Thread 104672173

>Superchatter apologizes for past behavior.
>Superchatter writes a love confession with a genuine expectation to get in a relationship.
>Superchatter expresses disappointment about the streamer missing their last superchat.
>Superchatter brings up his own fetishes, unsolcitedly.
>Superchatter brings up their transness.
>Superchatter explains why he will stop watching her.
>Superchatter makes an unfunny joke that the chuuba is forced to laugh to.
>Superchatter writes in broken, unintelligible English.
>Superchatter trauma dumps.
>Superchatter announces his birthday and asks for a birthday song.
>Superchatter backseats.
>Superchatter brings up Phase Connect or another shitty corpo or small vtuber no one cares about.

Somebody please explain these retarded tourists periods don't belong in green text

>Superchatter keeps a running commentary by continually sending $5s to re-state things that just happened on the stream in their own “funny” take
>Superchatter sends $5 claiming to be poor to beg for the benefits of a higher paid tier
>Superchatter apologizes for sending a small value superchat because they’re also addicted to [gambling/gacha]
>Superchatter spoils key information before the game starts by sending in a quick FYI
>Superchatter traumadumps
>Superchatter traumadumps about their dead/dying relative or pet
>Superchatter traumadumps about their health and attempts to become a reoccuring chat character by being the fan who has [ongoing disease/illness]
>Superchatter traumadumps about their oshi saving them from death/dying
>Superchatter attempts to relate to the stream by traumadumping about how they also experienced what the character/story is going through
>Superchatter attempts to bond with the streamer by traumadumping about something that the streamer has also personally experienced

I do all of those, then watch people on /vt/ seethe about it.

>>104672349
>I shit my diaper to make people mad
we know, anon. we know.

>>104672415
Lol /thread

>>104672416
>phoneposter
lol indeed.

>>104672429
Lol you got btfo op just stop being a faggot so much

>>104672252
go report them to the Académie 4chanaise

>>104674641
In another life, this could have been a fulfilled Chihaya fan...

>>104672173 (OP)
>with a genuine expectation to get in a relationship.
You people keep trying to slip this shit in there when it barely happens in even the most parasocial of chats

>>104675027
retard

>>104674711
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

the main reason why i hate corpos and big streamers is exactly because they're constantly thanking superchats
its such an annoying feature, you want to support the streamer, fine, donate 50 on streamlabs, not 1$ 50 times through superchat you god damn attention whore

I remember that one mf that traumadumped about their dead mother and FWMC ignored it
KWAB

>>104676446
I hope that anon's mom is doing fine.

>>104674641
Would have been based if he didn't have absolutely dogshit taste.

>>104676120
watch streams

>>104672173 (OP)
Okay

>>104676546
stfu

>>104672173 (OP)
The birthday thing is (barely) tolerable. Now what isn't tolerable
>Superchatter announces his birthday for a birthday song. This is the third time this year they've done it

>>104672369
>brings up his fetish unsolicited

>>104676272
It can help when she reads only yellows and above but then you just have bigger spenders that start spamming $10 repeatedly to do the same thing
At least she's getting more out of it that way but it's cringe to see
>>104681911
Would you prefer a different fetish?

...I've said it was my bday in an aka before.
Stop judging me.

>>104672173 (OP)
If you have to donate to get a woman to read your shit, she ain't worth it. Just hire a prostitute or something.

>>104681954
Best is if they just leave most, if not all, supas to the end where they can just run through them in order, read the interesting ones and otherwise thank names while skipping repeat senders. It works very tolerably for AZKi, although she probably gets a lot more interesting supas compared to most because of her special interest autism.
Our just go the Mio way and not read any on stream

>>104672369
I'm shitting in your oshi's diaper.

>>104680175
>ugly ass rally car
>memesan go-kart
nah, even for asian cars you can do 200x better with anything else.

>>104672173 (OP)
lld aside, nimi was right in never enabling SCs or selling too much plastic garbage
and honestly I would prefer if vtubers, at least those that don't need parasocial interactions to retain viewers, did the standard youtuber thing of just having a patreon. another good alternative would be doing what gigi does and have dedicated SC reading streams