[SABA]
Help! The viewer's about to unsub!

[SAPLING]
Get your fins off me, you dirty chub!

[DOOBY]
(gasp) He can talk!

[VTUBERS]
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!

[SAPLING]
I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

[SINDER]
Oooh! Help me, Nimi's Husband!

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
O, Nimi's Husband!

[MINT]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[SAPLING]
What's wrong with me?

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
I think you're sleazy.

[SAPLING]
I want a second opinion.

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
You're also greasy!

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
O, Nimi's Husband!

[MINT]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[SAPLING]
Can I akasupa anymore?

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
Of course you can!

[SAPLING]
Well, I couldn't before!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[BART SIMPSON]
These indies have everything!

[HOMER SIMPSON]
I love legitimate vtubing!

. . .

[SAPLING]
I hate every whore I see~
From Indie Slut to Kro-o-ni~
No, you'll never make a champling out of me~

[CHAMPLING]
Oh my gosh!
I was wrong!
She had a boyfriend all along!
You finally made a champling~

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Yes we finally made a champling~

[EVERYONE]
You-Finally-Made-A-Cuckling-outta-meeeeeeeeee~

[CHAMPLING]
I love you Nimi's Husband!

[AUDIENCE]
(STANDING OVATION)

>>102688769 (OP)
lmao. thanks for reposting and expanding this after it got deleted yesterday anon, i appreciate you

>>102688769 (OP)
Only the ending is good. I don't think the first part even fits, but I'm ESL.

>>102688769 (OP)
Fuck you that was way funnier than it had any right to be

>>102688769 (OP)
T-thomas Pynchon???

>>102688769 (OP)
Finally a good fucking post on this retarded board.

>>102688769 (OP)
>You-Finally-Made-A-Cuckling-outta-meeeeeeeeee~
lol

>>102688769 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so much samefagging. I admire your effort for completing this but everyone's too busy with the vshojo situation to even bother

>>102688769 (OP)
>EVERYONE]
>You-Finally-Made-A-Cuckling-outta-meeeeeeeeee~
KEK

>>102688769 (OP)
PUT ME IN THE VIDEO SCHIZO PARROT

>>102688769 (OP)
I don't know what this references, but based

>>102696103
It's The Simpsons but it's done really bad

>>102695515
No, it's not going to happen.

>>102688769 (OP)
You mad bastard this is so good

>>102688769 (OP)
Kek

>>102699403
Why can't people on this board just let their shitposts live and die naturally. Like it was on page 10, just think of something more original next time.
It's so tryhard.

>>102688769 (OP)
based

>>102696103
>>102696299
https://youtu.be/ZqZdfxc-fq0?si=ZAfdXkDSOZbNTnb8

It was pretty good.

What's funny is... this is essentially what happens to /uuu/.

>>102696323
it will happen!

>[CHAMPLING]
>Oh my gosh!
>I was wrong!
>She had a boyfriend all along!
beautiful, put it on the stage

>>102702873
Ofc it's pretty good it's better than this shit