Looking for a green text about an anon that took some weird hair growth shit. From what I remember, it was about his Filipino GF’s family putting white shit in his hair, making him eat some green sludge, and that somehow got his hair to grow thicker over time. Does anyone have that green text

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/16l5xwq/anon_cured_balding/
A lot of the famous greentexts get reposted (and reposted and reposted) to reddit. Good place to start despite how you probably feel about the site.