general. Hopefully it dies down at some point

>>102679077
>>102683670
You probably shouldn't have suggested Lumi to this schizo, anon.
He went completely psychotic and opened a slanderous thread shitting on her like crazy.
I tried to put some sense on it and literally got ganged by paranoid idiots that decided she made the post herself or her BF made it to publicize her and sperged on me being a mod or smt, LOL.
Go take a look, it's funny as heck, they are literally out of their mind.

>>102705936
she barely has a fanbase here, and her JP fans seem mostly normal. do you just dislike professional wrestlers?

>>102706649
keked lmeow