Thread 106144122

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: karaoke tuesday, special halloween stream friday on youtube

in other news, this week is lumi's busy time so she's cutting the usual schedule down to 8 streams only. please be nice!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1982707927690706953/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be back and stream again

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

Previous Thread:>>105936624

>>106144149
Cute retard.

we will never fix lumi if she remains tethered to failure. what can be done?

>>106146457
encourage failure, cause sleep deprivation, enjoy loopy neurotic lemon forever

>>106147624
even such a self-intetested strategy will not work when she has a boulder chained to each leg

My penis envy tomboy stacy vtuber probably has some cringekino lined up for today.

>>106148367
I certainly hope so. I wonder if fishman was smart enough to make sure all of the girls stream late. even the local cuck posters would struggle explaining that one

Someone dump their lolumi folder for me real quick thank you

someone needs to fuck this woman

>>106151134
Starbro refuses to cross the line, so Lumi will have to do it.

You guys missed lolumi Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka17s7nwDXY

>>106151134
I'll step up to the plate. wish me luck bros

>>106152088
why did we have to stay on earth? she said there was a reason. time to autistically go over the transporter mechanics to come up with a theory.
I feel like we didnt step up to the ball on this one

>>106152088
why did we have to stay on earth? she said there was a reason. time to autistically go over the transporter mechanics to come up with a theory.
I feel like we didnt step up to the plate and sort of left her hanging on this one. it was a great schizo premise

>>106152182
Galaxy Quest

>>106152276
I love her sometimes

>>106152088
It was kino

what is she up to right now?

blowing us off and feeding the cuckposters all the ammo they will ever need. all in one fell swoop. great. I give up. it isn't worth holding our ground here. now on top of being fags for staying in, we get to spend our time thinking about how we were faggy enough to stay in. hurray we're acting like losers every second we are here.

>>106155046
Why the fuck are you spazzing out? She only lives with her brother.

>>106155046
>he thought his oshi was different
HAHAHHAHAHA

>>106155133
>reality
my brother in christ, since when has anyone given a fuck about the truth? what do you think is more important? a very real announcement or the underlying reality literally no one will ever see? which of those controls the tangible second, third, and fourth order consequences that will impact our fun?
truth has little by way of immediately recognizable tangible value. the way truth is presented has immediate power. with obvious consequences. the weight of the real truth is felt several steps later when you consider motivations.

>>106155675
yes thank you for reminding me how beating pcg means little once you consider atomic autism. keeping you shitters out just won't be as fun anymore

>Jelly and Lumi both get jealous when their chats see other vtubers.
Grim

>>106156138
yup. that's one of her preferred self-flagellation rituals. whether or not she realizes it. she won't get the satisfaction either way

>>106155046
it might actually be this >>106155889

>>106156296
The new girls have higher CCV than her, so yeah, she’s actually worried.

>>106156306
I suspected a similar cope. she can call it whatever she wants. she's just doing the standard doubling down on a fuck up. imagine if lumi got a cat and accidentally let it infect her with toxoplasmosis. what would happen if several years later a doctor told her what she thought was her love of cats was actually her brain playing host to mind altering parasites?
she would insist the doctor has an evil anti-cat agenda. then listen to the voices in her head telling her to buy more cats. she would know deep down she is wrong, but prioritize not processing the anxiety over fixing the problem.

>>106156598
that is a symptom of a condition she is terrified of curing. a particularly acute one that magnified everything.

>>106156306
>feels safe enough to order up two new sexy models
>gets really friendly with chat
>discord drama
>does a 180
this was not a plan of her own making.

>>106156598
She's been through like 4 gens. So she knows the initial hype dies down after a while. We'll see what the new girls are actually made of shortly.
>>106157640
>discord drama
QRD?

>>106157898
someone had a meltdown.

>>106157898
It's mostly main thread shitters posting about it but she was yapping about live reacting to her fav Netflix slop to her mods. Maybe it was vc but I can't remember, anyway it highlighted a problem of her having a mods > clique > regulars relationship with chat that looks off and groomy to newfags stagnating her growth..

>>106158142
I see the three schizos are in alignment on this. did you notice how her mod dynamic shifted? someone just learned how to use withholding attention to make a woman pine over you. it was working. until it wasn't.
men do not stop wanting to groom. they give up. they have not given up until they have moved on.

this is why it's better to never chat. if lumi doesn't even know you exist she can't schizo out about losing viewers.

>>106158354
For once you may have a point, they have been ignoring her a lot these past few weeks on top of things going really well for her streaming-wise (cancelling the trip did wonders) which made her clingier than usual

>>106158508
someone was making tremendous headway. then a chat dynamic reverted back to pre-summer. mod volitility shot up. attention whoring and validation in particular. she got a dm that shifted her mood yesterday.
she was so focused on sex that she overlooked emotional grooming. the second she thought he was gay her guard dropped entirely. the word is guard too. timing the application of pressure for right when her stutter came back? vile. intentional or not.

>>106158891
>she got a dm
So you have a source or you just imagined it in your head?

>>106158142
She's been talking about "mod chat" for weeks, making their inside jokes chat jokes. Why would it boil over now? Or is it another nothing burger where one guy got mad, some antis signal boosted and now the pattern noticer is noticing?
>>106158500
I don't enjoy streams without interactivity. There's so much entertainment that works on its own, streaming doesn't. Lumi, especially, she's got one of the best interactivity in the industry.

>>106159606
I appreciate healthy scepticism and would do the same in your position. I know what I have been right about, you have the wisdom not to trust the local retards. if you trusted my judgement you would be right this time but for bad reasons. if you made a habit of it, you would get burned. we are at an impasse and not one I could justify attempting to break. so fair enough.

>>106159675
do you really want to know?

>>106159905
Right, so you just imagined it in your head and are actually trying to pass off nonsense like
>I have knowledge of her private messages
to give authority to your arguments. You could at least be honest with yourself and put a "probably" in that statement to signify that this is a supposition at best, and a hallucination at worst.

>>106160068
I tested my theory the moment it came to mind. I am not a fool.

>>106160060
Yes, I've been online for the past 12 hours, so if I haven't figured it out myself by now, I won't

>>106160120
watch the last week of vods and pay very close attention. if that is too time prohibitive to justify on mere curiosity, then it comes down to this.
the honest sperg in his childish fairy tale and the dishonest gooner lost in his slave morality corruption doujin both know that they know that they know.

>>106155046
Yeah she got a new boyfriend.

>>106161050
sure

>>106160614
You sound like the sunbrocean schizos except uselessly vague. Name names already.

>>106161561
I'm not breaking my own rules

>>106161798
Stop larping and tell us. No one wants moral fags here. Just makes you looks like you don't know whit anon

>>106162260
I dont think you watch streams

>>106160614
I don't know the "inner circle" well enough to follow that. But thanks for trying i guess

>>106163785
who makes her mod act like an insecure bitch?

is lumi's project just shilling something on the 17th?

>>106164996
100%
she's mentioned only wanting useful merch stuff that you could realistically leave out and not be labeled a sex offender. I'm guessing it's a boobpad or something

>>106165455
I am going to be so sad if all this drama and bullshit was over a lazy money laundering scheme

she said she's doing a maze later? whats that about

>>106170512
????

>>106170512
a game? she asked filian to play it with her. maybe it is a streaming thing. who knows

>>106170512
Did you mean this collab? They played a game called Labyrinthian or something

>>106170628
it was at the end of the filian stream, she asked what she was doing later and she said a maze. not irl either. or maybe I misheard

>>106170716
you heard right. maybe she willl be cool and give us our rainy spoopy night stream or maybe she won't. either way.

just fyi I am not gonna cope well in the break

>>106173371
You just have to believe.

>>106175343
>>106175398
she can't keep getting away with this

>it's a holiday
>Lumi comes up with some excuse to not stream so she can go out and celebrate with her boyfriend
Genuine Gumi humiliation ritual. Look forward to the same thing this Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's.

>>106177140
She has a family emergency that involves Starbro. pls understand

lumi needs to work on communicating better. this feels way too similar to the real life shift of working to be happy with the people you enjoy to the people you enjoy getting in the way of your work.

>Hime thinks I have other girls to talk to
lmaaaoooo

oh shit wrong thread. oh well who cares.

>>106178364
Imaging watching a brotherfucker, couldn't be me.

I unironically think this may have been her way of appeasing the people wanting a scared Lumi horror game play, but she couldn't do it alone so she scheduled a collab with the only one available on such short notice

>>106178683
you are fundamentally correct. lumi's recklessly retarded behavior demonstrated a certain contempt for the feelings of spergy but earnest gumis. that wasn't cool but she isn't out living every lie and laughing at you for funding it.
don't let the cuck posting get to you guys. negligence isn't cool but she is as fucked in the head as they come too.

it would probably be for the best if lumi just took the rest of the weekend off.

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1984490148793631131
She noticed the optics I guess and felt bad
>>106182068
Unironically would undo 6 months of hard work

>>106182092
that tweet is what I am referring to. if she thinks this didn't make it ten times worse then she is in a bad place. get the fuck away from discord and go cry for the next two days. she already did her self-destruct ritual. there nothing more to worry about other than getting better.

>>106182225
it's still better than a repeat of Dizzy guerilla/Valentine's

>>106182369
Setting the bar low aren't we?

>>106182413
I think you're reaching is all, this doesn't seem like a menhera episode just a failure to make an event special and she's dealing with it like she always does by working harder. Choosing sponsored content to do it with is interesting but we'll see where it ends up. I'm not gonna concern over something this minor

>>106182369
that was a literal nothing burger. she said she was taking the three day weekend off, she took it off. stupid for someone in her position but only because of how autistic everyone seems to be.
I know there are very justifiable reasons she literally lacks the self-awareness to undersrand her well poisoning shift in priorities, her shit character judgement calls, and utter inability to understand when she guarantees things will be taken the wrong way.
if I did not know that, it would look like she built up hype for a holdiay event. a holiday. one you make plans weeks in advance for. then just didn't give a fuck about leaving us with our thumbs up our asses. she can do whatever she wants on her own time. do not fuck with people's time. it makes it really hard to be patient. especially when the only reason anyone cared was because they cared about her to begin with.

>>106182560
nigger you are so far behind the causal chain here you might as well be looking at the formation of planets and think we still don't need to take the possibility of the big bang seriously.

>>106182092
>sponsor slop

You guys are so insecure. I hope you guys aren't this clingy to other women

>>106184003
what other women?

>>106184003
It's only a minority that does this. Almost all Gumis knows whenever she takes a break or cancels a stream, it's to be with family.

>>106184027
I'm taking a break from watching the sponsored stream to be with family. If you see me in another chat, that chuuba is my sister.

>>106156138
It's all an act, they don't care. At least Lumi doesn't.

>>106184759
Let us have our fun retard

>>106177140
And especially Valentine's, when she's going to take whole days off afterwards.

>>106184027
Probably to see her nieces at her cousins house

>>106184759
Lumi does love us

>>106184003
low eq moment that will land you emotionally broken up with before you even notice something is wrong. also poor attitude towards time

>>106186362
she does. unironically. bitching about something in enough detail for someone to understand it is a hallmark of that. I want to give her a hug. there is a lot going on all at once for her and I doubt she is even tracking it all.

>>106186362
In a socially loner way yes

>>106188128
I feel like she isnt that happy right now

>>106187928
this is really cute

lumi should stream naked today and with her engine warmed up. she needs to make sure we aren't angry at each other before this trip. I expect to hear a few moans and a muted but clearly impactful 5 second schlick with every throw. we won't be able to prove anything but we will enjoy the impact on her behavior

>>106186525
Strange that you mention it. I don't hug a lot, but she does trigger a protective instinct in me. Maybe I'm a bit broken, but I rarely feel this way about adult women in my life. It's like some part of me knows she has something worth protecting.

lumbi

>>106189253
its the imagination. she coped her way into being an adult child. not in the manchild girlfailure sense but in the ability to play.
>protect instinct
yeah acting on that for a stranger has been weird

she woke up! start masturbating lumi you have 25 minutes to get in the mood

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

tardwife live. try to be nice. she already read it all.

>>106191890
hm, I think I will hate and berate for no reason

well played Lumi

>>106191890
she's such a dork

>>106191890
Love her so.