I am the prophet of the Lord's True Religion. His religion is unknown today, but it will be known. This thread is merely to pass the time. Tell me what you seek in an ideal religion, I will not be inspired by your desires, for God's religion is not the desire of man. However, tell me your suggestions for a religion. Anyone who thinks I am a false prophet is possessed by the devil lucifer. The entire world, all 10.1 billion people, shall follow my religion within the next 50 years, and they will all follow willingly, including you, because you will see the signs of the Lord upon my favor, and you shall believe in me. Until then this thread is merely to pass the time and to ask you a simple question, what is your ideal religion, let me hear it. In 50 years there will be only one religion, mine. For I'm the true prophet of all prophets and the king of all queens. This is only the waiting period before the sign of the Lord is upon the world with utter proof of my authority. You accuse me of being a false today, but so were all the true prophets. Lol.

Thanks.
Thoughbeit.
Lol.

post your birth chart.

>i wanna be famous and start a sex cult... so uh... what do you guys like

yeah we know, there's lots of men like you

>>40525982 (OP)
Omfg it's the King of Queens!

>i want to abuse spirituality in a shallow attempt to be famous and get pussy

post your birth chart... let's see what cards Time gave you.

>>40526014
>>40526020
I didn't say anything like that you evildoer. I want to make the world a better place where people like you do not have all the power, your reign is ending soon, you have been in power for too long and you have harmed too many people, Lucifer. The world will realize you are the great deceiver who spreads evil and hatred throughout the world and you will be replaced by LOVE and FORGIVENESS. Your era of hatred and vile corruption will end. You and all the other celebs like you are corrupt monsters and you let them corrupt you too, your heart has grown dark and cracked and when you see a true prophet like me you become scared because I want to teach people the light and show them how to be honest people, and you deceive others and accuse me of things I never said or did, you are a deceiver, accusing me of being a false prophet, but I'm true. You are the false prophet and so are all your evil corrupt associates. Lol.

>>40526036
You say that as if I said it, but I never said it. Maybe that is the reason you are famous, but I am famous to stop people like you from taking over the world for ever. You ahve had your turn at power and you abused it way too much, and now it is time for someone with a good heart to lead the people sincey ou failed them miserably and you only cared about yourself, deceiver, liar. You are the great accuser from Revelation. Lol.

>>40526039
Here's mine.

Go check what day the Sun was conjunct Venus this year.

>>40526049
You were born in December.
You lie even in this thread where you are claiming I am a false prophet.
How funny is it that you are lying about your own birth chart yet claiming to be telling the truth about me? Your lies can't last forever deceiver.
Lol.

>>40526039
>I want to make the world a better place

cool how are you going to do that? political activism? self-sacrifice?

>>40526059
You will see when I become a prophet.
I will spread the word of the Lord and the world will realize you are a false prophet and they will come to their senses and be better people lol.

>>40526055
no, I was born in March, on the 23rd.

3 and 23. Like the factors of 69.

>>40526049
>>40526067
>She calls me a deceiver
>Yet she posts a fake birth chart as evidence
Who is the deceiver now tell me lol.