>>40530712Last night I dreamed that I was laying unconscious on a hospital bed covered by a blanket, but I could see myself like I was having an out of body experience. In the room with me were two people: one of my coworkers and this girl who I had a crush on when I was young. She was using her feminine witchy woman magicks to conjour blood to my benis in an attempt to sploogejaculate my semen all up in mi pantalones, but my coworker's presence there in the dream provided a buzzkill counteracting her feverish sexiness. So I almost had a wet dream, but not quite. After this I found myself at someone else's house eating leftover bacon and pancakes out of their fridge and camping with them outside in the woods at night