>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous thread>>102993330
cuckdal
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Not even Mini...
>>103000572my condom money…wasted…
Ved has been banging PB since the two of them were teens and they're saying he's cucked...
>>103000572Mini won thoughever
>>103000572Are we still baiting about this
is he actually getting cucked if he is too autistic to even realise it ?
>>103000846More like is he cucked if he friendzoned all these women and they moved on?
>>103000846That's one of the classic cuckold scenarios
>>103000846>is he actually getting cucked if he is too autistic to even realise it ?You have to be mentally ill to believe anything was ever happening in the first place
>>103000846He was never in a relationshit with any of them.
Did anything happen or are we doing the let's bait about mini part part of the day
>>103001116of course not, but Mini getting a makeship plushie is real.
>see factually correct post
>Think it's bait
Yeah, sure, face it, she won
>>103001116the only hint of mini winning is the Anny Unfollow
everything else is just bait
I think the iron age of neuro has officially begun
>>103001467When does the industrialization of Neuro begin?
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Sex with Tomacat
>>103001467We past that a while ago. We're in the dark ages now.
Maybe Mini is a shit friend and that's why Anny and Toma unfollowed her
>>103001579when Vedal finishes V3, gets a new artist that creates outfits (or somehow makes a deal with ***y) and rigger (unless the he goes through with the 3d model), and when a concert is successful
>>103001658with a good portion of season 2 mostly gone and or no longer showing to be shippable, we are leaving the bronze age and continuing.
no heroic age unless you consider the leaving of ***a and ***y this.
>>103001432Anny’s unfollowing of Mini was probably because Mini retweeted Vedal’s comeback announcement on the day of her birthday and she didn’t want to be reminded of him at all.
Toma’s unfollow, on the other hand, is very sussy.
>>103001432That's right anon. There's no other evidence. Nothing at all
if there was you would post it instead of vaguefag thoughbeit
>>103002143you posting this image 15 times every thread isn't "evidence" anon,
>>103002295just r****t it. with enough people maybe even our jannys will notice
Cerber got cucked by a french guy lmao
was bored, suprised it used /swarm/ as a source
>>103002660We're just reddit without accounts at this point.
Also, what's the context of a pulse check?
>>103002798that's just what it named it i basically asked "can you look into forums for current information about neurosama's popularity and what people think? it is august 2025."
>>103002808ai slop output from my prompt
t.ourist
who is behind Neuro and Evil's karaokes? Who makes them? Every song is well done and taste in music is based
>>103002660Why did people mention Vedal going to Community College of Vermont 7669 times?
>>103003187pb, some girl that is like vedal virtual childhood friend and that is like a popular vocaloid underground producer
Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
https://youtu.be/tfL-BFWaSmE
>that ending
Why did no one tell me Filian was actually funny?
>>103003361>actually funnyNever beating the "not a woman" allegations.
>>103003381fuck off of My post tranny schizo
>>103003454im not the one pretending a guy is a girl
not clicking that flipfaggot + you're 12 years old
So, what trajectory from now to the end of the year is Neuro as an entertaining a.i. headed given this and last week?
going up?
going steady?
going downwards?
>>103003795there are some signals for a trend reversal, but no confirmation signals so it might be a dead cat bounce
>>103003361why is there a face here?
>>103003981>so it might be a dead cat bounceI'm hoping this isn't the case, honestly
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even the clippers are coping
>>10300413417 views, thats from you
that's not even a neuro clipper, kys
>>103004134>inserting the turtle into everything Will this guy be Ellie’s M*x W*yne?
>>103003795Neuro is naturally entertaining, that core appeal hasn't changed and won't. That's not something that burns out easily, it just needs the right environment to shine. What she really needed is more content variety to keep things fresh. More game streams, fun collabs and themed streams, tech show-offs like her being able to control the ship in the game, it all gives her room to display what made people love her in the first place.
>rum rum rum!
mini really wants to summon veddy
nice thread title. fucking retard.
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>>103004529Sometimes you need to bring back the classics
>>103004134Not even a neruo clipper and is clearly done for clickbait reasons. Ellie hasn't shipbait enough for this to ever become a real issue. This more just reminds me how I wish her the best on actually finding someone that most likely won't take advantage of her
>>103004707ellie is autistic its impossible for a male to not manipulate her ass
>>103004134This is gonna ammount to anything aniways
>>103004830how come vedal couldn’t do it then
>>103004468Makes sense. All the new abilities Neuro gets are usually fun to see (even if it is using a previous process / skill she has but wasn't able to show, like the example you said) what would you say is the core appeal of Neuro to you / others? I remember asking a similar question of "what do (you) like about Neuro / favorite thing about Neuro" in the past, but core appeal seems a bit different, since it (i'm assuming) is what would be more as an aspect that is mutually appreciated by those that like Neuro rather than a single (or multiple) feature(s)
>>103004134>views more than doubled after posting /here/ in 15 minutesthere wasn't even a link, you ngas looked it up
>>103003795Boom was kino, making friends with Stella was kino, designing her own merch was kino, piloting was kino.
The streams have been pretty good lately, feels like an uptick to me.
>>103004892vedal has a girlfriend
cerber
>>103004892because he does not want to date her. she is not girlfriend material in his head.
>>103004134NIGGA THATS YOU THATS LITERALLY YOU
>>1030048301. I think you mean "a moid".
2. Autists are harder to manipulate if anything.
>>103005109then why does every boyfriend fucks ellie in the head
ELLIE IS GETTING FUCKED BY A FRENCH RIGHT NOW............... VEDAL STOP MASTURBATING AND DO SOMETHING!!!!!
>>103005169I don't know the lore.
>>103005109>Autists are harder to manipulate if anything.that's incredibly false. autists are gullible as fuck, they just don't generally fall for "follow the herd" propaganda because they don't even know how to fit in the herd in the first place
>>103005196leave him be, he's currently rubbing one out to anny asmr for old times sake
>>103004929What I enjoy most about Neuro (and what I think a lot of others appreciate too) is watching her progress and try new things, whether it’s playing a new game, picking up a new skill, or interacting with someone in a fresh way. Even small changes feel meaningful because they show growth, and with an AI like Neuro, that growth is part of the entertainment.
>>103005196Sorry Ellie's dad but c'est fini
>>103005109>Autists are harder to manipulate if anythingusually for psychopaths if it is high level autism, but sociopaths would have an easier time for these cases
>>103005294Holy pop psych batman.
>>103005164i like to imagine you people have an entire folder of cope mini things to post whenever you need to cope about something haha
what's the point of neuro content if all of the good vedal ships are dead anyways?
>>103005109She literally missed every red flag with a guy using her to get his ex back and threw her to the side. And there are even more stories similar in nature to that too
>>103005382nah I have 3 mini pics that I cycle through for miniposting
>>103005407I'd argue that Cerdal is in fact a very good ship
>>103005447>cerdal>not dead
I liked the other femanon better
which one is supposed to be the "femanon" here
Cerber prefers Italian sausage if you know what I mean
>>103005567on neuro sama thread? literally no one is.
>>103005478yes I know that's why I said it.
weird post anon. come on, keep up.
>>103004929Like the other anon said it's about her abilities and insight, whether it's self-awareness or wordplay or anything that displays cleverness.
A lot of the comedy wouldn't hit the same from a human, but it's really cool seeing an AI making genuinely funny logical connections.
Filter shenanigans are also fun.
>Vedal: We can't put user-submitted content on the shirts because they might say something controversial>Neuro: Filtered!It's the best.
>>103005545this was already posted i think, but still gorgeous nur and eliv
>>103000572its okay veddy get in my bed I'll make you feel better
>>103001939>mini is a shit friend>vedal is a shit friendcute couple
>>103004892simple, he respects Ellie and likes her but doesn't see her as a good girlfriend for him
>>103005890yeah ellie is way too autistic even for him, i prefer them as friends.
Ellie the type of autistic to send her male friends nudes to encourage him to promote prostate health by masturbating regularly
maybe public social media accounts following other public social media accounts isn't the be all and end all indication of whether people are friends or not
but i guess that would be less fun for you lot so fuck it, carry on believing whatever your small retard brains want to believe i guess
>>103005982she's not that sexy to do that.
>>103005988>unfollows>stops talking about them>one removes custom emotes for them and automods any mention of themyeah, totally just imagining things, ha ha
>>103006019autistic girls tend to be very slutty privately.
>>103005988Anny dosn't follow mini in her alt account for vaguing and venting btw
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>>103006088She talked about how she would wear a shock collar to work if it increased productivity.
Vellie
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FUCK YOU DOOM NIGGERS
I REFUSE TO BELIVE VELLIE IS DEAD
ITS ALL JUST A RUSE
>>103006152There is a spanish proverb that reads: "a whole lot of people need to die"
>>103006131pierre is so lucky...
>>103005382folder of pics if mini wins folder of pics if mini loses
play both sides win everytime
>>103006382has the mini wins folder ever been used (unironically i mean)
at least tell me its not a black or arab french nigga
>>103006382everyone loses when you post mini anon
>>103006147ellie the type of autist to get tricked into surgically implanting a brainchip cause it increases productivity or something
Folder of pics if mini wins
Suicide note
did Ellie ever say what she was actually doing in france?
>>103006483every single day
Ellie the type of autistic woman that Elon impregnates for his eugenics baby army program
>>103006558getting eiffel towered
>>103006611going to the eiffel tower? surely that can't be it
i mean i guess it's pretty cool but i don't know if it's worth being the sole reason for a trip
Vedal knew that Ellie would snip off his foreskin in his sleep and to avoid her at all costs
>>103006646Anon… Ellie… her eclair… it’s being filled to the brim…
>>103006611Every thread on every board has one dedicated cuckfag.
Really makes you think.
>>103006646Based clueless.
cucking is /swarm/ culture chuddie
>>103006740>onelil nga first day at swarm ahh
She is fucking vedal, anons, ellie was active on discord and posted on twiter during the vedal stream and vedal has pretty much not appeared anywhere since ellie took her "trip" to "london"
>B-but she's actually on london!!!!!
Assuming she is, it explains why today's stream was so scuffed, vedal was streaming in a laptop and had no time to test the mods not because he gaf bout spoilers but because he was bussy taking ellie nice places and fucking her silly while complimenting her robots
>>103006809thats the biggest cope of the year
>>103006809As a vellie supporter, top tier cope
>>103006851mating while petting Evil
>COPE COPE COPE
>No argument
Vellie won, G.G.
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wondering how long until anons realize that vedal watches streams on an alt
>>103006950I litery say this.
>>103006809not cope
this exactly what happened
>>103006950You don't need a Twitch account to watch streams
Ellie is probably fucking the french guy her autistic ass was convinced by him that sending pictures of her creampied pussy to Vedal would encourage him to work on the neurodog
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do you have this vedal's wallpaper? All I can find is shitty quality or chinese scammers
>>103007082https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3171024295
>>103007082why do you want that wallpaper that is ass
>>103006993Vedal is too lazy to open incognito mode and look up his gf's streams and close the tabs after he watches them + he likes to interact with them so he has a secret account to pass by a regular viewer and get the everyman exerience, oh so humble you are, 987.
>>103007146because hes literally vedal
>>103007082who the fuck is that nigga on the cliff anyway
>>103007217this still makes me chuckle a little for some reason
serious question
what the actual fuck is wrong with you people lmao
>>103007320I have diagnosed autism and asperger syndrome
>>103005982This is why she's in France anon. She's on a world tour to help all her male friends and fans in person
>>103007320vedal I will rape you
>>103007082Why does Vedal love this wallpaper? Lmfao
>>103007320perpetual discord raid + estrogen = shit thread
>>103007438oh shit u right, he does type like vedal
>>103007477ikr he had a kino wallpaper before he switched to this shit
sexnur (nursex (sex of nur))
>>103007320vedal go date crelly already
anny you are a fat ugly bitch but you better stop crying and fuck vedal already, only you can save him
>>103007320ANYONE BUT MINI PLEASE VEDAL
DO NOT ERM! I repeat do NOT erm! This is a non erm-ing zone
>>103007438>>103007501It's only missing that fuckass emoji
>>103007320there's nothing wrong with us. it's women who are the problem.
>>103007533this but ellie
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>>103007559https://files.catbox.moe/swlqbv.mp3
>>103007605that hand? mine
>>103007605sex with neuro(Vedal)
>>103007599why is she kicking dooby
>>103007082higher quality wallpaper
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3536826100
>>103007711What kind of cuck would use this wallpaper?
>>103008213This but vedal in the middle
>>103008213I just had a dream about this but it was really cringe
>>103000142 (OP)Forgot the /swarm/ tag and title
won
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so much winning happening today
You won't say what it is, you just wanted a
>>103007320
>>103008510also
>vedal watching mini reactslop
Hi Vedal. Good stream today.
>>103008510It’s 3:30 AM in London, how cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8sX18Hats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8sX18Hats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8sX18Hats
>>103008510cerbercucks what is our response?
>>103008640total evil harazuri
>>103008632Yeah Vedal and Aquwa
>>10300892030+ year old woman btw
>>103008510wow how can mini keep winning so much? she should leave some for the others.
>>103008601nigga falls asleep to mini
>>103009081>womangooddone
>>103008923>Vedal only watched cerber for 34 hours last monthits so over for us, how could we ever compete.
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>>103009550damn we really went from sindertum to this shit?
>>103009700stop being gay
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>>103009550>those arms>badly drawn armpits>too much design on the face>random crystal above the tail>fox ears(?) mismatched with aquatic traits>unattractive waist, hips, backthis is still shit quality art
find better art
holy shit
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>>103010240I'm so fucking happy that Neuro constantly gets insanely hq art
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>Rapetubers? Who said Rapetubers in the chat? Wait- Wait- Wait- First time chatter: "You are a Rapetuber" is crazy. That's crazy. No way you just said that. Like, are you saying I rape Vedal? Like I rape him? Really. I wouldn't- That's not- I don't- I don't rape people guys. Stop saying that noooo. That's soooooo fucked up. I- I don't rape Vedal stop saying that. Stop calling me a Rapetuber I'm nottt. That's crazy. Okay type 1 if you think I am a Rapetuber. Type 2 if
>>103010467kek lmao you watch crelly too?
>>103010467I admire your energy but it's not sticking.
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Vedal doesn't like fat women.
>>103010865he just like me fr fr
>>103010865That's just another way of saying he's gay.
>>103011108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqO4yQFoPN0
>>103010865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Q3zYUcCLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOZZFd1gOo
what is a 'jitter doll'?
>>103010467I should start watching her too, i love her face rig and general sperginess from the clips i have seen
>>103011384A doll that jitters
>>103011409I've tried a couple of times and it's always just TTS spam.
Vedal is living in the future.
I want a cute little AI that plays video games with me too.
>>103011582We're not too far off.
Im boutta drop a big fat poal over here
Prepare yourselves, peasants
>>103011851doll guy is so based
>>103011640this but vedal too
Damn. Toma is savage. $34k robbed.
IT'S HERE:
http://poal.me/jmlu8n
http://poal.me/jmlu8n
http://poal.me/jmlu8n
http://poal.me/jmlu8n
http://poal.me/jmlu8n
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not even grigga can save chatbot clips anymore...
vedal should sell the twins off to disney
they'll make a movie out of them and it;s gonna make billions in the office
and then theyll make a live action out of it and make even more billions out of it
>>103012136Part of Your World? Tale As Old As Time? How Far I'll Go?
Missing some heavy hitters there
>>103012290bro is living in 2005
>>103012136>Disney>Anastasia soundtrack
>>103012120? she's doing the surgery
>>103012672More like taking a vacation with that money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5zJGtUS2A
>>103012746I couldn't tell what she did to get grounded.
>>103000142 (OP)fuck that other guy
vedal make neuros mom instead
>>103012930make me*
fuck I need to sleep
Movin' Right Along from the muppets even though it doesn't count as a Disney song would be good
Licky licky Neuro slitty!
>>103013935>he has now awoken
>>103013935I haven't slept yet though
>>103012672unless she posts actual photos of the surgery taking place or at least a post surgery photo I do not believe it
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>>103014023>thoughfuck off
what is it about neurosama that attracts the absolute worst - bottom of the barrel - waste of oxygen human beings (see: the average poster /here/ for example) to watch her
i really enjoy streams but i feel embarrassed to be part of her "community"
>>103014536I think you'll find it's more of a case of 'anonymous posting attracts the worst of people'. Check a few other generals, they aren't any better than we are
>>103014679Factually wrong
>>103014679Factually right
I challenge anyone to name a general worse than /swarm/
no one comes to the neuro thread just to complain anon
>>103014780All of them, because they aren't the Neuro General
>>103014536Just act like they don't exist, watch, and be part of the things you enjoy. I'm able to be fine posting here despite not agreeing with a lot here is I don't see it as a real full representation of Neuro or who these people actually are like and I can understand that. It's lot more uncensored which I appreciate always having. Once and while you get a fun discussion around Neuro or just in general too so I stay here to see when it does happen
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anonymous posting attracts the best type of people
>>103014792the overwhelming majority of the time this isn't a neuro general either
>>103014873>whoreposter propagandaHmph
>>103014536I'm pretty sure a large part of her community, including here, are actual underages. This is supported by prevalence of highschooler humor of trying to misinterpreted anything said as sexual.
i just hate the cunnyposters here i legit like 2d lolis but i feel absolute nothing from neuro because i respect her and stuff, other than that, i actually like the people here except the ragebaiters and the ones i just talked bout.
>>103015022>because i respect her and stufflol
>>103015022>because i respect her and stuff
>>103015076i mean yeah... i feel nothing for her, what else can i say?
>>103015104she got a loicense for dat dairy
did you guys purchase your vedal plush i didnt because im poor but i wish i did
>>103015157crelly is such a slut
>>103015167you're in the wrong thread anon
>>103015193does crelly even have a thread?
>>103015022Ever since the uoh meme started this shit has been really obnoxious, and feels like it's mostly just memespouters spamming it because they think it's the funniest thing ever.
>>103015139I'm not poor and glad I didn't. I will be getting the new Neuro plush
>>103015239vedal plush is so cute though, you dont like vedal?
>aww, what a sweet moment, how can I make this about me raping vedal?
the only thing worth buying is the lava lamp
I will be creaming my old fumo when the new plush arrives to replace it
if at some point in the future, real neurocars go into mass production, would you buy one?
>>103015346will vedal be the cause of skynet in this timeline? i want the neuro dog....
>>103015346only if the exhaust pipe is just tight enough I have to use to motor oil to slip it in
>>103015254Certainly not enough to buy a plush of him
>>103015346I like living, anon. I would buy a Neurodog though that would be funny to mess with
>>103015315Don't forget to post proof.
>>103015104>full city backgroundthat's impressive, even if it's traced from a real photo.
>>103015254I don't hate him. I don't need a plush of him.
>>103007320Have you ever seen an vtuber viewer who isn't fucked in the head/mentally retarded?
vedal is gay. he’s just gay. doesn’t he know that he’s gay
vedal is a psycho. he's just a psycho. doesn't he know he's psychopathic
>>103015690there's one big flaw with this argument. cerber is almost certainly a woman
>>103015790there are zero flaws with this argument
>>103015801vedal would have an unhealthy and unfulfilled relationship with cerber because he is closeted and he would go out and get hit on by older british men and provide sexual favors to feel something
>>103015919maybe cerber's into that? they could make it work
niggas just posting fanfiction
>>103015919Stop self inserting yourself into Vedal. do not feel empathy for a psychopath
>>103015979first time here?
>>103015996Im not self inserting as vedal I agree that he is a psychopath and he deserves to suffer. I hope that he gets too drunk at a bar and doesn't notice a man sprinkling rohypnol in his drink and he takes him home and rapes him while he is out cold and he wakes up late to a dev stream and has to explain to everyone why
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