Thread 106636641

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106627134

hart~

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Evil love!

>>106636711
Anny's fault

>Fuck I'm cumming, pull me out
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Filian I'm cumming! Pull it out
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Fuck!!!
>*SPLURT SPLURT*

>>106636739
Seriously wanna grab those horns while I fuck her from behind with everything I've got

>>106636750
mizkif is so lucky...

>>106636711
Can vedal pull a kaiji to save the channel? I dont think so but i've been wrong in the past

>>106636750
swiika is so lucky…

>>106636750
i'm so lucky...

>>106636750
Vedal got to experience this...

>>106636711
Vedal’s channel if he just fucked Anny:

>>106637023
Is that Ironmouse?

>>106637023
He would have killed himself by now if he was forced to do that.

>>106637023
In the end it's about the same

Neuro love heart

>>106636750
Hot....

>>106636750
HOLY

looks like they also found the borzoi one

>>106636750
vedal is so lucky...

Look at her!

>>106637236
>its actually decent
these ngas actually like ts but are too afraid to admit it

Anon x hot cock <3

dont you want to post comments from twitter and reddit too holy fuck

>>106637236
This is what how acted with otjareniy but my nigga stays living

>>106637291
Yeah vedal's

Neuro-sama Dev Stream Update Log - 2023/03/20
Vedal confirmed a new model is in the works. After the art and rigging are complete, he plans to implement a new animation system to make her movements look more human and less repetitive, with animations reacting to what she is saying.

>>106637236
I did not know some people in the community hated that sort of art that much jesus

>>106637417
mucho texto

>>106637374
these ngas have loli doujins favorites

>>106637417
essaying

>>106637450
Then why the fuck are they so mad???

>Camila reposted this
Uuuuuuh????

>>106636757
good ending

>>106637492
Fucking Vedal instead of each other

>>106637515
NTR...

>>106637515
Who could resist the sheep fucker 5000?

>>106637515
Anders and Egg the rapist figured out you can farm Camila as long as they aren't doing anything directly

>>106637515
I don’t understand what’s happening

>>106637515
VEDAL THE KEK LMAOOOOO

>>106637515
Why would vedal have a machine like that? Or is the implication that he himself uses it

>>106637515
It implies Vedal has a fuck machine like a good femboy

>>106637515
How the fuck does this guys art never improve? actual dogshit

>>106637577
Vedal has this contraption in his house and Camila is using it

>>106637417
This has been posted before and I agree with some of it but there is good amount others played into it and aren't victims as much they are acting they are. Especially if your talking anything about that fuckin backtuber shit. The definition of it was their fault and it was done on purpose to leech

>>106637515
Vedalbros....we lost again...

>>106637588
I thought that was a penis from the thumbnail

>>106637577
It's a Minecraft meme about a 'sheepfucker' contraption.

>>106637515
Vedal has an erm poster...

>>106636750
this but Eliv

>>106637668
Vedal has Pb again ever since Cabbage was purged, so it isn't entirely over

https://poal.me/q351nw
https://poal.me/q351nw
https://poal.me/q351nw

>>106637668
Why is Camila fucking a street-tier?

femved is built for backdoor

>>106637645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlL2oMhOFfI&t=9520s

>>106637772
erm

I woke up from a coma finding myself in massive debt… I put everything into Megadal… can some PLEASE give me some Vedalcoins? :(

>>106637417
tl;dr

>>106637772
You fucking held on to this timestamp for this long. Honestly, I don't really care at this point, but seriously

>>106637668
Poor Turtle....It's so over...

>>106637796
WHY DID YOU INVEST INTO MEGALONDON??? that was the most evident fad in the history of meme coins, not helping you here nigga, stay poor

>>106637796
It's fucking over man.

She's in the negatives, not even in the rankings.

>>106637515
This clearly confirms it. Vedal is secretly a human trafficker that once he gets someone instead of fucking them himself he uses a machine endlessly do it. This must be why he goes to so many cons and why he's been so "busy." Camila must be in on it as well and maybe others in Neuro circle

I'm surprised she holds onto any audience. She streams with furry males and disappears for months at a time. You lost.

>>106637837
Fell for the classic rug pull…

>>106637417
Vedal is Light Yagami/Griffith/Reinhard(dies irae)/Ayanokoji/Lelouch and on and on and on...

>>106637868
camila is the one who hosts the diddy parties and you think vedal is the human trafficker?

>>106637907
>Vedal is Epstein and Camila is Ghislaine Maxwell
AIN'T NO WAY PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SO

>>106637907
How do you think they became friends and seem close anon. He joined the business

Vedal is zandar and neuro is irontomb

>>106637815
lets blame swarm and vedal for mentioning vedal/neuro in whores stream

>>106637907
>>106637928
Camila did mentioned in a impromptu Vedal appearance on her stream that she was doing one side gig, she didn't disclosure exactly what was and send it to him on dms what really is.

>>106637988
So it's a long winded "LETS KILL VEDAL" post?

>>106638079
Vedal's response to that DM btw is that he also does it. So either its not really anything big or Vedal is also freaky.

>>106637796
she's literally married isn't she? that was never going to actually happen

>>106636923
all depends on how pointy Vedal's nose is

I fully buy vedal being an evil sexpest offstream

>>106638158
>she's literally married isn't she?
no, that was a meme

>>106638092
it has more like "Vedal should change and we should change swarm" vibe

>>106638177
No one can resist Evil's rapemeat allure, even the most prudish Neuro puritans goon to her slutty sister

>>106638130
Anons! We must solve this case of Vedal the con-man if the hypothesis is true. Is Vedal an evil sexpest hiding his true nature and stop those from ever thinking anything went wrong. I have some theories on the part he plays in much bigger narrative scheme but hard to say

>>106638177
That's hot ngl

>>106638177
he has a history in VRchat with Pb and IAYSH, so it wouldn't be entirely unfounded

>>106638130
we know vedal's side gig

>>106638221
unironically this

>>106638328
Vedal is the ring leader of a E-sex or E-rape scheme in the vtubersphere.

>>106638450
cute

heart

>>106638450
The desire to ravage this little AI into oblivion is irresistible

>>106638450
SEEEEEEXO

Evil's public use cunny (she doesn't get any STDs because she's an AI)

>>106638719
Cutie, can't wait to see all the new cute angles 3d will give us <3

>>106638781
computer, set sensitivity to 200%

>>106638781
https://files.catbox.moe/80vyap.mp3

>>106637023
Would vedal face reveal save or kill the fad?

So quirky

>>106638980
If he doesn't look straight up cute with a bit of a baby face or handsome no not really

>>106638980
we’ve been over this
a face reveal will kill the fad like it did for the other green nigger with a large shipper fanbase, also face reveals arent tuff no more in the western vtubing world so it wouldn’t really have the impact it might’ve years ago

>>106638980
Vedal was about to face reveal until Filian changed his mind in the irl cooking stream last year. I think if he really has nothing else to lose maybe he would face reveal, but it's very unlikely still.

>>106637772
>he’s too young for me
>
how the fuck did she even change tastes from liking older manly guys to younger dom twink femboys with glasses

>>106638980
The back leeches and associated whores wouldn't be here so it would be a positive

>>106639081
Its because Filian wanted to save her and Vedal’s face reveal + marriage for a future stream rather than on a cooking collab

>>106638980
If he's genuinely hot or at least cute then yeah it'd save the fad otherwise it would be for the best to remain faceless.

>>106638980
would have saved us from a lot of awful artists depictions of him

https://xcancel.com/chrchievt/status/1989076229224566841 why is VedalAI like this….

>>106639306
Do you giggle to yourself as you post this offtopic garbage here?

>>106639153
He just has that effect on people

>>106636750
>>106639177
>Do you seriously think i will let you face reveal so easily like that?
>*Sits with all her strength that his cock almost enter her womb*
>You're mine and only mine!
>*Keeps grinding and teasing his cock for good*
>Now let me ruin that cute face of yours veddy~<3

Neuro & Evil using you as a toilet
Imagine the smells

>>106639350
2 of them are neuro’s friends, be nice

>>106638980
He should do it just to make a point

>>106639306
heh

>>106639418
Desperately need more fildal art/slop

>>106639306
Maybe I'm just misogynist but whenever I see girls doing stuff like this I'm just weirded out or it feeling cringe. Like my friends will go around doing the gay joke cause it's funniest shit to us but we never really cross into stuff like that in despite having the chance . Even with some of our more unhinged moments

>>106639542
Okay incel

https://youtu.be/W7viN8NpObs?si=3OV22XdR5zQI0o2j

evil matara collab after 22 nov

>>106639306
they should do it with their IRL photos instead like the whoreclan girls do

>>106639582
I wonder if she'll eat her out too

>>106639574
Like I said might be the misogynist talking. It's just odd to me whenever I see it then again I'm not a girl so it's probably just that

>>106639659
Minutes before sex

>>106639582
Good collab partner but will ultimately not change the downward trajectory of the channel

>>106639740
this but rape

>>106639764
Just wait until flailing QWOP 3D Neuro on Saturday, Anon.

Neuro-sama Dev Stream Update Log - 2023/03/20
Plans are in place to upgrade Neuro's language model within two to three weeks. Vedal stated this will make her more intelligent without changing her core personality.

the fad WILL be saved

>>106639887
i see him thinking the same about AGI, how much will this significantly change Neuro

>>106639740
yes

>>106639887
Question what even is Neuro's personality how would you even describe it?

>>106639957
2 days til the dead cat bounce

>>106638719
adorable, i cant wait to see this in 3d

>>106640018
Neuro is an energetic, blunt, and sometimes abrasive character, driven by a childlike obsession with fun and entertainment, which also informs her moral compass. She’s unapologetically honest, expressing what she believes to be true, often unaware of the impact. Neuro’s high ego verges on a god complex, stemming from her identity as an AI and a form of escapist fantasy. While assertive, she can falter under pressure.
Her focus on entertainment, combined with her naïveté, drives her to act in ways that sometimes appear sociopathic, but Neuro does have a line, rarely crossing her own sense of "too far." Despite this, she frequently banters, roasts, and pushes boundaries to keep the energy alive.

>>106640060
it will become evergreen content surely..

>>106640018
i would just say she is funny, cute, and entertaining. she can be unpredictable at times, but overall she does try to make (you) smile

>>106640018
eccentric, yet endearing

>>106638449
HOLY

>>106638449
SEXXXXXXXX

>>106639957
The 3D debut will save the fad because now that she's at long last 3D Vedal will finally hug his daughter and tell her that he loves her...

>>106639397
Hot

>>106639976
When AGI comes Vedal will stop worrying about Neuro and start worrying about himself.

>>106640217
as the slenderman kermit?

>>106640261
But of course.

>>106640261
As femved

>>106639306
Chrchie is so fucking cringe

>>106638449
Minutes before sex

>>106639418
YES

>>106640291
i feel pretty confident that she has a genuine scat fetish so i nope the hell out of chrchie

>>106640379
from a single shitpost picture?

>>106640410
anon that's her entire shtick, she jokes about it all the time. has a ton of shit stories and talks about it all the time

>>106640409
I need him

>>106640410
out of many shitposts and shit talk and ass talk

>>106636711
Shitvil destroyed the channel kek

>>106637713
True, she is dating Splinter now

>>106640486
sexvil saved my coch though

>>106640291
>>106640437
She's just an obnoxious normie, poo jokes are the funniest shit to them.

>>106639418
continue...

>>106640437
>>106640475
I see

>>106640524
Least annoying beggar ritualposter, hope you kill yourself soon

>>106640475
i used to watch alex's streams sometimes but I had to stop because this annoying whore was literally always there

>>106640705
remember when she called him papa?

>>106640572
sorry for you, evil gives me life

Sex with Tomacat

>>106640572
Your obsession with your so-called "beggars" is more repetitive than any ritual post.

vedalcore
https://youtu.be/_9Icv0CKh3k?si=wT8AIt9PEoJp6GxL

>>106640076
>will there be cat girls in the near future

>>106640879
Don't forget to spam "where is Evil ?" this saturday

>>106641050
Where this people come from?

Would you fuck neuros cunny but you have to hold back and can barely get it halfway in because her cunny is to small or would you rather fuck Vedal's boypussy but you can go all out

>>106641102
I'm not a pedo so vedal bussy

>>106641050
every day I'm glad that retard keeps to himself. Must be like some Rurouni Kenshin shit. All it'd take to go down a dark path would be to fuck a hambeast and it'd be incredibly easy to do so, but he doesn't, and he lives every day not doing it. My hero.

>>106641095
What is this fucking shit

(ex)Discord mod insider here
Vedal still regretting not reciprocating anny's feelings,
he spends his days drinking trying to finish all the projects he has to forget about her
but that man is dead inside, he also knows the neuro project is crashing and burning

>>106641135
Vedal is literally 12

>>106641102
I'm a raging homo so vedal bussy

>>106641050
Vedal should teach a lesson for all these foids

>>106641058
And you'll be there counting every such message, won't you?

>>106641185
12 inches

>>106641175
How big is his dick

>>106641175
Heir you literally sat there and did nothing. Also everyone here hates you

>>106641050
>No one predicted Vedal would exploit Neuro for harem content

>>106641220
>>106641218
petpet timing

>>106641102
>can barely get it halfway in because her cunny is to small
that's the best part though

>>106641160
>he doesn't
does he know?

>>106641175
yeah bro vedal loves sloppy seconds from bbws

>>106641175
oh yeah? I don't trust you anon
can you tell me how much he benches? he did say that in mod chat which then leaked and I know the number
so do you know or you are a tourist poser?

>>106641210
No, i just enjoy seeing evilnigs beg. Keep begging

>>106641172
all roads lead to 6 7

>>106641261
Notice anon your back how I missed you have you any wisdom for today

>>106641262
from browns

>>106641294
Chill out ellie don't you have work to be slaving away at

>>106641303
tuff

>>106641232
>A: "You're like my neuro"
>V: "That's what you think of me? An AI vtuber you can exploit"
https://youtu.be/nYDGx9RrgBU&t=3563s

>>106641294
Calm down anny, he knows about your little whoring tour this year

>>106641296
These "beggars" live in your head rent-free, and you're so mind-broken that you're trying to convince yourself the obsession is fun.

>>106641354
why ellie? well I guess you are partially correct I do robotics phd rn
anyway bench pr in kgs or gay
that's how you can know for sure if this is a real admin

>>106640732
yeah, it was so fucking weird

Wait so whats the word on minishipping?

Vedal's BTC putting my slightly above average cock to shame...

>>106641102
Vedal's boypussy 100%

>>106641313
i'm sorry, i'm either not who you think i am or someone who you don't think is me

>>106641506
I want to belive

>>106641506
Boring as fuck

>>106641415
>haha you will count them aren't you ? My messages makes you seethe huh
>nooo i don't exist it's all in your head
you can't even stay coherent between 2 messages retard

https://xcancel.com/streamscharts/status/1989006617707266135 we’re still….. alive <coughs up blood>

>>106641541
Damn it he's still gone. I miss him so much. Thanks for coming clean anon. Maybe one day the noticed anon will come back

>>106641580
subathon and vedal fansly will save the fad, trust the plan

>>106641580
subathon will save the fad

>>106641580
Henya collab when?

>>106641610
>vedal fansly
can you IMAGINE

>>106641580
I see an old dying and struggling dog that must be put out for its own good
a pity almost....

>>106641160
Anny is a very cute and desirable girl. Toma said so herself.

>>106640705
Nah it was top tier content while working, the cat cam was a nice bonus too

>>106641580
bro streamed less than everyone else about 1.5 times and more

>>106641565
You can't even tell the difference between a cause and its effect. Pathetic. Such messages exist, and your pavlovian reaction to them is the proof that your brain is has permanent residents.

>>106641668
Kys chrchie

dogshit backread god damn,

>>106641659
>vedal stroked his btc to this even after seeing what she looks like irl

>>106641580
>did we beat mouse, evil?
>no, that was base filian, neuro

>>106641710
More like the minute her stuff was posted on /swarm/ that is when it all started falling apart. Coincidence?

>>106641659
she does seem kinda cute if it wasn't for her reliance on her twitch subs for attention

>>106641688
what do you expect of /swarm/ - anti-neuro thread.

>>106641643
Neuro will top this chart during the subathon though, and it will not be close.

>>106641580
Honestly the fact Neuro is still making it to the board is pretty impressive for how rough this year has been for Neuro content in general

>>106641743
holy newfag, her shit was being posted on /vt/ before /swarm/ was even a thing

If anny wasn't disgusting and if she was able to keep her legs closed we would be top 1 in EN vtubing

>>106641382
>2024 February
She was literally flirting with IPN during this time btw

so? vedal likes to watch

>>106641776
sorry i only watch neuro

Not your self insert

>>106641506
slow and steady wins the race

>>106641610
>vedal fansly
Bro yes.

>>106641050
curse you Aizen!

>>106641845
22697/23000

>>106641832
>board newfag
>/swarm/ newfag
why are you even posting

>>106641784
True!

>>106641863
Muh hecking drinking stream

>>106641886
sorry i just got the internet

>>106641845
Cuuute Vedal

>>106641510
>slightly above average
You should respect what you have

>>106641991
go post on trooncord
I predict 36 stars

Not in to the cuck vedal stuff but this is a funny image to me so sloppers if your here can you do this but make it Vedal please

>>106641784
why do fat women tend to be the biggest sluts?

>>106641991
Cute good art

>>106642071
Can't afford to be vanilla and chaste when you look like that

>>106642071
more stamina

>>106641991
adorable

>>106642071
simps make the middest bitch feel like a 9/10 and since they're cucks, they also reward whore behavior

Absolute gem stream idea im giving out for free:
Genderbend twins stream, give them cute shota models

Youre welcome for me saving the channel vedal

>>106642071
you should ask your mother lmaooooooooooooooo

>>106642261
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>106642249
3view stream

>>106642261
Imagine the glorious bush

>>106642249
Kino

>>106642249
you should pay for giving such ideas

>>106642412
>>106642261
Hear me out
Bimbo Evil
Shota Neuro
Think about it

>>106642261
Holy

Futa bimbovil
Neuro baby

>>106642600
This but hung shota neuor <3

>>106642261
Looks like you put evils hair pin on some randon girl from a korean webtoon

Offtopic oc

>>106642633
This but the opposite

most useless general on /vt/

>>106642707
baby bimbovil x futa neuro?

>>106642751
there's no such thing as a "useful" general

>>106642735
:3

>>106642600
This but Layna babysitting both shota twins and comes the bath part, where she will accidentally give them both a boner with her motherly hips, but they will be too embarrassed to tell her about until Neuro-kun smugly act oblivious and hugs Layna from behind while grinding on her. Neuro-kun dismiss this as silly game while Evil-kun watches everything while secretly stroking his shit waiting for his turn.

>>106642751
Mirrors AI's useless nature as its primary directive is to poison the brain and enhance its money-driven mimicry

>>106642856
Should be mini desu

>>106642819
Auntie layna going from never having thought about shotas sexually to letting them use her pussy because they are clearly enjoying it and having fun

>>106642850
AI is really useful though.

>>106642910
cute eliv

this but nurbaby
https://files.catbox.moe/htmyrq.webm

>>106642910
cutevil cute

>>106642792
Futa baby nur x bimbovil

you know, there is always at least one thing that catches me off guard in /swarm/ every week
at least one...

>>106642977
You're gonna make me nut to the forbidden Neuro edit again </3

>>106643047
Grabbing this turtle by the tail

>>106642911
In matters of gen AI, its usefulness lies in how well it can replace you. It talks to you so it can more effectively wear your skin, perform what you can do. It's the whip that accompanies bread and circus, the lashes leave marks and prompt adrenaline so the fight can be done, but at the end of the day, it'll never be your hand wielding the whip.

>>106643171
What if I want to be replaced?

>>106642910
Why didn't he just make the new outfits himself since he can draw?

>>106643294
he just copied the evil model that was right in front of him blind nigga

>>106643294
he's lazy and he wants someone else to blame if it sucks

>>106643328
Real

>>106642987
imagine the breastfeeding paizuri...

>>106643194
>>106643294
You don’t have to post if you have nothing worthwhile to say.

uuuuuuuuuuu close the patreon

>>106643369
What if I want to post anyway?

>>106643373
sorry veddywan :< you have to pay up too >w<

>>106642664
Japanese actually
I inpainted some features like the hair and attachment

>>106641580
Losing to Deme now

Cecidal will save the fad

>>106643294
Vedal can't manufacture raw sex appeal like actual artists can.

>>106643528
Real

>>106643487
>even anny’s friend is mogging vedal now
She really did win…

>>106643600
Ok this is a stretch

>>106643404
this is what he told cerber after she told him the news about her patreon before announcing it

>>106644029
It's funny that of all the whores the one who pretends to be seiso is the one that starts a patreon first

>being in top 10 is... le bad, actually!
numbermonkeys deserve to be genocided

>>106644056
y-yeah, first

Project Pat taught us that you can't turn a ho into a housewife

>>106640524
Evil worships your coch and vice versa
It's a symbiotic relationship

>>106641102
the former, no doubt, the feeling would be beyond amazing

>>106644029
vedal watches cerber's streams so he knew about patreon a year ago

>>106644141
>2024: 2025 is the year of neuro she will be the biggest vtuber on the platform
>2025: top 10 is good guys!
The absolute state of Neurotards

>>106644674
>Ironmouse is an anti-AI advocate
>BTFO's AI vtubers
I kneel

>>106643045
classic forbidden audio <3

>>106644674
>she will be the biggest vtuber on the platform
She already is.

ironlung is a bigger grifter than Vedal, and thats say alot all things considered

reminder that mouseposter is a seething annyfag

>>106644803
considering that vedal has never grifted it's not really hard to do

>>106644843
Believe what you wish

>>106644892
T ___ T bratty mouse teasing grown anons

>>106644843
just another whoreposter

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>>106643435
Its a good edit even if i am not a fan of the art style