Thread 106534383

A thread for Hololive's Smokin' Stylish Scythe Swinger, Mori Calliope

Will Mori prefer sundae Dante or pizza Dante after watching the anime

>>106534383 (OP)
How sad will Mori be when her latest crush disappears into Bibboo’s husbando?

>>106534481
It's okay, they can share

>fawn over the edge brooding sad boi
She a arthoe to her core

stick em up

>>106535256
Wearing this is why debbies get mugged

>Orpheus was a better song then lets just crash
I think the only things that save LJC is the mv

Has Mori's opinion on V changed how you see him?

>>106536510
My feelings on V are similar to the original ones I had for Nero
I just wanna play Dante..

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>>106536510
>>106536526
>hates nero because her bullies look like him
goddammit mori

>>106537569
It's the crewcut..

How many chickens and goats do I need to sacrifice for DMC 2

>>106538575
Just ask her directly furea...

I'm glad Mori's been liking the games so much

Meepin’ All Over The World

>>106539576
What's the next series we need to convince her to try

>>106541264
They've got Batman Arkham perms now...

Vergilbros...

remember when mori use to be thick?
https://bunkr.si/f/sOb92OtNPrsnT

>>106541355
Leon in a thong..

K-farms loves Mori

>>106542513
You should fuck off and stay there

>>106542513
cool, now go back faggot

>>106542638
>>106542686
WTF I thought you guys liked Mori like they do?

anyone seething about K-farms loving Mori is an ex-vshojo/trash taste fag here

>>106541355
Dante over Vergil AND Edgeworth is pretty surprising honestly

>>106541355
Surprised V didn't even make the list

>clean sweep all her current and old song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXB26PzV31k
This really is her magnum opus

>>106542513
They laugh at lolcows. Mori hasn't done anything like that for 3 and a half years. At this point the weird twitter antis are the lolcows. Also go the fuck back.

>>106543209
Yeah it was obvious, I love this song but I dont listen to it often.

>>106543209
EoaL is like Mori's When Doves Cry when you think about

Big honking Meepers

>>106545128
daily reminder this use to be Mori until she lost weight and she wants to lose more weight and look skinnier then nyanners.

>>106545891
Who?

>>106545891
If there was a rap battle which of ironmouses closest friends would win? Mori or Nyanners?

nyanners rap skills
https://odysee.com/@Porcelinesalt:7/based_nyanners:9

>>106545891
>this use to be Mori until she lost weight
One day the average doxxfag will understand how sports bras work, and that will be day we're set free

>>106546435
It has to just be shitposting since there are older pictures of her being skeleton mode with huge tits still.

>>106546435
You would think that even if they didn't watch streams they'd still know about the "four sports bras" thing because it's constantly brought up here

made this thread out of boredom since I realize the average Mori thread is super boring.
>>106546534

Ahh I am seeing Mori bait threads again, what happened?

>>106546734
Report as spam if you care enough, it's literally one person.

>>106546734
Morischizo spamming daily threads and necrobumping them

>>106546734
>Caring about the /vt/ catalog at ALL
>Caring about the /vt/ circa 2025 post-hack
ISHYGDDT

New loading screen, neat

Rather surprised Mori talked about bullying in her last stream, I would only go bully her with my cock if I was her bully.

Sex with Mori's friend's mom

>>106546435
>sports bra cope
https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1985382138515186071
losing weight does make them smaller

>>106547626
Of course they do, but it's more that there are pictures of her being very skinny with huge boobs and her mentioning that boobs are basically the absolute last thing that gets smaller on her when she loses weight as much as she wishes otherwise.

>>106547626
>losing weight does make them smaller
I know that retard, but you're point is totally moot when Mori didn't need to be fat to have large breast like the lady you linked, as evidence by Mori being bigger than the lady you linked even back in 2019/2020 when she was skinnier than she is now
You're looking an image of her wearing a piece of clothing that's literally meant to compress large breasts, and going "wow they look smaller!!!" as if that's not how sportsbras work lol

>>106547738
>>106548159
just accept they are smaller why do so many of you want this to be the hill you die on

>>106548263
This is one of the few times "NO U" is appropriate since there is plenty of proof otherwise lmao

>>106548263
Look, we both know prostitutes are cheap in your 3rd world country. Just hire one and make her try on different bras/clothes instead of making a fool out of yourself on a weekly basis with this gimmick

What would Mori say if she was narrating the style meter?
>DOOM
>CATATONIC
>BINTED
>ANNIHILATION
>SOLID
>SWEET SLAYER
>STLYSH SINFUL SLAUGHTER

I really like how every level looks the same

>>106548481
Havent the last few levels literally been in the same place?

>Waiting until the one of the final missions to finally learn how Gerbera works
God I love her....
>>106548500
Yea, the past 3 or so missions have all taken place inside the Qliphoth tree

>>106548412
But who would narrate Mori's style meter?
It would be Gigi wouldn't it?

>>106548623
C-man, Gigi's voice would DLC/pre-order bonus

>>106548381
Seethe they are smaller nothing you say will change that fact

damn breaker-breaking enemy attacks man

>stuck at half health
I'm gonna be honest, I really wouldn't blame her if she used a gorb here

>>106549454
Getting the boss down to like 1/4th HP while she had basically 1hp shows can beat it without the gorb
The issue she just keep mashing when Malphas is in the middle of an attack and taking pointless damage cuz it

>>106549454
just equip some 'beras

This game doesnt have a single good boss

>>106549454 (me)
>used one and then choked at the last moment
man...

kek

>>106549780
yeah man, not being an asshole here, but was kinda embarrassing, like, don't use the gold before half bar, so if you get boss at 1hp, then it's totally fair to revive

Mori is gonna forget all this shit when she actually starts the chapter lmao

>>106550675
don't we all at some point?

mori.. that joke falls flat, when ""vergin"" is actually the only character confirmed to sex

>>106552200
That's the JOKE!

I swear Mori has a "choke gene" that makes her start face-tanking the fuck out of a boss the moment she gets it to low HP
I've never seen any snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory as much as she does, its legit impressive

I had to step out, how many tries was that?

>>106552601
Just two

>>106552601
2

>>106552627
>>106552630
So she almost one-shot him? Damn. Luce really is OP

>>106546933
>>106546987
Cuuute

Best mission

I have a feeling by the end she's gonna be drippin for Verg. The vast majority of women cannot resist the fantasy combo of guy that's an asshole/bad boy but has an emo/sensitive side. Mori would be a rare exception if she comes out of the game with only feels for V

>>106548623
Kronii so it's badass & hot

>>106553069
>Mori would be a rare exception if she comes out of the game with only feels for V
her mind has been warp by years of shit taste

>>106553069
You must be a DMC tourist if you think that since it would require literally 0 knowledge of Mori to come to that conclusion.

Moris talking makes me wish her and Nerissa went indie for the likelihood they open up fansly accounts as indie vtubers

>>106553298
Guts?

>>106553069
>The vast majority of women cannot resist the fantasy combo of guy that's an asshole/bad boy but has an emo/sensitive side. Mori would be a rare exception if she comes out of the game with only feels for V
Idk why you keep saying this when the entire reason she likes V is as superficial as finding him visually attractive lmao
She's not gonna suddenly fall for character she's felt nothing for, for 2 entire games games just cuz his split personality looks type of dude she shlicked it to when she was 13

>>106553434
Guts has almost no overlap in character with Vergil lmao

>>106547626
Wait, that's still pretty fucking big. I can live with that.
And the waist upgrade is great.
Not sure where the nipnaps went tho.

>>106553488
Guts wasn't just stoic, he was a stoic asshole for a while. Which yes that's just at face value but I thought you were implying she won't fall for any character that's a dick.

What the fuck this game is easy

>>106552536(me)
She did it AGAIN lmao

How have we not seen the judgment nut end yet

>>106554191
I'm pretty sure he only uses judgement nut end in the Nero fight

>>106554624
I was wondering that, and I would assume in the hard and very hard version of M19 he does as well because I feel like I definitely remember dealing with it as Dante

>>106554698
I think that's correct

That first try when Vergil had a literal pixel of health left would unironically have been the best place to use a gold orb

>>106554962
Alternatively, she should've just turned her brain on and won that run instead of panic spamming air attack and getting hit by the same move 4 times in a row lol

I'm legit curious how Morpo gets through a day in her life with such dogshit eyesight

>>106555353
You can actually take your time for day to day activities. Not playing a fast paced game lmao

>>106555410
>You can actually take your time for day to day activities
She passed a driving test with her eyesight, that must've been wild

>>106555443
I have a feeling her eyesight got bad in her mid 20s. Remember she got hers when she was 14

Really funny bit is that her gameplay has some how gotten worse the closer to the end we've gotten as opposed to the start of the game kek

>ONE GUY in chat gives a terrible piece of advice
>spends the next 30 minutes devoting her entire playstyle to that bad advice and not noticing all the messages saying it's bad advice

>ends the fight by slamming Vergil and his clone together
it's cinema...

So, with DMC5 wrapping up, it's safe to say that V is for Mori, and there is no active Holo Girl who is into Dante at the moment?

>>106555443
That was a long time ago

>>106555603
we really need that one guy emote to fill the chat with when that happens

could you stomach a new emo boy in a future game just to make her happy?

I know a game series she can start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVEeGtO0Px4

>>106555908
I think it's about time we...JUST CRASH

>>106556329
>Make Nero's son be an emo boy
sure

>>106556445
kek

>>106556445
Cant wait for the dash cam video

I was listening to LJC again and I just noticed this in the background.
What planet or moon are we racing on?

>>106557530
>What planet or moon are we racing on?
An unnamed moon of Morpian 5

>>106557530
Saturn^2
it's funny because I'm pretty sure planetary rings don't work that way

>>106557635
They don't, atleast not on a planetary timescale. Like if you vaporized 2 moons orbiting in different directions you would have rings like that for a small amount of time, but they would turn into 1 set of rings fairly "fast".

>>106560008
Last episode really explained why her last name is Reaper, kek

>>106560086
I really gotta binge watch that show someday, maybe during her day off

>>106557607
No, it's actually Morpian 6.

>>106541355
>dog in 4th
white women

>>106555443
You don't need good eyesight to pass a driving test. My fucking nearly blind (needs a magnifying glass to use a smartphone) coworker is proof of that

>>106561051
>needs a magnifying glass to use a smartphone
Sounds like a normal thing to do for far-sighted people of previous generations. Mori's near-sighted, though.

Ci

>>106561817
Or as some say.... し...

Someone should send Mori that meme of Dante and Vergil holding the Gura and Ame bodypillows. I think it's still on youtube

>>106562984
You could remake that into a version with Biboo and Mori Dakis

>>106562984
>>106563158
Kinda weird that the notshark
Hasn't followed through with DMC3 (I think she stopped so Mori could do her marathon) .

Also someone is inevitably draw all three of them as Nero, Dante and Vergil.

I thought she stop associating with those people, guess she can't help herself

>106563725
>mostly ignored on /#/
>goes /here/
Go to the catalog, you might get (You)'s from gullible retards.

>>106557206
Why was this deleted?
I was quoting something weird that was said on stream
https://youtu.be/Xftooty7p7M?t=21714

>>106563830
NTA, but how was it? I J*U

>>106564141
30 second appearance just to make the song that mentions her name tangible.

did something happen to her that she needs security that badly?

>>106565293
Recent Twitchcon incident probably spooked her

>>106565335
The happen a month ago and this just seem really out of left field which is why I wonder if some sort of indecent happen that made her and her friend uncomfortable

>>106565398
thats still pretty recent imo

>>106565293
She broke up with her SO

>>106565293
At least it implies that she'll be doing more stuff on the other side

>>106566418
Hope so, her holo content is getting stale

>honestly thought she would stop vagueposting
Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me

>>106566615
I wish she would just de-active that account and focus on holo only

>>106566418
Does it? I thought it was more her saying she's gonna have security more often when she does stuff, not that there's going to be more situations where she NEEDS security

>>106566418
Sports bra and booty shorts exercise stream please

is she even that popular to need security?
someone on towa said she is hanging around with friends from America showing them tokyo. Wouldn't it make much more sense for some jp fan to approach her rather then a NA one?

>>106566615
It's not really vagueposting, it's more like just posting lol. Unless you expect her to explicitly state what happened to her and her friend or expect her to talk about seeing her irl as Mori

Its always this time of day with these posts huh

>>106566825
After what happened at Twitchcon and with Kiara, it's better safe than sorry. Especially if fans are daring enough to approach her when she's with company

>>106566859
I guess that happens when your "friends" are irl streamers

>streamers mad that people come up to them
being famous must be so hard

>>106567377
I don't really see the relevance of if her friends were irl streamers or not. It sounds like someone recognized Mori and decided to approach her and not whoever she was hanging out with. If this happened with a holo friend, I still wouldn't expect her to post about it on main

Guess someone couldn't hold their meeps and morp all over irl, pathetic

Think Mori would ever try out any of the Mechwarrior games?

>>106567851
Probably too simmy for her, unfortunately

>>106534481
I wonder if Biboo would still like Vergil is dmc6 has him quoting Blake and miming the violin while his afterimage takes care of things.

>>106562904
Ci Sex....

>>106568489
His EX taunt has his afterimage acting all goofy so it would most likely would be him who would be the V-like one

>>106565293
She must have been with another holo and a fan spooked them.

>>106570288
another airbnb situation...

i'm gonna meep

>>106571401
Knock on wood, I hope it isn't Biboo.

>>106571401
>>106571533
Retard faggot

>>106567779
I would simply meep it in the bathroom instead

>>106568489
A Vergil that's open to enjoying human things would be fun

Reminder, whore's deserve nothing

>>106577050
Reminder, you're mom is offtopic on this board

>>106577050
>whore's
Whore's? Whore's what?

https://x.com/kamiyamaneki/status/1988383654016598269
OG version of this got shadowbanned, did anyone /here/ save it?

>>106579521
An anon on the other place posted but deleted the file shortly after for some reason

Pushed back an hour

>>106579603
Yeah I saw that, don't even know what would be so bad about it from the thumbnail

>>106580067
I dunno, maybe it had an areola peak?

What if we smacked Mori’s bottom until she cried?

>>106579651
dyrbi?

>>106580395
That would be kinda rude ngl

>>106580780
what if they were happy tears?

>>106580395
That would be kinda hot ngl

>>106580818
That would be kinda based ngl

Calli, I love you, but for the love of god stop saying "Do something strange to them". Please, it has been 4 whole walkthroughs, I can't take it anymore.

>>106581977
Does it make you feel strange?

>>106581977
I don't mind it, but it confuses me a little.
What does she mean by it? How did it even start?

Mori is very thorough when she hates on something
Antis could learn a thing or two

They should also sing Une vie à t'aimer

Thank god someone SC'd her about being on Son of Sparda

>>106583325
Vergil makes hard mode look like normal

Ignoring chat is actually based

>>106580818
You're triggering my PTSD

>>106583356
>Vergil makes hard mode look like normal
The thing about that is that it implies the person playing has at least an intermediate level of understanding how on to use him, which Mori doesn't really have yet

>>106584094
The teleport iframes alone trivialize most things

So how long has she been in the void for again?

>>106584564
Ever since completing M1

Coward

>>106584564
>>106584582
Prologue*, my mistake

Excellent

She definitely would have beat Urizen there if she didn't throw right there if she didnt run into those beam attacks on purpose

Vergil is a terrible dad

>>106584999
The burning question is, who's the mommy though

More just buy 50lb bags of rice wtf

I knew Vergil would grow on her, I told you fuckers

>>106585833
What form of power is this?

>>106585861
He is unapologetically cringe. V still has her heart though.

Nerobros.....

I wonder why Mori doesnt believe in running from explosions or things that suck you up

>>106586853
I think either she's hyper-focused on doing combos that she doesn't think walk away when the boss is doing a giant "fuck off" attack, or she thinks the attack will cover the entire arena

Ay caramba

I've never anyone die to Artemis as many times has Mori has

>what's he gonna do to me in an alleyway?
You can tell Morp loves a game when she completely stops filtering herself while playing it

>>106585833
>>106585896
V "dying" was the single best thing he could do as a husbando for Mori
She's clearly a sucker for tragedy and now his loss will be in her thoughts for the rest of her life.

Genuinely how

close enough

I like when Mori's inner catholic school girls comes out when she says something that can be interpreted lewdly and gets flustered

Mori's odd playstyles makes Vergil look like a balanced character lmao

Lmao at these past Biboo comments she's reading

Another MV!

>Mori and Urana went to Reol's concert
>Both of them didn't know the other went so they missed each other
No.............

Is she making fun of that guy