The Oralcle
6/17/2025, 1:00:23 PM No.40547814
I am a secret asian for the FBI, CIA and Lexus of Warwick. I am putting myself at risk of surprise buttsex by telling you this, this is how the world ends.
1. Pakistan and India will engage in a nuclear exchange at 25/06/2025. The blasts will atomize the land around them and large clouds of radioactive shit particles will make their way to europe. Unfortunately the UK will remain unaffected, but millions of turkish people will die due to the fallout settling over Berlin
2. Iran bombs all roads in and out of Israel, and blocks the ports by airstriking the happy merchant vessels in the channel. This will cause critical shortages of bagels, cottage cheese, and CP, causing Israel to retaliate with nukes out of desperation. This will cause the deaths of 100 million arabs, 90% of the population of israel and a dozen humans
3. A month after the nuclear exchanges cease, Chrysler 300 shaped alien craft will emerge from welfare office shaped clouds near the blast area. Around the same time, incredibly tall, slender and dark creatures will start appearing throughout the world. They speak in a language humans can't understand and hunt people in packs. They will wear the jewellery of humans in an attempt to blend in.
4. A charismatic and deeply homosexual leader will emerge from the ashes. He will use the chaos to rise to power, claiming to be fighting these dark creatures. Do not be fooled, as he is the antichrist. In actuality he engages in intercourse with these "black people" every day and is secretly working for them. In my visions he is referred to as "Nick Fuentes"
Please heed my warning anons. In 2 weeks it will be the end of the world, I promise guys.
1. Pakistan and India will engage in a nuclear exchange at 25/06/2025. The blasts will atomize the land around them and large clouds of radioactive shit particles will make their way to europe. Unfortunately the UK will remain unaffected, but millions of turkish people will die due to the fallout settling over Berlin
2. Iran bombs all roads in and out of Israel, and blocks the ports by airstriking the happy merchant vessels in the channel. This will cause critical shortages of bagels, cottage cheese, and CP, causing Israel to retaliate with nukes out of desperation. This will cause the deaths of 100 million arabs, 90% of the population of israel and a dozen humans
3. A month after the nuclear exchanges cease, Chrysler 300 shaped alien craft will emerge from welfare office shaped clouds near the blast area. Around the same time, incredibly tall, slender and dark creatures will start appearing throughout the world. They speak in a language humans can't understand and hunt people in packs. They will wear the jewellery of humans in an attempt to blend in.
4. A charismatic and deeply homosexual leader will emerge from the ashes. He will use the chaos to rise to power, claiming to be fighting these dark creatures. Do not be fooled, as he is the antichrist. In actuality he engages in intercourse with these "black people" every day and is secretly working for them. In my visions he is referred to as "Nick Fuentes"
Please heed my warning anons. In 2 weeks it will be the end of the world, I promise guys.
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