Almost killed myself after reading a single comment. Stop giving someone that talks like this money

>>103118392 (OP)
>record scratch
You're probably wondering why I'm malding this hard over a comment. It all started yesterday when...

>>103118392 (OP)
shiori being cringe and spergy is like her entire appeal besides the sexo model

>>103118392 (OP)
uwu boomer anon, why awe wou sho mad

>>103118392 (OP)
would you prefer skibidispeech

>>103118392 (OP)
unless it's someone who can pull this off, like saba.

>>103118392 (OP)
She's cringe but she's cute too.

>>103118392 (OP)
Almost saved this board from this pointless thread.

>>103118392 (OP)
Imagine being so mad over seeing someone write something in a way that you find obscure, that you want to kill yourself

Anon... please... have some dignity...

>>103118392 (OP)
*gulp* My asshurt is right behind me... isn't it?

>>103119503
She doesn't pull it off, she just uses way more sarcasm and vitriol to dissociate herself from it

>>103122987
obscure???????

>>103118392 (OP)
No fun allowed

>>103118392 (OP)
I bet 1000% that she is a 35+ year old scene whore that did drugs and had sex all throughout high school, and was one of those lulz random girls... disgusting...

>>103118392 (OP)
you wanted goth girl, this is what a real goth girl looks like

>>103131462
Not really... she acts more like a scene/emo girl

>>103118392 (OP)
shiori's cringe is her charm point
you wouldn't get it

>>103131425
so like an older mumei?

She's like over 30 right?

>>103132075
the nintendo switch was out when she was in high school so no

>>103132075
26 to 31 is a good estimate, leaning towards the higher bound more and more.

>>103132111
>leaning towards the higher bound more and more
yeah that's how time works :^)

>>103118392 (OP)
I still read based daily on this site. Meanwhile lil B was a thing 15 years ago. We are not allowed to boast about this shit desu senpai

>>103118508
On a playground where I spent most of my days, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, started playing b-ball outside of my school when...

>>103132109
There is no way that Natsumi Moe is young, she is probably lying about the Switch thing to make it appear that way, she has lied on stream before, so she's not exactly known for telling the truth

>>103132111
Definitely no younger than 30, based on the way she types and what she has said, probably 30-37

>>103132187
catalog unicorns aren't known for telling the truth either

Pretty sure all of Advent except for Biboo are hags.

um yikes! she's right behind me isnt she?

>>103132202
She has lied openly on stream before, and I am not a unicorn, but I dislike Shiori Novella

>>103132204
Pretty sure Biboo os a hag too, or close to 30s

>>103132254
I don't buy it due to the way the other members coddle her.

>>103132289
Tales of Symphonia is one of Biboo's favorite games, that game had its height of popularity around the GameCube era

>>103132201
Based on the college timeframe, she should be younger than 30, but other things, like some anime covers she did put her in the early 30s

>>103132204
Nerissa is 26-27

>>103132327
She could just like retro things like FWMC, but it is a little sus. Honestly idc though, a loli hag would be hot, like the milf from Masumune's Revenge below

>>103132376
It's hard to place Nerissa, there is something about her that seems older and yet young at the same time, her retro tastes are a bit old-fashioned, but I have also met career women in America who are mid-twenties, and they talk/act like her

>>103118392 (OP)
Shiori rubs me the wrong way, she comes of as someone I wouldn't like irl and I don't like being forced to listen to her talk in Advent collabs

>>103132425
It's not hard to place her, her rm date of birth is pubblic.

>>103132549
I don't look into doxxing types of things like age, honestly I could care less, but I will state when someone acts like an obnoxious millennial scene girl, because it is annoying as hell

>>103127317
I used the wrong word, was supposed to be "obsolete", my bad

This is surprisingly tame for a Shiori thread.

>>103131462
t. has never met a goth girl ever

>>103132201
Most of the EN girls are in the 25-30 range, Shiori probably is too
30~37 would be ERB who is obviously older than everyone else

>>103132201
>>103133319
Her own stories she's told place her at around 27 or 28

>>103118392 (OP)
UwU pweass don't kill urself onii-chan~

>>103133145
For once it's a thread where everyone agrees that OP is just a retarded old fart.

>>103133673
The issue is that this kind of speak is peak mid-2010s, it's oldfag thing. OP is probably some seething zoomie trying really hard to pass as super serious adult. How dare Shiori ruining his aura!

>>103118392 (OP)
>Almost killed myself
don't let your dreams stay dreams
JUST DO IT

>>103118392 (OP)
we finally found the forspoken audience

>>103118392 (OP)
Ew