Just post bears being bears.

>>5848568
utter unit

>>5848569
This is why you should always choose bears instead of men.

>>5848681

>>5848551 (OP)
obligatory

>>5848800
if she didn't want her kayak to be destroyed by a bear, why did she buy one made out of delicious polymer?

are bears just big dogs

>>5848800
Old but gold

>>5848681
that's right sister

>>5848708
i've seen women freak out over small critters
they would absolutely shit themselves if they saw a bear

>>5848708
What shitty liberal, feminist , men hating plot video.
These people do not know that the bears eat their prey alive.

>>5848708
Now the reality without fiminist men-hating propaganda bullshit here
>>5848800

>>5848708
>divide humans into men/women
>ok
>divide men into black/mexican/white
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5848708
>for no reason

i have never seen a bear in my life, but they scare me so much
i can't understand how can people live close to them
i have seen videos of close encounters in the us, terrifying

>>5848793
it would get annoying to have something 1000× as dangerous as a racoon acting as such

>>5848708
Men ITT:
Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a woman?
Keep in mind that the bear is far less likely to falsely accuse you of harassment/sexual assault.

>>5849439
Is it a female or male bear? Does it have cubs? I need the specifics man

>>5849378
Come on, Finns aren't THAT bad.

>>5849447
do you wanna raise a single mother bear's children or what?

>>5849218
>look who crawled out of his cave!

>>5849439
The reverse question is such:
Would you rather go on a hike with your wife/gf or your dog?

>>5849218
Me every morning.

>>5848802
Okairi!

>>5849507
This post made me extremely angry

>>5849439
Do other animals have this type of autism?

>>5848681
>>5848569
This is what women think will happen when they choose the bear.

>>5849439
Based safety bear

>>5848708
please DO choose the bear. The gene pool hasn't been filtered in two generations, and now the gunk is walking about with septum bolts.

>>5848708
This is some divide and conquere bullshit. Man and bear are natural friends and women will NOT divide us.

Why are bears so cool?

I wish bears weren't so dangerous, I want to give one a hug.

>>5849507
came here to make this post

>>5851469
you mean, you crawled out of your cave to post this?

>>5848708
As a man I would also rather be with a bear bro over a fucking woman. Womans use to me is only a hole of pleasure where a bear, assuming I manage to kill it is a source of meat and skin for clothing and shelter. Though if it is a bro I can use him to hunt.

>>5851548
Get you a bear bro that'll teach you martial arts.

>>5849439
A woman because dead wo(man) tells no tales

>>5848708
>men with daughters seem to get it
>provides example of one man being nagged at by his wife to answer the question the way she wants
lol

>>5848800
could have been worse, it could have been a man

>>5849144
heart rate 200bpm moment

>>5851533
>I was in Vietnam boy, you gotta always be aware

>>5850868
Realistically speaking, how safe are tamed bears? Can they actually become protective of a human, or is a case of "if they ever have a bad day and feel like snacking at the wrong time you get mauled" like with many other wild animals?

>>5852830
Its probably roughly the same as any other trainable animal, really. Bears seem fairly intelligent and highly trainable - people have been using them in circus acts and such for centuries - so as long as you establish desired behaviors and reward with food, and establish undesired behaviors and use punishment of some sort to enforce it, its probably fine.

That said, any animal, including dogs, cats and other humans, have snapping points, bad days, sickness or hunger driving them crazy, and the list goes on. No animal is truly safe, it'd be more realistic to say that your probabilities are good if you rig the conditions correctly.

>>5852845
I mean some animals, when hungry, will only weigh up whether you're more convenient to kill than the next nearest food source. Others, once tamed, will not even consider that and will ask you for food or go hunt somewhere else, unless something's really wrong and they're going crazy. Obviously everything can happen but for some animals it is much more exceptional than for others.
Cats, for example, are notoriously instinct-driven. Housecats rarely attack humans just due to the size difference but they still sometimes do, and as far as I know big cats are not safe to be around unrestricted, even tamed and friendly ones (and though this may just be an urban legend, but I've heard for example it's never even safe to sleep with a big cat, even if you've raised it its whole life).
Dogs can snap but it's much much rarer, and a well-trained dog kept in good disipline and well cared for should be no danger (for the vast majority of breeds). The amount of discipline needed varies a lot between e.g. a labrador and a german shepherd, but basically if you take care of it and it doesn't catch rabies you can almost always be basically safe.

So I'm just wondering where bears fall on the spectrum, whether it's more like a big lion that's only safe in controlled environments once well fed or a big dog that's only dangerous in particularly extreme and unfavourable environments.

>>5852343
>self-flagellation

>>5853983
could have been worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY

>>5848708
Women are so unbelievably retarded.

>>5853169
American wall

>>5854271
Do you even have a backyard?

>>5853169
lmao

>>5854271
Yes, enclosed within brick walls, plastered with cement.

>>5848708
It enrages me that cunts pretend they are being attacked and assaulted by men all the time.

>>5848708
The correct response when a woman (or man) chooses the bear is to ask "would you rather be alone in the woods with a black man or a white man"?

we are all bears

>>5855259
>when your hippy diet is so disgusting not even a wild animal will touch it

>>5854580
they're on camera
so of course they'll pick black
especially the women
because they fear the cancel karens above all else

>>5854554
These days victimhood is considered a virtue

>>5857387
The irony

>>5852465
>>5851533
>Janice the neighbor's goddamn dog is out behind the fence again....ahhh that's annoying.

>>5851390
ahhh what a good boy or girl.

>>5857387
do these dumb bitches know how the pov meme actually works??

>>5857512
Women see themselves in the third person.

>>5849453
>Perkele saatana lol
I like them.

>>5857387
Put some fucking clothes on if you're that worried about it. I don't walk around with cash hanging out of my pockets if I'm in a 'might get mugged' (black) area.

>>5848551 (OP)
i can't bear it

>>5848708
youch

>>5858037
booooo

>>5851533
>these are the people you share the road with

>>5857387
>leaves with the hose still attached.

>>5849144
>Woman encounters aggressive, misogynistic, bigoted man in the wild

>>5851533
I love the way that bear just stares at them like Nigga you serious?

>>5859617
I think the reason for this is most women dont know anything about bears and have never seen one eat a deer thats still alive or seen a video of one mauling a human.
If you asked them if they would rather have their entrails ripped out and have bits of them eaten all while fully concious and screaming for help with nobody around or be stuck somewhere with a random guy they would answer differently

>>5860181
Women with their inflated egos would think they can fix the bear.

>>5859617
The dumbest fucking part of this video is that it's a random man coming up to them asking them questions and they have no reaction

>>5860182
>think they can fix the bear.
>think they have spiritual empathetic powers with animals and thus can control the bear
...I really don't understand why so many women think they have supernatural powers; it's gotten to the point where I am more surprised if they don't think they have secret psychic powers.

>>5857387
>dresses like a gigaslut
>what r u staring at, creep?

>>5848568
I've . . . seen things you wildlife videographers wouldn't believe. Pic-a-nic baskets on fire off the shoulder of the highway. All those hotdogs will be lost to ants. . . like tears in rain

>>5860181
>most women dont know anything about bears

This might be it. About 2 months ago 2 of my female coworkers were talking about the bear vs man in the woods dilemma; one of them said "if it's a bear you can just hit it with a branch".

>>5860843
I asked my sister about this and she agrees its probably largely women not understanding how dangerous bears are or that if they do decide to harm you they wont kill you just start eating you alive

>>5854235
Is this real?

>>5859617
Last girl extraordinarily based
I, too, like bears

>>5848832
they look like it

>>5860843
The Jungle Book taught me that if I come across a bear, he's gonna be really cool and not like that stick in the mud Bagheera.

>>5860607
>Pic-a-nic

>>5852347
Why is he so good

>>5848708
Funny, it's the least desirable specimens saying this kind of shit

>>5862551
What sort of faggot gets upset over a yogi bear refference?

>>5863169
i fricked up..

>>5863171
Yes

>>5848708
>If we had a little daughter, and we had to leave her in the forest with either a grown man or a bear
That made it make sense. I get it now.

Also keep in mind most bears in mainland America are black bears, which almost never attack humans. Even I would rather be alone in the woods with a black bear than another person, that's why I go hiking.

>>5853169
>directed by Michael Bay

>>5848569
This is exactly why jews want to kill off Slavs btw. Slavs are the only ones I've seen who tame bears regularly

>>5851390
It's society that makes them dangerous...

>>5862596
Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.

>>5848807
Bear rave!

>>5858869
This thought is more terrifying than any bear.

>>5857512
probably due to porn, women think "pov" means "looking at a woman"

>>5848569
>>5850120

Gold

>>5851390
Bears just want some hugs and the content of you picnic basket. They will quite cheerfully eat you too but they would rather have berries and cheese toasties.

Did you know that when it comes to bears, its the opposite of humans?
White bears aka polar bears are the most dangerous since they will attack on sight because they are not picky eaters (can't afford to when you live in a frozen tundra).
Brown bears aka grizzlies are very dangerous but you might survive an encounter provided you are not in its territory and its not particularly hungry atm.
Black bears are harmless, they only do mock charges. You can even pet them. Just don't fuck with their cubs obviously.

>>5848551 (OP)
These girls prefer beats over men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4shZsek6I

>>5866139
>beats over men
Bear over men

>>5848681
>This is why you should always choose bears instead of men.

>>5848568
>Hibernation status: Ready

>>5848681
the bear was raised and is handled by a man

>>5852830
>>5852854
bears would be even worse than lions. at least lions are social animals. bears are solitary and only get together to either mate or fight.

>>5867898
You say this but anecdotally I've seen a lot more webms of people hanging around bears and even teaching them tricks like dancing and shit than hanging around lions.
That said it might be because bears live around us in eurasia and north america so there's simply more opportunity for random retards to interact with them whereas lions are only found in zoos if you're not in africa, hence we mostly see zookeepers interacting with them. So I dunno, you might still be right. But just "they're solitary animals that means they must be bloodthristy and incapable of feeling mercy" isn't enough to convince me.

>>5849378
black bears are pretty docile towards people, its easy to chase them off
its the brown ones you have to worry about

>>5868031
Brown bears in Eurasia, while ostensibly the same species as North American brown bears, are statistically FAR less likely to harm people. I think aggression got culled out of their population by thousands of years of people diligently hunting down and killing any bear that started some shit.

>>5863189
Black bears will happily steal unattended children, attack women who are on their period (thinking they are injured) and are far more likely to attack than a random man just attacks seem rare but its in a big part due to their smaller numbers and the fact people take precautions
>>5868002
Bears (if raised from a cub and not mistreated).are pretty loyal but also will not take any shit. I dont think they are as bad as cats for randomly turning on you but they are not anywhere near as docile as dogs, however: they can maintain their composure in rough situations with minimal food as is evidenced by this bear that served in the Polish military, helped them in battle and lived on the minimal rations available.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

Okay

>>5857387
>wierd looking twig acting suspicious near gas pump
I'd stare too.

>>5857369
Keked, true

does anyone have the non speech bubble version of this gif?

>>5848800
>pepper spray the bear for no reason
>omggggg why are you getting revenge

>>5854235
This is just tekken
>oh look an eagle
>roar as he gets kicked in the dick
toppest kek

>>5857387
The truck is probably staring at your camera on your tripod wondering why you are filming yourself getting gas in your lingerie

>>5849507
>>5850114
>>5851469
Get a job you lazy fucks!

>>5867787
what anime?

>>5872184
Amagami SS

>>5853870
A bear raised by cats.

>>5852789
>wait a minute, i'm a bear

>>5857387
Hahaha women walking around in their undies is so funny.
>b-b-but anon it's hot
maaan it'll be 100 outside and I'm still wearing full pants and women tend to have lower body temperatures than men too so what the hell is their excuse? LMAO It's like a dude walking around in boxers and a wife beater on the street bro it's goofy.

>>5848708
They're assuming every man is like a sketchy guy in a city alleyway in the middle of the night which can be sort of scary. Most hikers in the woods are going to be much more chill.or completely ignore them. The man isn't going to check up on their camp because they smell their food from a long distance and may not even notice them at all. These women have obviously never gone camping.

>>5873999
Yeah but a lot of women are on the defensive 24/7 unless the dude is extremely hot. It's kinda understandable but it leads to nonsense like you saw in that video. There probably were women who picked the dude over the bear but they probably just cut them out of the vid.

>>5848569
>>5848708
>>5859617
>>5864476
Damn, you really do just know, don't you...

>>5848551 (OP)

>>5848708
>I don't think I'm gonna be that good for the bear's nutrutional
>diet
Cretinous jeet.

>>5848708
Maybe she means gays...

>>5852370
Based

>>5849218
i always imagine there's like a 65 degree cool breeze going, must feel nice.

>>5863835
Bullshit.
It is the scarcity of food in nature that makes them be agreassive and dangerous.
All animals become a PeT like animals when there is an abundance of food, when all their needs are met. When people feed them.

>>5873975
>walking around in boxers and a wife beater on the street
me

>>5848800
She's screaming as if it was eating a person. What a neurotic cunt

>>5857387
She knows exactly why he's staring.

>>5857387
>Why are you staring at me like that
>dressed conservatively than a prostitute

>>5855259
>Too much microplastic

>>5860607

>>5849132
>ME MAM TERRND INTE A BEEEEAARRR

>>5864515
>black bears are harmless
Just because they're skittish and you have a chance to fight one off as a fully grown, fit, somewhat trained man doesn't make them """harmless""". They are more likely to attack on average than other bear breeds and are generally unpredictable.

>>5848708
Would you rather leave your child alone with a brown bear or a white bear?

>>5857370
>so u sayin black men are worse than a mothafuckin bear

BEARMAN

>>5849453
lel

>>5859617
>>5848708
>haha women are so stupid thinking they'd be safer with a bear
>meanwhile half the thread is posts of people easily scaring bears off into a sprint with nothing more than a yell
Obviously this is just genderwar ragebait but holy fuck

>>5848708
If you were trapped under a fallen tree and you had to rely on either a 9 year old boy or a grown woman to go find help, who would you choose?

>>5848793
I completely empathize with the bear. I also get startled shitless every time I hear the Finnish language.

>>5852845
this is such a good take. what makes tigers/bears/lions look like they just "snap" is that they're so much more powerful than a human that any aggression coming from them will end in you shred to ribbons, whereas if a dog/cat snaps you'll get injured but you won't die.

>>5863189
What's the closest you've ever been to a black bear? I've been about 15ft from one, which was walking perpendicular to me and did not indicate I knew it was there, but even that is enough to make this entire question seem so ridiculous I can't even get that mad about it. It was panting with its mouth open, you remember what those teeth look like when you see them in person.

>>5880935
I wish this had sound lol

>>5880919
It's because the videos where the bear doesn't run away aren't posted on a sfw board.

>>5857387
You’re*
Fucking retarded social media retards fuck these people are unfixable.

>>5874273
shut the fuck up you filthy jew

>>5853169
>Hehe im so sneaky I'll climb over the wall, they'll never know I was here
>AAAEHEHEHEYYYYEAAHAHA
>Oh, how fortunate, hehe
I love bears so much they're so cute, I wish they were racoon sized so I could keep one without it mauling me to death ;(

>>5880933
lol he scream like baby

>>5880933
tard rage came in handy there

>>5880935
Thats like a horror movie

>>5852347

>>5848832

>>5880936
damn these niggas zesty

>>5859617
This is in England, where "Man" is often a euphemism for "Muslim Man." The average Muslim is substantially more dangerous to a woman, especially a white one, than the average Bear is.

>>5880932
Makes you understand why they're called "brown one" in most Indo-European languages because their real name was so taboo for fear speaking it might attract one...

>>5882040
>>5882189
It's objectively the correct strategy in the situation. Bears "scream" at each other when they fight. You aren't going to physically over power it, you have to make yourself look as big, loud, and scary as possible.

>>5884340
I should add to that
>"brown one" (bear, bruin, etc in germanic languages)
>"honey eater" (medved) which is what the russians call them.
>Greek word for bear arctos comes from a shared root dating back to a sandskrit word that looked like "hractos" which basically means "the destroyer"
The greek word is also where we get the words for Arctic and Antarctic. Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
The Finns have a whole mythology around it. And looking into bear cults from Finland, Siberia, and the Ainu of Japan is really damn interesting if you have time.
Pretty fuckin metal honestly.

>>5884345
>Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
Learnt something today!

>>5882189
He probably broke or at least fractured a few fingers there, but not being eaten alive is worth it.

>>5851533
>me playing Thief first time
those old NPC's were blind back then

>>5883787
she's just pregnant

>>5882359
bear looks weak and slow from an entire life of domestication and good table manners, quite sad

>>5885093
I assumed it was just really old. It sure looks elderly.

>>5883595
audio from another clip

>>5880933
how full were his pants after this

>>5885111
true, it looks pretty old, but it also looks like its daily routine is just walking a few yards here and there, maybe it used to run around and play on their property, i dunno, i guess it could have lived a physically active life

>>5884853
how did he teleport into the car like that?

>>5885275
ive never seen a bird being this exhausted

>>5880936
Now I know where i'd software got their sound samples from when making doom.

>>5868058
Based and Wojtekpilled. He is my favorite bear, historically speaking.
Imagine you and the boys having to snuggle with him in order to survive the freezing temperatures at night. Maximum ursinic comfiness

>>5885500
We have some statues of him here because he lived in Edinburgh zoo after the war :)
Im honestly jealous of a generation that got to go to war and expirence that type of bond with their comrades because I got PTSD anyway but the gay childhood trauma and finding a friend overdosed in a bathroom kind not the cool war hero kind. At least id have people who understood what id been through that were not junkies and faggots that I have zero interest in ever speaking to

>>5885125
It probably wouldn't have lived to be that old in the wild..

>>5885892
>>5885125
>>5882359
24 years old in the video. Though apparently he's 32 now. Compared to a 20-25 year life expectancy for brown bears in the wild.

>>5852854
i think bears are mostly more related to dogs hence they probably had the same thinking as dogs if properly trained, while lion and cat are mostly the same since they're feline

>>5852462
He's got a magnum in his hand, the dude is more than fine. Unless you mean the bear is shitting itself.

>>5848802
>remove doorknob
>slather dick with honey
>???

>>5849507
>how come i never see you anymore, son?
You know where i live bitch.

>>5851533
Metal bear solid

>>5884345
Based bear knower. Germanic culture has a bear cult too, as seen in berserkers (bear-shirt, i.e. they wore bear skins) and in figures like Beowulf (bee-wolf, i.e. bear) and Bodvar Bjarki who astrally projects into a bear.

>>5880919
It's not that they're stupid for choosing the bear, their stupid because their reason for choosing the bear is completely iĺlogical 99% of the time.

>Choose the bear because it won't always attack you (99.9% of all men won't attack you)
>choose the bear because men attack women much more often (most women encounter thousands of men throughout their lives, while never encountering a single bear)

>>5884345
>The greek word is also where we get the words for Arctic and Antarctic. Land of Bears and Land without Bears respectively lol
It's called Arctic because you can see Ursa Major from there, not because it has bears.

>>5886862
im going with the bear explanation because its cooler stop being a dork get bearpilled

>>5854360
gay porn isn't allowed on a blue board, anon

>>5849439
God bless this bear

>>5854360
OH THEY' FUCKIN'!

>>5885892
>>5886258
not bad then, seems the bear has lived a long and peaceful life at any rate, doesn't have to worry about getting owned by a younger bear or succumbing to injury/illness

>>5887085
that's fair

>>5883844
Is this real?

>>5884343
I've always wondered if carrying an umbrella with an eye pattern or something would help with wild animal encounters. It can make you look bigger and hopefully terrifying.

Up

>>5889650
BROTHER, we must defend our oats

>>5889648
Is that a stallion

>>5863228
In their backyards at that

>>5880325
It was her dah

>>5892084
Moose

>>5854360
get a room!

>>5876645
I think without her kayak she had no means of getting back

>>5893547
Is he ok?

looks like some are fake ai videos

>>5849218
Me after a night of binge drinking, Taco Bell and fighting random hobos in the alley behind 7-11

>>5860182
>>5860221
Women can barely pump their own gas. Good luck to these dumb bitches being stuck inawoods with something that can't build them shelter, build them a fire or provide them food. That's if they don't get eaten.
God I fucking hate women

>>5874616
>VDV is conscripting real bears

>>5881119
>ygyl

>>5884350
>All this talk about man vs bear
>Brown vs black
Finally, someone posted the genetically superior white bear. Bigger and stronger in every way.

>>5881985
Bears are literally just big fat dogs

>>5893600
Yeah he's fine, most of the sticks they threw at him missed.

>>5893497
oops sorry

>>5849218
Wasn't this one abandoned in a zoo that closed

>>5857387
Where is the bear?

>>5848551 (OP)
ain't we a pear?

>>5885654
Sad and tragic personal story bro
I want to let you know, as one of your elders, that we all lose people
COs lose soldiers and soldiers lose comrades in wars made by men and everyone loses their friends/family(life's little soldiers) to the world which wars with each and every one of us in its own vendetta way.
https://youtu.be/RC6sMFbL288?si=CUXmu_RCSufVVnia

Keep your chin up, and chest puffed out.
You are never alone, even when you are suffering alone, there is always others out there that knows your pain

>>5898564
Thanks bro :)

>>5880919
I assure you that if the women who chose the bear saw that video of a bear ripping a man's face off, they'd still choose the bear because women in general are retarded.

>>5848569
That bear is a coomer

>>5893547
what the hell, /wsg/ told me that black bears are just big silly dogs?

>>5857387
huge gross mole

>>5863189
>That made it make sense
How? How did it make sense to you?
If I had to leave my daughter in the forest I would rather prefer her to be near someone who has at least slightest idea of survival and can comfort her during panic attack.
Also, wild animals that tend to avoid adult humans may see kids as easy target.

>>5898920
> X told me that Y
Low test fag liberal pol agitator speak

>>5849218
dis nigga got stuck with a woman in the woods

>>5898920
That's an Asian black bear, which are known to be more aggressive than Burger ones.

>>5898920
That's a sun bear. They kill and eat tigers.

Bears do occasionally visit convenience stores. Not that all bears are polite, but some are very accustomed to what people want. If they do a certain activity and no one scolds them, then that is the approach they use in the future.

>>5848793
oh shit that's what that "BAERRRRAAKALAAAA" sound is from

>>5851389
>Why are bears so cool?
A few park or community bears are not only tame, but don't have hot tempers. BUT most bears have hot tempers once triggered.

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/18/washington-black-bear-inexplicably-passes-on-busch-but-passes-out-after-downing-36-rainier-beers/

>>5896550
Yes, Chada, webm is of her in the new rescue enclosure, though.

>>5900298
Reason #88 why I love bears and hate blacks.

>>5900301
'perkele' finnish curseword

>>5900970
i realize after looking it up. i would also shit my pants if i heard someone scream that in the middle of the woods. finnish is wild

>>5884345
>>5886641
I too have watched the 13th warrior.

>>5868002
>incapable of feeling mercy
Yes anon they eat their prey alive.

>>5881087
ive walked into the same bear with cubs twice coming outside my house, have videos if interested lol

>>5902193
fuck it. here's the first video, i walked out my door looking at my phone and ran into two cubs, looked up and realized this wasn't good, shat myself in surprised then stumble back as i knew mom would be around. She false charged me as i scrambled to get into my front door, good job i didn't completely fall over? maybe.... think i would learn my lesson, but one year later...

>>5902201
this time i was late for work but did the same shit was not expecting it. told it to move on and it shat on the floor when i hit the fence with a shovel. i love bears. but respect they will eat you alive.

>>5880934
A bear is.very similar to the cat by its mitoric skills. Just not that flexible and way more stronger.

>>5882212
The nature is pretty horific when you look at it up close.

>>5883794
Very well built birds feeder

>>5885278
It could be I'll and dying. That's why ended in the water.

>>5902201
>>5902208
You should did what the finn did, PERKELE!!!!

>>5902201
>>5902208
these videos are way more stressful to watch when you know it's the actual guy posting them

>>5904088
Perhaps that only works on brown bears

>>5900650
Naturally. "Rescue animal" is a euphemism however.

>>5889652
cats are so stupid and funny

>>5887452
kek

>>5880935
the bear is like Gandalf and the boars are like Orcs

>>5881066
>>5882359
My great grandfather was a bear keeper while in the swedish army, his officer in had been gifted one from some russian officer. This was in the early 1900's. Only russians could gift someone a bear, fucking weirdos.

What a cool thread.

>>5848551 (OP)
I once saw a bear dig a hole and sit in it. Was dope.

>>5849504
I would rather my children have a bears genetics than my own.

>>5853169
Now the bear has his own door

>>5885277
Excellent throw. Excellent catch.

>>5885276
That's adorable.

>>5848793
>laughter at 0:48
This is what the gnomes sound like in my backyard when I'm not looking at them.

>>5863228
Yep. The sole reason. The bear threat is too great to jews...