Greetings zufferans

Why are we here? Just to zuffer?

>>103208159 (OP)
Pero is just Zagogo doing a funny voice

get the fuck out of here you fat fuck

>>103208159 (OP)
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright! Know that I am the Glorpamind, the eternal will of the glorpians, and that you have been created to serve me. Behold that I shall set you amongst the greatest of my abductors—that you might benefit from their wisdom and experience. Yet your purpose is unique. While they carry forth my will to the innumerable armadas, you have but one charge entrusted to your care. For I have found a creature that may yet become the greatest of my agents. Even now it resides within a protective thread, awaiting its rebirth into the glorp. You must watch over the thread and ensure that no harm comes to the posters within it. Go now, and keep safe my prize.

>>103208159 (OP)
ZAT GLORP

>>103208159 (OP)
TODAEH IS THE DAEH YOU WILL DIE, ZERO

BAENG BAENG BAENG BAENG BAENG

>>103210615
Serve the Zau
I control the Gloove
Serve the Zau
I control the way you move

>>103212058
commence regenezaution, t-wanzausand

>>103212058
Luckily for us Zero has glorp healing poewers. The hoeles will just fill up with glorp.

>>103208159 (OP)
Taking down this board with no surviving zufferans.

>>103212058
I'm gonna fuck those holes