How to make force lightning?

>>40504519 (OP)
First you need unlimited power

I did it once. It was back in 2014 after school. I used to get bullied a lot back then and bottle the anger up inside me. On a Thursday afternoon in October (the month of all hallows eve mind you) i was walking home from my high school and got jumped by some local thugs who frequent the area by the mini mart. I got roughed up to say threat of it (sparing you the grim details trust me) I got home and sat in the shower thinking about what happened, listening to music. Fireflies by owl city came on - it was the wrong time for it. Don't get me wrong, I live that song - but not at that moment. I ripped open my shower curtain and in a moment of raw anger, unfettered emotion I intensely lashed out at my phone and at the same time released a low powered bolt of electricity which nearly destroyed my phone and left burn marks on my mother's good towels. I have tried to replicate it since then but to no avail. Sometimes great gifts leave you for the better. With that power there's no telling who I'd become

>>40504519 (OP)
Put a fork in the electrical outlet. Should you survive, unlimited power it is.

>>40504519 (OP)
Need to beat your meat at 9001 jorks per minute

>>40504519 (OP)
You need a big Tesla coil and the lightning comes to you and it doesn't inflict any damage but if your picture is taken it will look like you are shooting out force lightning.

Study Mo Pai.

>>40504975
300ml of Methylene blue outta do it
Smoke a shard or two if you're familiar with crystal magic

>>40504519 (OP)
First attune to the force and listen.
Second bend the force to your will.

>>40505387
No. The chinese suck at everything.

>>40504519 (OP)
Socks and carpet, plus door handle, you can fry electronics using my technique.

>>40505557
Does that stuff actually work? I've heard nothing but good things but it was invented by a freemason so I'm skeptical.

>>40509384
it works but it's overrated and it's also a petroleum product

>>40509464
>>40509384
electrolytes should increase your conduciveness right?

Be Zeus

>>40505382
its because its passing through the metal suit he is wearing.

>>40509653
You planning a marathon or a all day sex orgy ? Again I'm gonna have to recommend that crystal magic and H20

Turn to the dark side of the force

>>40505060
I remember my younger brother as a kid, sitting on the counter, putting keys in the socket and pretending he was starting the car

>>40505387
>Study Mo Pai.
shut the fuck up without qualifying that if you're indonesian they just might teach you but if you're not the fuck right the fuck off and out of there, its 100% closed to westerners
and dont you think for a single minute that Jim's notes are complete enough to practice by
me and many others have made fun of those who have tried for 15ish years now and they still have absolutely nothing to show for all their efforts
if one really wants to learn that stuff, longmen pai will teach anyone, but you'd better have vast sums of money to give them in return and can travel to china for training

>>40511188
I did it as a child too. I think we prove quantum immortality to ourselves by doing it

>>40504519 (OP)
You won't. The fact it's your goal and likely drive behind it is the very same reason you wouldn't have success with any practice that'd give you some chance at it or anything similar.
>>40505387
Unwise without a teacher. There's less dangerous qigong practices, even if not so flashy and cool as the shit you hope for.
>>40508239
Some of their esoteric practices are good. Not fit for everyone, doubly hard when one is without a good teacher - but there's value there.
>>40511201
>those who have tried for 15ish years now and they still have absolutely nothing to show for all their efforts
It's not because they studied mo pai in particular, it's because they approached things wrong in general.
The biggest risk wasn't in people not getting anywhere - it was in all those cases where people indeed made progress but due to lack of oversight they suffered so-called deviations and issues. Stories of people falling ill, suffering internal and/or burns or having some of their organs shut down are not that rare.

>>40511933
Teleport me into pic related or your wisdom goes ignored

>>40514239
Good! Let the hate flow through you.