Lonely people things. - /x/ (#40539849) [Archived: 1103 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:00:01 AM No.40539849
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If I get a haunted doll is it a possibility for it to become a good friend/romantic partner?
Replies: >>40540575 >>40545146 >>40545216 >>40545494
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:28:20 AM No.40540575
>>40539849 (OP)
only if you put a flashlight in it and perform sex magic on it regularly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:22:46 AM No.40540947
I've wanted a ghost friend ever since watching Casper in 1995
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:48:20 PM No.40543190
I wish for autocorrect to remember fleshlight and use it as a default correction, forever forgetting 'flashlight'
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:06:13 AM No.40545146
>>40539849 (OP)
>is it a possibility for it to become a good friend/romantic partner?
no.
the reason why the doll is haunted is because the spirit has unfinished business (if its a dead person) or its a demon.

if its a dead person, they'll try to posses you, and in the end destroy you, since these types unfinished business tends to be due to a horrible end or life, you'll end in prison charged with murder or you'll end up getting killed so that the spirit in question can escape.

if its a demon, it will try to destroy you because it hates mankind.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:18:29 AM No.40545216
>>40539849 (OP)
No, but it'll certainly spice your life up.
Good luck explaining it to anyone
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:10:08 AM No.40545494
>>40539849 (OP)
No.
Your life will become like your most horrible sexual fantasies and your on the receiving end.