>>103014530Approximately $500,000 of charity money has gone missing. Since 1969, the highest-denomination US bill has been $100. This implies that 5,000 bills would be needed to account for the sum of charity money Vshojo lost.
A US dollar bill measures 2.61 inches by 6.14 inches, and is 0.0043 inches thick (Wikipedia, https://hypertextbook.com/facts/1999/DeneneWilliams.shtml ). A stack of 5,000 bills would be 21.5 inches tall, with a volume of 347 cubic inches.
Prior work by /tg/ (pic related, https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2010/11262498/ ) suggests a non-distended vaginal volume of 4.59 cubic inches, far too small to accommodate the charity money. According a this spreadsheet of sizes (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r_BHmZhSG1OvTbGXzW1s92_3hefQsNmPqvXXIe2hJkg/htmlview ), the flared Chance XL Bad Dragon dildo has an insertable length of 15 inches with a circumference of 3.60 inches, suggesting a volume of 152 cubic inches, which is still far too small for the charity money.
The conclusion is obvious: Mel swiftly unbirthed the charity money while nobody was watching and is desperately searching for a way to lauder it into usable funds before someone notices the bulge and subjects her to a sonogram.