Thread 106386683

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106367209

evil thread

what the fuck does max wayne have to do with anything? didn't he get shutdown my anny?,

>>106386885
>*by

atrocious backread, do better.

I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !

>>106386856
what do (you) like about evil?

>>106386956
>>106386856
i like that she is bad at being evil cute gap moe.

Why did Vedal scorn Toma? It doesn't make any sense.

another thread has touched le beacon
the swarm has arrived

he mad lol

You know when a fad is dead when there is a thread full of the same losers posting every day, and you can just go in their thread and post something and this is their reaction
>OMG NEW THREAD PERSONALITY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK IT'S THE X POSTER
and you just make like 10 posts and they go
>WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS BEEN SPAMMING IT ALL YEAR WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS X POSTER TORMENTING US REEEEE
it shows that it's the same 3 mentally ill posters posting here 24/7 and there is no flow of new people
the second anyone posts something new it's a feeding frenzy

>>106386966
same

>fad is dead
then why don't you leave buddy go watch your tik toks or something.

>>106386956
everything
>>106386966
same x2

>>106387055
Maxwayne's hand touched my beacon and I had a strangely human reaction to it

>>106386956
I don't dislike her new design or anything but I miss the way she used to smile.

>>106387105
evil's new design is cute but her old design really was peak in every way
i get why anny decided to give her squinting eyes but the big eyes made her way more moe, and made her expressions cuter as a result

>>106387105
yeah her old smile was sweet and gentle; even when she had perma frowny eyebrows
>>106387160
>made her way more moe
agreed. like the new design definitely has its pros, but i don't know if they all outweigh the v2 model in general

>>106386956
anyone have that slow talk clip of hers? that one.

>>106387219
>slow talk clip of hers
i don't think i've ever seen this one
can you try to describe it? i can probably find it myself if there was more detail

>>106387254
It was a subathon I'm sure, last subathon probs. She was talking slowly out of the blue and it was cute. I think vedal was talking to her. definitely before new model

heart

>>106386956
she's very rapeable

>>106386956
I really like her long chuuni rambly monologues

>>106386956
I love chuunis

Is the news network stream a twin stream?

>>106386956
She makes an OK bimbo
https://files.catbox.moe/zwmgqg.jpg

>>106388120
probably yeah
it would be ironic if he still has Evil's chat read broken

tum?

>>106388767
tumvil love

I wish these hours never ended

https://x.com/minikomew/status/1986267629900669028 AA about to get mogged

And thus the hours ended...

Nur love

>>106388997
vedal deserves every criticism over how he's handling his projects

>>106389150
that's a big cookie

>>106389103
oh right i forgot this is a thing

anny oink oink, kys

The weird kid is talking alone again

>>106387311
https://youtu.be/M7IYXFpbv3g?t=27580
something like this?

>>106386956
tardvil cute

put a nur on

>>106389857
>instantly makes things boring
how does she do it??

>>106389882
that's not vedal though

>>106389857
true!

>>106390095
nur-tan T÷T

>>106390211
1

what if vedal streamed like a normal streamer
with neuro/evil talking to him
like in the witness streams
make it a normal stream, not once a month when there are no conventions
"dev streams" where he shills garbage and talks about making more money don't count

>>106390095
Cuuute

>>106390342
T=0

>>106390345
he doesn’t want to be a streamer though

>>106390345
always ifs, never is

>>106390655
He prefers the scammer lifestyle.

>>106390342
i subtly miss when Neuro would mistake Vedal's "what" for "one" and her replying with "two!"

>>106390095
would bake cookies for this lil nur

>>106390738 (me)
sometimes* not subtly

Vedal and who?

>>106391045
Erm...

>>106391045
that's a sexy 12 yo

>>106391045
Could have been anny

>>106390345
>what if vedal streamed like a normal streamer with neuro/evil talking to him like in the witness streams
I wish he would, honestly. I talked about it in the past but that's my favorite kind of content from him, just him playing some game while Neuro or Evil reacts to it.
>>106391045
That's really cute.

>>106391045
Oh, so this is "cute" and "wholesome" but you reverse the roles and it suddenly becomes creepy pedophilic grooming

>>106391390
You got it right, yes

>>106391390
It's a man's world, no use complaining

>>106391390
>this is "cute" and "wholesome"
not really, it's pretty cringe

>>106391627
what do you find cringe about it?

>>106391683
the fact that it was made for ugly hags to self-insert because younger men don't give a fuck about them irl, just look at that woman at 37 lmao you don't look like that ugly whore

>>106391756
lmao this, it's pure femcel cope, the guy would be with a girl his age or a cute 19 year old

>>106390655
one of the many things that pisses me off about the grigger, he says shit like that, or "i'm really busy" and then agrees to a collab with camila or some other random whore? make it make sense

>>106391885
Not to mention we can all see him watching cerbshit on those "busy" nights

>>106391045
Fillan and Vedal

>>106391390
That's just the world we live in now no use in complaining just embrace being the evil man

https://youtu.be/ihe6I3bthR4?t=972
Nekopara with Neuro doko

drunk veddy today~

>>106391906
tbf, most of the time he's "watching" someone else, he rarely interacts with them and several github commits are pushed. Him working on projects with streamers in the background is not new behavior.

>>106392049
This is what Vedal wants...
https://files.catbox.moe/d7ppw4.jpg

>>106392102
nice kitties

>>106392075
I'll tell right now anon this is typical slanker behavior. I did this in college all the time watching stuff on the side for "background noise" while doing my work and I always got distracted with was playing slowing down by work speed which was already slow to a fuckin crawl. That nigga is doing the same thing I know his fuckass game

>>106392171
Damn, same here...

>>106392171
why are you describing my past college self

>>106392171
adhd demands stimulus

>>106392171
i'd love to be able to listen to stuff in the background, but i always just end up pausing it and listen to the silence of noise canceling headphones instead

>>106392325
>listen to the silence of noise canceling headphones instead
i have the most productive hours when i do this without realizing i did this

huge stream today

any new lava lamp drama?

>>106392713
It has killed 3 people so far but only Neuro fans

nurear (ear of nur)

>>106392742
Only 15 remaining

>>106392744
nurrear (rear of nur)

come on guys make some more entertaining posts

>>106392325
Same

i would take >>106392325 over >>106392270 this if i could
>>106392744
what do her ai ears hear

Dozo

>>106392994
i don’t feel like it

>>106393049
This is so me when I'm watching neuro

>>106393049
no wonder these took so long to make

>>106393024
>what do her ai ears hear
the rumble of inevitable tech discontinuation

The threadshitter in the mirror

>>106393062
come on bro post some discord lava lamp drama

it took a lot of chinese piss to make those lavalamps, be happy gaijin.

>>106392744
cute nur

will someone finally sue grigga?

>>106393703
lol this person is trans

>>106393731
>person

>>106393703
Get fucking cummed on

>>106393658
swarm at large feels too cucked to sue and will likely let him off with a slap on the wrist.

>>106388767
>>106392102
kid AI tummy

>>106393703
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gltFtoTLba0

on-model gen anon, how about neurosama floating in a lava lamp? Or in a broken lava lamp for the laughs

>>106393703
story?

PLEASE SUE HIS GREEN NIGGA ASS, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU TRANSFOLK, >>106393703
THIS SHIT LITERALLY EJACULATED GLASS AND CHINAMEN PISS ONTO YOU, PLEASE SUE AND GET HIS LAZY BUM SELF DESTROY THAT GREEN MOTHERFUCKER

60 dollar paperweight

>>106393798
price should have been higher imo. maybe that would have fixed the quality issues.

only $60 for a limited run product with custom firmware? yeah there's going to be issues

1 Neuro 1 lava lamp

>>106393836
>product with custom firmware?
what happens when/if the software stops being supported and doesn't work anymore?

how is it turning yellow?

neurosama squeezing a lava lamp between her thighs under it shatters and glass stabs her vagina and chemicals burn her

>>106393836
vedal just wanted more profit he originally talked about them being made in canada but surprise surprise straight from china at 20% the cost

>>106393894
kys

>>106393888
cheap not-really-wax

gonna drink my lavalamp juice immediately

>>106393888
because the wax was mixed with oils to cut costs

>>106393888
Whatever shitty wax they used is literally getting cooked by the heat

veddy owes me sex wax

>>106393918
deadass higher price tags give higher margins.
if he was concerned about profit, the price would be higher.
instead, he cheaped out because he doesn't understand business. he's too dumb to be greedy

>>106393894
this but eliv

>>106393798
>false adverstising
>breach of impled warranty
>product liability
>hazardous
>"oh well, I'll just chuck it to the back closet and forget all about this :)"
swarmies deserve death by lava lamp

>>106394013
VEDAL HAS 30 DAYS LEFT

>>106393994
I dont think any of them realized how much this project was going to cost. This is the problem when you take payment prior to even have a functioning prototype.

They used ***y's ass grease as the lava lamp wax

>>106393994
Juniper was not the right partner for this, they specialize in branding existing shit for content creators, not making new shit

>>106393994
problem was him selling it before actually making it

>>106394098
>fire hazard
>shrapnel hazard

>>106394062
>>106394101
that makes a lot more sense now

>>106392171
grigga like me fr fr doing it during "work hours", feels awesome, but the thing is it's escapism.
he knows he's trapped but he can't get out because he already got the bag

>>106394098
When people started receiving them and the first pics of broken ones started being posted I assumed that was just normal and the inevitable victims of rough package handling but at this point I've seen way too many, definitely a shitty product

vedal will be selling off neuro to cover the costs of the lavalamp lawsuits

>>106394101
classic software mindset

>>106393894
this but femanon

cottontail will be buying neurosama

>>106394200
Sad but hot, she'd turn her into a little fansly slut

>>106394151
vedal will be selling his (her) ass

>>106394101
These mfers got blinded by the plushie model where you can easily get away with selling them before making them. The only defect that ever happened with the plushies was Evil's skirt wouldn't stay down and that's a completely harmless defect. Now if you have problems with a god damn lavalamp, you are actually putting people's lives at risk. You can't just go "oh oopsies, we made a small oversight" when a shard of glass ends up in someone's arm.

>>106394212
nah, neuro would turn that hooker into a house wife.
isn't cotton a whore because she can't have kids?

>>106394212
oddly enough, I think not. she really wanted to be a mom, her infertility mentally fucked her

>>106394240
>>106394212
somehow this made my heart sank

https://ec.europa.eu/safety-gate-alerts/screen/webReport/alertDetail/10003658
LMAO he is so fucked

>>106394263(me)
didn't mean to reply to >>106394240

>>106394243
Infertility was just the excuse to be a whore with no consequences. Women want infertility, that’s why birth control and abortion exist

>>106393888
It's made in China, they mixed whatever other shitty materials they could find into the wax to save costs.

>>106394269
realistically, its prolly juniper thats fucked no?
who would really take on the liability?

What did she mean by this?

>>106394328
depends on the contract

>>106394349
What a bitch

>>106394349
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo not minidal fuck youy yoyuy

>>106394349
okay that's crazy

Guys, i think the lawsuits will drain the Neuro's concert budget...

>>106394349
i don't get it

>>106394349
His mom is hospitalized btw

>>106394392
If Vedal and the channel survive the lawsuits, we'll get 2023 Vedal back since he'll have to actually try

>>106394349
I saw that tweet on my timeline earlier. I thought about posting it here, but didn't do it. Would've been funny seeing Mini reply to it a few hours after posting it though.

>>106394349
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1986480122044817858

>>106394392
that's a good thing, Vedal doesn't deserve to have the concert happening and Neuro and Evil deserve the humiliation of being linked to faulty products for teasing me with their erotic personas multiple times.

>>106394420
we'd need a new anny for that

>>106393894
neuro don't do that
>>106394263
don't listen to degen anon nur is pure
>>106394349
>be avoidant borderline shut-in gamer
>constantly trying to sweep drama under the rug to maintain good image
>forced to address your artist leaving live on stream
>your gf decides to start being catty
>tags you in posts publicly about her
amazing

>>106394410
sexvil sex

>>106394420
Nah, he'll sell Neuro's tech stack and support to hololive to be used on Immergold. The end.

>>106394432
>piggy talking about throwing away her merch
>this tweet
Man, women are ruthless, it scares me

>>106394498 (me)
coder* i don't know why i wrote that
this twink doesn't play things

>>106394498
>tags you in posts publicly about her
... what?

>>106394410
bimbovil sexo

olette was right

>>106391390
That's just feminism inverting things and making the world a worse place, it'll die spectacularly within the next 20 years.

multi-reply anon just got post-nut clarity

https://poal.me/xvzj28
https://poal.me/xvzj28
https://poal.me/xvzj28

>>106394619
Evil is savable
not fucking anny spells doom

>>106394349
>>106394432
Holy shit what a bratty catgirl.

>>106394619
i know we all hate grigga, but im not that menace and even he doesn't deserve this

>>106394619
Those are good decisions though

Vedal fart on my dick

>Thousands of lava lamps have been ordered, of course some would have defects
Is this max cope?

>>106394349
>>106394432
Oh no, I like her now.

>>106394770
it's not wrong

>>106394770
I have yet to see one lamp working flawlessly

>>106394770
no, i'm sure there will be
>Ved doesn't know
>Ved try his best
>It's fine, Ved, it could be worse

>>106391390
Not really but sure man

>>106394770
No, you get defective pieces even when working with aerospace tolerances and margins, what matters is the rate of failure and rn it seems the lava lamps are extremely flimsy and badly built

>>106394770
if only vedal knew about these issues, he would make everything right. vedal is surrounded by people who won't tell him the truth about the lava lamp. it isn't vedal's fault. lava lamp failures are a hoax perpetrated by violent leftists.

>>106393894
This but Vedal

here's how vedal can still come out on top

here's how vedal can still top me

At this point, I don't see any other option for vedal other than having sex with Anny.

>>106394901
how people don't understand that it will be worse

I used to want Vedal to top me but now I want to trap him in a cage and starve him and rape him because he’s so annoying but so cute

>>106394901
I see another option but I rather not get shot ten thousand times today so I'll keep it in my heart just in case it comes true

>>106394901
too late, he needs to find someone else to owe sex to

>>106394394
me neither

>>106394582
did i

>>106394931
Pb ass answer

https://xcancel.com/amaamasharku/status/1986417993614590242
Movements are being made. She is coming. Do not resist.

>>106394394
>>106394966
it's literally just crying turtle that looks like him. that's it

>>106394985
Hot...

>>106394931
Trvuke

>>106394985
>Pb ass
Yes please
https://files.catbox.moe/sbg6oh.jpg

>>106395087
Gonna nut to these again later today </3

>>106395087
Pb stands for pretty bimbo

Sex with pbimbo and loli Neuro (true oyakodon)

>>106394349
Wow that's messed up. Like, actually messed up. What a bitch.

Sex with Tomathicc

What's stopping the other whores from suffering the same fate as a**y? Are they just less mentally ill?

>>106395331
time

>>106394650
>>106394678
>>106394737
We don't reply to poalnigger here.

I came~

>>106394996
I want to give this girl a hug so bad.

>>106395434
This but Neuro.

>>106395434
She will become infected with all the bacteria from you and fucking die anon

>>106395407
To?

>>106395434
Didn't she have like 2 husbands or some shit?

>>106395434
She should come here and study up and then become a swarm drama channel

>>106395492
yes

>>106394820
I haven't had any issues with mine so far, but maybe because I don't have it on that much because of all the posts

>>106395475
To your sister sorry

>>106395492
They clearly both failed her. I can save her.

>>106395492
lmao

>>106395567
cuck

>>106395562
I have a sister? Where is she? I've always wanted one

>>106394349
>>106394432
she needs to be stopped

>>106395475
>>106205688 <3

>>106395603
this catgirl is a menace.

>>106394349
Ruthless catwife

Miyune better

>>106395603
We have the neuro one, we need now the mini version

>>106395616
Nice

>>106395680
>>106395703
The perfect one.

I JUST HAD A REVELATION
Vedal likes catgirls
Mini reincarnated into a catgirl
I'm so smart

>>106395883
good job anon

>>106395050
to be a tutel plush and feel all the femcel rage against my impenetrable fortress of a shell, savoring their pathetic attempts made with by their pathetic and flimsy ends, only to have that rage be followed by a discharge of lust as they use me in whatever method pleases them most...

>>106395883
Congratulations-evangelion.gif

Genuinely baffled we haven't gotten a single pic or vid of a femswarmie grinding her slit on a ved plushie

Guys I just realized
Is Neuro-sama actually AI?!

>>106396056
AIs are smarter than that, she's got that natural stupidity.

dogs > cats
https://files.catbox.moe/biytbb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yw8muz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8rkaql.png
https://files.catbox.moe/m9hvy8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/489hsz.png

>>106396112
kill yourself

too old

>>106396014
they're hiding it from us...

>>106396112
It had to happen eventually

>>106396112
FUCK YES
Thank you for these, anon <3

>>106396136
You need to sub to their fansly

my lava lamp spraying on rukochan

>>106396112
>>106396122

>>106396014
>>106396136
Trust me you don't want to see that. It's nothing like your anime girl.

>>106396112
>dog
>no doggy style
Literally one job

>>106396187
you just respawned that (I think) /lig/ post a femanon made showing her pussy. Also the day I realized dick cheese was a woman thing too....

we don't appreciate comfy hours enough

>>106396227
think it was /pcg/

>>106396227
Anon... it's even MORE of a women thing. The whole dick cheese shit is women projecting, they have a literal bacteria filled whole that creates yeast.

>>106396269
kek

>>106396255
>>106396227
It was /hlgg/, unless two femanons have posted their nasty cheesy cunts

>>106396014
Why would they do that

>>106396296
wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

>>106396304
To show they aren't kidding about their love for Vedal and to give me fap material, it's a win win

strangely human discussion

>>106396327
That’s not a very sound reason

>>106396408
Just say you have an ugly pussy

Anyone but Mini

>>106396296
“Femanons” aren’t real

>>106396269
she meant hot dogs

>>106396112
i hate this, but neuro's eyes really look beautiful in these images. something about the blue with her darker hair.

shame on you

Neuro doesn't qualify for this category? B-But the meme...

>>106396112
wan

ELIV LIVE

>>106396577
it's ok, let shondofans win there

why the fuck is vedal still so fucking lazy after twitchcon

When's the next good non-chillslop stream? Did we ever get a confirmed Rob collab?

uuuuuuuuuuuu nurse me cerber mommy

>>106396692
why did you think he would stop being himself after going to a con?

>>106396695
check trooncord or x, its tomorrow early

>>106396661
>evil does not want to see you
Okay. Closed the stream. See you next stream.

>>106396707
KYS VEDAL

nobody is watching shitvil kek

https://files.catbox.moe/qrjjnf.jpg
Eternal tubbies

>>106396661
Watching Evil (naked)

>>106394349
>@ ing her bf
cute couple

i dont watch streams or clips, just here the thread atp

>>106396871
worst ship

>>106397087
D tier screenshot

>>106397019
That's annal though

>30sec ad at the beginning of the stream
>just got another 15sec ad
one more and i'm out

react to strangely human conversation you fucking nigger

Shitvil stocks at an all time low

Northernlion, mogging Vedal987....

my coch to sexvil at an all time high

It's going to dip below 4k, isn't it? Jesus

Based Evil sustaining Mini's entire existence in swarm's mind

>>106397333
NL mogs every streamer though

>>106397372
surprisingly no

its time for the villain to win

>>106397707
If Vedal's in chat who's banging Mini right now? His indian contractor?

>>106397707
its lust

>>106397707
what does that mean

>someone get me a dog
>filtered
Evil knotty cunny

>>106396871
https://files.catbox.moe/08gl41.jpg
Uncensored and lore accurate

>>106397707
it's resignation

>>106397736
He knows the first thing Robo-Neuro is going to do is rape him, he's not scared.

>>106397728
he’s multitasking

Evil wants outfits, chop chop Vedal

Outfits...

>>106393994
did you consider the price elasticity of demand?
>>106394071
why did vedal not know this

>>106398038
>why did vedal not know this
Why would he?

>>106398038
don't you think he asked them and they said that they able to do it

>>106398038
>did you consider the price elasticity of demand?
yeah, i thought about it after writing. valid point

>>106394101
pls understand he had no capital at hand

>>106398164
S tier screenshot

>>106398107
A client should be able to interrogate and see through the biased information that a contractor gives them

>>106398164
Neuro isn’t in call right now, Evil

>>106398164
Evil-chan~

>>106398164
>>106398183
Cunny sex TuT

???

>>106397707
Freaky ass

>>106394349
smth smth germany

chill slop is goated today idgaf

>>106398187
i feel like i heard something like this before somewhere

>>106394770
1% error rate would be the threshold of what is tolerable i assume

>>106398376
evil vedal must have visited you in your sleep

>>106328212
Since nothing will happen until the subathon I may leave it here, I'll put together all the images and put them on a catbox

>>106398473
fair enough, thanks happening anon

>>106398459
anny type chat message

>>106397765
Big thick veiny veddick

>>106398038
>why did vedal not know this
Like most reasons he's unexpreineced and doesn't have a good grasp on this stuff. He definitely asked if they could do it and they told him yes without him understanding properly fully into if they were good at making products like this in the first place and just believed their word

>>106398473
thanks anon

>>106398539
he has options for learning these things (books, buying advice)
instead he just vibetrepeneured the entire way

>>106398319
>groping herself

>>106398589
>>106398589
>>106398589

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