Thread 104457376

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

the season of con is over
the time of the loom has come

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1964963466185445568/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

She's streaming on youtube: https://youtu.be/PR-0-odGSkU

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>>104457376 (OP)
I don’t like Lumi playing silksong. She’s actually good at the game and it makes her hard to groom. Does anyone else feel the same?

Lumi is being extra cute this stream

Lumi has baby fever

/lemon/ is dying more these days

>>104458501
Gumis are having doubts about Lumi. >>104457757

Lumi died

>>104458673
>>104458501
it keeps happening...

>>104458718
She sucks at games

>>104458501
once the spell is broken there is less to post about

Lumi is leaving

>>104459512
she might just have a new outfit or something

anyone know where to find a the hq version of this...I need it...for reasons

Lumi has new face rigging
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>104463235
she's so expressive now, it's uncanny

>>104462787
>>104463235
>>104463389
She cute

>>104462787
I just took a look, and it’s criminal that she can get away with nepotism.

>>104466098
Why? She is hard working, she deserves it.

This is so advanced. I am blown away. Has any vtuber ever come this close to dynamic facial expressions? Is Lumi the first? It's dangerous...

>>104466207
It's literally just the same shit Saba is using (VBridger, ARKit). It required specific rigging though. Lumi clearly got jealous and had to copycat. I don't blame her Saba is great

>>104466132
There more phase talents more deserving.

>>104462787
She cute

>>104466576
saba's rigging is top tier, very smooth and responsive. this... not so much. I don't know if she just needs to personally calibrate it or what but its not at the same level and frankly as it is I consider it a downgrade

>>104468181
Like who?
Lumi is both hard working enough to make use of it, and widely known about outside of phase, so it makes sense that she gets these things.

>>104469327
Yes it comes down to the rigging, like I said the backing tech is the same, so if something is off it's due to the animator. The range of input wouldn't change, and riggers will fit to the min/max when they test animations. I wouldn't say it a downgrade I always like better expressiveness, but I didn't watch much and yea it's probably not as top shelf as Saba.

The NYT Crossword was extra hard today, sisters.

the pixarificaion of Lumi is almost complete

>>104470259
Pippa, Jelly, Uruka, Dizzy, Lia, Shiina, Airi, Hina, Eimi

Watching the VOD, did Lumi seriously not eat the entire day just to eat one cookie that was over 500 calories? The fuck is wrong with her.

did that fucking retard end stream by implying she could have made other content? she seems to think she is doing us a favor when she plays games she doesnt like. as perposterous as it ounds, it would be on lumi's brand of autism to think her chat choosing to stick aroumd durimg a content rough patch means they like deadfish content.I guess there is the 3rd option where she sees the decay for what it is but has no idea what to do. Playing it off as a favor lets het saves face, but in front of whom?

>>104474648
Anon, whenever Lumi graces us with her presence, should be more than enough for us Gumis.

>>104474685
lumi is graced by ours, not the other way around. whether or not she fully apppreciates the opportunity cost of her chat's time spent watching, she wastes time that would have been used elsewhere and eventually will be

>>104475106
Who are you, Gumi, that makes you think Lumi would ever care about you.

>>104476012
one of the thousand people who choose to watch her streams based based on her narrative backed by her competencies. one of the thousands of people who chose not to do something else based on the assumption it would be persued in good faith. who are you to so casually dismiss your own obligations that you would need to ask?

LEMON SUMMER IS OVER

>>104476815
No more skimpy clothed Lolumi...

Lumi grows more confident and abusive by the day

>>104478835
I really dont know how to feel about the shift. is it just the new expressions? maybe I tripping but it looks like she has one of those asian filter or something on that wasnt there before

>>104478835
>Im now remember all the times Lumi would say how she would bite Starbro as a baby, especially when he began teething
Lucky bastard.

>>104479395
>is it just the new expressions?
it's the new rigging retard. it reflects her actual expressions.
I don't like it because first time since I started watching her I thought that looked cute, not sounded cute, looked cute, fuck me.

It's gonna be so fun ragebaiting her today

>>104480110
It's dangerous, real dangerous. But it also seems like she doesn't fully know how to use it yet. There were a few moments where she pretended to be excited while making a blank face for exaple. I think it looks a little less iconic than before, but the tradeoff is facial expressions

>>104482642
Someone bring up the Annunaki and go full schizo please, with extra gaslighting and tinfoil. I won't be able to make it.

>>104482642
I hope she takes the opportunity to regebait the ragebaiters like she did with the philosophy stream

>>104484396
>Someone bring up the Annunaki and go full schizo please
it's so difficult to do these things in twitch chat format, you have to fit it in 5-7-12 words and very easy to read
I admire the guys who can do it.

>>104484587
it would be nice if this stream has some flavor to it. just doubt she can convinvingly pull off that same retard genuinely doing their absolute best eenrgy required to compel someone to smear her face the material until she gets it

>>104478835
you can tell she wasnt lying about not being able to take pictures.
>>104477589
lolumi hasnt really been allowed to come out and play since she got weird about sex during kcd
>>104484396
based. the myth stream should have been a must attend worth scheduling around. I cant quite tell whether the new kayfabe is supposed to be motivated by overwork or specific butt hurt, but she has been selling passive aggrressive thot so well that it sucked the fun out of two weeks of gaming streams. it must appeal to bottoms/fags but I know I wont have enough patience for that shit in what is supposed to be a learning stream

Lumi is live!

>>104486893
Forgot the link
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Deep down, I think Lumi is a cuckquean.

>>104487201
why is she looking at me like that

>>104487201
more tempting. let us know if she uses the real toggles. thay might prove her commitment to the stream

>Lumi is the smallest girl in pilates classes
>She's a tall, muscular girl in ballet with big legs

Lumi thinks it’s romantic when a man slaps a woman and he gives her flowers as an apology

>Lumi would rather be slapped than tickled
And she just admit her parents would slap her. Explains a lot.

>>104487698
i could never slap Lumi

I found her teeth uncanny

If Lumi is 23, and Starbro is 18, how could Lumi drive Starbro to his pre-k classes when she wouldn’t be able to drive a car?

>>104488573
She destroyed her opsec about her age because she just had to talk about her brother and knows it but still tries to wink and nod her kayfabe age.
We all know she's like 32 soon to be 33.

>>104488573
>>104488974
She could have gotten an early driver’s license.

Lumi really hates religion

>>104488435
made for oral castration

Is Lumi right?

Inanna is Lumi's favorite Goddess.

>>104490034
No mention of the flying chariot or the Inigi from Mars, she's totally off

Ok it's basically Warhammer lore streams but with myth?
>and then and then and then
She doesn't get it.

>>104490339
it seems like she gets it, but can't hold her own against chat
the end result is the same

>>104487698
that's why I love the abuse eyes toggle so much. it makes it feel like she has already been punished for whatever retardatuon is afoot and actually doing her best to fix it. the brat shit isnt fun when we lack sufficient recourse and it is less cringe to be nice once that is addressed

>>104490502
Chats probably googling or in Sunbros case ChatGPTing, not a good comparison

>>104457376 (OP)
Beat this woman.

>>104490719
I really cant wrap my mind around why someone would volunteer information unless they were interested enough to master it to the degree you could chat off hand about it. I know people do it all the time but why the fuck anyone would is beyond me

>>104489104
Can't legally drive until your 16 where she's from. Pre-K is 3 to 5. So she is either lying about driving him to school or she's at least 11-13 years older than Starbro.

>>104490502
I didn't get to watch much, but what I've seen it's just more trivia autism, and chatters filling in the gaps.

>>104491031
eww gross I thought she was being stupid and meant driving to kindergarden. are we sure on this?

Lumi is mad because chat isn't helping her

>>104491132
I mean yeah, Lumi talked about how she would drive Starbro to his school as a baby, and any after school activities.

>>104491031
She could have gotten a learner’s permit, which would have allowed her to drive at 14/15

>>104491762
Realistically, who tf knows about sumerian/babylonian mythology. Thats a niche subject within a niche interest. Anyone who is helping is just googling it

>>104491762
Lumi has a PhD, she should be able to do this by herself.

>>104493047
>learner's permit
New York and Massachusetts you can't get a learner's permit until you are 16.

Lumi definitely comes off as someone that fucked her Mythology and Folklore professor

>>104494613
Maybe Lumi's parents were teaching her how to drive more earlier than most.

>>104488974
She's 29

>>104494652
the lolumi ooh ahh angle or the shattered after perspective imposed must now submit lumi?

>>104495045
I am pretty sure her birthday relates to a certain discovery in a certain system

>>104495045
Lumi is 23, end of story. She, herself even said it, and we have to trust Lumi

>>104495522
>End of story
Naw we're gonna do a prequel reboot and she's turning 30 really soon

>>104496812
She's not even 29

>>104491762
Why would we know ancient mythology about an extinct ancient civilization?

>3 hours of autistic rambling of a topic I don't even know
here I go

>>104500953
God speed, anon.

>>104489109
She will learn to love our love and savior.

3d concert with lemon/uruka in it, and its kinda fruity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss7XbGaHcUI

>>104507463
are her boobs getting bigger?

>>104489109
>parents came from Russia
>lives in California
>expect her not to be a godless heathen

Is it gay if I want to literally be Lumi and get spitroasted by BWC?

>>104509103
Extremely, not for the BWC thing, but for wanting to be Lumi, who is literally the gayest existence in the universe.

>>104509443
but Lumi is straight, so if I was Lumi, I would be straight

>>104509617
Lumi may like to sleep with men, but she is gay even while doing that. If you sleep with Lumi, you're also gay.

>>104491031
Seems like either she’s lying, she rode with her mom to drop off starbro at pre-k, or she’s confusing kindergarten with pre-k.

Starbro lore really destroys Lumi lore, huh.

>>104510279
Lumis kinda given up on er age opsec. Even if she didn't mention him all her references localize her. Dating her as 29 is genuinely conservative at this point. Although I will choose to believe this number she could well be at least 5 years older.

>>104510718
>Lumis kinda given up on er age opsec
She's still a spry 23

>>104508382
Yes, she’s pregnant with my baby.

We're getting NTR'd

ngl. 3d isnt conceptually superfucous. there's plenty of cool shit that can be done with it. lumi's specific 3d just looks stupid. it isnt a bad idea but it has been implemented horribly

>>104514303
Such is the life of a gumi.

>>104514303
What is Lumi's opinion on male vtubers?

she's live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>104521656
I feel so bad for stardad

>Lumi can’t finish a 1 pound rice bag.
She needs to eat more.

Lumi really is a vain woman. Who the curls her eye lashes for women

>>104517887
She will only watch her brother if he becomes a vtuber

>>104514303
Damn Lumi really is getting fat

Why she have such a childlike voice

>>104527849
Her mother was grooming her to be a socialite

>get home
>twitch tab still open
>holy shit its 230 and lumi is still streaming aoe
>as remedial as staying open for peak (streamer) demand/business hours to produce high open content might be, improvement a high five
>open stream
>she's bitching about being hungry and the game being too hard
the whiplash nearly paralyzed me

>>104517887
Good question to ask her tomorrow on stream

>>104530194
No

>>104532177
who are you page 10 anon

>>104532194
Someone who loves Lumi

Lumi should fleshstream for her 100k reward

>>104532773
she'll never go farther than a handcam, which are already fairly rare

>>104532773
I think she’s afraid of coming out as fat to her chatters

>>104532771
no one loves lumi as much as lumi

>>104532773
Lumi is a vtuber, not a "vtuber"

I know asking a woman what she wants is pointless. but what does lumi want? vtuber is almost always just a flavor class that retains all of the motivations of the timeless archetype of the whore. we have reason to believe otherwise, but then what is her end goal?

>>104533196
it is vanity as much as anything else

>>104534234
Lumi just said in today's stream that she was a vain woman, who needs to get her nails done before each handcam stream or else she mentally crashes out if they're not perfect.

>>104534316
she is such a retard. she put in the effort to sit through the pain having her nails done by a blind woman with an injured finger but refused to put ten minutes into her fucked up lighting. min maxing the details doesnt really add much value when you still look literally brown

>>104535530
Anon, the nails are for the female gumis.

>>104537810
it does not matter who they were for when everyone was too repulsed by the brown to even notice

watching the myth vod stream and the autistic fit is kinda tame will expect more of these once she reached the popular myths

>>104537944
did people actually care about the lighting? I found her attitude to be much more appalling

>>104539261
What’s wrong with her attitude?

>>104539261
idk. in a way I suppose it is attitude because she clearly didnt share my racism if she didnt care about what I couldnt not notice

>>104539357
pretending to love us but actually hating us

>>104533884
To have a 8 out of 10 nerdy husband given to here on a sliver plate so she doesn't have to go out and talk to people

>>104539671
Her shift in attitude towards specific chatters is pretty abrubt and noticeable. she said he strategy for deescalation is to slowly withdraw attention and wait for them to go away. assuming that applied to what I saw, I honestly dont think she could conceal hating her chat at large

>>104539849
would she even know how to go about accepting the plate? Or would she gaslight herself into thinking it is an illusion so she can avoid having to reach out from her hole to grab it

>>104539990
it's usually fine because hating chat is part of her thing, but when she tries to act otherwise it comes across as disingenuous

>>104540186
Does Lumi even like any of her gumis outside of her parents and brother?

>>104540110
She said before that she doesn't care about an relationship right now. She's probably content streaming at the moment. I have no idea when she going to want to settle down

>>104540832
Lumi likes me specifically, she just doesn't know it yet

>>104540832
Her family are gumis unironically

>>104540832
Yeah she likes sunbrocean

>>104542749
I thought he got bullied out last few weeks, but I guess he simply got busy at school.

>>104540832
>>104542741
Wait, was Lumi not joking when she said her family watches her?

i hope we will see lumi with her new face tracker with her hand tracker soon

>>104543181
I think her dad says he does. this is a guy who gets headaches playing video games and prays at dinner. so. from what she says about her brother idk either.

so now that it is all set and we have the benefit of hindsight, was lumi's myth stream any good? I lowkey know a lot about ancient myths and was very excited when she confirmed she was down to keep going until we find the monomyth. she has just been such a bitch lately for no appparent reason and I care/know way too much about how this shit works to even watch it if she half assed it, much less show up

>>104543045
we were getting there. I wasnt excited for him and the other pseuds talking out their ass about shit they dont really understand either

>>104540895
I wonder how she expects that to work. I feel like hers is the type of retardation that doesnt understand why you need to spend time grinding things like this because no one even knows what they want until they've been around the block a few times

>>104546908
similar to 40k lore where chatters TTS reddits out of order
>hey did you know Egypt CUM?
>Greek > Egypt
>I heard Gilgamesh was GAY
This is something a little more objective and less retconny in pre-history so there's that, she tried really hard but we'll see in a couple of weeks

>>104546855
Lumi says starbro watches her sometimes, but can't handle chat's cringe

>>104547002
what do you mean by tried tho? was it in a timeline ask chat as you go format or did she actually show up prepared? Ideally she did her research and had an outline with the overalll direction she wanted to go in with supporting questions designed to elicit correct/relevant information/advance presentation.
I appreciate how if a chatter threw a presentation together, she has to reference it to some degree. But this isnt like the 40k streams where our autism made us proper sources. so if she didnt set the agenda and was just reacting, did she at least put in the effort to find real presentations from experts to do a learn with chat thing?

>>104547107
the literal autism or the.. dynanic behind the constant name calling? he probably appreciatea how the only way to get her to change course mid fuck up requires beating the awareness into her

lumi accidentally made a really clever joke on twitter and now I'm scared some calamaty may be brewing on saturn

>>104547145
OCBM put together the intro presentation which was never referenced again because it was kind of terrible, afterward she googled and checked whenever chatters said something.
It was kind of unstructured very much like the 40k lore streams but better sources (not chat). I think if you expect a lecture this ain't it, I think she likes learning about mythology and making charts in illustrator and that's it. That's what you get.

>>104547272
it wasn't accidental

>>104547551
I know./spoiler]

>>104547534
I guess I could forgive her assuming her chat has the occasional smart person she could rely on to teach her. did she at least shift attitude gears enough to make her hand holding worthy?

>>104547719
I don't know, she's been kind of giddy the past week but she has been putting people in boxes and no-trust spreadsheets as of late. I like that Lumi

>>104548192
what do you mean by giddy? passive aggressive is how I would describe it.
>spreadsheets and boxes
I do love it when real lumi actually comes out to play. the toxic shit posting cunt who will fuck with you for being schizo or the retarded type of autistic. although in today's vod she said getting to heckle is the plus side of being boxed, but that she might ban if it got too bad. suddenly caring about people being mean was odd

lumi raided the chinese woman