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Welcome to /cuusan/, a thread for Feíleacán Cú, Unnämed, and their friends regardless of corporate affiliation or gender.

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https://x.com/FeileacanCu
https://metamorphosislost.blogspot.com/p/where-to-find-feileacan-cu.html

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https://youtube.com/@unnamednow00
https://x.com/unnamednow00
https://bsky.app/profile/unnamednow00.bsky.social
https://solo.to/unnamednow00

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No mentions of past lives; this is a brand new story with brand new characters. Spoiler any discussion related to continued playthroughs from alternate realities, e.g. Fatamoru. Please hornypost, vodpost, and ramble to your heart's content. Hide and ignore shitposters.

why did wake up and find total pupalrei death...

Schedule drop
and zatsu in a few hours:
https://www.youtube.com/live/d7Z3RxsdjBc

cocksleeve material

thanks for baking! wife soon!
>>104550153
no......

wife waiting room
why's he posed like a slut in his thumbnail
https://youtu.be/d7Z3RxsdjBc

>>104550480
he's gonna reminisce about his prostitution days behind the watherspoons

of course wife fell in love with ghostblade immediately... a middle-aged, autistic assassin who loves his daughter. i wonder if he'll discuss tbhx today

>>104551637
wife can reconnect with his old clients now that he's back in the motherland

wife starting!

wife already in the mood for his epic karaoke

good morning wife! he had crepes this week. he's making me crave something sweet...

I'm so happy wife can enjoy these little luxuries like eating out

wife showing us a crossection of his crêpe. i mean if they wanted it to be read nut-ella then they should've spelled it nuttella. wait... but i love the peanut butter that separates into oil... it tastes so much more peanutty than the normal one

wife's fork from a dollar store...

khr mention... that was baby's first shounen alongside dgm. sophia in exchange for lies sounds interesting... anon who's catching up on fatamoru gets two extra weeks, yay

wife might play danganronpa V3, he'll see if he can line it up with 2x2's release. OH TBHX MENTION! oh... he hasn't seen the ruins incident yet... you're in for a wild ride wife

love correcting wife forever

wife explaining spoons. hopefully his spoons are not from the dollar store too

>a lot of people in the streaming industry have surface-level relationships
>talk to each other once every 2-3 weeks
...i think my notion of time and intimacy is fucked because that sounds reasonable to me. sometimes that's how often i talk to my closest friends.......

wife reinforcing my stereotype that introverts need a plan in advance

>we go to the local wetherspoons
WIFE'S BACK IN BUSINESS

yyyy/mm/dd supremacy

wife is a hafu....

well yes because you're chinese!

wife's dad would've punched him for calling himself english but he doesn't call himself irish either because it pisses off irish people. so that's why he calls himself british.

man i really want wife to read arknights.......
>the book of invasions
the sarkaz would relate

i'm gonna miss the karaoke...... SIGH

reuploading karaokes and other copyright ifft stuff on b2 would probably be the safest bet

this is how i learn that hozier is irish

WIFE SINGING IN NIHONGO?

ueueue wife is so sweet

the mental image of wife reading books to toddlers......... he needs to be knocked up asap

>even a low-tier streamer makes more than a teacher
that's so sad

i never considered primary teachers had to deal with poop and pee and vomit. makes sense in hindsight

oh to be way past breastfeeding age but still wheedling sensei into letting me suckle on his tit

oh my god wife is checking homework fr fr

ue wife doesn't like people saying bye in chat because it makes him feel lonely when a bunch of people leave at once, he's such a softie

MY SIDES WIFE REINVENTING BUFFETS

wife and his expired food............

calling a breakfast sandwich sex kek

wife is a tiktok kid now

wife is looking up a pregnant kiwi's x-ray... that's what i wanna do to him

>i wish i would take all kiwis' egg pregnancies
>have an egg that's chest to hip ratio
WHORE

jesus christ wife

wife don't adopt unfortunate children challenge impossible
>i want to experience the penis festival
of course you do

i have the perfect reaction image for this but i can't use it, fuck

i hope wife gets to travel to china someday, i think the food will blow his mind

rereading your own writing like a day or two later will make everything look like shit, but when i revisit my writing from 10 years ago i only feel fond about it.

when wife writes fanfics, he writes about deep innate fantasies and fucked up stuff he doesn't want associated with him. and he deliberately doesn't talk about the series he writes fanfics for.
>dead dove as fuck
...fuck i'm so curious now

of course he'd love a big dick cake in his mouth
>maybe i like a chode
LMAO nice one

>anything over 5 inches isn't needed
>4 inches is all you need
WHOOOOOOOORE

confusingly large is a hilarious way to describe a dick

dog... ueueue

the real life hack for cats is adopting an adult cat. as much as kittens are adorable, people aren't ready for how destructive they can get before settling down and chilling out.

i get it..... i'm taking my mom to japan and taiwan this year. if you told me like five years ago i'd be traveling with my parents again i'd call you crazy

i'm not the kind of person who could turn a hobby into a source of income, it would suck the soul out of me

wife's hot take: doesn't think lobotomies are a good thing

i feel like going to a therapist is less them fixing you but them giving you the tools to fix yourself

>if you piss off zeus you're fucked
sometimes literally

>my strange addiction where a guy fucked his car
ryojisan...

>do you guys have carsonas?
wife... please...

>sometimes they get involved
HUH? WHAT is he doing with the plushies in his room when he's getting railed?

>splash zones
wife squirting all over the plushies on his bed

wife is losing it over sex with clowns

wife just did an actual spittake

it's ok wife all you need to bring to the potluck is your breasts

>it's not a slur grow up
KEK

... wife's glasses are inspired from sakamoto desu ga???

wife is finally getting to the topic at hand... after four hours lmao

https://x.com/Rockcr_artist/status/1967633470852829451
more mama art!

>bottom right
i am erect

>>104556970
very MILF looking

literally me

getting raided while talking about a safeword lmao

teenage wife cosplaying hitsugaya ToT getitng molested by ojisans at cons ToT

wife read felt as flat.... is he... dyslexic

cumplay...

>couscous is better than rice
his chinese citizenship has been REVOKED

of course it's because of ana-chan reasons... baka

soft-boiled eggs are delicious
>>104558140
i forgot that word gets filtered.. woops

wife's cute handwriting

wife's kingdom hearts doodles

wife moaning like a whore

uh... wife i think this might be tinted with your personal fantasy

he's so pleased with himself

wife's very fixated on that "i want to fuck you to death" line from erha

our stream-addicted wife is gonna get so distracted by tangents hes going to accidentally stream 8.5 hours again.....

>>104559579
one day he's going to unintentionally do a 12h stream

his ability to go this long without peeing is incredible, does he have a catheter

i thought it was andy and lele lmao
>>104559756
imagine how bloated his bladder must be right now...

>>104559756
i always assumed he had jars

pushing on wife's stomach after a long stream

massaging wife's balls while tugging on his cock to milk his semen/pee

>>104559756
He has me under his desk

torturing wife's swollen prostate until he cries

>>104560168
can you share some with the rest of us

wife is having too much fun with chat, hes so cute

>>104560271
it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy seeing how he loves spending time with us

wife should do a lore accurate nuseruy rhymes karaoke
>>104560199
get in line, it'll be dark like apple juice at this point

we had a show here called cornemuse and i'd bet good money it turned some kids into furries

we finally got to scrapbooking after 6 hours....

>>104560492
we need a +1h emote

there are frogs in his brain

if wife was a Date Everything object which one would he be

>>104560799
a cocksleeve

stuffing him full of candy cane

i want to absorb wife's pain so he doesn't need to feel it

>>104550046 (OP)(me)
opps, i just checked the archive and jobbed hard... I didn't realize there was a thread before this
>>104545579

>>104561251
oh wow iidn't realize either. i wake up at 8AM EST so if the thread can survive until then i can bump it

>mama will cook for you
MOMMYYYYYYYYYT

>>104561251
no, thank you! i jobbed harder, but i was sorta curious if a thread would survive if i baked before i went to sleep.

that strawberry wasn't terrible

>that's too big
>that's too yellow
>that's too brown

oh god not wife's arthritis knuckles

>>104561347
No worries, I appreciate you for at least trying to keep us alive during down time
>>104561305
Same here, at least we know we're good in NA times, we'll need more euro/asia anons if we wanna survive the night...