THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE. - /x/ (#40537007) [Archived: 950 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:40:05 PM No.40537007
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PLEASE, SOMEONE, ANYONE, I AM BEGGING YOU, SEND ME BACK TO JUNE 2022, IT'S NOT JOKE OR LARP, I NEED TO DO IT
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:45:47 PM No.40537312
Donald Trump we need a miracle
Replies: >>40541152
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:47:03 PM No.40537324
>>40537007 (OP)
It doesn't work like that.
Replies: >>40537359
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:53:30 PM No.40537359
>>40537324
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO FIX MY MISTAKES
Replies: >>40544802
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:56:41 PM No.40537387
>>40537007 (OP)
You can't.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:57:23 PM No.40537391
I need a chicken, a 4 month old goat, and about 3 grams of gold dust
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:02:55 PM No.40537429
>>40537007 (OP)
Sigh okay but don't overuse it
>go outside your house naked
>if you have a backyard go there to avoid being seen but it needs to be outside of an structure can't be on a bathroom or shack
>sit on the floor or stay in fetal position focus on the date you want to go
>you need to know the number of the day the date and the day of the week it was.
>visualize a tunnel when you close your eyes try to visualize a hole in the pitch black
>stay there it can take a lot of time keep visualizing and don't think of anything else just the date and imagine the portal
>if successful you will wake up in the desired date if you see yourself avoid contact
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:38:38 PM No.40537609
>>40537391
Roast or baked chicken?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:58:18 PM No.40537716
>>40537007 (OP)
>Arrive back in 2022
>Empty because everyone is in 2025
Enjoy your desolate world
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:40:13 AM No.40539719
>>40537007 (OP)
ok its done. now what?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:56:46 AM No.40539828
>>40537429
John and Cassandra still up to your old tricks I see. Must be a day off from watching the kids I guess. Hope you're doing good.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:49:07 AM No.40540858
>>40539719
No its not
Enlightened Christian
6/16/2025, 8:55:30 AM No.40540870
>>40537007 (OP)
Plz, send me back to 1995
> First playstation
> Magic the Gathering
> Diablo
> Lan party
> ...
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:19:48 AM No.40540934
>>40537429
>Materialise naked in fetal position.
>Walk into bar, ask for clothes, boots, motorcycle

but seriously anon, does this work, and is there a way back?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:22:34 AM No.40540946
>>40537007 (OP)
First learn astral projection. Don’t have that down yet? Do that first.
Once you have that skill then project back to the point in time you are interested in. Take over your previous body.
Thats it job done. Actually why are you even asking. That’s it. That’s a process. Go do it. Having issues with it? Well get on with it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:38:27 AM No.40541152
>>40537312
Please, no, hes already sucked the life of too many people. Between him and Taytay, just desperate hacks attempting to take over the world by harming anyone they can. Enough of that shit.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:28:33 AM No.40541263
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md5: 31823b7e21799d0cb9fac213a43b37d7🔍
>>40537007 (OP)
2002 plox, so I can use old school internet/textboards(And there are hundreds of websites again) and go to the arcades when it was down the street/have actual friends.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:10:23 PM No.40542445
you're gonna need a phone, a microwave, and the LHC for that lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:52 PM No.40542459
>>40537007 (OP)
But anon, we just did, you must have the passwords to remeber.

https://youtu.be/sZTpLvsYYHw
BAH
6/17/2025, 1:00:59 AM No.40544802
>>40537359
Ephesians 2:8-9
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians%202%3A8-9&version=KJV
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:50:18 AM No.40545390
>>40537007 (OP)
>Just get out dude
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:20:55 AM No.40546734
>>40537007 (OP)
How comfy are you with being disappointed when ever you can't get what you want just by wanting it?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:37:05 AM No.40546791
>>40540934
Try it then try again until it works or you get arrested for indecent exposure