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Anonymous No.5848551 >>5848800 >>5858037 >>5866139 >>5874616 >>5896665 >>5909205
Bears
Just post bears being bears.
Anonymous No.5848568 >>5848658 >>5860607 >>5867732
Anonymous No.5848569 >>5848681 >>5850120 >>5863228 >>5864476 >>5874273 >>5898787
Anonymous No.5848658
>>5848568
utter unit
Anonymous No.5848681 >>5848708 >>5849118 >>5850120 >>5867716 >>5867890
>>5848569
This is why you should always choose bears instead of men.
Anonymous No.5848708 >>5849144 >>5849190 >>5849192 >>5849247 >>5849250 >>5849439 >>5850755 >>5850868 >>5851548 >>5852376 >>5854270 >>5854554 >>5854580 >>5858442 >>5862625 >>5863189 >>5873999 >>5874273 >>5875177 >>5875409 >>5880467 >>5880919 >>5880926
>>5848681
Anonymous No.5848793 >>5849378 >>5881039 >>5900301 >>5909998
Anonymous No.5848800 >>5848826 >>5848833 >>5849192 >>5852461 >>5870392 >>5876645
>>5848551 (OP)
obligatory
Anonymous No.5848802 >>5850111 >>5886512
Anonymous No.5848807 >>5864415
Anonymous No.5848826
>>5848800
if she didn't want her kayak to be destroyed by a bear, why did she buy one made out of delicious polymer?
Anonymous No.5848832 >>5862382 >>5883595
are bears just big dogs
Anonymous No.5848833
>>5848800
Old but gold
Anonymous No.5849118
>>5848681
that's right sister
Anonymous No.5849132 >>5880325
Anonymous No.5849144 >>5852462 >>5860175
>>5848708
i've seen women freak out over small critters
they would absolutely shit themselves if they saw a bear
Anonymous No.5849190
>>5848708
What shitty liberal, feminist , men hating plot video.
These people do not know that the bears eat their prey alive.
Anonymous No.5849192
>>5848708
Now the reality without fiminist men-hating propaganda bullshit here
>>5848800
Anonymous No.5849218 >>5849507 >>5850085 >>5876545 >>5894204 >>5896550 >>5899782
Anonymous No.5849247
>>5848708
>divide humans into men/women
>ok
>divide men into black/mexican/white
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.5849250
>>5848708
>for no reason
Anonymous No.5849327
i have never seen a bear in my life, but they scare me so much
i can't understand how can people live close to them
i have seen videos of close encounters in the us, terrifying
Anonymous No.5849378 >>5849453 >>5868031
>>5848793
it would get annoying to have something 1000Γ— as dangerous as a racoon acting as such
Anonymous No.5849439 >>5849447 >>5849725 >>5850116 >>5850146 >>5852370 >>5889276
>>5848708
Men ITT:
Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a woman?
Keep in mind that the bear is far less likely to falsely accuse you of harassment/sexual assault.
Anonymous No.5849447 >>5849504
>>5849439
Is it a female or male bear? Does it have cubs? I need the specifics man
Anonymous No.5849453 >>5857536 >>5880910
>>5849378
Come on, Finns aren't THAT bad.
Anonymous No.5849504 >>5909208
>>5849447
do you wanna raise a single mother bear's children or what?
Anonymous No.5849507 >>5850114 >>5851469 >>5872150 >>5886513
>>5849218
>look who crawled out of his cave!
Anonymous No.5849725
>>5849439
The reverse question is such:
Would you rather go on a hike with your wife/gf or your dog?
Anonymous No.5850085
>>5849218
Me every morning.
Anonymous No.5850111
>>5848802
Okairi!
Anonymous No.5850114 >>5872150
>>5849507
This post made me extremely angry
Anonymous No.5850116
>>5849439
Do other animals have this type of autism?
Anonymous No.5850120 >>5864476
>>5848681
>>5848569
This is what women think will happen when they choose the bear.
Anonymous No.5850146
>>5849439
Based safety bear
Anonymous No.5850755
>>5848708
please DO choose the bear. The gene pool hasn't been filtered in two generations, and now the gunk is walking about with septum bolts.
Anonymous No.5850868 >>5852830
>>5848708
This is some divide and conquere bullshit. Man and bear are natural friends and women will NOT divide us.
Anonymous No.5850958
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Anonymous No.5851389 >>5900309
Why are bears so cool?
Anonymous No.5851390 >>5857489 >>5863835 >>5864492
I wish bears weren't so dangerous, I want to give one a hug.
Anonymous No.5851469 >>5851497 >>5872150
>>5849507
came here to make this post
Anonymous No.5851497
>>5851469
you mean, you crawled out of your cave to post this?
Anonymous No.5851533 >>5852465 >>5857488 >>5858869 >>5860177 >>5885061 >>5886633
Anonymous No.5851548 >>5852343
>>5848708
As a man I would also rather be with a bear bro over a fucking woman. Womans use to me is only a hole of pleasure where a bear, assuming I manage to kill it is a source of meat and skin for clothing and shelter. Though if it is a bro I can use him to hunt.
Anonymous No.5852334
Anonymous No.5852343 >>5853983
>>5851548
Get you a bear bro that'll teach you martial arts.
Anonymous No.5852347 >>5862596 >>5882656
Anonymous No.5852370 >>5876350
>>5849439
A woman because dead wo(man) tells no tales
Anonymous No.5852376
>>5848708
>men with daughters seem to get it
>provides example of one man being nagged at by his wife to answer the question the way she wants
lol
Anonymous No.5852461
>>5848800
could have been worse, it could have been a man
Anonymous No.5852462 >>5886511
>>5849144
heart rate 200bpm moment
Anonymous No.5852465 >>5857488
>>5851533
>I was in Vietnam boy, you gotta always be aware
Anonymous No.5852789 >>5872475
Anonymous No.5852830 >>5852845 >>5867898
>>5850868
Realistically speaking, how safe are tamed bears? Can they actually become protective of a human, or is a case of "if they ever have a bad day and feel like snacking at the wrong time you get mauled" like with many other wild animals?
Anonymous No.5852845 >>5852854 >>5881040
>>5852830
Its probably roughly the same as any other trainable animal, really. Bears seem fairly intelligent and highly trainable - people have been using them in circus acts and such for centuries - so as long as you establish desired behaviors and reward with food, and establish undesired behaviors and use punishment of some sort to enforce it, its probably fine.

That said, any animal, including dogs, cats and other humans, have snapping points, bad days, sickness or hunger driving them crazy, and the list goes on. No animal is truly safe, it'd be more realistic to say that your probabilities are good if you rig the conditions correctly.
Anonymous No.5852854 >>5867898 >>5886276
>>5852845
I mean some animals, when hungry, will only weigh up whether you're more convenient to kill than the next nearest food source. Others, once tamed, will not even consider that and will ask you for food or go hunt somewhere else, unless something's really wrong and they're going crazy. Obviously everything can happen but for some animals it is much more exceptional than for others.
Cats, for example, are notoriously instinct-driven. Housecats rarely attack humans just due to the size difference but they still sometimes do, and as far as I know big cats are not safe to be around unrestricted, even tamed and friendly ones (and though this may just be an urban legend, but I've heard for example it's never even safe to sleep with a big cat, even if you've raised it its whole life).
Dogs can snap but it's much much rarer, and a well-trained dog kept in good disipline and well cared for should be no danger (for the vast majority of breeds). The amount of discipline needed varies a lot between e.g. a labrador and a german shepherd, but basically if you take care of it and it doesn't catch rabies you can almost always be basically safe.

So I'm just wondering where bears fall on the spectrum, whether it's more like a big lion that's only safe in controlled environments once well fed or a big dog that's only dangerous in particularly extreme and unfavourable environments.
Anonymous No.5853169 >>5854271 >>5854409 >>5863225 >>5881985 >>5909469
Anonymous No.5853870 >>5872424
Anonymous No.5853983 >>5854208
>>5852343
>self-flagellation
Anonymous No.5854208
>>5853983
could have been worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY
Anonymous No.5854235 >>5862215 >>5870397
Anonymous No.5854270
>>5848708
Women are so unbelievably retarded.
Anonymous No.5854271 >>5854407 >>5854545
>>5853169
American wall
Anonymous No.5854360 >>5889260 >>5889281 >>5893576
Anonymous No.5854407
>>5854271
Do you even have a backyard?
Anonymous No.5854409
>>5853169
lmao
Anonymous No.5854545
>>5854271
Yes, enclosed within brick walls, plastered with cement.
Anonymous No.5854554 >>5857387
>>5848708
It enrages me that cunts pretend they are being attacked and assaulted by men all the time.
Anonymous No.5854580 >>5857370
>>5848708
The correct response when a woman (or man) chooses the bear is to ask "would you rather be alone in the woods with a black man or a white man"?
Anonymous No.5855259 >>5857369 >>5878962
Anonymous No.5857366
we are all bears
Anonymous No.5857369 >>5869153
>>5855259
>when your hippy diet is so disgusting not even a wild animal will touch it
Anonymous No.5857370 >>5880527
>>5854580
they're on camera
so of course they'll pick black
especially the women
because they fear the cancel karens above all else
Anonymous No.5857387 >>5857388 >>5857512 >>5857552 >>5860173 >>5860382 >>5868892 >>5870405 >>5873975 >>5877249 >>5877927 >>5881217 >>5896555 >>5899073
>>5854554
These days victimhood is considered a virtue
Anonymous No.5857388
>>5857387
The irony
Anonymous No.5857488
>>5852465
>>5851533
>Janice the neighbor's goddamn dog is out behind the fence again....ahhh that's annoying.
Anonymous No.5857489
>>5851390
ahhh what a good boy or girl.
Anonymous No.5857507
Anonymous No.5857512 >>5857517 >>5864429
>>5857387
do these dumb bitches know how the pov meme actually works??
Anonymous No.5857517
>>5857512
Women see themselves in the third person.
Anonymous No.5857536
>>5849453
>Perkele saatana lol
I like them.
Anonymous No.5857552
>>5857387
Put some fucking clothes on if you're that worried about it. I don't walk around with cash hanging out of my pockets if I'm in a 'might get mugged' (black) area.
Anonymous No.5858037 >>5858721
>>5848551 (OP)
i can't bear it
Anonymous No.5858442
>>5848708
youch
Anonymous No.5858721
>>5858037
booooo
Anonymous No.5858869 >>5864427
>>5851533
>these are the people you share the road with
Anonymous No.5859617 >>5860181 >>5860195 >>5862271 >>5874273 >>5880919 >>5884269
Anonymous No.5860173
>>5857387
>leaves with the hose still attached.
Anonymous No.5860175
>>5849144
>Woman encounters aggressive, misogynistic, bigoted man in the wild
Anonymous No.5860177
>>5851533
I love the way that bear just stares at them like Nigga you serious?
Anonymous No.5860181 >>5860182 >>5860843
>>5859617
I think the reason for this is most women dont know anything about bears and have never seen one eat a deer thats still alive or seen a video of one mauling a human.
If you asked them if they would rather have their entrails ripped out and have bits of them eaten all while fully concious and screaming for help with nobody around or be stuck somewhere with a random guy they would answer differently
Anonymous No.5860182 >>5860221 >>5894211
>>5860181
Women with their inflated egos would think they can fix the bear.
Anonymous No.5860195
>>5859617
The dumbest fucking part of this video is that it's a random man coming up to them asking them questions and they have no reaction
Anonymous No.5860221 >>5894211
>>5860182
>think they can fix the bear.
>think they have spiritual empathetic powers with animals and thus can control the bear
...I really don't understand why so many women think they have supernatural powers; it's gotten to the point where I am more surprised if they don't think they have secret psychic powers.
Anonymous No.5860382
>>5857387
>dresses like a gigaslut
>what r u staring at, creep?
Anonymous No.5860607 >>5862551 >>5879279
>>5848568
I've . . . seen things you wildlife videographers wouldn't believe. Pic-a-nic baskets on fire off the shoulder of the highway. All those hotdogs will be lost to ants. . . like tears in rain
Anonymous No.5860843 >>5861156 >>5862383
>>5860181
>most women dont know anything about bears

This might be it. About 2 months ago 2 of my female coworkers were talking about the bear vs man in the woods dilemma; one of them said "if it's a bear you can just hit it with a branch".
Anonymous No.5861156
>>5860843
I asked my sister about this and she agrees its probably largely women not understanding how dangerous bears are or that if they do decide to harm you they wont kill you just start eating you alive
Anonymous No.5862215
>>5854235
Is this real?
Anonymous No.5862271
>>5859617
Last girl extraordinarily based
I, too, like bears
Anonymous No.5862382
>>5848832
they look like it
Anonymous No.5862383
>>5860843
The Jungle Book taught me that if I come across a bear, he's gonna be really cool and not like that stick in the mud Bagheera.
Anonymous No.5862551 >>5863169
>>5860607
>Pic-a-nic
Anonymous No.5862596 >>5863849
>>5852347
Why is he so good
Anonymous No.5862625
>>5848708
Funny, it's the least desirable specimens saying this kind of shit
Anonymous No.5863169 >>5863171
>>5862551
What sort of faggot gets upset over a yogi bear refference?
Anonymous No.5863171 >>5863181
>>5863169
i fricked up..
Anonymous No.5863181
>>5863171
Yes
Anonymous No.5863189 >>5868058 >>5881087 >>5899099
>>5848708
>If we had a little daughter, and we had to leave her in the forest with either a grown man or a bear
That made it make sense. I get it now.

Also keep in mind most bears in mainland America are black bears, which almost never attack humans. Even I would rather be alone in the woods with a black bear than another person, that's why I go hiking.
Anonymous No.5863225
>>5853169
>directed by Michael Bay
Anonymous No.5863228 >>5892087 >>5910949
>>5848569
This is exactly why jews want to kill off Slavs btw. Slavs are the only ones I've seen who tame bears regularly
Anonymous No.5863835 >>5876556
>>5851390
It's society that makes them dangerous...
Anonymous No.5863849
>>5862596
Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.
Anonymous No.5864415
>>5848807
Bear rave!
Anonymous No.5864427
>>5858869
This thought is more terrifying than any bear.
Anonymous No.5864429
>>5857512
probably due to porn, women think "pov" means "looking at a woman"
Anonymous No.5864476 >>5874273
>>5848569
>>5850120
Anonymous No.5864480
Gold
Anonymous No.5864492
>>5851390
Bears just want some hugs and the content of you picnic basket. They will quite cheerfully eat you too but they would rather have berries and cheese toasties.
Anonymous No.5864515 >>5880456
Did you know that when it comes to bears, its the opposite of humans?
White bears aka polar bears are the most dangerous since they will attack on sight because they are not picky eaters (can't afford to when you live in a frozen tundra).
Brown bears aka grizzlies are very dangerous but you might survive an encounter provided you are not in its territory and its not particularly hungry atm.
Black bears are harmless, they only do mock charges. You can even pet them. Just don't fuck with their cubs obviously.
Anonymous No.5866139 >>5867689
>>5848551 (OP)
These girls prefer beats over men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4shZsek6I
Anonymous No.5867689
>>5866139
>beats over men
Bear over men
Anonymous No.5867716
>>5848681
>This is why you should always choose bears instead of men.
Anonymous No.5867732
>>5848568
>Hibernation status: Ready
Anonymous No.5867787 >>5872184
Anonymous No.5867890
>>5848681
the bear was raised and is handled by a man
Anonymous No.5867898 >>5868002
>>5852830
>>5852854
bears would be even worse than lions. at least lions are social animals. bears are solitary and only get together to either mate or fight.
Anonymous No.5868002 >>5868058 >>5901118
>>5867898
You say this but anecdotally I've seen a lot more webms of people hanging around bears and even teaching them tricks like dancing and shit than hanging around lions.
That said it might be because bears live around us in eurasia and north america so there's simply more opportunity for random retards to interact with them whereas lions are only found in zoos if you're not in africa, hence we mostly see zookeepers interacting with them. So I dunno, you might still be right. But just "they're solitary animals that means they must be bloodthristy and incapable of feeling mercy" isn't enough to convince me.
Anonymous No.5868031 >>5868055
>>5849378
black bears are pretty docile towards people, its easy to chase them off
its the brown ones you have to worry about
Anonymous No.5868055
>>5868031
Brown bears in Eurasia, while ostensibly the same species as North American brown bears, are statistically FAR less likely to harm people. I think aggression got culled out of their population by thousands of years of people diligently hunting down and killing any bear that started some shit.
Anonymous No.5868058 >>5885500
>>5863189
Black bears will happily steal unattended children, attack women who are on their period (thinking they are injured) and are far more likely to attack than a random man just attacks seem rare but its in a big part due to their smaller numbers and the fact people take precautions
>>5868002
Bears (if raised from a cub and not mistreated).are pretty loyal but also will not take any shit. I dont think they are as bad as cats for randomly turning on you but they are not anywhere near as docile as dogs, however: they can maintain their composure in rough situations with minimal food as is evidenced by this bear that served in the Polish military, helped them in battle and lived on the minimal rations available.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
Anonymous No.5868863
Okay
Anonymous No.5868892
>>5857387
>wierd looking twig acting suspicious near gas pump
I'd stare too.
Anonymous No.5869153
>>5857369
Keked, true
Anonymous No.5870220
does anyone have the non speech bubble version of this gif?
Anonymous No.5870392
>>5848800
>pepper spray the bear for no reason
>omggggg why are you getting revenge
Anonymous No.5870397
>>5854235
This is just tekken
>oh look an eagle
>roar as he gets kicked in the dick
toppest kek
Anonymous No.5870405
>>5857387
The truck is probably staring at your camera on your tripod wondering why you are filming yourself getting gas in your lingerie
Anonymous No.5872150
>>5849507
>>5850114
>>5851469
Get a job you lazy fucks!
Anonymous No.5872184 >>5872416
>>5867787
what anime?
Anonymous No.5872416
>>5872184
Amagami SS
Anonymous No.5872424
>>5853870
A bear raised by cats.
Anonymous No.5872475
>>5852789
>wait a minute, i'm a bear
Anonymous No.5873975 >>5876606
>>5857387
Hahaha women walking around in their undies is so funny.
>b-b-but anon it's hot
maaan it'll be 100 outside and I'm still wearing full pants and women tend to have lower body temperatures than men too so what the hell is their excuse? LMAO It's like a dude walking around in boxers and a wife beater on the street bro it's goofy.
Anonymous No.5873999 >>5874044
>>5848708
They're assuming every man is like a sketchy guy in a city alleyway in the middle of the night which can be sort of scary. Most hikers in the woods are going to be much more chill.or completely ignore them. The man isn't going to check up on their camp because they smell their food from a long distance and may not even notice them at all. These women have obviously never gone camping.
Anonymous No.5874044
>>5873999
Yeah but a lot of women are on the defensive 24/7 unless the dude is extremely hot. It's kinda understandable but it leads to nonsense like you saw in that video. There probably were women who picked the dude over the bear but they probably just cut them out of the vid.
Anonymous No.5874273 >>5881245
>>5848569
>>5848708
>>5859617
>>5864476
Damn, you really do just know, don't you...
Anonymous No.5874616 >>5894213
>>5848551 (OP)
Anonymous No.5875177
>>5848708
>I don't think I'm gonna be that good for the bear's nutrutional
>diet
Cretinous jeet.
Anonymous No.5875409
>>5848708
Maybe she means gays...
Anonymous No.5876350
>>5852370
Based
Anonymous No.5876545
>>5849218
i always imagine there's like a 65 degree cool breeze going, must feel nice.
Anonymous No.5876556
>>5863835
Bullshit.
It is the scarcity of food in nature that makes them be agreassive and dangerous.
All animals become a PeT like animals when there is an abundance of food, when all their needs are met. When people feed them.
Anonymous No.5876606
>>5873975
>walking around in boxers and a wife beater on the street
me
Anonymous No.5876645 >>5893592
>>5848800
She's screaming as if it was eating a person. What a neurotic cunt
Anonymous No.5877249
>>5857387
She knows exactly why he's staring.
Anonymous No.5877927
>>5857387
>Why are you staring at me like that
>dressed conservatively than a prostitute
Anonymous No.5878962
>>5855259
>Too much microplastic
Anonymous No.5879279
>>5860607
Anonymous No.5880325 >>5892094
>>5849132
>ME MAM TERRND INTE A BEEEEAARRR
Anonymous No.5880456
>>5864515
>black bears are harmless
Just because they're skittish and you have a chance to fight one off as a fully grown, fit, somewhat trained man doesn't make them """harmless""". They are more likely to attack on average than other bear breeds and are generally unpredictable.
Anonymous No.5880467
>>5848708
Would you rather leave your child alone with a brown bear or a white bear?
Anonymous No.5880527
>>5857370
>so u sayin black men are worse than a mothafuckin bear
Anonymous No.5880909
BEARMAN
Anonymous No.5880910
>>5849453
lel
Anonymous No.5880919 >>5881203 >>5886857 >>5898717
>>5859617
>>5848708
>haha women are so stupid thinking they'd be safer with a bear
>meanwhile half the thread is posts of people easily scaring bears off into a sprint with nothing more than a yell
Obviously this is just genderwar ragebait but holy fuck
Anonymous No.5880926
>>5848708
If you were trapped under a fallen tree and you had to rely on either a 9 year old boy or a grown woman to go find help, who would you choose?
Anonymous No.5880932 >>5884340
Anonymous No.5880933 >>5882040 >>5882189 >>5885123
Anonymous No.5880934 >>5903237
Anonymous No.5880935 >>5881087 >>5882212 >>5907296
Anonymous No.5880936 >>5883835 >>5885284
Anonymous No.5881039
>>5848793
I completely empathize with the bear. I also get startled shitless every time I hear the Finnish language.
Anonymous No.5881040
>>5852845
this is such a good take. what makes tigers/bears/lions look like they just "snap" is that they're so much more powerful than a human that any aggression coming from them will end in you shred to ribbons, whereas if a dog/cat snaps you'll get injured but you won't die.
Anonymous No.5881066 >>5907391
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Anonymous No.5881087 >>5902193
>>5863189
What's the closest you've ever been to a black bear? I've been about 15ft from one, which was walking perpendicular to me and did not indicate I knew it was there, but even that is enough to make this entire question seem so ridiculous I can't even get that mad about it. It was panting with its mouth open, you remember what those teeth look like when you see them in person.

>>5880935
I wish this had sound lol
Anonymous No.5881119 >>5894220
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Anonymous No.5881203
>>5880919
It's because the videos where the bear doesn't run away aren't posted on a sfw board.
sage No.5881217
>>5857387
You’re*
Fucking retarded social media retards fuck these people are unfixable.
Anonymous No.5881245
>>5874273
shut the fuck up you filthy jew
Anonymous No.5881985 >>5894230
>>5853169
>Hehe im so sneaky I'll climb over the wall, they'll never know I was here
>AAAEHEHEHEYYYYEAAHAHA
>Oh, how fortunate, hehe
I love bears so much they're so cute, I wish they were racoon sized so I could keep one without it mauling me to death ;(
Anonymous No.5882040 >>5884343
>>5880933
lol he scream like baby
Anonymous No.5882189 >>5884343 >>5884832
>>5880933
tard rage came in handy there
Anonymous No.5882212 >>5903241
>>5880935
Thats like a horror movie
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Anonymous No.5882359 >>5885093 >>5886258 >>5907391
Anonymous No.5882656
>>5852347
Anonymous No.5883595 >>5885118
>>5848832
Anonymous No.5883787 >>5885063
Anonymous No.5883794 >>5903244
Anonymous No.5883835
>>5880936
damn these niggas zesty
Anonymous No.5883844 >>5889620
Anonymous No.5884269
>>5859617
This is in England, where "Man" is often a euphemism for "Muslim Man." The average Muslim is substantially more dangerous to a woman, especially a white one, than the average Bear is.
Anonymous No.5884340 >>5884345
>>5880932
Makes you understand why they're called "brown one" in most Indo-European languages because their real name was so taboo for fear speaking it might attract one...
Anonymous No.5884343 >>5889830
>>5882040
>>5882189
It's objectively the correct strategy in the situation. Bears "scream" at each other when they fight. You aren't going to physically over power it, you have to make yourself look as big, loud, and scary as possible.
Anonymous No.5884345 >>5884350 >>5886641 >>5886862 >>5901101
>>5884340
I should add to that
>"brown one" (bear, bruin, etc in germanic languages)
>"honey eater" (medved) which is what the russians call them.
>Greek word for bear arctos comes from a shared root dating back to a sandskrit word that looked like "hractos" which basically means "the destroyer"
The greek word is also where we get the words for Arctic and Antarctic. Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
The Finns have a whole mythology around it. And looking into bear cults from Finland, Siberia, and the Ainu of Japan is really damn interesting if you have time.
Pretty fuckin metal honestly.
Anonymous No.5884350 >>5894224
>>5884345
>Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
Learnt something today!
Anonymous No.5884832
>>5882189
He probably broke or at least fractured a few fingers there, but not being eaten alive is worth it.
Anonymous No.5884853 >>5885268
Anonymous No.5885061
>>5851533
>me playing Thief first time
those old NPC's were blind back then
Anonymous No.5885063
>>5883787
she's just pregnant
Anonymous No.5885093 >>5885111
>>5882359
bear looks weak and slow from an entire life of domestication and good table manners, quite sad
Anonymous No.5885111 >>5885125
>>5885093
I assumed it was just really old. It sure looks elderly.
Anonymous No.5885118
>>5883595
audio from another clip
Anonymous No.5885123
>>5880933
how full were his pants after this
Anonymous No.5885125 >>5885892 >>5886258
>>5885111
true, it looks pretty old, but it also looks like its daily routine is just walking a few yards here and there, maybe it used to run around and play on their property, i dunno, i guess it could have lived a physically active life
Anonymous No.5885268
>>5884853
how did he teleport into the car like that?
Anonymous No.5885275 >>5885278
Anonymous No.5885276 >>5909586
Anonymous No.5885277 >>5909577
Anonymous No.5885278 >>5903245
>>5885275
ive never seen a bird being this exhausted
Anonymous No.5885284
>>5880936
Now I know where i'd software got their sound samples from when making doom.
Anonymous No.5885500 >>5885654
>>5868058
Based and Wojtekpilled. He is my favorite bear, historically speaking.
Imagine you and the boys having to snuggle with him in order to survive the freezing temperatures at night. Maximum ursinic comfiness
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Anonymous No.5885654 >>5898564
>>5885500
We have some statues of him here because he lived in Edinburgh zoo after the war :)
Im honestly jealous of a generation that got to go to war and expirence that type of bond with their comrades because I got PTSD anyway but the gay childhood trauma and finding a friend overdosed in a bathroom kind not the cool war hero kind. At least id have people who understood what id been through that were not junkies and faggots that I have zero interest in ever speaking to
Anonymous No.5885892 >>5886258 >>5889330
>>5885125
It probably wouldn't have lived to be that old in the wild..
Anonymous No.5886258 >>5889330
>>5885892
>>5885125
>>5882359
24 years old in the video. Though apparently he's 32 now. Compared to a 20-25 year life expectancy for brown bears in the wild.
Anonymous No.5886276
>>5852854
i think bears are mostly more related to dogs hence they probably had the same thinking as dogs if properly trained, while lion and cat are mostly the same since they're feline
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Anonymous No.5886511
>>5852462
He's got a magnum in his hand, the dude is more than fine. Unless you mean the bear is shitting itself.
Anonymous No.5886512
>>5848802
>remove doorknob
>slather dick with honey
>???
Anonymous No.5886513
>>5849507
>how come i never see you anymore, son?
You know where i live bitch.
Anonymous No.5886633
>>5851533
Metal bear solid
Anonymous No.5886641 >>5901101
>>5884345
Based bear knower. Germanic culture has a bear cult too, as seen in berserkers (bear-shirt, i.e. they wore bear skins) and in figures like Beowulf (bee-wolf, i.e. bear) and Bodvar Bjarki who astrally projects into a bear.
Anonymous No.5886857
>>5880919
It's not that they're stupid for choosing the bear, their stupid because their reason for choosing the bear is completely iΔΊlogical 99% of the time.

>Choose the bear because it won't always attack you (99.9% of all men won't attack you)
>choose the bear because men attack women much more often (most women encounter thousands of men throughout their lives, while never encountering a single bear)
Anonymous No.5886862 >>5887085
>>5884345
>The greek word is also where we get the words for Arctic and Antarctic. Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
It's called Arctic because you can see Ursa Major from there, not because it has bears.
Anonymous No.5887085 >>5889433
>>5886862
im going with the bear explanation because its cooler stop being a dork get bearpilled
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Anonymous No.5887452 >>5907292
Anonymous No.5889260
>>5854360
gay porn isn't allowed on a blue board, anon
Anonymous No.5889276
>>5849439
God bless this bear
Anonymous No.5889281
>>5854360
OH THEY' FUCKIN'!
Anonymous No.5889330
>>5885892
>>5886258
not bad then, seems the bear has lived a long and peaceful life at any rate, doesn't have to worry about getting owned by a younger bear or succumbing to injury/illness
Anonymous No.5889433
>>5887085
that's fair
Anonymous No.5889620
>>5883844
Is this real?
Anonymous No.5889648 >>5892084
Anonymous No.5889650 >>5892075
Anonymous No.5889652 >>5907290
Anonymous No.5889830
>>5884343
I've always wondered if carrying an umbrella with an eye pattern or something would help with wild animal encounters. It can make you look bigger and hopefully terrifying.
Anonymous No.5892046
Up
Anonymous No.5892075
>>5889650
BROTHER, we must defend our oats
Anonymous No.5892084 >>5893497
>>5889648
Is that a stallion
Anonymous No.5892087
>>5863228
In their backyards at that
Anonymous No.5892094
>>5880325
It was her dah
Anonymous No.5893497 >>5895503
>>5892084
Moose
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Anonymous No.5893547 >>5893600 >>5898920
Anonymous No.5893576
>>5854360
get a room!
Anonymous No.5893592
>>5876645
I think without her kayak she had no means of getting back
Anonymous No.5893600 >>5894266
>>5893547
Is he ok?
Anonymous No.5894176
looks like some are fake ai videos
Anonymous No.5894204
>>5849218
Me after a night of binge drinking, Taco Bell and fighting random hobos in the alley behind 7-11
Anonymous No.5894211
>>5860182
>>5860221
Women can barely pump their own gas. Good luck to these dumb bitches being stuck inawoods with something that can't build them shelter, build them a fire or provide them food. That's if they don't get eaten.
God I fucking hate women
Anonymous No.5894213
>>5874616
>VDV is conscripting real bears
Anonymous No.5894220
>>5881119
>ygyl
Anonymous No.5894224
>>5884350
>All this talk about man vs bear
>Brown vs black
Finally, someone posted the genetically superior white bear. Bigger and stronger in every way.
Anonymous No.5894230
>>5881985
Bears are literally just big fat dogs
Anonymous No.5894266
>>5893600
Yeah he's fine, most of the sticks they threw at him missed.
Anonymous No.5895503
>>5893497
oops sorry
Anonymous No.5895504
Anonymous No.5896550 >>5900650
>>5849218
Wasn't this one abandoned in a zoo that closed
Anonymous No.5896555
>>5857387
Where is the bear?
Anonymous No.5896665
>>5848551 (OP)
ain't we a pear?
Anonymous No.5898564 >>5898666
>>5885654
Sad and tragic personal story bro
I want to let you know, as one of your elders, that we all lose people
COs lose soldiers and soldiers lose comrades in wars made by men and everyone loses their friends/family(life's little soldiers) to the world which wars with each and every one of us in its own vendetta way.
https://youtu.be/RC6sMFbL288?si=CUXmu_RCSufVVnia

Keep your chin up, and chest puffed out.
You are never alone, even when you are suffering alone, there is always others out there that knows your pain
Anonymous No.5898666
>>5898564
Thanks bro :)
Anonymous No.5898717
>>5880919
I assure you that if the women who chose the bear saw that video of a bear ripping a man's face off, they'd still choose the bear because women in general are retarded.
Anonymous No.5898787
>>5848569
That bear is a coomer
Anonymous No.5898920 >>5899719 >>5899917 >>5900274
>>5893547
what the hell, /wsg/ told me that black bears are just big silly dogs?
Anonymous No.5899073
>>5857387
huge gross mole
Anonymous No.5899099
>>5863189
>That made it make sense
How? How did it make sense to you?
If I had to leave my daughter in the forest I would rather prefer her to be near someone who has at least slightest idea of survival and can comfort her during panic attack.
Also, wild animals that tend to avoid adult humans may see kids as easy target.
Anonymous No.5899719
>>5898920
> X told me that Y
Low test fag liberal pol agitator speak
Anonymous No.5899782
>>5849218
dis nigga got stuck with a woman in the woods
Anonymous No.5899917
>>5898920
That's an Asian black bear, which are known to be more aggressive than Burger ones.
Anonymous No.5900274
>>5898920
That's a sun bear. They kill and eat tigers.
Anonymous No.5900298 >>5900857
Bears do occasionally visit convenience stores. Not that all bears are polite, but some are very accustomed to what people want. If they do a certain activity and no one scolds them, then that is the approach they use in the future.
Anonymous No.5900301 >>5900970
>>5848793
oh shit that's what that "BAERRRRAAKALAAAA" sound is from
Anonymous No.5900309
>>5851389
>Why are bears so cool?
A few park or community bears are not only tame, but don't have hot tempers. BUT most bears have hot tempers once triggered.

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/18/washington-black-bear-inexplicably-passes-on-busch-but-passes-out-after-downing-36-rainier-beers/
Anonymous No.5900650 >>5907187
>>5896550
Yes, Chada, webm is of her in the new rescue enclosure, though.
Anonymous No.5900857
>>5900298
Reason #88 why I love bears and hate blacks.
Anonymous No.5900970 >>5901033
>>5900301
'perkele' finnish curseword
Anonymous No.5901033
>>5900970
i realize after looking it up. i would also shit my pants if i heard someone scream that in the middle of the woods. finnish is wild
Anonymous No.5901101
>>5884345
>>5886641
I too have watched the 13th warrior.
Anonymous No.5901118
>>5868002
>incapable of feeling mercy
Yes anon they eat their prey alive.
Anonymous No.5902193 >>5902201
>>5881087
ive walked into the same bear with cubs twice coming outside my house, have videos if interested lol
Anonymous No.5902201 >>5902208 >>5904088 >>5905077
>>5902193
fuck it. here's the first video, i walked out my door looking at my phone and ran into two cubs, looked up and realized this wasn't good, shat myself in surprised then stumble back as i knew mom would be around. She false charged me as i scrambled to get into my front door, good job i didn't completely fall over? maybe.... think i would learn my lesson, but one year later...
Anonymous No.5902208 >>5904088 >>5905077
>>5902201
this time i was late for work but did the same shit was not expecting it. told it to move on and it shat on the floor when i hit the fence with a shovel. i love bears. but respect they will eat you alive.
Anonymous No.5903237
>>5880934
A bear is.very similar to the cat by its mitoric skills. Just not that flexible and way more stronger.
Anonymous No.5903241
>>5882212
The nature is pretty horific when you look at it up close.
Anonymous No.5903244
>>5883794
Very well built birds feeder
Anonymous No.5903245
>>5885278
It could be I'll and dying. That's why ended in the water.
Anonymous No.5904088 >>5906877
>>5902201
>>5902208
You should did what the finn did, PERKELE!!!!
Anonymous No.5905077
>>5902201
>>5902208
these videos are way more stressful to watch when you know it's the actual guy posting them
Anonymous No.5906877
>>5904088
Perhaps that only works on brown bears
Anonymous No.5907187
>>5900650
Naturally. "Rescue animal" is a euphemism however.
Anonymous No.5907290
>>5889652
cats are so stupid and funny
Anonymous No.5907292
>>5887452
kek
Anonymous No.5907296
>>5880935
the bear is like Gandalf and the boars are like Orcs
Anonymous No.5907391
>>5881066
>>5882359
My great grandfather was a bear keeper while in the swedish army, his officer in had been gifted one from some russian officer. This was in the early 1900's. Only russians could gift someone a bear, fucking weirdos.
Anonymous No.5909202
What a cool thread.
Anonmous No.5909205
>>5848551 (OP)
I once saw a bear dig a hole and sit in it. Was dope.
Anonmous No.5909208
>>5849504
I would rather my children have a bears genetics than my own.
Anonymous No.5909469
>>5853169
Now the bear has his own door
Anonymous No.5909577
>>5885277
Excellent throw. Excellent catch.
Anonymous No.5909586
>>5885276
That's adorable.
Anonymous No.5909998
>>5848793
>laughter at 0:48
This is what the gnomes sound like in my backyard when I'm not looking at them.
Anonymous No.5910949
>>5863228
Yep. The sole reason. The bear threat is too great to jews...