Thread 102711617

>>102711617 (OP)
of course not, do you see any 2d boyfriends on screen?

>>102711738
But she is now getting married?!

>>102711774
not hololive related

Azki

I feel sorry for anyone dating the current dumpster fires left in EN.

>>102711617 (OP)
This has been known for awhile.

>>102711617 (OP)
Copers will tell you they all secretly have husbands that they never interact with and who are cuckolds that just watch them spend time with other men every day. But then when you point out their oshi doesn't want to spend time with them and takes breaks on all the special days, is never flexible with their streaming schedule, will respond to a troll account rather than a fan as an excuse to lecture her fans, will take more than a month off for a sentimental time of year, etc. you're told you're schizo for even suggesting she might have some guy she cares about more than you.

Can't we make boyfriends illegal?

>>102711617 (OP)
The walled garden is just an illusion

>>102711617 (OP)
Yeah, me

I had this thought right now. How many of them had at least one instance of getting pissed off at some autistic paypig during a stream, and then the first thing they did after they finished streaming is go get a boyfriend and have him dick her down, so she can relax from the stress.

>>102711617 (OP)
That has always been the case. No purity contracts in Hololive.

>>102712444
based trips
>the first thing they did after they finished streaming is go get a boyfriend and have him dick her down, so she can relax from the stress.
The chances are non-zero, that's for sure

bump for seething holodogs

>>102711825
Yeah me

>>102711617 (OP)
>rushia was married before termination
Did you just wake up from a coma?

>>102711617 (OP)
Gunrun's money is running out. What will you do next month, OP?

>>102711825
Azki likes girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_QVUsXrZTg

To me it's always just been a matter of "how much obvious off-stream private time we know nothing about is there"
None of their personas fucking matter, Rushia and Fauna should have at least taught you that much.

I do think some of them are so focused on their career that there's not really time for a bf. Like Mori and Kiara obviously don't have one. Bae probably doesn't.

But then you get girls like Kronii and IRyS who take a complete stream break every second or third day. It's like, gee I wonder what the attractive, sufficiently normalfaggish girl is doing in all that private time!

>>102712754
>Like Mori and Kiara obviously don't have one. Bae probably doesn't.
Just like all women who dont' have bf's, they have casual sex with fuckbuddies or hookups. That's even worse.

>>102712785
>they have casual sex with fuckbuddies or hookups. That's even worse.
Seconded. I want my future wives pussy to be free from STD's when I finally get my turn to eat it out.

>>102711617 (OP)
yeah, me

>>102712754
Kronii is lesbian

>>102711617 (OP)
They do but it's fine because they don't flaunt them and stick to their job.

>>102713229
LMAO

>>102712785
>Mori
Do you live under a rock?

Maybe instead of focusing on which of them have boyfriends we should think outside the box and think which one of them actually doesn't have a boyfriend? Thoughts?

>>102711617 (OP)
The character they are playing doesn't.
The woman behind might, but only doxers care about that.

>>102712444
All of them had at least one instance of that, I was the boyfriend. It's really annoying when they just won't stop bitching

>>102711617 (OP)
What's the problem? Just be on your oshi 's boyfriend what's stopping you /vt/?

>>102711617 (OP)
all of them, and it's normal, get used to it

>>102713383
One of these days, you vagueposters are going to actually disapprove this instead of just responding with
>LMAO
>He doesn't know...
>Who's gonna tell him?

>>102711617 (OP)
Most ENs are single. It's the JPs that have boyfriends.

>>102711617 (OP)
Yes? That's not going to stop you from donating to them right?

>>102714461
I only donate cum and only to the pictures of their avatars.

>>102712754
I unironically do not give a fuck as long as they shut the fuck up about it. The amount of women on the planet that can't get a hookup or boyfriend or actively chooses not to is so small that it's delusional to think that any of these girls are pure little virgins that never interact romantically with any non-viewer males.

>>102714569
It depends, if they're streaming most of the time or most of the time is put into work, it's entirely likely they literally don't have time.
Eventually the boyfriend (sometimes girlfriend) just gets annoyed and says "fuck it" and leaves.

>>102711832
at least we know kiara's gonna die without any children and a mountain of cats

>>102712754
>Like Mori
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102714719
If they're completely workaholics, maybe. But even people with real jobs, or people that work and study, have time for friends and relationships. This is discounting the possibility they already have a significant other they interact with, or that they simply have one or two contacts that they text and hang out with, which most women do have. it's simply that easy for women.

>>102711617 (OP)
They don't want to.

>>102715370
Wasn't she like a lesbian with Kiara?

>>102715428
>don't want to
I can understand that but when you are a woman can't you like accidentally find a random dick when you go outside? And then the next thing you know it is inside your pussy.

>>102715370
Children don't count.

>>102713467
elaborate?

>>102712524
It's always funny seeing you chinese out yourself so obviously. It's like you're too dumb to understand that your native insults can't just be directly translated into English.

>>102715432
that was the most forced ship in all of hololive

>>102712140
>Anon genuinely thinks performers performing is somehow related to 'cuckoldry'
Brother stop being retarded.

must be a backlog for those vshojo gift cards

>>102711617 (OP)
Yeah, me.

Remember when Mint was talking about meeting Bijou.
>Her and her....uhhh....manager were...
The way she hesitated kek
Also why would Bijou be walking around in a private setting around Shibuya with her manager anyway? Doesn't even make sense

>>102712625
>he doesn't know

>>102715953
Biboo is a child and needs to be supervised. Remember how the last time she was allowed to go out by herself she almost fell into the train tracks?

>>102715953
Don't bring it up unless you have receipts.

>>102715970
Suppose you know that she doesn't live with him, that she's complained about it being boring, and that she spends all her time working (or having holos over).

Do you guys just want your oshis to die alone or something?

>>102715428
Please tell me you don't actually fall for this shit. Mio is like 40+. She's 100% married or at least has a partner on the side. Of course she says this so that the Jap unicorns (who are much worse than western unicorns) don't schizo out and try to kill her.

>>102715953
>you know understand why biboo randomly says male facts in live

>>102712754
>Bae probably doesn't

Bae and Biboo definitely have japanese boyfriends (maybe Ina also). I don't see any other reason why they were so quick to move in to the Japan.

>>102716260
I want mine to die from drowning in my cum.

>>102716309
>move in to the

>>102716260
I want my Vtubers to be kisslessvirgin, who also are total sluts. Is that too much to ask for?

>>102716458
You can't have both anon. Can't she at least do kinky sex with her boyfriend so she can practice and get ready for you?

>>102716309
I feel like young single people would be more likely to move internationally tho

>>102716064
Biboo fucked her FF14 boyfriend.

>>102716261
Mio wants a girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKTAJh42wRE

>>102712754
Yeah. I do not see Kiara having a boyfriend.
But that's just because how aggressively lesbian she is.

>>102711832
as if the ones who left are any better lmao

>>102715804
I get that you've already accepted your future first girlfriend will be on OnlyFans but you don't need to preemptively combat the idea you're a cuck if you're truly okay with it.

>>102712625
Women

>>102716261
To be fair, everyone with a brain admits if you have a boyfriend, he's less likely to want you to collab with males which was always plainly the Fauna scenario for example. There's nuances to all this stuff. No single action determines anything, it's the motivations behind those actions that matter. Some girls are against male collabs because they don't like e-boys. Some girls are against male collabs because it makes their husband uncomfortable.

>>102712754
>It's like, gee I wonder what the attractive, sufficiently normalfaggish girl is doing in all that private time!
Not Sally, that's for sure
lmao

>>102717165
I mean, we know for a fact when she began dating this person, roughly.
Everyone remembers her moving because she streamed before she got her soundproofing up, and she stopped doing ASMR completely.

>>102711617 (OP)
OP, think about it: you are officially the objectively superior side of an NTR doujin, cuz you're the outsider fucking the girl in a relationship.
That's the best kind of ntr, mate.

>>102716261
remember, all unicorn haters are hololive ID fans

>>102717368
>bongistani
>likes cuck shit
every time

>>102715549
If you know her roomate, you will know.
I can't explain further because faggot jannies will have me banned. Jannies are trying to hide the truth so that we can have this nimi breakdown /here/

>>102717165
>everyone with a brain
Maybe you should say everyone who's insecure.
Your GF should be able to hangout with male friends and have fun with them. Nothing to worry about it.

>>102711832
>>102717034
Real talk though. Getting a vtuber gf seems like a bit of a raw deal to me. You have to deal with her real self that isn't curated to be extra nice and appealing to get your money. That and she is a 3DPD and not a cute anime girl.

>>102717034
>as if the ones who left AREN'T any better

>>102717368
>fucking the girl in a relationship
my penis has never been inside any of them though.... :(

You want the truth? From what Dooby said, she had no idea. She learned about the marriage when it was tweeted out. Saba has also been strangely silent in regards to it. From what it seems, Fauna's disagreement with management was about travel + her relationship.

>>102717451
Every time you play this le secret info card you just show how little you actually care.
If you knew anything more than a spread shitpost angle here you'd know that she broke up with the guy you're thinking of years ago.

>>102717588
Why would Dooby know anything about that. They were never close, they never even had a one on one collab while they were in hololive

>>102717588
No shit, Ame and Fauna had basically zero interactions in four years.

>>102711617 (OP)
I know for sure my oshi doesn't have a boyfriend because she's too busy with work and hanging out with her girlfriends ( not the lesbian kind) from in AND out of the walled garden

>>102712140
Funny how you retards are so deep in denial that you're now backpedaling after spending literal years arguing that they would ONLY spend "special days" with us and nothing else, to say nothing of the rest of your headcanon not describing reality. I guess Gunrun pays well if you're a shill rather than a talent.

>>102717655
>>102717649
But it means she hid it from Saba too, which is weird.

>>102711617 (OP)
If they do, I don't care. Their private lives are their own and as long as they entertain me on stream without the need to tell me about their relationship status, I will be happy to continue watching them.

>>102717464
This cuckold cope is never going to convince any real males. What your woman is capable of doing is meaningless in relation to what she will do if she has any respect for you. Saying "I will still love my kids if they murder someone" does not mean you think they should murder someone or will encourage them to do so.

>>102717698
I have no idea what you think you're replying to because your comment makes no sense.

>>102717729
It wouldn't be that weird either, these girls are not as close as you think they are, they are just internet friends. Most of the time they will not share such personal details with each other

>>102717698
I have a feeling that you're upset at ghosts.
Could you dig up anyone who genuinely acts like that? Because the only ones I can think of are larpers who pretend to be unicorns so they can dunk on imaginary hololive fans.

>>102717738
One day we will learn that all posts like this one were made by staff and marketing companies. If you have such a healthy mindset you don't watch vtubers or you watch males cause they are funnier and more entertaining.

>>102717729
Fauna was a big fan of Gura, but none of them are particularly close.
The only reason she's hanging out with Dooby now after not doing anything while in hololive is because she left and few others formely in hololive are vtubers.
Dooby and Rica have a closer relationship that Dooby and Nimi.

>>102717799
Did you miss the spam of catalog bait threads/ggg shitposters all bitching about Gura coming back for Valentine's Day just to leave again immediately after?

>>102712140
Who's coping here but you?

>>102717920
Who?

>>102717927
And you believe those threads and bait was made by fans? Don't be a retard.

>>102717889
Is fauna an extremely fake person?

>>102717958
One of the biggest vtubers in world.
Also her tits are huge.

>>102717976
I didn't say that, retard. In fact it proves >>102712140 isn't a fan either. Hence me pointing out he's a Gunrun shill.

>>102717994
No? If that's your take from my reply you might be a bit dumb.

>>102718012
Yeah but, who?

>>102711617 (OP)
true to idol form

>>102717823
>watch males
I don't watch faggots who just use their avatar to be sexpests, and I'm not so emotionally needy that I have to obsess over whether or not these girls have boyfriends irl or not. They are playing a character on stream, and as long as they are cute and fun to watch, that's all I need. If they can demonstrate they know to how to seperate the distinction between real life and their character, good for them.

>>102718086
I just told you.

>>102718101
No you didn't, you offered a brief description rather than being specific

>>102716819
>Dyke
Aaaand dropped

>>102718091
>I don't watch faggots who just use their avatar to be sexpests, and I'm not so emotionally needy that I have to obsess over whether or not these girls have boyfriends irl or not.

>If they do, I don't care. Their private lives are their own and as long as they entertain me on stream without the need to tell me about their relationship status, I will be happy to continue watching them.

I don't think you can hold both of those opinions at the same time. There is a huge disproportion of schizophrenia here. I would bet that if you aren't trolling than you are lying to yourself that you don't care she is taking the D and it is not yours.

>>102718151
And I don't believe you don't know who it is. We can both play dumb, you know.

>>102716064
even if true, you know she selects these stories specifically to create a perception for her audience right? i know it's their job and all but you don't need to bite that deeply

>>102711832
The bitches who left were designated jizzing streets to the last

https://cover-corp.com/en/news/detail/20220214b
>the private life of the talent is left up to the individual. We, as COVER, do not interfere with our talents’ private lives.

Cover actually backed Rushia on being married then she had the next women moment

>>102718188
You can not care about male vtubers and also not care about the private lives of the girls you watch, as long as they keep it private. I do not give a shit about male vtubers, and I watch AZKi regularly. Is this too much for your brain?
Or do you literally think about other men's dicks every time you see a woman?

>>102717920
Do women actually? I mean when the same woman shows her tits knowing that men will jerk off to it?