Thread 40519258

Would you a mantis woman? She might decapitate you after sex. Based on my telepathic contact with mantises, their women are quite cute and sometimes they're pink like this and are interested in human men.

Also google AI won't stop making mantis women with nipples, stop google stop!!!!

>>40519258 (OP)
No you lost me at decapitation

Mantis women? Are you shitting me right now?

>>40519263
But what if they decapitate you at the exact moment you orgasm and its 1000x better than autoerotic asphyxiation?

Asians are hybridized mantoids dating back to an ancient generational cycle

>>40519258 (OP)
There are unfortunately many human mantesses out there who, like Salome, seduce in order to behead.

no, i'm terrified of insects
seeing mantis peoples is my nightmare

>>40519286

>orchid dweller

Real beauties! My skull is too thick, fyi. Mandibles would not get through.

>wait is that a steel pl- ...

Old meme war injury. Now shut up and keep doing whatevs that just was with your abdomen.

>>40519258 (OP)
Yes.
>She might decapitate you after sex.
As long as she eats me, who cares.

>>40519258 (OP)
They're energy parasites like reptilians desu.

>>40519294
lol seriously, if anything Asians look like mantis bugs.

>>40519258 (OP)
No, I want that BMC

>>40519258 (OP)
Sorry anon but they look more like this

t. mantis being researcher

They like their robes. They are NOT insects.

>>40519258 (OP)
Probably but there'll be no decapitations, that will backfire horribly at every attempt

>>40519396
Even better.

>>40519258 (OP)
No, you fucking weirdo. Get help.

Why not all at once?

>>40519396
>>40519403
Yeah, these are close to what they actually look like. Though I hear there are some that have exoskeletons which can be rigid, smooth or oily with backwards cricket-legs or even multiple legs like a real insect, while there there others that are mammal-like are fleshy, like we are.

>>40519434
Vast majority of reports state that they have skin. Not an exoskeleton, not multiple legs and no antennae. I have read 1000´s of sightings. Funfact: When seen on earth, it seems they have some trouble walking because it looks very stilted.

>>40519403
Certified alien-fucker David Huggins painted the mantises in robes sometimes

>>40519449
That's crazy, so what's the deal with so many DMT stories describing them as bug-like, or even as literal giant praying mantis insects?

>>40519286
Yeah alright I guess. I'd save her for that.

>>40519423
Reptiles and insects are in, of course. I don't know if Aryans do those things. Grays are asexual.

>>40519473
There are many beings seen on DMT. To me the interesting reports are when the mantis beings seen on DMT are not like DMT beings but like realistic beings. When the person tripping is breaking from the DMT trip land into reality. Often they describe "waking" up on a table in a technological room and a bunch of mantids are doing work and when they see the drug user are very surprised and quickly put them back or the mantis are just surprised the DMT user can see them.
Those reports are the only one were the Mantis beings are not in complete control (for a moment) and dont start the encounter. Of course there are the classic "I was tripping on DMT and this giant mantis being operated on my brain" These are extremely common. I think in the case of DMT, you can see Mantis like creatures and the original mantis being™. The alien mantis being does typical mantis being things that are reported time and time again (in DMT, very high dose of shrooms, meditation, abduction reports) while the mantis like creature dosent do these things.

>>40519518
Asexuals get very freaky when pushed to it.

>>40519545
Well, I tend to agree with you.

>>40519473
>>40519528
Dunno what this mantis fetish is about but on LSD I have seen humanoid insect guys when closing my eyes, one I remember well was this human-looking moth covered with multicolored pattern, he emitted a faint glow. Another one had this bulbous skull and eyes like the aliens mentioned here,but nothing really scary tho

>>40519258 (OP)
its annoying that every 4tards boards is filled to the brim with braindead coomers that constantly think about flesh.

youre not smart nerds, youre these dumb nerds that jack to furry and hentai all day and waste their worthless life away without ever arriving at any kind of wisdom.
god made a mistake creating this piece of shit human race.

luckily there are greater powers that can right the wrongs of this stupid fucking god.

>>40519708
>t. mantiscel

>>40519258 (OP)
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/cc0kEMB4MPQ?feature=shared

experience what exactly, how stupid they all are?
how theyre so blind and kept in their own bubbles of retardation, yea is that it?

you can have that!

this can only be a setup to allow their erasure.

>>40519733
One job...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc0kEMB4MPQ&pp=ygUeY2F0dGxlIGRlY2FwIGp1c3QgYW5vdGhlciBib2R5

>>40519258 (OP)
Your kink goes to /d/

What if mantids are just psychic asteroid insects in space? Like life evolved on earth and already went to space long ago. due to a disaster and they just evolved in the cold hard vacuum as photosynthetic organism

>>40519708
just let us run our course, be patient
>>40519737
you actually undermine it too much
>>40519748
its actually a setup to force out the purpose-seeking impulse

>>40520292
im depicting it too much like a stepping stone tho. COOMING is actually fun in itself, i cant lie

>>40519258 (OP)
only if Mantis pussy works like dolphin pussy

>>40520425
explain dolphin pussy

>>40520425
hello neechan, or someone who reminds me of someone who was obsessed with dolphin pussy

>>40519473
>what's the deal with so many DMT stories describing them as bug-like, or even as literal giant praying mantis insects?
That’s just what their soul looks like, and brother, if you think that’s bad, you should see most people’s.

>>40519396
based

spaced

>>40519258 (OP)
anon I'm a crazy fucker
so much so I only opened this thread because of that image you picked

>>40522303
how long have you known how imageboards worked (*´∀｀)

>>40520557
dolphin pussy contains a secretion which, on contacting a dolphin cock, causes said dolphin cock to continuously ejaculate for like 45 minutes

POST MORE MANTUSSY

No. Here have a real grey watching you jerk off.

no, but I would if mantid is properly tied, there is so much pleasure and so much to chase after besides one night stand, fuck matriarchy

>>40523027
>MANTUSSY

Obviously, MAN

ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind.
There's always someone bigger and badder

>>40519258 (OP)
I keep mantis, all you'd need to do is keep her satisfied with food, you could plough all day long. They only kill their mates if they're hungry

>>40519294
That'd explain quite a bit actually

>>40523487
>They only kill their mates if they're hungry

...so does that mean that the Sarlacc Pit Monster only got hungry every few hundred years or whatever it was - even AFTER it had technically already eaten?? (ರ_•́) XD

>>40523515
>>40519294

AND THEY KEEP GETTIN' BEAUTIFULLER

EVERY TIME I SEE 'EM