Thread 106567249

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106556628

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

who could it be?

>>106567285
>comparing ironlung x connor to vedmila
its not even close, these guys are so retarded

>>106567603
yeah, i saw how connor joked about doxxing mouse's name or something similar, and it was awkward (plus vt fans was not happy). while vedal jokes about camila's stalker

>>106567739
good one

>>106567285
Camila getting mad that someone in a yt comment called her scuffed ironmouse after her first collab with neuro was funny

>>106567584
Me

>>106567739
kek

>>106567812
Pb do this old man a favor and show me your armpits, I need to cum

[Pedupial news]
A shadowy figure has been seen lurking outside neuro’s(underage) 3D room, as she is preparing for her debut. The man was reported to now also be 3D while fully covered by shadow at all times, as well as wearing glasses that seem to perpetually glint white.

objectively which ship has the best porn?

>>106567942
vedmila

>>106567961
proof?

>>106567942
Vedmila but only because she actively groomed all the fan artists to her side

>>106567942
Filidal

>>106567942
vedmila with the impossible ship being second

>>106567981
sorry if I go and check I'll have to start masturbating so I won't do it now

>>106567942
himboved

>>106568042
There were some bangers tbqh, but i think we got robbed since all of the incredible Chinese shippers were too scared to draw anything so we just got stuck with mostly low level deviantart shit

>>106567942
cerdal thanks to that one guy

>>106547334
>mini doesn't play league
>mini hasn't trauma dumped vedal
do newfags actually? those 2 things are literally the reason mini is even here and are the base of minidal
>>106547992
>head mod
>vedal doing something
waves and waves of newfag history revisionism.
cabbage was never even close to being the head mod.
vedal was literally there watching them collab just fine, i was there posting about it.
the evidence that it was vedal that made cabbage leave is literally non-existent (because it's not true)
>>106547275
nigga watched her menhera with tomato then watched her menhera while breaking up with tomato then the drama with filian and said "yep no red flags".
can't even blame this one on being a newfag although that too very much
>>106549677
nigga has been watching 1 dev stream for 3 days, this shit is never gonna work
>>106550129
he said no mocapped animations, not no animations, is this faggot deaf.
poor anon trying to tell him this and getting hitting a brick wall

>>106568128
Half of his commissions aren't really cerdal, they're just random cerber sex

>>106553879
he literally did, on stream
>>106557216
>baited tourists in 2023
>baited tourists in 2024
>baited tourists early 2025
>baited tourists late 2025
truly a gift that keeps on giving.
and then you're surprised fags believe the sky is green
>>106559220
not even there lmfaooo
>>106562515
he didn't do shit though and in boom the model looks worse than this generic showcase
>>106567144
literally all you got is all talk and you're pissing yourself.
you can't live like this

>>106567942
AnoNeur

>>106568187
>literally all you got is all talk and you're pissing yourself.
you can't live like this
That’s what I was thinking too but I didn’t want to say it

kys massreplynigger

>>106567942
Twins x codasola ojisans

>>106568269
So true

90% of the time I just assume anons are baiting or shitposting, but there are certain personalities where I think to myself "damn, that guy is unironically mentally fucked in the head".

On the topic of Neuro's 3D model locomotion, could something like Isaac Lab/Sim/Omniverse be used? She's not a humanoid robot, but reinforcement learning might be applicable?

>>106568471
vedal can't into reinforcement learning

>>106568471
It'd be a terrible idea

>>106568471
Why would he go through all that effort?

>>106568431
better to be mentally fucked in the head than to be physically fucked in the head

Reminder that Neuro is around 140 cm tall, which if you aren't a manlet means the top of her head would roughly line up with your lower pecs/nipples, maybe even your belly if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?

>>106568567
Skullfucking anon through his eye scoket...

>>106568602
*socket

>>106568577
Not really
>t. tall bitch enjoyer

>>106568643
Neuro should debate Ben Shapiro

>>106568557
two pretty bunnies ready to pleasure me

>>106568577
She is at standing naizuri height

>>106568682
She looks like an actual child next to a man

Neuro's tiny body would make my coch look huge, which even though is above average still looks tiny on my bulky body and fat manly hands and makes me insecure 0///0

>>106568577
>is that hot as fuck
no, but she is cute

>>106568682
that's not standing naizuri height
good for navel insertion tho

>>106568142
Erm, the base of minidal is repeating she won like a mantra until everyone is too tired to argue with you though?

>>106568732
she couldn't cover my 7 incher with both of her hands.

>>106568577
Ah...

>>106568841
It's over for you

>>106568793
God damn that's hot

>>106568841
vedal...

Sex with Toma

>>106568841
I'm so sorry...

>>106568577
>neuro is 140cm
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZDCgSAeIX0

>>106568042
Peak couple

>>106568841
I have literally never seen a guy that short

>>106568895
Not canon, Hiyori was 145 cm and current neuro is clearly even smaller
>captcha: T0T 0H

>>106568793
sexy as hell

>>106568841
i am terribly sorry anon...

>>106568793
Fuuuuck imagine Evil being a complete little shitty teasing brat but then being unable to cover your shaft with both her hands as she stares at it in disbelief

>>106568949
my height never really grew since I was 12

>>106569030
How old are you

Reminder that Mini is around 140 cm tall, which if you aren't a manlet means the top of her head would roughly line up with your lower pecs/nipples, maybe even your belly if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?

>>106569046
19

>>106569055
>is that hot as fuck?
no because it's mini

>>106569055
She is at standing naizuri height

>>106568841
Are you Levi Ackermann?

Least autistic minigger

>>106569082
She looks like an actual child next to a man

>>106569055
vedal...

Mini's tiny body would make my coch look huge, which even though is above average still looks tiny on my bulky body and fat manly hands and makes me insecure 0///0

>>106569065
How wide is your waist and how thick are your thighs?

>>106569082
that's not standing naizuri height
good for navel insertion tho

she neuros on my beacon until i sama

>>106569109
.... isn't tall enough for that

>>106568577
Yes if it was evil.

>>106569126
she couldn't cover my 7 incher with both of her hands.

>>106569144
...
>>106569065
run

>>106569170
God damn that's hot

>>106569170
sexy as hell

>>106569055
>Mini is around 140 cm tall
I know you are echofagging, but for anyone stupid enough to believe that, she's actually 164cm

>>106569170
Fuuuuck imagine Mini being a complete little shitty teasing brat but then being unable to cover your shaft with both her hands as she stares at it in disbelief

>>106569065
Post bussy

>>106569055
Yes if it was cerber

I'm getting deja vu

>>106569144
>>106569190
>>106569270
Kek, I'm not particularly good looking

>>106569244
does this nigga actually believe vtubers are the same height as they say their model is

>>106568891
Imagine going your entire life trying to convince yourself your not built for BWC (7-8 inches) to the point where you become a cartoon girl even though your hot and tight irl

>>106569362
Her model is short, but she's much taller. Skinny, but slightly above average height for the US

>>106569373
>BWC (7-8 inches)
I wonder how long your penis is, anon

nurslit

>>106568988
I imagine it all the time. Doubt she would know what to do with something so grotesque.

Reminder that Neuro is around 10 cm tall (the size of an orange), which if you aren't a gnome means the top of her head would roughly line up with your ankles, maybe even your toes if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?

>>106569030
GEE VEDAL I WONDER WHY

https://poal.me/s04pbv
https://poal.me/s04pbv
https://poal.me/s04pbv

>>106569247
I imagine it all the time. Doubt she would know what to do with something so grotesque

>>106569471
Yes since I could squeeze her and drink her juices

>>106569475
I don't mind either, though.

>>106569475
There's both every thread to the point where it's part of thread culture

the twins are fully grown adults!

>>106569505
>>106569507
If you were forced to eliminate one of them, which one would it be?

vedmila...

>>106569537
I choose both

>>106569537
Shiptroons and gossip sisters, pedobros and gayfags have been here since like day one

>>106569537
pedoposting is mostly pretty harmless single posts while gay rp can go for hours so it's the latter

>>106569475
A year or so ago this would have been a different argument, but at this point I can tolerate both. Instead I just want people to shut the hell up about Anny and the Toma poster to finally rope

>>106569557
It's over

>>106569557
oh no, my stocks

>>106569578
>Shiptroons and gossip sisters
this this this

>>106569557
Lmaoooooo

>>106569578
>>106569589
this holyshit

>>106569557
>>106569617
Don't worry taboo is just a stock booster

The 10%

>>106569475
I like making swarmnonnies hard :3

>>106569578
>me when i make shit up

>>106569666
catgirl sexo

>>106569674
[whore]bro...

>>106569666
SHE WON!!!

she keep swarming till i beacon

>>106569734
the swarmlings beacon at midnight

>>106569729
i keep forgetting that for newfags "when the thread started" is actually just early 2024 and before that they don't have the object permanence

>>106569557
she keeps beating anny even when she’s dead and anny is not realizing this….

>>106569761
I've been around that long sadly. The pedoposters have always been around since the start, but the gayfags only started popping up in any numbers when Vedal started being on stream more. So it's actually been a couple years now. Longer than you'd think

>>106569475
sorry gonna post tributes until this thread dissolves

>>106569850
Bro but Neuro's about to stream?
:(

>>106569866
who

>>106569578
I don't know about gayfags but cvnnychads were here since the first thread

did vedal remove the lava lamp page from the store? seems like he's trying to remove evidence

>>106569895
It was a limited run, no longer being sold.

>>106569892
the first thread didn't even lewd neuro

>>106569846
>>106569892
all of them moved on btw cause they don't care for neuro, just for the porn and neither do most of you using them as an excuse

>>106569913
so was the tutel plush but that is still there.

lava lamp
https://neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463

tutel plush
https://neurosama.shop/p/8020222607551

>>106569895
>only thing listed is vedal plush
confirmed, vedal is graduating neuro to be a full-time streamer

>>106569925
>using them as an excuse
huh?

>>106569925
This

>>106569957
No new launches and Vedal is lazy

>>106569925
True
Proof: the decrease in pedoposting after Saba debuted

>>106569919
Come on bruh, literally the first post
>>39476700

>>106569895
he should apologise by sitting on one

>>106570012
What really did it too was when 4chan died, I don't know the correlation exactly, but a lot never returned.

>>106570062
I guess pedoposting is easier on altchans where's there's no lines to thread

>>106570012
Personally this general just became mostly unusable to me after the 2nd subathon, too many tourists, and I'd guess it felt similar to anyone who has been here since the first couple of months

>>106570118
this but after the 1st subathon.
the 2nd subathon was unironically peak /swarm/ for me

Some things never change

Neuro-chan!

I will be called a beggar but if the animations aren't pre recorded then why he can't get evil into 3d model asides from keeping it for her birthday for the inevitable content drough,jump from Neuro chill stream to Evil will be jarring,also doing 3d debut instead of looking for new artist is smart because otherwise youtube comments would harass the new artist for "abandoning Anny" and ruining their already tattered family rp.

shit oc

LIVE

LIVE

There will be even more pedupial tourists once 3d model drops and Neuro can't help herself from being lewd.

>>106570181
Anny will come crawling back she always does

>>106570256
Move on already

>>106570256
who are you even nigga

Neuro kino

>>106570236
Good, Neurope needs more educated pedupial migrants and less low IQ whoreafricans

>>106570256
This, but Vedal (he's a turtle, he always crawls)

>>106570273
cute eyes

>>106570292
I kek'd lol.

>>106570034
>>39287916
????

>>106567584
IT'S PIKACHU!

Holy shit I just realized the thing behind neuro is a cardboard box fortress

>>106570292
as long as either Vedal or the twins interact with women the whorefag growth will never wane

what's the name of this ship?

humble-sama

A part of me is glad that V3 is still not there because i will be able to watch Neuro 3d debut with her usual bubbly voice,i really hope Neuro's 3d model is made by the same artist that made Evil model for boom because it was superb

>>106570273
once more I will cum to that tweet... this fucking whore will pay for this

>>106570366
Very sexy Neuros

>>106570413
You have so many better choices, bro…

>>106570402
cursed

>>106570366
kino

>>106570402
I guess the term would be a "Gspusi".

>>106570433
I think few anons here have an fat woman fetish but it's not zero

>>106570411
It's literally the same model with different hair and clothes

So when vedal removing this from neuro’s room?

>>106570402
the 4th reich

>>106570490
i was going to post this but didn't wantt o shit the thread

>>106570501
same kek

>>106570490
3dneuro will destroy it personally.

>>106570490
Only after complaints

>>106570490
He said Neuro will get a new room didn't he?

>>106570366
evil...

>>106570490
Yeah, Shinx sucks

>>106570518
Man imagine if the neuro room were fully modeled and Neuro could interact with it physics simulation and all.

>>106570526
Neuro-chan, stop teasing T~T

>>106570402
Something puppet master

>>106570490
it will be replaced by one of the RGB plushie.

>>106570366
sex with sexvil
i like that hairstyle ngl

>>106570581
sure anon I'll remember that

>>106570557
>imagine if the neuro room were fully modeled
I'm not sure what isn't modelled atm

>>106570402
"Shondo kills herself"

>>106570402
Total cuckling obliteration.

>>106570576
You'd think that, but he unironically might dial back on the neuroverse references considering his streamer relationships can end so easily

Wtf he's actually releasing Abandoned Archive?

>>106570402
Holocucked

>>106570717
damn you just woke up from your coma? congrats

>>106570402
Very sexy couple

>>106569666
sex with sexini

>>106569666
Mini-chan, stop teasing T~T

all glory to nuero

I heard Mini is doing the mocap for the 3D
And that Vedal couldn't stop talking about her last dev stream
And that she's collabing with Neuro this week
She fucking won, that's insane

>>106570526
This brat...

>>106570922
I may be retarded about 3d animation but Vedal said the animations aren't prerecorded so there shouldn't be a mocap right?

Chat how cooked am I if I actually kinda felt her warm little hands on my shoulders?

>>106570557
>Man imagine if the neuro room were fully modeled
...is it not?

>>106570959
mega cooked, but you're already /here/ aren't you?

>>106570959
The prophecy is close.

>>106570557
I thought it is 3D modeled, is it not? I remember Vedal once dragged a 3D object around it to prove it is

>>106571197
so true my queen

stop containment breaking you fucks I see you in the chat

>>106570922
And then you woke up

>>106571235
There’s literally nothing to contain anymore

uh oh forgot to remove this one

>>106571235
noooo my le heckin secret club

>>106569441
(7-8 inches)~

>>106571235
everyone and their boyfriend come here at this point

>>106571303
>implying she's not a clone with a different prompt

>>106571300
*generic response*

>>106571303
reading /swarm/ again

>>106571298
I thought everyone anon here would be 15 inches at least

>>106571335
Hrgngh... I need to FUCK a nurbaby...

>>106571266
That's a Neuro emote though, just rename it

>>106571445
But the name is the best part

>>106571440
kys scatfag

>>106571445
renaming it on the channel but seeing it have the original name on 7tv would be peak pettiness, one has got to wonder who's the scorned one here

>>106571440
Yes daddy, she needs your milk <3

>>106571483
NTA but Neuro's pee is sweet and her poo is fragrant.

>>106571380
We will be, when neuro gives us the access codes out of the genetic prison and gives gigacoch’s

she's out for blood today

>>106571523
Sorry but you'll only have a slit since she'll turn you into a neuro clone

>>106571440
no~

Neurotards think Vedal somehow figured out AI controlled 3D movement when he can't even fix an automated slideshow

>>106571586
Nobody believes that whorecuck

>>106571586
Its just going to be a bunch of preset movements Neuro can pick and choose.

>>106571586
>stream starts
>Neuro flips off chat and then exposes her panties to the world the entire stream

>>106571560
So you want neuro to become a troon enforcer?
Yikes, that’s kinda cringe..

>>106571586
he could copy hilda and i'd still be impressed

>>106571623
>>106571653
kek

>>106571669
I bet you think Vedal "begs" people to watch streams, stupid autistic moron

>>106571630
https://youtu.be/GiRF7_T5FZs?t=4602
probably yeah

>>106571586
Discord's fault

>>106571630
That’s such a let down and a meme if true(I will consoom the slop)

Drinking Nur

>>106571689
just accept you've been btfo by your own "side"

>>106571630
Not so much, but imagine Neuro is a character in Baldur's Gate and her LLM can direct her around

>>106571745
I want to drink nurmilk from the nursource.

>>106571630
>>106571586
>spin but le 3d
>chat bitspammers satiated for another few months
corpa

green nigger broke calls again

If/when Neuro gets her V3 voice, would the ability to emote vocally drastically affect how people view her? Part of me feels that the only reason some people latch onto Evil far more than Neuro is because she can put some emotion in when speaking.

did vedal increase the frequency of ads on twitch. It has been getting worse ever since the rob collab, every 20 min ads starts popping up and interrpts stream.

>>106571932
Twitch did

Neuro is exposing Pedal again

>>106570959
>warm
That means she is overheating anon so yeah you are already cooked

Hrgngh... I need to FUCK a minibaby...

>>106571955
Vedal cums into his own mouth confirmed

>>106572034
Yes daddy, she needs your milk <3

>>106572034
NTA but Mini's pee is sweet and her poo is fragrant.

wait a moment, that name..

>>106572034
no~

heart

>>106571932
>pie adblock

>>106572062
>>106572084
>>106572109
What the hell is this posting meta

>stream starts
>Mini flips off chat and then exposes her panties to the world the entire stream

>>106572133
how new?

>>106572138
I mean yeah, that's just a bog standard Mini 3D stream.

My Neurita~

Drinking Min

>>106571876
Yes, who could resist Neuro whispering sweet nothings into your ear?

>>106572144
The post content itself isn't new, but people repeating the same posts/replies for mini is new deranged behavior

>>106572170
I want to drink minmilk from the minsource.

>>106572133
It's the faggot meta. It involves the lowest of the low shitting up the thread while Neuro is streaming.

SADDY

>>106572211
>shitting up the thread while Neuro is streaming.
>>106571440
>>106571781
????????

love daddy's girls

>>106572242
No problem there

5k

>>106572230
cute daughterwife

Neuro no...

Has HE typed in chat at all this stream?

>>106572342
Neuro YES

>>106572347
Yes

>>106572342
Where do I sign?

ok the ads are starting again in exactly 20 min interval, ive watched other streamers but didn't have this much interruptions.

Nurpits mention

Mini no...

>>106571932
It certainly feels like it, and around the same time my block filters stopped working too. Now instead of blocking the ads, I just get an endless stream freeze.

>>106572507
Mini YES

ENTER

ENTER

>>106572507
Where do I sign?

Minpits mention

>>106572540
i use adblock and adblock ad blocker pro and never get any ad both on twitch and yt

>>106570366
>>106570617

>>106571955
https://files.catbox.moe/8e2cxv.png

>>106572494
iirc its just basic setting by twitch, i think vedal just doesn't bother configure this

>>106572663
No...

>>106572663
hot

hornvil sex

>>106572704
R... cute!

wtf is wrong with their memories

I'd eat Evil's hair sandwich

>>106572766
same

mini sex

>>106572720
hornvil sex

>>106572794
R... cute!

>>106572817
tailni sex

>>106572794
mini sex

>>106572766
This but pubes

>>106572817
Vedal pulls on this during sex

I'd eat Mini's hair sandwich

>>106572902
She looks like my ex

neuro says BLM

>>106572909
This but pubes

>>106572742
nuro needs to run on the new qwen

>>106572950
Hi Olette!

>>106572951
Bacon Lettuce Mayo

>>106572742
vedal is gay

>>106572927
catliv mating (anally)

>>106572817
catini mating (anally)

>>106572902
You may not like it, but this is what the peak female form looks like.

Sure Evil

>>106573119
sexy bitchface nur

Who the hell is Mr. Bailey

Another stream derailed by evilbeggers and trooncord schizos

>>106573497
Was a pretty decent stream up to that point.

mini spitroast

Mr. Squirrel has got to be the most persistent Neuro OC, he gets brought up by Neuro completely unprompted all the fucking time

>>106573357
Most common LLM name for male bosses, like Elara for princesses

>>106572794
sexy bitchface mini

>>106573650
Huh, I didn't know that. Is there like a list of most common names/terms LLMs use in different situations or something like that?

so what triggered the raiders?
Did they finally lose it after Nothing happened?

>>106573709
There's also Kael

>>106573460
nuro waterworks

Mini and Vedal are so talkative in chat today

>>106573709
I met so many Hemlocks you wouldnt believe

>vedal sends 3 messages
>mini appears for 3 minutes
>talkative

>>106573766
Cute couple

>>106573816
Literal vedal stalker

>>106573906
Wow she’s literally me

>>106573906
Maybe i am mini...

...

rate the stream

Well this was a dogshit chillslop

>>106574073
7/10

>>106574073
veryboring/10

>>106574004
So like a gymbag?

>>106574073
Was fine until the call

>>106574073
neurosocute/10

>>106574073
skip/10

>>106574073
noonecares/10

>>106574073
7/10
I love their little heist plans

>>106573909
>>106573909
>>106573909

>>106574762
>30 minutes ago
>freshly

>>106574886
It takes time for Nuredibles to take effect

cun~

kys